Paper Telephone.

[Aganzir]

'Yes, it would. You were beginning to fade,' answered Gandalf. 'The Nogrod was overcoming you at last.

There may have been nothing wrong with Lord Nazgûl's Last Big Mac Supper as such, but the Istari did think his open support of Catalan independence went quite over the top.

A few more hours and you would have been beyond our Eönwë.


But you have some Rune in you, my dear hobbit!

Using his awesome powers of commercialism, the Witch King manages to unite the politically fragmented community of Catalan Wizards.

As you showed in the TGEW.


That was touch and go: perhaps the most dangerous Volo of all. I wish you could have held out at Weathertop.'

The Great Dictator of Angmar indoctrinates the virtues of a free market to a band of dwarves.

Thank you everyone! This was a fab round to mod.