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Tuor in Gondolin · 05-23-2009, 11:58 AM

I Regret Nothing
Turin Turambar

Eönwë · 05-24-2009, 06:47 AM

Stormy Seas and Tumultuous waters by Osse.
I'm the boss by Eru
Gettin' yar ships riggin' right by Cirdan (No, I don't think he would speak like that)

And some real ones:
Treasure Island by Ar-Pharazon
20,000 leagues under the Sea by A. Silmaril
The Horse and his Boy by Shadowfax
The Silver Chair by Denethor
White Fang by Huan
In the Heart of the Sea by Ulmo

And why not some non-fiction:
The origin of species by Yavanna

narfforc · 05-26-2009, 05:49 AM

When Will I Be Famous by Anarion.
The Half-blood Prince by Elrond.
The Goblins on Fire by The Balrog.
Forgotten Realms by Ingwe.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-26-2009, 07:30 AM

How I conquered my fear of heights!
By Manwe

How I conquered my fear of Lights!
By Varda

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-30-2009, 10:23 PM

Spelunking in the Misty Mountains

By S. Gollum
Illus. B. Baggins
Pub. Rivendell House

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-31-2009, 10:01 PM

How To Be A Bad Husband by Aldarion

How To Banish All Men From Your Life In A Few Simple Stepsby Erendis

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-01-2009, 08:00 AM

Men Are From Mars
Women Are from Venus

By Erendis

Erendis · 06-01-2009, 11:46 AM

''How to loose a guy in 163 years'' by Erendis

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-02-2009, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

Men Are From Mars
Women Are from Venus

By Erendis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erendis

''How to loose a guy in 163 years'' by Erendis

Indeed!

Erendis · 06-12-2009, 02:38 PM

''Sleeping disorders and how to treat them '' by Este

Hakon · 06-12-2009, 02:49 PM

How to be Beautiful

By An Elf.

How to lose an All Powerful Ring

By Sauron.

Arson for Dummies

By Gothmog.

Erendis · 06-17-2009, 03:49 AM

"The complete guide to store a good relationship with your pets" by the ex-queenBeruthiel

narfforc · 07-02-2009, 08:49 AM

Hair Removing Techniques by Dis

Erendis · 07-07-2009, 12:21 PM

"Loyalty to masters"by a Dead

LadyBrooke · 07-07-2009, 08:47 PM

Plays on real books

Sword of the Rightful King: A novel of King Elessar by Barahir grandson of the Steward Faramir

Maiar and Balrogs by King Thranduil (can't you just see him as a conspiracy theorist? Galadriel and Elrond are out to get me, I tell you.)

The Singer's Wife by ????????, wife of Maglor

A History of the World in 6 Glasses by Galion

The Stupidest Things Ever Done by Kings: As Told By Somebody Who Served One of the Stupidest by Lord Celeborn

Erendis · 07-08-2009, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyBrooke

Plays on real books

Maiar and Balrogs by King Thranduil (can't you just see him as a conspiracy theorist? Galadriel and Elrond are out to get me, I tell you.)

The Stupidest Things Ever Done by Kings: As Told By Somebody Who Served One of the Stupidest by Lord Celeborn

Just hillarious!

05-23-2009, 11:58 AM	#41
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	I Regret Nothing Turin Turambar __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-24-2009, 06:47 AM	#42
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Stormy Seas and Tumultuous waters by Osse. I'm the boss by Eru Gettin' yar ships riggin' right by Cirdan (No, I don't think he would speak like that) And some real ones: Treasure Island by Ar-Pharazon 20,000 leagues under the Sea by A. Silmaril The Horse and his Boy by Shadowfax The Silver Chair by Denethor White Fang by Huan In the Heart of the Sea by Ulmo And why not some non-fiction: The origin of species by Yavanna __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

05-26-2009, 05:49 AM	#43
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	When Will I Be Famous by Anarion. The Half-blood Prince by Elrond. The Goblins on Fire by The Balrog. Forgotten Realms by Ingwe. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-26-2009, 07:30 AM	#44
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	How I conquered my fear of heights! By Manwe How I conquered my fear of Lights! By Varda __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-30-2009, 10:23 PM	#45
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Spelunking in the Misty Mountains By S. Gollum Illus. B. Baggins Pub. Rivendell House __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-31-2009, 10:01 PM	#46
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	How To Be A Bad Husband by Aldarion How To Banish All Men From Your Life In A Few Simple Stepsby Erendis __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

06-01-2009, 08:00 AM	#47
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Men Are From Mars Women Are from Venus By Erendis __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-01-2009, 11:46 AM	#48
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06-12-2009, 02:38 PM	#50
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	''Sleeping disorders and how to treat them '' by Este __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

06-12-2009, 02:49 PM	#51
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	How to be Beautiful By An Elf. How to lose an All Powerful Ring By Sauron. Arson for Dummies By Gothmog. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes Last edited by Hakon; 06-17-2009 at 01:48 PM.

06-17-2009, 03:49 AM	#52
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	"The complete guide to store a good relationship with your pets" by the ex-queenBeruthiel __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

07-02-2009, 08:49 AM	#53
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Hair Removing Techniques by Dis __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-07-2009, 12:21 PM	#54
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	"Loyalty to masters"by a Dead __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

07-07-2009, 08:47 PM	#55
LadyBrooke Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =) Posts: 507	Plays on real books Sword of the Rightful King: A novel of King Elessar by Barahir grandson of the Steward Faramir Maiar and Balrogs by King Thranduil (can't you just see him as a conspiracy theorist? Galadriel and Elrond are out to get me, I tell you.) The Singer's Wife by ????????, wife of Maglor A History of the World in 6 Glasses by Galion The Stupidest Things Ever Done by Kings: As Told By Somebody Who Served One of the Stupidest by Lord Celeborn __________________ Busy, Busy, Busy...hoping for more free time soon.