Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 132 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-27-2008, 09:33 AM

Unfortunately, they (some dwarves and a wizard)
were all well-fed and happy because they had just
crashed at Bilbo's, eaten all his food, and got him to
go off on an adventure to Aman to help Morgoth get
three really neat jewels he wanted.

Eönwë · 02-29-2008, 04:56 PM

Fortunately, Ulmo appeared and convinced him to come back

Meneltarmacil · 03-10-2008, 03:53 PM

Unfortunately, Ulmo's appearance caused a gigantic tsunami to engulf the Shire.

Gil-Galad · 03-10-2008, 09:11 PM

Fortunately, none of the cool kids lived in the shire.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 03-10-2008, 09:15 PM

Unfortunately, the Nine happened to be in the Shire at that moment, and they were swept away.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-12-2008, 08:32 AM

Fortunately the Nine had seen PJ's movie and
used Legolas's surfboardish techniques to
ride the deluge back to Mordor.

Gil-Galad · 03-12-2008, 12:20 PM

unfortunately, the deluge took a right at isengard and ended up in Dol Amroth.

Eönwë · 03-17-2008, 02:29 PM

Fortunately, Dol Amroth was also the name of a lovely sweet-shop in the countryside, and thats where they ended up.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-18-2008, 08:18 AM

Unfortunately, the nazgul found out that the shop
was owned by Gandalf and featured only white
chocolates-not the nazguls favorite
REALLY DARK CHOCALATE!

Groin Redbeard · 03-18-2008, 08:41 AM

Fortunately, Saruman's store was next to Gandalf's with all sorts of dark treats.

Meneltarmacil · 03-18-2008, 12:09 PM

Unfortunately, the Nazgul ran over Gandalf while trying to get the chocolates.

Eönwë · 03-18-2008, 05:03 PM

Fortunately, they were very light, and Gandalf wasn't harmed at all.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-19-2008, 01:30 AM

Unfortunately, the steeds were not so light.

Thinlómien · 03-19-2008, 04:48 AM

Fortunately, they were magic steeds that floated in the air instead of walking on the ground.

Valesse · 03-19-2008, 06:19 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was too tall for the steads to clear his head safely.

Gil-Galad · 03-19-2008, 12:01 PM

Fortunately, there was a posistion open for a headless horseman.

Eönwë · 03-19-2008, 01:41 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf could not take it anyway, as he did not qualify for the criteria (Headless horseman, not Headless Horsemaia)

Meneltarmacil · 03-19-2008, 01:55 PM

Fortunately, the Valar decided to give him a new head.

Eönwë · 03-19-2008, 03:02 PM

Unfortunately, it was a balrog head

Valesse · 03-19-2008, 04:04 PM

Fortunately, the Balrog head came with the ablity to spit fire (... and to eat ridiculously spicy hot sauces).

Meneltarmacil · 03-19-2008, 07:28 PM

Unfortunately, confusion over his new identity caused him to throw himself into the Pit of Khazad-Dum.

Gil-Galad · 03-19-2008, 10:21 PM

Fortunately, that is where every Maia with a Balrog head fell, and they made a society and gandalf was at peace in his new home.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-20-2008, 05:39 AM

Unfortunately, a civil war soon broke out.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-20-2008, 08:20 AM

Fortunately, it was a very civil civil war.

Eönwë · 03-20-2008, 01:13 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was nit very civil about it.

The Sixth Wizard · 03-21-2008, 06:40 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf spontanaeously combusted.

...

... what? It was fortunate!

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-21-2008, 07:09 AM

Unfortunately, the fire spread into the cake shop!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 03-21-2008, 07:16 AM

Fortunately the cakes where fire-proved.

Eönwë · 03-22-2008, 10:31 AM

Unfortunately the owner wasn't (and neither were any of the other sweets)

Valesse · 03-22-2008, 12:01 PM

Fortunately, There was a fire squad nearby to handle the matter.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 03-22-2008, 04:07 PM

Unfortunately they handled the matter in a very clumsy way and all ended up dying in a most gruesome way.

McCaber · 03-22-2008, 06:25 PM

Fortunately, it was really funny.

Eönwë · 03-23-2008, 05:26 PM

Unfortunately, everyone for miles around died laughing

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-24-2008, 08:21 AM

Fortunately, some Sackville-Baggins speculators
came by later and made a "killing" buying up the
now available properties and turning them into
a Walmart Superstore (well, not so fortunate for JRRT).

Valesse · 03-24-2008, 02:41 PM

Unfortunately, there wasn't enough business to support the superstores and the Sackville-Bagginses became destitute.

Eönwë · 03-24-2008, 04:51 PM

Fortunately (well, not for the Sackville-Bagginses), this forced them to give out free goods.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-28-2008, 09:02 AM

Unfortunately (for the HAPA [Hobbits Against
Pipeweed Addiction] ) a Saruman subsidiary
took over the store and prospered selling
pipeweed and accessories to Easterlimgs and
Southrons since they assumed Aragorn's smoking
was the key to his military success.

Meneltarmacil · 03-28-2008, 01:59 PM

Fortunately, the Easterlings and Southrons all died of lung cancer, eliminating the threat to Gondor.

Eönwë · 03-31-2008, 12:31 PM

Unfortunately, with no-one to fight, Gondor did not need all its warriors and lost a lot of its power and dignity (not to mention land).

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-01-2008, 08:20 AM

Fortunately, Gondor still had enough power to
invade Bree using "Shock and Awe" tactics to
intimidate Bree's greatest warrior (Barliman Butterbur).

02-27-2008, 09:33 AM	#5241
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, they (some dwarves and a wizard) were all well-fed and happy because they had just crashed at Bilbo's, eaten all his food, and got him to go off on an adventure to Aman to help Morgoth get three really neat jewels he wanted. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-29-2008, 04:56 PM	#5242
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, Ulmo appeared and convinced him to come back __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-10-2008, 03:53 PM	#5243
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Ulmo's appearance caused a gigantic tsunami to engulf the Shire. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-10-2008, 09:11 PM	#5244
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, none of the cool kids lived in the shire. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-10-2008, 09:15 PM	#5245
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Unfortunately, the Nine happened to be in the Shire at that moment, and they were swept away. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

03-12-2008, 08:32 AM	#5246
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the Nine had seen PJ's movie and used Legolas's surfboardish techniques to ride the deluge back to Mordor. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-12-2008, 12:20 PM	#5247
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	unfortunately, the deluge took a right at isengard and ended up in Dol Amroth. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-17-2008, 02:29 PM	#5248
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, Dol Amroth was also the name of a lovely sweet-shop in the countryside, and thats where they ended up. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-18-2008, 08:18 AM	#5249
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the nazgul found out that the shop was owned by Gandalf and featured only white chocolates-not the nazguls favorite REALLY DARK CHOCALATE! __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-18-2008, 08:41 AM	#5250
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,735	Fortunately, Saruman's store was next to Gandalf's with all sorts of dark treats. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Last edited by Groin Redbeard; 03-18-2008 at 12:24 PM.

03-18-2008, 12:09 PM	#5251
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the Nazgul ran over Gandalf while trying to get the chocolates. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-18-2008, 05:03 PM	#5252
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, they were very light, and Gandalf wasn't harmed at all. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 03-18-2008 at 05:03 PM. Reason: oDd cApiTAls

03-19-2008, 01:30 AM	#5253
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, the steeds were not so light. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-19-2008, 04:48 AM	#5254
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Fortunately, they were magic steeds that floated in the air instead of walking on the ground. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-19-2008, 06:19 AM	#5255
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Unfortunately, Gandalf was too tall for the steads to clear his head safely. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-19-2008, 12:01 PM	#5256
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, there was a posistion open for a headless horseman. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-19-2008, 01:41 PM	#5257
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, Gandalf could not take it anyway, as he did not qualify for the criteria (Headless horseman, not Headless Horsemaia) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-19-2008, 01:55 PM	#5258
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, the Valar decided to give him a new head. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-19-2008, 03:02 PM	#5259
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, it was a balrog head __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-19-2008, 04:04 PM	#5260
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Fortunately, the Balrog head came with the ablity to spit fire (... and to eat ridiculously spicy hot sauces). __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-19-2008, 07:28 PM	#5261
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, confusion over his new identity caused him to throw himself into the Pit of Khazad-Dum. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-19-2008, 10:21 PM	#5262
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, that is where every Maia with a Balrog head fell, and they made a society and gandalf was at peace in his new home. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-20-2008, 05:39 AM	#5263
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, a civil war soon broke out. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-20-2008, 08:20 AM	#5264
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, it was a very civil civil war. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-20-2008, 01:13 PM	#5265
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, Gandalf was nit very civil about it. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-21-2008, 06:40 AM	#5266
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Fortunately, Gandalf spontanaeously combusted. ... ... what? It was fortunate!

03-21-2008, 07:09 AM	#5267
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the fire spread into the cake shop! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-22-2008, 10:31 AM	#5269
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately the owner wasn't (and neither were any of the other sweets) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-22-2008, 12:01 PM	#5270
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Fortunately, There was a fire squad nearby to handle the matter. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-22-2008, 06:25 PM	#5272
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Fortunately, it was really funny. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

03-23-2008, 05:26 PM	#5273
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, everyone for miles around died laughing __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-24-2008, 08:21 AM	#5274
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, some Sackville-Baggins speculators came by later and made a "killing" buying up the now available properties and turning them into a Walmart Superstore (well, not so fortunate for JRRT). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-24-2008, 02:41 PM	#5275
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Unfortunately, there wasn't enough business to support the superstores and the Sackville-Bagginses became destitute. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

03-24-2008, 04:51 PM	#5276
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately (well, not for the Sackville-Bagginses), this forced them to give out free goods. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

03-28-2008, 09:02 AM	#5277
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately (for the HAPA [Hobbits Against Pipeweed Addiction] ) a Saruman subsidiary took over the store and prospered selling pipeweed and accessories to Easterlimgs and Southrons since they assumed Aragorn's smoking was the key to his military success. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'