Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 126 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gil-Galad · 09-25-2007, 09:23 AM

Fortunately, it still wasn't fatal and they all skipped off to play in a fun game!

Meneltarmacil · 10-09-2007, 07:55 PM

Unfortunately, they fell down a bottomless pit.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 10-09-2007, 11:18 PM

Fortunately, the bottomless pit had a bottom, with pillows and lots of lembas!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2007, 01:20 AM

Unfortunately, the bottom of the pit was there because of a lack of funds in the pit diggers association. This meant that the pillows and lembas were of a very low quality and probably poisonous.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-11-2007, 08:11 AM

Fortunately, the pillows were all organic and
had been made at COFF (Certifiably Orc Fully Free)
factories.

Volo · 10-14-2007, 07:04 AM

Unfortunaly, the pillows were carnivores.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-15-2007, 08:18 AM

Fortunately, the pillows had no teeth.

Precioussss · 11-07-2007, 06:32 AM

Unfortunately, the pillows were actually not pillows at all, but cacti.

Alonna · 11-07-2007, 08:15 PM

Fortunately, all the spines on the cacti had been removed.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 11-07-2007, 09:21 PM

Unfortunately, the spines regrew.

satansaloser2005 · 11-07-2007, 09:50 PM

Fortunately, the spines were more of a feather-like consistency

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 11-08-2007, 09:45 PM

Unfortunately, the orcs solved everything, so the good guys that smoked pipeweed got out of the bottomless hole (which wasn't really wasn't bottomless) that the feather like consistency of spikes on the cacti.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 11-09-2007, 05:57 PM

Fortunately, the elves unsolved everything.

Meneltarmacil · 12-02-2007, 08:24 PM

Unfortunately, a dragon ate them all.

Gil-Galad · 12-02-2007, 09:26 PM

Fortunately, THE DRAGON spit them out IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Meneltarmacil · 12-02-2007, 09:50 PM

Unfortunately, he spit them directly into Mount Doom.

Alonna · 12-05-2007, 05:47 PM

Fortunately, Mount Doom had stopped erupting.

Thinlómien · 12-05-2007, 05:59 PM

Unfortunately, Mt Zoom hadn't and it was close enough to drown them in lava.

Meneltarmacil · 12-05-2007, 06:02 PM

Fortunately, the eagles saved them.

Alonna · 12-05-2007, 09:40 PM

Unfortunately, the Gondorian soldiers decided to use the eagles for target practice.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 12-31-2007, 08:35 PM

Fortunately, Sauron took over the world

McCaber · 12-31-2007, 08:44 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron took over the world.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 12-31-2007, 11:43 PM

Fortunately, he didn't have the Ring(it was in the hands of a halfling)

Meneltarmacil · 12-31-2007, 11:47 PM

Unfortunately, that halfling was Pippin, who carelessly gave it away to a Ringwraith.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 12-31-2007, 11:53 PM

Fortunately, That was just Frodo dressed as a Ringwraith.(and there was no Wraiths for a gazillion miles)

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2008, 06:08 AM

Unfortunately, the Barrow Wights were there to take the ring!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-01-2008, 02:50 PM

Fortunately, that was the BWH, and he is not that crazy(is he?)

Meneltarmacil · 01-01-2008, 04:09 PM

Unfortunately, he really was that crazy.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-01-2008, 04:11 PM

Fortunately, he dropped it and it came into the hands of Bombadil!

McCaber · 01-01-2008, 04:16 PM

Unfortunately, Bombadil really was the Witch-King.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-01-2008, 04:21 PM

Fortunately, Éowyn was there with Merry, and they had their swords!

Alonna · 01-01-2008, 09:10 PM

Unfortunately, Pippin had replaced their swords with fake rubber ones as a prank.

Meneltarmacil · 01-01-2008, 10:33 PM

Fortunately, the Witch-King laughed so hard at their attempts to kill him that he exploded.

McCaber · 01-01-2008, 10:56 PM

Unfortunately, the ensuing explosion destroyed everything in a 3-meter radius, with residual damage from within 10m of the Witch-King at the time of explosion.

Volo · 01-02-2008, 11:15 AM

Fortunately, there was nothing exept an overgrown mammoth within the 10m radius.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-02-2008, 11:35 AM

Unfortunately, said overgrown mammoth was the most important mammoth in the world and held the key to the destruction of Sauron!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-02-2008, 12:17 PM

Fortunately, the key had gotten passed to the Barrow Wight Himself!

Meneltarmacil · 01-02-2008, 01:20 PM

Unfortunately, since we all know that the key to defeating Sauron is the Ring, that meant that the B-W had the Ring.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-02-2008, 04:45 PM

Fortunately, Frodo was in the hands of the BW and he knew how to get Tom Bombadil!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-02-2008, 04:50 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was in the hands of the Barrow Wight who was convinced Frodo was an endangered bird and tried to keep him safe by putting him in a cage.

09-25-2007, 09:23 AM	#5001
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, it still wasn't fatal and they all skipped off to play in a fun game! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-09-2007, 07:55 PM	#5002
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they fell down a bottomless pit. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-09-2007, 11:18 PM	#5003
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, the bottomless pit had a bottom, with pillows and lots of lembas! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

10-10-2007, 01:20 AM	#5004
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the bottom of the pit was there because of a lack of funds in the pit diggers association. This meant that the pillows and lembas were of a very low quality and probably poisonous. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2007, 08:11 AM	#5005
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the pillows were all organic and had been made at COFF (Certifiably Orc Fully Free) factories. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-14-2007, 07:04 AM	#5006
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunaly, the pillows were carnivores. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-15-2007, 08:18 AM	#5007
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the pillows had no teeth. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-07-2007, 06:32 AM	#5008
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	Unfortunately, the pillows were actually not pillows at all, but cacti. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

11-07-2007, 08:15 PM	#5009
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Fortunately, all the spines on the cacti had been removed.

11-07-2007, 09:21 PM	#5010
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Unfortunately, the spines regrew. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

11-07-2007, 09:50 PM	#5011
satansaloser2005 The Sweetest Spoiler Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: from beneath you it giggles incessantly Posts: 5,789	Fortunately, the spines were more of a feather-like consistency

11-08-2007, 09:45 PM	#5012
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Unfortunately, the orcs solved everything, so the good guys that smoked pipeweed got out of the bottomless hole (which wasn't really wasn't bottomless) that the feather like consistency of spikes on the cacti. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

11-09-2007, 05:57 PM	#5013
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, the elves unsolved everything. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

12-02-2007, 08:24 PM	#5014
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a dragon ate them all. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-02-2007, 09:26 PM	#5015
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, THE DRAGON spit them out IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-02-2007, 09:50 PM	#5016
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he spit them directly into Mount Doom. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-05-2007, 05:47 PM	#5017
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Fortunately, Mount Doom had stopped erupting.

12-05-2007, 05:59 PM	#5018
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Unfortunately, Mt Zoom hadn't and it was close enough to drown them in lava. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

12-05-2007, 06:02 PM	#5019
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the eagles saved them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-05-2007, 09:40 PM	#5020
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Unfortunately, the Gondorian soldiers decided to use the eagles for target practice.

12-31-2007, 08:35 PM	#5021
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Sauron took over the world __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

12-31-2007, 08:44 PM	#5022
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, Sauron took over the world. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

12-31-2007, 11:43 PM	#5023
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, he didn't have the Ring(it was in the hands of a halfling) __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

12-31-2007, 11:47 PM	#5024
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, that halfling was Pippin, who carelessly gave it away to a Ringwraith. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-31-2007, 11:53 PM	#5025
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, That was just Frodo dressed as a Ringwraith.(and there was no Wraiths for a gazillion miles) __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-01-2008, 06:08 AM	#5026
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the Barrow Wights were there to take the ring! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-01-2008, 02:50 PM	#5027
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, that was the BWH, and he is not that crazy(is he?) __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-01-2008, 04:09 PM	#5028
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he really was that crazy. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-01-2008, 04:11 PM	#5029
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, he dropped it and it came into the hands of Bombadil! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-01-2008, 04:16 PM	#5030
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, Bombadil really was the Witch-King. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-01-2008, 04:21 PM	#5031
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Fortunately, Éowyn was there with Merry, and they had their swords! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-01-2008, 09:10 PM	#5032
Alonna Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 33	Unfortunately, Pippin had replaced their swords with fake rubber ones as a prank.

01-01-2008, 10:33 PM	#5033
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the Witch-King laughed so hard at their attempts to kill him that he exploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-01-2008, 10:56 PM	#5034
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 820	Unfortunately, the ensuing explosion destroyed everything in a 3-meter radius, with residual damage from within 10m of the Witch-King at the time of explosion. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

01-02-2008, 11:15 AM	#5035
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunately, there was nothing exept an overgrown mammoth within the 10m radius. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page