Sauron on Trial! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2006, 10:19 AM

Well, here is another game for you to get involved in! It's quite simple, really.

Imagine, for a moment, that Sauron had been captured rather than destroyed. His armies are all gone or dead or melted. He is put on trial and has decided to represent himself.

So, in a trial, what would Sauron say or do at his trial?

Here's what I think:

- Is that a wig?

- What murders?

- Yeah, and I’ll kill you too.

- Wait - did I say guilty?!? Guilty means ‘didn’t do it’, right?

- Where did you buy your hammer, your honour? I find you can do a lot more damage with a claw-head hammer... oops.

- I just did it for a laugh. Where’s your sense of humour?

- Twanngggg! Bwaaaaaaang! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanggggg!

What do you think?

11-09-2006, 10:19 AM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sauron on Trial! Well, here is another game for you to get involved in! It's quite simple, really. Imagine, for a moment, that Sauron had been captured rather than destroyed. His armies are all gone or dead or melted. He is put on trial and has decided to represent himself. So, in a trial, what would Sauron say or do at his trial? Here's what I think: - Is that a wig? - What murders? - Yeah, and I’ll kill you too. - Wait - did I say guilty?!? Guilty means ‘didn’t do it’, right? - Where did you buy your hammer, your honour? I find you can do a lot more damage with a claw-head hammer... oops. - I just did it for a laugh. Where’s your sense of humour? - Twanngggg! Bwaaaaaaang! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanggggg! What do you think? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 11-09-2006 at 12:19 PM.