The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Hookbill the Goomba]

For this week, thar be trouble a brewin'.



Alien has some strange ideas as usual.

I must register a protest. This does not look like a Christmas special at all to me. There are no flying reindeer, no elves of any particular breed, nor any noggin's of egg. Surely we could have had the true and full story behind Alfie the Santa Elf but I suppose that was nixed by davem of the Yard.

Your complaint has been noted, filed and burned.