If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

THE Ka · 08-23-2005, 01:00 PM

Like Russia can do with diamonds, I would flood the global market with orc sweat cosmetics and orc skin cell wintercoats. Maybe, even some fitness drinks make from their saliva... It would go something like this:

.~:Orcish Saliva Fitness Drinks! :~.

On the go, or wherever you need them! Blended, steamed, hot or cold, great taste should be sacrificed for great looks!

~Aesthete

08-23-2005, 01:00 PM	#11
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	If I found them at my door... Like Russia can do with diamonds, I would flood the global market with orc sweat cosmetics and orc skin cell wintercoats. Maybe, even some fitness drinks make from their saliva... It would go something like this: .~:Orcish Saliva Fitness Drinks! :~. On the go, or wherever you need them! Blended, steamed, hot or cold, great taste should be sacrificed for great looks! ~Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

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