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Old 01-14-2008, 10:42 AM   #1
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How many times can Gollum make Sam angry before Sam kills him?
A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist and would never harm another living creature.

Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming?
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Old 01-18-2008, 03:19 AM   #2
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A. An infinite number of times. Sam is a pacifist and would never harm another living creature.

Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming?
That's very easy to answer Alonna! They brought down Sauron and Saruman! The two men with the biggest carbon foot prints on earth!

As I have always said, Mordor is just a bunch of air pollution, what with all of their warring, manufacturing, and forging.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:27 AM   #3
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That's very easy to answer Alonna! They brought down Sauron and Saruman! The two men with the biggest carbon foot prints on earth!

As I have always said, Mordor is just a bunch of air pollution, what with all of their warring, manufacturing, and forging.
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Old 01-27-2008, 07:32 PM   #4
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:14 AM   #5
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Q. What are the people of Middle Earth doing to combat global warming?
They turned off some heat sources, such as Mount Doom.

Q: Why did Denethor look in the palantir?
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Q: Why did Denethor look in the palantir?
Because he mistook it for his shaving-mirror

Q: Why did Gandalf threaten to uncloak in front of Bilbo?
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Q: Why did Gandalf threaten to uncloak in front of Bilbo?
A: Well, you see, Bilbo was running an experiment about how many cloaks Gandalf can wear in warm weather, in a room with a roaring fire in the hearth. Gandalf uncloaking would have messed up all the data!

Q: Why was Saruman called Saruman of Many Colours?
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A: Because of all the streaks of brow, grey, and the slight green that he got on his cloak from breeding uruk-hai

Q: Why do we never learn what Legolas looks like?
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A: because half the world would fall dead in their spots if they would find out about his gorgon-like ugliness!!!

Q: why are the Nazgul afraid of water?
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Because they never bathe, so Sauron is forced to wash them in lava to sterilize the Nine. That's eighteen armpits stinking up Minas Morgul!

Why does Sam fight with a frying pan (in the movie) when he has a sword?
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