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Old 02-04-2008, 02:50 AM   #1
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This time we have absolute facts! Honest!

...

Okay, not really.



For those who can't see it...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ba/Week083.jpg

The Phantom and Alien have some unfortunate news.



Again...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...a/PandA078.jpg
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:17 AM   #2
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That was amusing.

I'm only itching to know who's the mysterious balding 'downer and if the bearded child is Aganzir...
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Old 02-04-2008, 02:33 PM   #3
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How did you get out of that blender Hookbill?!
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:00 PM   #4
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How did you get out of that blender Hookbill?!
If these people don't stop to take The Downer seriously, it's going to end very bad...
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:14 PM   #5
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If these people don't stop to take The Downer seriously, it's going to end very bad...
Are you saying that the Downer is spreading lies? I'm shocked that you would say such a thing.
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Old 02-05-2008, 01:53 AM   #6
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Brilliant! Another stunning contribution to the literary world! Love that part about A Little Green throwing children out of a tall building (from the first story!)

Ah yes....declineing morals Legate!
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:30 AM   #7
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Are you saying that the Downer is spreading lies? I'm shocked that you would say such a thing.
No, I never said that. I complained against people like you taking it always seriously.
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Old 02-05-2008, 05:56 AM   #8
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I'm only itching to know who's the mysterious balding 'downer and if the bearded child is Aganzir...
Not possible. It's you whom I like to think to be Gandalf.
But I remember I gave you a fake beard for birthday some years ago, also... So I guess you can stop itching now.

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He climbed.
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Old 02-10-2008, 05:25 PM   #9
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The blender wasn't on when Hookbill fell in was it? Because if it was, then he might have gotten blended... Poor, poor Hookbill...
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Old 02-10-2008, 06:05 PM   #10
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This week, Alien has been messing with the pipes...

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Old 02-10-2008, 06:29 PM   #11
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Wow! For once I get to see the Downer on Sunday!
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Old 02-10-2008, 07:43 PM   #12
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So many things happening to so many downers! It certainly looks like it has been a busy week.

The second article was hilarious!
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Old 02-18-2008, 03:48 AM   #13
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This week, Alien becomes musical.
Also, a new character; Puts accents over every vowel man.

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Old 02-18-2008, 04:51 AM   #14
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But there's no accent over the "y", is there?
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Old 02-18-2008, 11:05 AM   #15
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But Y isn't a vowel ... or am I missing an obvious joke here?
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But Y isn't a vowel ... or am I missing an obvious joke here?
Depends on in which language (you silly English-speakers! ).
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:01 PM   #17
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I'm just glad that you've been distracted from the truly unforgivable atrocities Alien has obviously been involved with.

And now the Weather:

Rain.
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:13 PM   #18
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Depends on in which language (you silly English-speakers!)
Hey if you didn't double up all your letters you wouldn't need extra ones.
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Rain.
Ice and snow, you incompetent weather man! "Rain" says he!
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