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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-23-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Police remove Skin in bid to stop crime.

In local news, it has been announced that several residents of The Barrow downs have had their skin confiscated by police. DCI Lalwende of the Yard expressed concern at the latest move by Scottish Yard, saying, "ever since skin was reclassified as a class A drug, davem hasn't stopped buying it."

While she said this, her skin was stolen from her and she ran off. Everyone on the Downs has been incredibly angry because of this. We interviewed one Wight, Laurinque she said "I like Pie!"...

Oddwen · 02-23-2008, 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hooky

Police remove Skin in bid to stop crime.

In local news, it has been announced that several residents of The Barrow downs have had their skin confiscated by police. DCI Lalwende of the Yard expressed concern at the latest move by Scottish Yard, saying, "ever since skin was reclassified as a class A drug, davem hasn't stopped buying it."

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

While she said this, her skin was stolen from her and she ran off. Everyone on the Downs has been incredibly angry because of this. We interviewed one Wight, Laurinque she said "I like Pie!"...

However, an interview with the pie's family reveals the sordid truth about Laurinque - she is in fact a maniac pie murderer.
"I want my daddy," sobbed a little pieling, as her mother tried to explain why her daddy was never coming home.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-24-2008, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Police remove Skin in bid to stop crime.

In local news, it has been announced that several residents of The Barrow downs have had their skin confiscated by police. DCI Lalwende of the Yard expressed concern at the latest move by Scottish Yard, saying, "ever since skin was reclassified as a class A drug, davem hasn't stopped buying it."

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

While she said this, her skin was stolen from her and she ran off. Everyone on the Downs has been incredibly angry because of this. We interviewed one Wight, Laurinque she said "I like Pie!"...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

However, an interview with the pie's family reveals the sordid truth about Laurinque - she is in fact a maniac pie murderer.
"I want my daddy," sobbed a little pieling, as her mother tried to explain why her daddy was never coming home.

Since then, nobody has wanted skin, but now we have a bigger problem. They want pie! So the BWH needed to stop this madness by eating all of the pies on the Downs himself.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-25-2008, 02:25 AM

This week, Folwren (with help from Finduilas, I think) wrote the second story.

Alternate version:

Due to an impending court case, The Phantom and Alien can't be with us this week. So, all the way from Fugrolshenslarviar, we have the most popular comic strip in Eastern Griodira: Fungoltch and Shcmurt...

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-25-2008, 03:10 AM

My copy of the paper was delivered without the 470-page arts and crafts insert

- can I order that separately?

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-25-2008, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Estelyn Telcontar

My copy of the paper was delivered without the 470-page arts and crafts insert

- can I order that separately?

Well, you will have to pay for the truck needed to deliver it. Given that each page is nine inches thick, the full insert requires several lorry loads to deliver. It will cost you 470 Notes.

Thinlómien · 02-25-2008, 09:11 AM

I don't think I like Fungoltch and Shcmurt...

Seriously, that was a very funny one.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-03-2008, 03:07 AM

It's time for some SHOCKING news...

This week, The Phantom and Alien return!!

Rikae · 03-03-2008, 06:12 PM

For Laurinquë and TheGreatElvenWarrior --
Fungoltch and Shcmurt are speaking "high middle mispelled Dinglish" and are saying:

Fungoltch: Frog, you're crappy!
Shcmurt: Lost grams.
Fungultch: Where did you put the semi-rotten wood? The door list is gone!
Shcmurt: Fun dagger?
Fungoltch: Mulch.
Shcmurt: Must dig grave?

Bêthberry · 03-03-2008, 07:57 PM

It is possible that photo op shows Cheif Insectpor davem was merely attempting to imitate his new son's awesome achievements in regurgitation but failing miserably in the projectile category. However, other interested readers of The Downer might recall that green blood suggests two other possibilities: either C.I. davem is ingesting large quantities of anti-migraine drugs (aka not-so-cheap over the counter drugs) OR he all along has been hiding from us his Vulcan heritage.

I think this definitely allows for Downer journalists to investigate this situation. We could have the reknown expert Dr. Spock here amidst us--why, even Michael Martinez would be jealous of such expert presence.

Gwathagor · 03-03-2008, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rikae

For Laurinquë and TheGreatElvenWarrior --
Fungoltch and Schmurt are speaking "high middle mispelled Dinglish" and are saying:

Fungoltch: Frog, you're crappy!
Schmurt: Lost grams.
Fungultch: Where did you put the semi-rotten wood? The door list is gone!
Schmurt: Fun dagger?
Fungoltch: Mulch.
Schmurt: Must dig grave?

HAAAAAAAAAA!

Laurinquë · 02-26-2008, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oddwen

However, an interview with the pie's family reveals the sordid truth about Laurinque - she is in fact a maniac pie murderer.
"I want my daddy," sobbed a little pieling, as her mother tried to explain why her daddy was never coming home.

The things that go on here when I don't visit

......And in regards to the pie incident, her father was blueberry, and delicious, as was that tornado sandwich.

Also, might I ask what langauge Fungoltch und Shcmurt is in? I feel ignorant.

Aganzir · 02-26-2008, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Also, might I ask what langauge Fungoltch und Shcmurt is in? I feel ignorant.

I know a little Gibberish, and I must say it looks quite like that.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-26-2008, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Also, might I ask what langauge Fungoltch und Shcmurt is in? I feel ignorant.

Nonsenseish.

I originally entitled it 'Fungoltch and The Shcmurt' to make it more opposite to 'The Phantom and Alien'.

02-25-2008, 02:25 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	This week, Folwren (with help from Finduilas, I think) wrote the second story. Alternate version: Due to an impending court case, The Phantom and Alien can't be with us this week. So, all the way from Fugrolshenslarviar, we have the most popular comic strip in Eastern Griodira: Fungoltch and Shcmurt... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 02-25-2008 at 11:23 AM.

02-25-2008, 03:10 AM	#5
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	My copy of the paper was delivered without the 470-page arts and crafts insert - can I order that separately? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-25-2008, 09:11 AM	#7
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	I don't think I like Fungoltch and Shcmurt... Seriously, that was a very funny one. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

03-03-2008, 03:07 AM	#8
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It's time for some SHOCKING news... This week, The Phantom and Alien return!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-03-2008, 06:12 PM	#9
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	For Laurinquë and TheGreatElvenWarrior -- Fungoltch and Shcmurt are speaking "high middle mispelled Dinglish" and are saying: Fungoltch: Frog, you're crappy! Shcmurt: Lost grams. Fungultch: Where did you put the semi-rotten wood? The door list is gone! Shcmurt: Fun dagger? Fungoltch: Mulch. Shcmurt: Must dig grave? Last edited by Rikae; 03-05-2008 at 06:37 PM.

03-03-2008, 07:57 PM	#10
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	It is possible that photo op shows Cheif Insectpor davem was merely attempting to imitate his new son's awesome achievements in regurgitation but failing miserably in the projectile category. However, other interested readers of The Downer might recall that green blood suggests two other possibilities: either C.I. davem is ingesting large quantities of anti-migraine drugs (aka not-so-cheap over the counter drugs) OR he all along has been hiding from us his Vulcan heritage. I think this definitely allows for Downer journalists to investigate this situation. We could have the reknown expert Dr. Spock here amidst us--why, even Michael Martinez would be jealous of such expert presence. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.