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Old 07-07-2012, 09:03 AM   #1
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Why are female Hobbits all named after plants and flowers?
Because they are all so stupid that they need a name that is easy to remember, and plants and flowers are comon enough that upon seeing them, they get constant reminders of their names.

Why did Denethor really want to burn himself and Faramir alive?
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Old 07-07-2012, 07:23 PM   #2
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Why did Denethor really want to burn himself and Faramir alive?
Denethor, poor guy, had an idee fixe that he had phoenix blood in him. He wanted to test it out. No wonder Gandalf kept assuring everyone and all that he's cracked.

Why did Aule make the Dwarves?
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Old 07-08-2012, 08:31 AM   #3
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Why did Aule make the Dwarves?
Aule made the dwarves in order to have a secret language, because he was too lazy to come up with one..

Why did Elrond send Arwen to live in Lorien instead of staying in Rivendell?
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:17 AM   #4
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Why did Elrond send Arwen to live in Lorien instead of staying in Rivendell?
Because Arwen kept singing Lady Gaga songs in a high-pitched chipmunk-ish voice, and it was weirding everyone out.

How do hobbits trim their toenails?
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Old 07-10-2012, 02:39 PM   #5
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Hobbits don't trim their toenails. When they laze around on their porches smoking pipes, the stems of the pipes are so long that they burn the toenails down to a reasonable length. It's a good system, but occasionally, the hair on their feet catch fire.

Why does Gandalf like to make his smoke-rings change shape and color while they float around the room?
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Old 07-10-2012, 06:04 PM   #6
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Why does Gandalf like to make his smoke-rings change shape and color while they float around the room?
He fancies himself as Lord of the Smoke-Rings. This is his way of exercizing power.


Why did Luthien take Thuringwethil's form?
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Because, even though Luthien was supposedly the most beautiful elven maiden to walk the world, she decided to kick it up a notch to look even more fabulous.

Why did Saruman use the symbol of the White Hand even though he was Saruman of Many Colors?
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