Be careful what you wish for...

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Anduril would make funny noises whenever it hit something.

Granted. Unfortunately it makes a "Boing" noise.

I wish Aragorn and Eowyn had gotten married.

[Rikae]

I wish Aragorn and Eowyn had gotten married.

Granted!

Unfortunately, Aragorn and Arwen were also married, so all three were arrested for bigamy; Faramir died of a broken heart, and the rule of Gondor went to the third in line: Gothmog.

I wish Gollum always looked like he did when he found the ring.

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Originally Posted by Rikae

I wish Gollum always looked like he did when he found the ring.

Granted! Gollum now is eternally young Smeagol, at least in looks (I hope that's what you're wishing for...for some reason, my brain got a little confused...so sorry if it wasn't!).

Unfortunately, this upset the balance of the universe, and in compensation, everyone else woke up looking like Gollum hundreds of years after he found the Ring. Bad luck.

I wish that instead of taking the shape of a giant Eye, Sauron had chosen to look like a giant foot.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Azaelia of Willowbottom

I wish that instead of taking the shape of a giant Eye, Sauron had chosen to look like a giant foot.

Granted. However, despite his hopes of 'kicking some behinds', he has terrible foot odour. This, in turn, leads to the abandoning of Gondor and Rohan as well as Mordor itself and Sauron is left in isolation. He goes mad and starts stomping out all life on the planet.

I wish Tree Beard could fly!

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish Tree Beard could fly!

Granted. Unfortunately, Treebeard is too preoccupied with the question of whether or not he has wings to actually fly.

I wish I was the King of Gondor.

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

I wish I was the King of Gondor.

Can you say Granted? no, you can't? hmm... well, I can. GRANTED!!

Sadly, we are in what, the seventh age? and Gondor has not survived into today's times.

I wish the walls of Minas Tirith were made of jello

[Valesse]

Originally Posted by Farael

I wish the walls of Minas Tirith were made of jello

Ala-ka-bizmo..! Or something to that liking...

So the walls of Minas Tirith are made of jello, right? Well thats all well and good... and wiggley/transluscent, but we're going to have some issues here. First off, if there were to be any major battles at the walls of Minas Tirith *ahem* we'd be seeing a lot of little orcsies abusing the properties of everyone's favorite psuedo-solid. cutting their way through it but getting stuck mid-way and sufficating... Can you just imagine the smell when that GIANT wall of jello were to rot away or shrink/harden of old age? Secondly, as stated before, you can see through jello (and jello can see through you...) so unless you're wanting Mordor to win with their catapults and various other siege equipments, you probably should have made a different wish.

To add insult to injury... jello has but one weakness: heat.

Heat... like that of the sun.. the sun being something we know for a fact (thank you, Peter Jackson) follows Theoden around occationally. Nevermind that he came to try and aid the only-slightly doomed Gondorians, this would definitely put an end to the multi-layered White-wiggle-city. Or, well... Numenorian Ooze-puddle.

I wish Eru really did get a penny for every thought.