The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

Poor Phantom, he made a simple remark about cats being evil and now everyone is out to get him.

That first story was hilarious, Hookbill. Do the Downs always dress their astronauts up like Eskimos?

Are you out to get the Phantom? Because if you aren't then not everybody is out to get him.

And that picture doesn't look like Eskimos (and if your in Alaska by the way, don't call them Eskimos) The real thing has very colourful clothing. Have you seen the parkas? Very pretty!

And Tea can definitely improve your life!