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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-05-2008, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Eönwë

The Downer: Better than a punch in the stomach-
Eönwë Magazine. Rating for the Downer-1/2*

Review:

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Originally Posted by Wannabe Magazine

"Definitely put together in less than an hour. Much better than any other paper that I have read since the Barrow. I have been reading the Downer since about week 57 and I have been very happy with it except for the bad articles (week -20 through 198) The Downer is a fine newspaper printed on the bark of ents no doubt, so I have reason to believe that this newspaper has reached the qualities that we look for in a newspaper. It has hit 5 out of 100 things that every newspaper needs and therefore it is there amongst the greatest of newspapers. Much better than the Frowner, which was what took the Downer's place as newspaper of the Downs. I believe that the Downer has held the only paper that I read place for quite some time, and I believe that it will continue to do so until the next newspaper comes out."
-Ima Critique
Wannabe Critique

Eönwë · 07-06-2008, 02:17 AM

Well, I was just joking TGEW.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2008, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Eönwë

Well, I was just joking TGEW.

So was I...

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-06-2008, 05:02 PM

You'll get your fill of news if you eat The Downer...

Thanks to TGEW for the mini-headlines....

This week, The Phantom has an idea...

Eönwë · 07-06-2008, 05:08 PM

Oh no! Is there any way we can recover the lost fragments of the newspaper. Or will they b e lost forever in the Void

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2008, 09:42 PM

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOWNER?!?!?!

I couldn't even read most of the story, do something!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-06-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOWNER?!?!?!

I couldn't even read most of the story, do something!

Dont worry, this was clearly not the true Downer. . . I was not even mentioned, it must be fake one then.

07-06-2008, 02:17 AM	#2
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Well, I was just joking TGEW. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-06-2008, 05:02 PM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Roll up, roll up! You'll get your fill of news if you eat The Downer... Thanks to TGEW for the mini-headlines.... This week, The Phantom has an idea... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-06-2008, 05:08 PM	#5
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Oh no! Is there any way we can recover the lost fragments of the newspaper. Or will they b e lost forever in the Void __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-06-2008, 09:42 PM	#6
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOWNER?!?!?! I couldn't even read most of the story, do something! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.