The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Yep. Lal is quite correct. There is a massive conspiracy. A massive and, ultimately, ridiculously pointless, conspiracy involving... Cheese?



Yeah, it was originally Gil-galad, but then I remembered that he was vaporised by Morsul The Dark in the last episode of Volume 1.

On Monday there begins a two-parter involving The Phantom which contains something of vital importance.

Everything involves cheese.

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

What kind of cheese?

Bree of course! But Lauri doesn't like brie? Oh well...


Anyway, is that real mayonnaise? Or the fake kind?