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11-03-2008, 10:53 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saruman: Are you sure? Grima: Yes. *snicker* Or... Saruman: Ah, Worm, there you are. Have you finished my homework yet? Or... Grima: My lord, I have grave news. A startling amount of the intercepted pipeweed has gone missing! Saruman: Shh, I can't talk now! The purple is about to begin! Or... Grima: My lord, I require enlightenment; perchance do you know the name of the father of Barahir, elf-friend of old? Saruman: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Or... Saruman: And now, the Lord of the Rings Trilogy is available in widescreen! And-a heeere we go to the right, and-a heeeere we go to the...holy crap! Grima, where did you come from? Grima: Oh, I'm pretty much always here. Or... Saruman: And here, a letter from Legolas...LEgolas...LeGOlas...hmm. "Dear Saruman: My brothers are always saying that your cloak is made of tape, is this true?" They say my cloak is made of tape? WHAT? I mean, what do I look like, some sort of tape-cloak to you? I mean, it's kind of iridescent like tape, here look...ohhhh, look here. It's a piece of tape on my cloak. That's must be what they were talking about. I must have rubbed up against my desk or something. My cloak is not made of tape. Pffft! Tape...well, that's all I have for you, Leggy. So until next week, send me some halflings. You know, halflings? Hey, The Grima! Let's go down to the Uruk pen and like, poke 'em with sticks or something. The Grima: *The Grima noises* Or... Grima: My lord, the Grey Wizard seems to have escaped. Saruman: Inconceivable! Or... Grima: My lord, I think I might be with child. Saruman: Inconceivable! Or... Grima: My lord, the time is upon us for your Uruk army to emerge from their pods. Saruman: Inconceivable! Or... Saruman: Heeey Grima, how's it goin'. Uhhh, yeahhhhh, I'm gonna have to ask you to go to Rohan full-time and watch over Theoden for me. Grima: But...no, but...I believe I was explicit in my interview that...no, I...I, I...brigands rolling in the reek... Saruman: Yeahhhhh, thanks Grima. Bye-bye now. Grima: Um, ex-excuse me, I believe you have my stapler?
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11-03-2008, 10:55 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Grima: whats the matter?
Saruman: i just got bombarded with things to say from Oddwen
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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11-04-2008, 12:02 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Saruman: Grima, where's your nephew?
Grima: Who? Oh, um, I devoured him. Saruman: That's barbaric! ... Is there any left? ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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11-04-2008, 12:46 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Saruman: "Grima my lad! Bring me my crayons of many colours! This white page needs colouring in!"
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Gordon's alive!
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11-04-2008, 08:51 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,848
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Grima was exited to work with a great sorcerer, but all Saruman did was soiling him self.
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11-05-2008, 06:16 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Grima: Master, you can come out of this dark closet now, Grima has found a coin to put in your electrickery meter.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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12-05-2008, 02:51 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
Posts: 288
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Gandalf: The Phaaaantom of the Opera is theeere... inside your mind! (ps: i was looking through my saved LotR pictures, & found one that i think would be suitable for captioning. But is it too soon? How does one know when to post a new picture?) |
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12-05-2008, 06:44 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Gandalf: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be...............................
..........................Roy Wood from Wizzard!" Naz - there was a 'rule' that after about 20 or so posts, or if the jokes dry up, it's time for anyone who has got a good one, to bung a new pic on 
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Gordon's alive!
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12-05-2008, 10:59 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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One of Gandalf's less known achievments was when he defeated The Rotten Stick of Doom!
or Once again Gandalf mistook a random branch for Excalibur
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12-05-2008, 11:10 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf was far too shy to take off his clothes in the sauna.*
*Which makes you wonder about all the uncloaking, I suppose...
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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12-07-2008, 01:28 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: May 2003
Location: my TARDIS!
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Gandalf ignores the fact that his fireworks are all setting off all at once & are wreaking havoc all over Hobbiton...
Gandalf: Well, let's see what this little girl has to say about it, hm?  *staring as the fireworks go up in flaming glory* Last edited by Naz; 12-07-2008 at 01:31 AM. Reason: to fix img |
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12-07-2008, 01:58 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Please God, not another "entertaining" lecture from Gandalf about the unreasonably high sulfur and nitrogen levels in his competitors fireworks! That is soooo BORING!
It seems to me that she is rolling her eyes as if she were bored... |
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