Funny Middle Earth Books - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

narfforc · 04-14-2009, 03:56 AM

I'm Nobody's Child by Tom Bombadil.
What War? by Radagast the Brown.
Cracking Good Food by Old Man Willow.

Morthoron · 04-14-2009, 05:14 AM

The Whitewater Rafting Guide by Boromir

You're Never Alone With a Schizophrenic by Smeagol

Orcs with Forks: A Modern Guide to Table Etiquette by Gorbag, Shagrat, et al.

English Pronunciation and Grammar by Hamfast Gamgee

Treatment of Conjuctivitis, Blepharitis and Red Eye Symptoms by Sauron

Andsigil · 04-14-2009, 08:22 AM

How to Win Friends and Influence People by Azog

Basic Spelunking by Smaug

How YOU can Overcome OCD by Fëanor

A Beginner's Guide to Field Hygiene by Gollum

Finding Harmony in Your Consanguineous Marriage by Ar-Pharazôn

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-05-2009, 08:12 PM

How about:

How to Get Over Stolen Property by Feanor

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-05-2009, 08:41 PM

A Hobbits' Guide to Safe Boating
By Bungo and Belladonna Baggins

Zen and the Art of Meara Maintenance
By Eorl

A Stone Troll's Guide to Fine Dining
By William Huggins, Esq.

Mnemosyne · 05-05-2009, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin

A Hobbits' Guide to Safe Boating
By Bungo and Belladonna Baggins

I wouldn't buy it; I don't think they're experts on the subject.

Drogo and Primula, on the other hand...

narfforc · 05-06-2009, 02:32 AM

The Dangerous Book for Girls by The Witch-king of Angmar.

04-14-2009, 03:56 AM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	I'm Nobody's Child by Tom Bombadil. What War? by Radagast the Brown. Cracking Good Food by Old Man Willow. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-14-2009, 05:14 AM	#2
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	The Whitewater Rafting Guide by Boromir You're Never Alone With a Schizophrenic by Smeagol Orcs with Forks: A Modern Guide to Table Etiquette by Gorbag, Shagrat, et al. English Pronunciation and Grammar by Hamfast Gamgee Treatment of Conjuctivitis, Blepharitis and Red Eye Symptoms by Sauron __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

04-14-2009, 08:22 AM	#3
Andsigil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The Deepest Forges of Ered Luin Posts: 733	How to Win Friends and Influence People by Azog Basic Spelunking by Smaug How YOU can Overcome OCD by Fëanor A Beginner's Guide to Field Hygiene by Gollum Finding Harmony in Your Consanguineous Marriage by Ar-Pharazôn __________________ Even as fog continues to lie in the valleys, so does ancient sin cling to the low places, the depression in the world consciousness.

05-05-2009, 08:12 PM	#4
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	How about: How to Get Over Stolen Property by Feanor __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-05-2009, 08:41 PM	#5
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	A Hobbits' Guide to Safe Boating By Bungo and Belladonna Baggins Zen and the Art of Meara Maintenance By Eorl A Stone Troll's Guide to Fine Dining By William Huggins, Esq. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-06-2009, 02:32 AM	#7
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Dangerous Book for Girls by The Witch-king of Angmar. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.