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narfforc · 05-06-2009, 02:32 AM

The Dangerous Book for Girls by The Witch-king of Angmar.

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-06-2009, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuor in Gondolin
A Hobbits' Guide to Safe Boating
By Bungo and Belladonna Baggins

Originally Posted by Mnemosyne
I wouldn't buy it; I don't think they're experts on the subject.

Drogo and Primula, on the other hand...

Wouldn't that be more
The Dangerous Book For Hobbits By Ted Sandyman.

Erendis · 05-06-2009, 07:23 AM

"Abandonned wifes of Arda,unite!'' dy Erendis
''The complete guide for wood-camping'' BY Gildor Inglorion
''Perfect nails and other beauty tips " by Saruman the White
"Maskarah?Not for me!'' by the Great Eye
''The high art of diplomacy'' by the mouth of Sauron
"Bungee jumping for starters'' by Nienor/Niniel

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 05-06-2009, 06:41 PM

How To Avoid Getting Killed By Your Friends by Beleg Strongbow

How to Be A Good Friend by Beleg Strongbow

How To Keep Healthy, Happy Hair by Smeagol

narfforc · 05-11-2009, 01:22 AM

The Cure for Memory Loss by Barliman Butterbur.
How to Suck-up to The Boss by Ted Sandyman.
My Life in Wrestling Spandex by Tulkas the Strong.
How to pick the right Girdle by Melian.

Lindale · 05-11-2009, 02:12 AM

Luthien's Guide to Teenage Rebellion
The Bible (Manwe Version)

05-06-2009, 02:32 AM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Dangerous Book for Girls by The Witch-king of Angmar. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-06-2009, 07:23 AM	#3
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	"Abandonned wifes of Arda,unite!'' dy Erendis ''The complete guide for wood-camping'' BY Gildor Inglorion ''Perfect nails and other beauty tips " by Saruman the White "Maskarah?Not for me!'' by the Great Eye ''The high art of diplomacy'' by the mouth of Sauron "Bungee jumping for starters'' by Nienor/Niniel __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

05-06-2009, 06:41 PM	#4
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	How To Avoid Getting Killed By Your Friends by Beleg Strongbow How to Be A Good Friend by Beleg Strongbow How To Keep Healthy, Happy Hair by Smeagol __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

05-11-2009, 01:22 AM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Cure for Memory Loss by Barliman Butterbur. How to Suck-up to The Boss by Ted Sandyman. My Life in Wrestling Spandex by Tulkas the Strong. How to pick the right Girdle by Melian. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-11-2009, 02:12 AM	#6
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Luthien's Guide to Teenage Rebellion The Bible (Manwe Version) __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.