Tolkien Translated... into Googlese

[Legate of Amon Lanc]

Originally Posted by Urwen

4."Life, or dark immortal, beat I sign up?"

This one was not so difficult, even without your once again impatient and early clues, Urwen. It's Éowyn to the Witch-King.

Originally Posted by Nerwen

I suspect this started life as:

"Let the Lord of the Black Land come forth! Justice shall be done upon him. For wrongfully he has made war upon Gondor and wrested its lands. Therefore the King of Gondor demands that he should atone for his evils, and depart then forever."

Indeed that was it.

This "capitalist metaphysics" ending made me wish to try my favourite metaphysics quote from LotR. I was not disappointed, what came out, was this:

"I'm a ghost ring cold. The skin is your body, when seen, and all other political parties, cold eyes."

I wonder if you people can figure out where that comes from.

Also, from totally different area, this is lovely:

"Century, Tags, Obesity Bread of Love "and she Smiled!"

This came out of the maximum translations, as after 10 or even 25, it was still quite easily recognisable. I can let you people wonder about it for a while here before I post where it is from - just for the sake of fun, because honestly, I doubt anybody is going to recognise what was the original quote.