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Old 05-28-2010, 03:16 PM   #1
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Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.
I like the pig there. But, has neither of you noticed... *looks around carefully* ...The Piano??
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Old 05-29-2010, 12:48 AM   #2
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I like the pig there. But, has neither of you noticed... *looks around carefully* ...The Piano??
That piano is a creeper. Always slinking about mischievously.

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But wasn't it Morsul who did that? *is confused*

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Old 05-30-2010, 05:00 PM   #3
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Old 05-30-2010, 05:20 PM   #4
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"Why is there an eel?" hahaha, love that.

Lostlote, please leave my fellow muffins alone.
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Old 05-30-2010, 08:14 PM   #5
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Old 05-30-2010, 09:04 PM   #6
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Ohhh a good Sauron, me likes. Can I set up a time to meet him?
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Old 05-31-2010, 07:12 AM   #7
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Old 05-31-2010, 10:03 PM   #8
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My goodness, I missed a lot when I left the Downs for a month.

Favorite lines over the past month?

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Does that mean she's still with the diamonds? In that case, I might steal one or two. I have a college education to pay for.
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Old 05-31-2010, 01:07 AM   #9
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"Why is there an eel?" hahaha, love that.
Such a great, nonsensical line!

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She's bound to join the Downs any day now.

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When Davem's drug habits got so bad that they opened a rip in the skin of the universe, no one knew quite what to expect. It turns out that the alternate dimension that the cracks lead to was one in which Sauron was good. Anti-Sauron is kind, benevolent and always gives out Jelly Babies to the children.
Personally, I'm more concerned about your Doctor Who habits Hookbill. Er, I mean 'Hammond the Skull'. By the way, I'm still a child right? I deserve Jelly Babies too.
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Old 05-31-2010, 02:18 AM   #10
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Personally, I'm more concerned about your Doctor Who habits Hookbill. Er, I mean 'Hammond the Skull'. By the way, I'm still a child right? I deserve Jelly Babies too.
Hm... I wonder if there's burnt fragments of the Downer Newspaper in the alternate universe?
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Old 05-31-2010, 02:38 AM   #11
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You'll have to find her first...
I'm sure this is only all that funny because it's one in the morning, but HA!
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Old 05-31-2010, 11:07 PM   #12
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Quite possibly. *reaches through*
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