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Laurinquë · 05-31-2010, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by wilwarin538

"Why is there an eel?" hahaha, love that.

Such a great, nonsensical line!

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Originally Posted by Loslote

I'lll pass along the message if I ever meet Lostlote.

She's bound to join the Downs any day now.

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Originally Posted by Hammond the Skull

When Davem's drug habits got so bad that they opened a rip in the skin of the universe, no one knew quite what to expect. It turns out that the alternate dimension that the cracks lead to was one in which Sauron was good. Anti-Sauron is kind, benevolent and always gives out Jelly Babies to the children.

Personally, I'm more concerned about your Doctor Who habits Hookbill. Er, I mean 'Hammond the Skull'. By the way, I'm still a child right? I deserve Jelly Babies too.

Eönwë · 05-31-2010, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Loslote

I'lll pass along the message if I ever meet Lostlote.

You'll have to find her first...

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

Personally, I'm more concerned about your Doctor Who habits Hookbill. Er, I mean 'Hammond the Skull'. By the way, I'm still a child right? I deserve Jelly Babies too.

Hm... I wonder if there's burnt fragments of the Downer Newspaper in the alternate universe?

Loslote · 05-31-2010, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Eönwë

You'll have to find her first...

I'm sure this is only all that funny because it's one in the morning, but HA!

Laurinquë · 05-31-2010, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Eönwë

Hm... I wonder if there's burnt fragments of the Downer Newspaper in the alternate universe?

Quite possibly. *reaches through*

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2010, 05:01 PM

The time draws nearer for the 200th and final edition of the Downer!

Did I say final? I meant... something...

P and A Is back with a bang!
This time, Lommy has some odd ideas...

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

On Thursday we'll be seeing some more of that King Bus. It really does seem to get everywhere, doesn't it?

Loslote · 06-06-2010, 05:20 PM

Oh, goodness! Where did the gun come from? Who gave Lommy a gun?

Also, they didn't take the money because they knew I'd already stolen it and exchanged it for fake gold.

Laurinquë · 06-07-2010, 12:38 AM

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P and A Is back with a bang!
This time, Lommy has some odd ideas...

Hookbill, my computer has started eating your image links again. No P&A for me it seems. You couldn't find some way to fix that could you?

It's not working on the archive site either for some mysterious reason. I blame the oil companies.

By the way, nice wizards you have there. You can never have too many Gandalfs.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-07-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

The time draws nearer for the 200th and final edition of the Downer!

Did I say final? I meant... something...

If it was the final edition of the Downer. . . I`d have to. . . do something drastic!!!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-07-2010, 02:40 PM

Rune's Quality Beef would like to point out that our investment in a statue of Bernard Evans has not only been our most profitable investment ever, but it has also increased the living standards of pigeons Portsmouth.

Also that "Mike's" wasn't for me. . . I was just holding it for a friend.

Pitchwife · 06-09-2010, 04:18 PM

Poor Lommy... she should have read her Nietzsche more carefully

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Hookbill the Goomba · 06-09-2010, 04:30 PM

It's hight time the Phantom got back to looking for that King Bus, don't you think?

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Gosh! Alien has it now! What crazy antics will he get up to? It just can't be good for the world. Look out, John Fillis!

06-06-2010, 05:01 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The time draws nearer for the 200th and final edition of the Downer! Did I say final? I meant... something... P and A Is back with a bang! This time, Lommy has some odd ideas... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING On Thursday we'll be seeing some more of that King Bus. It really does seem to get everywhere, doesn't it? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 06-07-2010 at 03:40 AM.

06-06-2010, 05:20 PM	#6
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Oh, goodness! Where did the gun come from? Who gave Lommy a gun? Also, they didn't take the money because they knew I'd already stolen it and exchanged it for fake gold. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

06-09-2010, 04:18 PM	#10
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Poor Lommy... she should have read her Nietzsche more carefully... __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

06-09-2010, 04:30 PM	#11
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It's hight time the Phantom got back to looking for that King Bus, don't you think? Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Gosh! Alien has it now! What crazy antics will he get up to? It just can't be good for the world. Look out, John Fillis! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...