Phantom: The Thread (The Most Important Thread EVER) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Pitchwife · 11-19-2011, 01:16 PM

Phact: The light of the Silmarils has nothing to do with the Two Trees - it's the brilliancy of the phantom's mind.

Phact: If the phantom had asked Galadriel for a lock of her hair, she would have shaved her entire head.

Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer.

Galadriel55 · 11-19-2011, 01:50 PM

Lol!

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer.

Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did.

Phact: when the phantom told the Dark Lord to go to sleep, he did.

Phact: Gollum calls the sun "Yellow Face". He calls the moon "White Face". He calls the phantom "O Great One Whose Splendor Doth Outshine All Faces"

Galadriel · 11-20-2011, 10:30 AM

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Or, how about, the phantom just told the Beleger to get out of the way, and it did.

Or maybe, the phantom found out about Morgoth's plot before Manwë did and demolished him at first sight?

Inziladun · 11-19-2011, 02:02 PM

Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.
For the latter 'accomplishment', phantom must be destroyed.

Bom Tombadillo · 11-19-2011, 05:26 PM

Phact: Phor the blasphemy oph opposing phantom, Inziladun must be destroyed.

Fact: the phantom isn't all that great.
Counter-Phact: Argh - no! Not tha - OW! Okay, stop! AIEEEEEEEEEEE . . .

Phact: Sauron actually made another ring to give to the phantom. When the Great and Splendipherous One put it on, Sauron became his servant. Then the Most Exprolentarinoquatic One got bored.

Nerwen · 11-19-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Inziladun

Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas.

What a coincidence! I came to this thread specifically to point out that– phact– the phantom is *clearly an overgrown Jawa*. The resemblance is remarkable, I think you'll all agree.

Galadriel55 · 10-20-2016, 04:37 PM

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What a coincidence! I came to this thread specifically to point out that– phact– the phantom is *clearly an overgrown Jawa*. The resemblance is remarkable, I think you'll all agree.

Indeed, Jawas began to dress this way after the phantom graced Tatooine with his presence.

Phact: the phantom is the reason palantirs can talk to each other.

Phact: the phantom once forgot to put his lunch leftovers in the fridge. The resulting growth became the universe.

Phact: The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the phantom comes.

Phact: I'm going to phail my midterm... If only they would test phacts instead of facts!

11-19-2011, 01:16 PM	#1
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Phact: The light of the Silmarils has nothing to do with the Two Trees - it's the brilliancy of the phantom's mind. Phact: If the phantom had asked Galadriel for a lock of her hair, she would have shaved her entire head. Phact: Feanor sailed to Middle-earth; Fingolfin braved the Helcaraxe; the phantom just shrugged and walked across the Belegaer. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

11-19-2011, 02:02 PM	#4
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Phact: phantom has wings, wheels, and has been an inspiration to George Lucas. For the latter 'accomplishment', phantom must be destroyed. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

11-19-2011, 05:26 PM	#5
Bom Tombadillo Wight Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Behind you . . . . BOO! Posts: 222	Phact: Phor the blasphemy oph opposing phantom, Inziladun must be destroyed. Fact: the phantom isn't all that great. Counter-Phact: Argh - no! Not tha - OW! Okay, stop! AIEEEEEEEEEEE . . . Phact: Sauron actually made another ring to give to the phantom. When the Great and Splendipherous One put it on, Sauron became his servant. Then the Most Exprolentarinoquatic One got bored. __________________ Every human should have a cat or two in their care, to teach them the meaning of the word, and to correct them. Phenris Dorph