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Old 07-13-2012, 12:33 PM   #1
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Greenie hunted him down in cold blood. On his tombstone she wrote:

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Dracula's grandmother returns from the dead to take vengeance on Sean Bean.

Gil dug up the body that night. But instead of a body, he found this:




Blind Guardian came up with a scientific theory to explain the anomaly, and called it:

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Death jumps out of a weird-shaped crevice to extract vengeance on a creepy guy.

Sally refuted her claim, claiming that that sort of thing happened all the time. It happened to her fifth cousin all the time. Then she drew this on her van and drove off into the sunset:




Lommy loved it! She had to have it! So she stole it. But she did change the licence plate to read:

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Hookbill Half-Cat came to regret the day he slew the primordial Nazgûl-sprouting spruce.

TGEW objected on the grounds of poor hygiene. So she threw dirt at it until it looked like this:




And over the end credits, MCR could be heard reading the epilogue:

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Eowyn, who is now apparently a cat with a man's head, reflects on killing the Nazgul-spruce tree


The end!
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Old 07-13-2012, 12:50 PM   #2
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Rikae's picture left me in fits of giggles.

And, Blind Guardian, how dare you? Sean Bean isn't creepy!
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:15 PM   #3
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Hahaha, what a great round, guys!
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:25 PM   #4
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And, Blind Guardian, how dare you? Sean Bean isn't creepy!
I didn't know that was Sean Bean until after Oddwin told me!
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Old 07-13-2012, 02:39 PM   #5
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LOL, signing up for the next one
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Old 07-13-2012, 03:27 PM   #6
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Haha, guys, that was amazing!

Aganzir, Nog, and Rikae, I adored your pictures! Legate, your sentence cracks me up.

I'm up for the next round.
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Old 07-13-2012, 07:33 PM   #7
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The sentence of Blind Guardian made me laugh a lot.

Legate, you knew I was the next in line.... why did you do it?

I got proper annoyed with both drawing and text, well actually I liked the drawing, but why all that text?

Anyways it was a good read, with some excellent drawings! (especially Rikae)
And of course it wouldn't be complete, if I didn't bitch a bit.
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Old 07-14-2012, 12:53 PM   #8
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Rikae, your pic is just fabulous! Greenie's is rather... mystical. I would really like to hang it in my room, but I wouldn't have expected it in PT (but then again, it was stemming from the sentence...). Nog's pic is actually pretty neat, because I think the people are really well recognizable!

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Legate, you knew I was the next in line.... why did you do it?

I got proper annoyed with both drawing and text, well actually I liked the drawing, but why all that text?
Ah, but I didn't know you were after me until I looked. I seldom check who is after me before I draw/write. With the text, I think that sort of text is pretty well open to interpretation, so why not just that...
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