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Galadriel55 · 08-11-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Elyna of Rivendell

Q: Who is the oldest being in Middle Earth?

The big bug that lives in a hole under Barad-dur.

Who was the first person to sail across the Belegaer?

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-14-2013, 04:30 PM

Who was the first person to sail across the Belegaer?

Wrong Way Telmemorr, who was actually trying to help his big bro
when he heard Ungoliant putting the squeeze on him over the
Silmarils. After repeatedly rescuing him when his ship kept floundering
Ulmo got him a job making sure the Helcaraxe ice flows were kept nice and dangerous. (Telmemorr was rather a disappointment to the evil Ainur).

How did Thranduil make sure all his imported Dorthonion wine was organic
and all egg laying chickens raised cage free?

08-14-2013, 04:30 PM	#2
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Who was the first person to sail across the Belegaer? Wrong Way Telmemorr, who was actually trying to help his big bro when he heard Ungoliant putting the squeeze on him over the Silmarils. After repeatedly rescuing him when his ship kept floundering Ulmo got him a job making sure the Helcaraxe ice flows were kept nice and dangerous. (Telmemorr was rather a disappointment to the evil Ainur). How did Thranduil make sure all his imported Dorthonion wine was organic and all egg laying chickens raised cage free? __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'