Cards Against Tolkien

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Not trying particularly hard, but making a token effort at least. More so than the real Cards Against Humanity anyway, bless its obscene little heart.

Here are are some more ideas, although some of them might be a bit obscure. Nobody minds that do they? Yes? Tough.

Black cards
- Then Fëanor rose, and lifting up ___ before Manwë he ___
-Only once before have I seen ___ from afar in waking life
- ...as huge aloft like mace he hurled ___
- "But are none yet nigh us that knew of yore
That mighty ___, mark of ___"
You have nice ___ for a thief and a liar
You can hear ___ through ___ twanging
"We found ___ at the Mitre" JRRT
A Tolkien family holiday was never complete without ___
Its ___ stretched out like ___

White cards
-The colour of Legolas' hare
-Morgoth's mighty mace
-Elven hair clippings
-A careless semantic oversight
-Balrog-winging
- Gandalf's very secret diary
- Carved in the living rock
- Aredhel the bad girl
-Blaming Guinevere for everything
- Many mighty lays of men
-An evil fay in beastlike shape
-If you know what I mean
-A feast of Real Tail
- Breaking the North Pole
- Waking Durin's Bane
- A dragon in which the old fire is hot enough
- The springle-ring