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Who is more beautiful, Aragorn or Legolas? - the REAL battle of the Third Age!

If You Could Change The Script - I would dress Sauron in polka-dotted underwear.

I did not... - Oh yes you did!

Sauron speaks? - what, you didn't know many sentient beings can talk?

A Drinking Misconception - "Wait, you're actually a Dwarf?" says Legolas after his beer-party with Gimli in Rohan.

Anyone know where I can find pictures of Gildor? - under the pillows of his fangirls.

Rocks: The orcs' weakness. - hit them enough times and they die.

Does This Quote Mean Anything To You? - nope. Don't give two cents about it.

A New Elrond - made with 100% recycled material!

For anyone who's ever wanted a "Legolas Braid" - man, you're never gonna sell your product with this advertising!

PLZ HELP - ASSIGNMENT - TTT DVD Chapters

Help me!

HELP!!!!!!!!! - ok, calm down!

Where is the horse and the rider? - weren't they just there?

How many times should we cry (or want to) in RotK? - hmmm..., let's make it 3.14 times.

Did Gollum remind you of someone? - how about... Gollum?

What is with the silent Elf??? Silence???

Does Frodo Baggins have a wife or a girl friend? - no no, I was just wondering if the spot was vacant.

What disappointed you about The Two Towers? - erm, The Two Towers?

A Touching Thought... - how touching indeed.