Qs and As for TLOTR but I only want WRONG answers

[Catherine]

There was a topic like this and I am starting it over. I give the first Q and the next person gives me a wrong A and the next Q.
The first question is:
Why is Aragorn sometimes called Strider?

[suicidal elf chick]

Hi, and it said you only wanted wrong answers, so here'smy wrong guess. Is it because he walked a lot? And my question is this: Where does Gandalf make a comeback?

[ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]

[Brinniel]

After the ring is destroyed and in Mordor. "Hey, what's going on? Where's Sauron? Don't tell me he went on vacation AGAIN!"
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How did wizards entertain themselves?

[Liriodendron]

They loved to play "Candyland", over and over again.

Why did Merry and Pippen go on the quest?

[Nevfeniel]

Quest? They're already on a quest. A quest to get their swamp back! (You won't get it unless you've seen Shrek)
..::How did Gandalf survive the fall with the balrog?::..

[ July 15, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Catherine]

He bribes him with money.

Question:Where does Elrond live?

[Brinniel]

At the North Pole. (His grandfather is Santa Claus, you know)
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How many languages do Elves speak? What are they?

[Salix]

They speak 1486161 different launguages and i'm not listing them off. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Liriodendron]

Are you going to ask a question, Salix? smilies/wink.gif

[Brinniel]

Liriodendron- I think you can go ahead and ask a question if you'd like to.

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Anyone can go ahead in these threads if they're stopped up.
Why do hobbits eatso much?

[Brinniel]

Hobbits eat too much?! Where did you get THAT from, because it's a complete myth! It's the ELVES that eat too much! They're in denial, but they are addicted to food! Before he left Rivendell, Legolas smuggled in a chocolate bar, but unfortunately Pippin saw him do it and stole it when Legolas was busy fighting the troll in Moria.
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What did Eowyn do when Aragorn refused to let her come with him and the others to the Paths of the Dead?

[Liriodendron]

First she cried, then she drew a picture of him and put it on her dart board, then she drank too much Dwarvish Ale and smoked pipeweed, finally, she went to bed for two days. Hmmmmp!

Which Fellowship member did Galadriel have the most trouble selecting a gift for?

[Catherine]

Frodo, because he was to picky

Question:What is Pippins favorite food?

[Brinniel]

I don't think anyone knows the answer to that, really. Pippin is such a picky eater that for all we know, he doesn't like anything!
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How did the One Ring come to Bilbo?

[Nevfeniel]

Well, Bilbo had a girlfriend that he wanted to marry, but he didn't have enough money to buy her a wedding ring, so he stole one, and it just happened to be a ring of power.
..::How old was Bilbo when he left with the dwarves?::..
P.S. Stealing is bad. Don't pull a Bilbo, now. smilies/wink.gif

[ July 16, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Liriodendron]

28, an age of special significance to hobbits. At 28, you may purchase pipeweed, drink fermented beverages,and "style" your foot hair. smilies/tongue.gif

What was Boromir's opinion of Elrond?

[Brinniel]

He thought Elrond was a complete snob!
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Why was Sauron so evil?

[Nevfeniel]

He had a hangnail and it hurt soooo bad, that he took it out on everyone. (Yes, I know, it wasn't funny, but it was the best I could come up with)
..::Why was Peregrin called "Pippin"?::..

[Brinniel]

It is short for Peeping Pippin and he got that name from Merry, who thought the nickname was completely hilarious. (Pippin got his revenge by giving him the nickname Merry.)
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How did Gollum help destroy the ring?

[Catherine]

He broke it in half by chewing on it.

Question:What is Merry mainly known for?

[Brinniel]

He set off a world record for blowing the biggest bubble with his gum.
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Who is the least intellegent person in the fellowship and why?

[Pallando]

Frodo, cuz he bore the ring!

~Can Balrogs fly?~ smilies/evil.gif

Try that one on for size!
**LMSAO**
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[Brinniel]

No. Whoever told you that monkeys could fly was wrong!
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What was Frodo's gift from Galadriel and how did it become useful?

[Pallando]

MONKEYS????? WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MONKEYS? erg...

(My answer is gonna be weird.)
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A microphone. He used it to sing to the forces of the DL. (He had a VERY bad singing voice. Much worse than BS'!) smilies/biggrin.gif

[Brinniel]

Didn't you know that a balrog is a type of monkey? smilies/wink.gif

You forgot to ask a question!!!! smilies/eek.gif

[Brinniel]

Alright, I'll ask one then.

Who did the hobbits run into in the Old Forest?

[Liriodendron]

Groucho, the crabby wizard! smilies/smile.gif He gave them a stern lecture for being such gooseheads, Then intentionaly directed them towards Old Man Willow. smilies/eek.gif

What did Sam think was the most valuable thing in his backpack?

[ July 17, 2002: Message edited by: Liriodendron ]

[Brinniel]

His scissors that he used to trim his foot hair.
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What happened to the Nazgul after the ring was destroyed?

[Catherine]

He became a nice human.

Question:Who is the least importand member of the fellowship?(even though they all are important)

[Pallando]

Frodo.
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Who were the last two Istari?

[Nevfeniel]

My parents.
..::Why did hobbits have hairy feet? And for that matter, why were they so short?::..

[Pallando]

They smoked too much pipeweed.
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What was Gollum before he got the Ring?

[Brinniel]

An Elvish nerd. (He liked to read a lot.)
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Did Boromir really die? If not, what happened to him?

[Pallando]

No, he was enslaved by the Dark Lord. smilies/evil.gif
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What happened to Sauron after the Ring was distroyed?

[Rosa_Baggins]

He started up a beauty salon.
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Why didnt Aragorn ever wash his hair?

[Rosa_Baggins]

sorry if wasn't surpposed to pos a question but its to TEMPTING!!lol
love
Rosa

[gollum*elf*pup]

cause he was afraid of water
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how many people were in the fellowship?

[Pallando]

10,000. But we were only told of 9. ("Not without ten-thousand men could you do this" ~Boromir: Council of Elrond)

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What happened to the Ithryn Luin (Pallando and Alatar)?

[Brinniel]

They went to the mall (there was a big sale) and never returned.
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What was Sam's gift from Galadriel and what did he do with it?

[Nevfeniel]

A bicycle! (Don't ask where that came from; I have no idea) He rode it to Mordor with Frodo on the handlebars.
..::Who is Peter Jackson?::..

[ July 19, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Pallando]

The true name of the Mouth of Sauron.
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Where did Frodo, Gandalf, Bilbo, and the Elves go at the end of the Third Age of the Sun? And how?

[Brinniel]

They flew on a plane to the North Pole (they wanted to visit Santa Claus).
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What song did Frodo sing at the Prancing Pony?

[Liriodendron]

The Barney "I love You" song. Everyone started booing and throwing their ale mugs at him. Strider had to whisk him off to safety.

What does Golberry like best about Tom Bombadil? smilies/tongue.gif

[Rosa_Baggins]

His big.....yellow boots. smilies/tongue.gif
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How come legolas' hair was soft and shiney ALL the time.

[Pallando]

He uses Herbal Essences. smilies/evil.gif

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Do the Hobbits (Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip) like Tom Bombadil's songs? smilies/biggrin.gif

[Arathiriel]

Do the Hobbits (Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pip) like Tom Bombadil's songs?

No they though that they were stupid and worse yet Tom sung off key!

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Who were the Nazgul and why did they were those black robes? smilies/tongue.gif

[Pallando]

They were MIB agents (And I like it VERY little.) but were Orcs.

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Who is Aragorn decended from?

[gollum*elf*pup]

santa claus.
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how did frodo and sam get to Mordor?

[Anna Licumo]

They took the Underground. Special two-way tickets on sale.
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Who did Aragorn marry?

[Rosa_Baggins]

His horse
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how many fingers did frodo have AFTER the journey.

[Pallando]

8, because the Orcs chopped off both of his middle fingers.

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Where did Kingsfoil (Athleas) come from?

[Eowyn of Ithilien]

according to the ancient lore, kingsfoil was long used as a kind of third age Cling Wrap
How did Beleriand get its name?

[Pallando]

It was named after the King who ruled it, and he was named Beleriand.

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What does "Orthanc" mean?

[Liriodendron]

"Big toe"

How did Gollum escape from the elves?

[Nevfeniel]

He asked them real nice to let him go. The elves, being the softies that they are, decided to let him "escape".
..::Why do small children like to scream and squeal in the early morning? No, wait, scratch that (I've been spending too much time with my little cousins). Why did the ring have to be thrown into Mt. Doom?::..

[Catherine]

Because it was to ugly.

Question:What is Merry's full real name?

[Pallando]

Mermaid "Merry" Hornblower

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Who is Legolas' father, and what is he?

[Nevfeniel]

Glóin the ent.
..::Who is Sauron and how is he linked to the story?::..

[Catherine]

He was some Hobbit and a friend of Frodo's he gave Frodo the ring.

Question:What are Hobbits?

[Pallando]

Hobbits are another breed of birds.

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Who was Frodo's parents, and how did they die?

[suicidal elf chick]

Frodo's parents are Arwen and Celeborn, and they staged their death.
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Why did Bilbo leave the Shire?

[Catherine]

Because he wanted to visit a hobbit friend that didn't live in the shire.

Question:What is Frodo's favorite season and why?

[Nevfeniel]

Winter, cuz he liked to catch snowflakes on his tongue. smilies/biggrin.gif
..::What is Gimli's favorite ice cream flavor?::..

[NazgulNumberTen]

bbq pork, cuz he loves the smokey flavor
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what color were the black riders robes?

[Nevfeniel]

Flourescent orange. Duh.
..::Who are the Nandor elves?::..

[suicidal elf chick]

Elves without pointed ears.
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Why did Frodo look in Galadriel's mirror?

[Halbereth Diagona]

To check that his nose was still there.
What is Aragorn's favourite colour?

[Aragost]

pink because it reminded him of his watermelon flavored sword
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Where was the chief palantir located.

[Nevfeniel]

In Frodo's closet.
..::Why did Shelob try to eat Frodo?::..

[NazgulNumberTen]

she grew tried of the subway diet, and thought he was jared
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what was bilbo's invisible girlfriend named, and how did she lose her left eye?

[Halbereth Diagona]

Bilbo's invisible girlfriend is Pierce Brosnan. She lost her left eye in a sumo wrestling match.

Do elves suffer from indegestion?

[suicidal elf chick]

Yup, because they can't accept the fact that tree bark is unedible!
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What color was the ring and who made it?

[Aragost]

green and it was made by the oliphants
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how did gollum get the ring

[NazgulNumberTen]

he sent in the most box-tops
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was sauron's messenger called the
A) Mouth of sauron
B) Nose of sauron
C) Anus os sauron

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

It's gotta be the anos of Sauron, mos def! smilies/wink.gif

(I never replyed in this topic, about time I do since the Barrow wight didn't close this)

Who was Aragorn's father's second cousin's, neice's, brother's husband's ( smilies/wink.gif ), nephew?

[NazgulNumberTen]

me
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shelob was a giant what?

[Lothiriel Silmarien]

A giant-oh can't say. Um...she was a giant wallabe. And the couds created her. From the horseradish. And the passerby weasel-beaver.

Who was the first king of Gondor?

[gollum*elf*pup]

one of santa's elves (named BIB the ELF)
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how many different names did gandalf go by and what were they?

[ July 31, 2002: Message edited by: gollum*elf*pup ]

[suicidal elf chick]

Gandalf had 3 names: Fluffy, Chibicheese, and Joey Tribiani.
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What is Denethor's name?

[Nevfeniel]

Binky! (It's actually my dog's nickname, but whatever)
..::Who played Frodo in the movie?::..

[suicidal elf chick]

LOL, my dad's pet frog!
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Why did Professor McGonagall from Harry Potter kick Gandalf?

[Catherine]

Because Gandalf pulled her hair.
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Who is Elrond?

[Nevfeniel]

Treebeard's alter-ego.
..::Why does Merry like carrots::..

[Catherine]

Because they are his favorite color.
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Who plays Legolas?

[suicidal elf chick]

I do! LOL
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What did Gandalf do when he and the Balrog fell in Moria?

[Halbereth Diagona]

Said "Oh look I seem to be falling down a huge crevasse" and read a book on huge crevasses.
What does Celeborn use to write letters?

[gollum*elf*pup]

an old mushy carrot
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what do elves like to eat?

[Nevfeniel]

Caterpillars, of course.
..::How do elves manage to stay so slim and trim?::..

[Telephirion]

They work out. They pump iron. They stick to their diets. They remember to participate in Master Elrond's annual triathlon which involves crossing the Bruinen and jogging through the Trollshaws very fast to avoid the troll-hordes which gather every year to hinder the progress of elven triathletes with heavy stone clubs.
Question: Gandalf escaped from Orthanc by sprouting giant eagle-wings and soaring away. Why doesn't he just transform when he falls from the Bridge of Khazad-Dum?
[I realize this is ridiculous]

[suicidal elf chick]

He doesn't transform because he wants to go to his friend the Balrog's tea party down below them.
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Who is Arwen's dad?

[Rosa_Baggins]

Gandalf... isn't it obvious?
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Why are Hobbits feet so big an hairy?

[Nevfeniel]

Well, the very first hobbit in history was very clumsy. He kept dropping things on his feet, so they were always swollen, and one day, he noticed he was going bald, and tried that Rogain stuff. Well, I don't think I have to say he dropped that stuff on his feet, too. smilies/rolleyes.gif For some reason, all his descendents had large, hairy feet.

..::Why did Aragorn and Boromir like to frolic through meadows of daisies? Weren't they afraid people would question their masculinity?::..

[suicidal elf chick]

They thought it was fun, and no one saw them, so they thought it was ok.
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Where does Denethor live?

[Nevfeniel]

In Candyland. Duh.
..::When Hobbits are crossed with Dwarves, what happens? For one thing, what are they called?::..

[Catherine]

No one knows what happens but they are called dwobbits.
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Why does Legolas use a bow and arrow?

[suicidal elf chick]

Because he things it makes him look good, instead of with a sword.
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How old was Gandalf?

[Brinniel]

He was only 11 years old. What can I say? It's natural for wizards to age quickly.
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What happened to the entwives?

[suicidal elf chick]

They went to the ocean to find suitable fish for pets.
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Where did Frodo live?

[Halbereth Diagona]

Frodo Baggins lives in my finger. He's very smart. He's been to the moon! Oh thank you...twice!! >Muppet's treasure island...<

Why did everyone start arguing at Elrond's secret council?

[Salix]

Because they were trying to prove Frodo was Sauron in disguise. smilies/rolleyes.gif

What color was Saruman?

[Halbereth Diagona]

Horribly green...yeah...I know.
Why was Sauron evil, and why did he make the ring?

[suicidal elf chick]

He was evil because no one liked his clothes and therefore would not let him come to their fancy parties. The reason he made the ring was so that he'd have at least one fancy thing that might get him accepted into the dress parties, but it didn't work.
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What was Frodo's favorite type of pet, a fish, a cat, or a hampster? (I know I spelt hamster wrong, but I like spelling it like that)

[Salix]

A hamster because he had the perfect exersize wheel for it- the One Ring! smilies/tongue.gif

Who was Figwit?

[Miho Ansatsu]

Um, I read the name and wanted to join in here, so here goes! Figwit was a talking fig that liked to tapdance.
Question: Who was Frodo?

[suicidal elf chick]

Welcome to the Downs, Miho! The answer is he was a toad that lived in Mordor as Sauron's pet frog.
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Oh yes! Question! Ummm, where did Gollum live?

[ August 11, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]

[suicidal elf chick]

Come on, answer my question!!! I feel stupid now...

[Salix]

Gollum lived in Osgiliath, which may explain why he was so bad tempered. smilies/tongue.gif

Where is Minas Tirith?

[Nevfeniel]

My closet, of course. Where else would it be?
..::Why did Bilbo give presents on his birthday?::..

[Brinniel]

Bilbo didn't give presents, he returned presents given to him last. According to Frodo, he is VERY picky when it comes to gifts. No wonder his relatives don't like him.
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How do hobbits communicate?

[suicidal elf chick]

They throw children out the window with notes to the other hobbit.
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What color was the ring?

[Brinniel]

It was tye-dyed pink, blue, yellow, orange, and green.
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Use three words to describe Aragorn.

[Frodosgirl]

selfish,ignorant and unfriendly

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why do elves have pointy ears????

[suicidal elf chick]

All the better to eat with, my dear! Mooahaha!
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Why did they want to destroy the rings so badly?

[Catherine]

Because they all wanted it and it was easier to destroy it so no one would fight over it.
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Why does Frodo have to carry the ring?

[Brinniel]

It was Gandalf's punishment for him after Frodo played a practical joke on him.
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Who did Eowyn disguise herself as and why did she do it?

[Nevfeniel]

She dressed up as a sailor because she wanted to join the Navy! (lame, I know)
..: smilies/biggrin.gifid Arwen and Éowyn stay up late at night during slumber parties talking nonstop about Aragorn, or did they just not like each other?::..

[Galadel Vinorel]

No, they stayed up all night long discussing biology. (lame, I know.)
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Question~ Why was Frodo mad when Gandalf threw the One Ring into the fire?

[Brinniel]

He just finished polishing the ring from the last time it was thrown in the fire.
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Why did Sam go to Mordor with Frodo?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

He wanted to capture a Mordor Elf(aka Orc) and keep it as a pet!
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Who, disguised as a man, rode with the Riders of Rohan and defeated the Witch King?

[suicidal elf chick]

Gollum, because he wanted friends!
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Where was the ring forged?

[Brinniel]

At Walmart where Sauron worked.
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What did elves use as weapons?

[Galadel Vinorel]

They would braid their long hair and use them as whips.

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Why did Gollum follow the Ringbearer wherever he went?

[suicidal elf chick]

Because he wanted some of Frodo's great cologne!!!
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Who was the Ringbearer?

[Brinniel]

Why, it was me, of course!
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How did Saruman die?

[Frodosgirl]

he ate himself

how did Frodo lose a finger?

[Galadel Vinorel]

Sam was trying to cut the ring off of Frodo's finger with an electric saw (Sam wanted the Ring), but, instead, he accidently cut off one of Frodo's fingers. (lame, I know)

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What advice did Frodo recieve in Rivendell, and who did he recieve it from?

[suicidal elf chick]

In Rivendell, Denethor told him to eat lots of taffy.
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Who was Treebeard?

[Galadel Vinorel]

He was a big tree that had been sprinkled with fairy dust so that he could fly!! WWEEHHHH!!!!

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Why did Borromir want the Ring so badly?

[Brinniel]

Boromir was attracted to shiny things.
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What was Sam's fav item?

[Galadel Vinorel]

He's ruby bracelet.

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Why did the Fellowship enter the Mines of Moria?

[ August 19, 2002: Message edited by: Galadel Vinorel ]

[Brinniel]

Gimli told them there was a toy store inside.
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Who in the fellowship annoyed Gandalf the most and why?

[Galadel Vinorel]

Legolas, because Gandalf knows that Legolas is much better looking thatn he is, and he is jealous of all of the fans (especially girls) that Legolas has.

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Why did Frodo agree to take the Ring to Mordor?

[Nevfeniel]

Because he wanted to impress Arwen.
..::In what ways are hobbits similar to goats?::..

[Galadel Vinorel]

They are both not liked by humans.

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Why did the orcs attack the Fellowship in Moria?

[Brinniel]

Legolas refused to sign his autograph for an orc's sister-in-law, angering all of the other Moria orcs.
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What happened when the four hobbits returned to the Shire?

[Galadel Vinorel]

There was a big party given by Sharkey's men. WWHHEE!!

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Why did Frodo, and all the others leave Middle Earth?

[Brinniel]

They all thought it would be much fun if they lived in Disney World instead.
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What was Sam's hobbies?

[Galadel Vinorel]

Making jewelry, bowling, and stepping on plants, of course!!

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Why did Frodo look into Galadriel's Mirror?

[ August 20, 2002: Message edited by: Galadel Vinorel ]

[suicidal elf chick]

He wanted to make sure there was no steak in his teeth, of course!
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How old was Galadriel?

[Galadel Vinorel]

She was just born, didn't you know?

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Why did each of the members of the Fellowship agree to go to Moria? (name a reason for each peerson)

[Aylwen Dreamsong]

*Merry and pippin thought it would be fun.
*Sam wanted to find a place to plant some flowers
*frodo thought he might be able to lose the ring and have no one notice.
*Legolas thought the cool cave air would be good for his complexion
*Aragorn and Boromir decided to have a competition to see who could kill more orcs.
*Gandalf wanted to see his old friend the Balrog again.
*Gimli, well...he just wanted to see all his relatives on the ground with arrows through their hearts smilies/biggrin.gif

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Why didn't any help come when Boromir blew his Horn before he died?

[Brinniel]

Merry and Pippin were fighting about how they should help, Legolas was braiding his hair, Gimli was polishing his axe, and Aragorn was playing Go Fish with Frodo and Sam.
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Who did Frodo and Sam run into in Cirth Ungol and did whoever they ran into help them at all?

[ August 20, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

[Catherine]

They ran into, Merry and Pippin and they gave them food to help them.
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Why does Sam like elves so much?

[Brinniel]

He thinks he may be related to one.
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How did hobbits come to be?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

Hobbits were the result of Sarumans experiment-gone-wrong to create Uruk-Hai!
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Why did Cirdan give Gandalf Narya?

[Catherine]

because he wanted to get rid of narya
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Where did Gandalf "fall" in TFotR?

[Brinniel]

Gandalf fell into the Great River and floated away because he couldn't swim.
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Do hobbits travel a lot? If so, where do they go?

[Galadel Vinorel]

Hobbits travel often to Candyland in hot air balloons. WWHHEE!!

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Where was Boromir born?

[Brinniel]

In a galaxy far, far away.
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Where did Frodo have to destroy the ring?

[Nevfeniel]

Frodo? Why would Frodo destroy the ring? He created it. It was Sauron who had to destroy it, and he had to do it in Frodo's kitchen sink, since everyone knows that it's next to impossible to get something out of the drain with out a professional, and there weren't any plumbers then.
..::What was the name of Frodo's long-lost sister's puppy?::..

[Salix]

Kalimac Brandagamba!

How is Sam related to Harry Potter?

[suicidal elf chick]

They are twins who were sparated at birth, didn't you know?
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Who ACTUALLY destroyed the ring, and did Yugi help them? (You don't need to know who Yugi is, just answer the question)

[Salix]

Smaug destroyed the ring and Yugi (his pet bird) brought the ring to him!

What is Gandalf's real name?

[Antien]

Orlando Bloom
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where is the shire?

[Salix]

In my closet.

Who is Melkor?

[Antien]

You
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Why Did frodo go into mount doom?

[Galadel Vinorel]

Because he thought that the firses of Mount Doom was actually Mountain Dew Code Red!!

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Where was Frodo born?

[ August 22, 2002: Message edited by: Galadel Vinorel ]

[Salix]

To see the Wizard of Oz.

Why is Antien so mean to me?(not real question)

What happened th Theoden?

[Antien]

He fell into shadow
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why did galadriel give the fellowship gifts?

[Salix]

Cause she was tired of listening to assorted members of the fellowship arguing.

What does the Swiss army Caving helmet have to do with LOTR?

[Antien]

Everyone wore one in lothlorien
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(swiss army caving helmets are my sister's invention)
Who was the first person to wear the ring?

[Salix]

My mother's uncle's sister's brother's dog's vet's best friend's aunt's sevth cousin twice removed. (In other words Shadowfax.)

Yes! first on page 5!

What's the name on Sam's 12th kid?

[Antien]

Sauron, though he had a saimese twin named galadriel
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Why did gandalf fight the balrog?

[Anardil]

The Balrog claimed that he could fly, and Gandalf wanted to prove him wrong.
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Why did the Ents march on Isengard?

[Nevfeniel]

Because it was where the Ent Appreciation Parade was supposed to take place.
..::What did Frodo have to destroy and why?::..

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[Glorfinniel the Lost]

The "Little Rat Land" of the Shire as ME had a pest problem!
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Why did Galadriel give Frodo her phial containing a bit of the light of Eärendil?

[suicidal elf chick]

Because he was blind and it helped him feel around in front of him.
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What was Sauron's favortie kind of saltwater taffy?
*is eating some*

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

The kind you can only find in Mordor (thank God!) a.k.a the kind that is putrid, fly filled and topped off with ash!
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What happened to Bill after Sam let him go?

[Rosa_Baggins]

He went to a nearby tavern to get a pint of ale.
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Why did Galadriel go all green and scary when Frodo offered her the one ring?

[Catherine]

because green is the color of a genius
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What did Frodo see when he looked into the mirror of Galadriel?

[Brinniel]

Why, he saw a bowl of water just waiting to be drunk.
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Where did Saruman live?

[Nevfeniel]

In the closet under the stairs. Where do you think J.K. Rowling got the idea? smilies/biggrin.gif
..::How was Sauron defeated?::..

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

He was hit over the head with a baseball bat!
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What name did Frodo assume when at The Prancing Pony?

[suicidal elf chick]

His name was Seto Kaiba! Duh!
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What is Aragorn's REAL name?

[Rosa_Baggins]

Frodo Baggins
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what was Sam's last name?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

Samwise Half-witted!
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What was Sarumans' "colour" (you know,Grey Pink,canary yellow! smilies/biggrin.gif)

[Rosa_Baggins]

Purple but he preferred pink.
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Why where Elves the firstborn?

[Catherine]

because they are magical and made themselves first born
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why did Frodo have to take the ring to Rivendell?

[Keeper of the Feet of Melkor]

He took it there because he was going to pon it off to figwit. who was going to use it to overthrow elrond, why? Because of his shiny hair...(one big conspiracy)

[ August 24, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ]

[Brinniel]

You forgot to ask a question, Keeper.

[Catherine]

Since someone forgot to ask a question I will:
What is a Hobbits favorite thing to do?

[Brinniel]

Fly in airplanes!
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Is there a hobbit school in the Shire? If so, describe it.

[Catherine]

Yes, it teaches them how to work and be a real hobbit!
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How would you describe the Shire?

[Nevfeniel]

Red. Everything is red. Except for the water and sky, which is orange. In other words, all the colors are reversed. (Yes, I know that was a lame answer. I can't help it!)
..::If a hobbit could name a car, what would he/she call it, why, and what would the car look like?::..

[ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[Rosa_Baggins]

The car would be named Bob because Bob is a very nice name. The car would be red or orange to match the sky or the ground and would be big so they would fit there big hobbity feet into. smilies/biggrin.gif
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How many mushrooms did Pippin eat in his life time?

[Brinniel]

Zero. Pippin hates mushrooms!
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Who did Gandalf favor in the fellowship and why?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

Pippin- always great to have on long ring-destroying quests! Always there to get you killed and never shuts up!
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Theódred was the son of which King?

[Galadel Vinorel]

King Whallahoop, of course!! smilies/biggrin.gif

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Who was Frodo's father?

[Brinniel]

Why, Gandalf, of course!
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Why did Sam name his daughter Elanor?

[Nevfeniel]

Well, first he thought of Mary Sue, but then he thought But what about thousands of years from now when my family and I are famous? The fanfics will be horrible! So he thought Elanor.
..::Can anyone help prove my theory that Sauron didn't actually make a ruling ring, but a ruling charm bracelet?::..

[Catherine]

he made a bracelet with a ring charm on it so he wouldn't lose it.
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Who is Pippin's best friend?

[Salix]

Farmer Maggot!

Where did Frodo keep the Ring?

[Antien]

In his shoe!

Why did Arwen fall in love with Strider?

[Davin]

She loves a man in drag.

Why do Hobbits eat so many meals in a day?

[Rosa_Baggins]

Hobbits need lots of energy for all those quests and journeys they go on.
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Why do hobbits live in Hobbit-Holes?

[Nevfeniel]

They can't afford houses or appartments.
..::What kind of jobs did the people of Middle Earth have?::..

[Davin]

They made creamed corn in coconut shells and they cooked salad for elven-toads...

Why does Melkor's/Morgoth's name start with an M?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

He wanted to pay tribute to the great chocolate "nuts" known as M'n'M's!
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Why did Saruman send the Uruk-hai to capture the hobbits?

[Rosa_Baggins]

Because Uruk-Hai don't eat s much as Orcs. It costs hundereds for sauron to keep an army of them orcs.
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What and who is Galadriel?

[Davin]

Galadriel, better known as the shelf-monster, is an unusually large rabbit with flippers and spaghetti hair....

Why do dragons have wings?

[Keeper of the Feet of Melkor]

They dont!
They just glue on a pair of paper ones..just like those damn balrogs.
Why...*ponders*

[Nevfeniel]

And your question is. . . ?

[Keeper of the Feet of Melkor]

I could spell it out for you but i wont...just so other ppl can try and figure it out.

And ill leave you with another one.
What ever happened to melkors feet?

-sorry, didnt mean to make it sound rude like that...

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[Beren87]

Orome stole cut them off for a hood ornament on his new Rolls-Royce.
What did the Orcs fear more than anything?

[suicidal elf chick]

They are scared of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! And his best friend Patrick.
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What color are Orcs?

[Davin]

pink scissor colors, with a few brown puffs here and there...


Why is Middle-earth called Middle-earth?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

"Endor" was already in use, taken by one George Lucas(you know, the planet he dumped his teddy bear creatures on?!)So Tolkien had to settle for plain old "Middle-earth"!

Question:Landroval was the brother of which renowned eagle?

[ August 31, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ]

[Bêthberry]

Are you old enough to remember The Eagles?

Question: When Frodo asks Goldberry who Tom is, what does she say?


Off-topic: I just noticed that an edit to a post does not change the original post in TAT. So I deleted and reposted with my better question.

Bethberry

[Davin]

She says he's the Lay's potatoe chip guy.

Do Elves wear tights? And if so, why?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

Why yes, of course! Why? After seeing Robin Hood:Men in Tights, who wouldn't want to?
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Who did Eówyn marry?

[ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ]

[suicidal elf chick]

Eowyn married Sauron! I thought everyone knew that!
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What is the 'Crack' of Doom?

[Davin]

Let's just say you don't want to know....

What material was the One Ring made out of???


[This is my last post for a while!!! I'm moving to my dorm room for university! Wish me luck!]

[Galadel Vinorel]

The Ring was made of flowers, of course!!

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What did Frodo see in the Mirror of Galadriel?

[Nevfeniel]

He saw that he needed a haircut.
..::Why did Saruman join with Sauron, and why did he want Gandalf to join, too?::..

[Aylwen Dreamsong]

Saruman joined with sauron because sauron threw good slumber parties, and he wanted gandalf to join the truth or dare game!!!

.::Why did aragorn love arwen so much??::.

[Catherine]

because she had a lot of money
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Why is there nine people in the Fellowship?

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Why <em>were</em> there nine people in the Fellowship?

Because in a combat squad squad there are always nine troops. (seriously, there are)

what is a balrog?

[Brinniel]

It was a type of dinosaur. In fact, it was the t-rex's fav meal.
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What scared Frodo the most?

[NazgulNumberTen]

sam
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what size shoe did gimli have?

[Nevfeniel]

12 1/2.
..::Why did Frodo want to leave for Mordor alone?::..

[Keeper of the Feet of Melkor]

Cuz he wanted all the orc women to himself!

What was the ring really made of?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

Tinfoil spray-painted gold!
Question: Gilraen was the mother of which member of the fellowship?

[NazgulNumberTen]

gilraen II
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who was sauron's psycholohist?

[ September 06, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

[Jjudvven]

gandalf!
who REALLY destroyed the ring?

[Salix]

Me!

Where did Bilbo find the Ring?

[NazgulNumberTen]

floating in the toilet
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how did it get there?

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Someone ate it, and, well, you know the rest. smilies/evil.gif

How come the ring didn't digest?

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[Catherine]

Because it was to big
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Why does Aragorn "love" Arwen?

[Arie]

har har har smilies/biggrin.gif

[Nevfeniel]

Becuase she's such a good cook.
..::Who in the Fellowship dyes their hair, what color did it use to be, and why did he dye it? *wow, that's a lot of questions; and you better answer them all! smilies/wink.gif*::..

[hobbitlass]

Sam dyes his hair, it is naturally flaming- red with smoky-black streaks. And why...don't you know...he's a balrog set on revenge! Moorahaha!*
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On the journey, what did the fellowship use for toilet paper?

[Catherine]

Legolas' hair because it was nice and soft, (even though Legolas did not enjoy it)
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Why are elves immortal?

[Salix]

Because Iluvatar wanted to keep his first few inventions around, and when they complained, he made the Men not immortal, but the rest were stuck. (Is that funny at all?)

What kind of chain did Frodo keep the Ring on?

[Glorfinniel the Lost]

Frodo kept the ring on one of those old toilet chains you had to pull to flush!

T/F Question: Was "This space 4 rent" the true inscription on the ring?

[Brinniel]

False. The ring actually said, "SAURON'S RING. IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO BARAD-DUR. THANK YOU. P.S. IF YOU COULD ALSO SEND A CARE PACKAGE OF COOKIES, I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. smilies/smile.gif"
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Who was Sam's best man at his wedding?

[Phoenix Solitude]

My teddy bear, Old bear of course. He looked lovely win his top hat.
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Ok long, but I really wanna know this. Who was each of the Fellowship's fave singer or group? Well, actually I know Legolas' is Mad'house and Aragorn's is Sugababes but what about the others?

[Davin]

Everyone else loves Britney Spears man!!!!! Deep down they all do, they just might not know it yet...

How many toes does Gandalf have?

[Anarya SilverBranch]

A: 14 toes! 7 for both feet, but I'm not sure if the stub on his left foot is considered a toe smilies/tongue.gif (sorry, I'm hyper and am not making sense)

Q: What does the name "Mordor" mean?

[Davin]

Mordor means 'Land Of Pink Flowers'.

How many hairs do hobbits have on their feet?

[Catherine]

167
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How did Bilbo get the ring.

[elengil]

He never scrubbed out the tub after taking his bath
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Q: Why did Boromir want that ring so bad anyway??

[Anarya SilverBranch]

Because it was oh so totally retro and a limited edition! I mean why else? smilies/tongue.gif
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What is Saruman's given name?

[Nevfeniel]

Tom Bombadil, of course. Duh. smilies/rolleyes.gif
..::Who was Éowyn, and how did she contribute to the death of the witchking?::..

[Anarya SilverBranch]

A:Yes I would like gimli to come back (even though I didn't know him very well, he was still a cool kid) and Gollum's job before the ring was that he was my old math teacher!!! smilies/eek.gif that explains a lot.

Q: What is Saruman's day job?

[Nevfeniel]

He's the star of the famous soap opera 'As the Palantir Rolls'.
..::What were some of the modern convienences (sp?) that Tolkien put in LotR?::..

[ September 15, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

[elengil]

conveniently placed outhouses on the trip (thus explaining why no one in the company ever had to go off somewhere to use the little hobbits room)

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What song does Legolas sing that is slashed from the movie?

[Anarya SilverBranch]

A:Which one? "My Heart Will Go On" or "Oops I Did It Again"?
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Q: What is Gollum's favorite food?

[Phoenix Solitude]

Concrete. That was why he was so grumpy.
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Which character suffered from depression?

[elengil]

Tom Bombadil (evident from the fact he was obviously taking medication)

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Which character was smuggling pipe weed out of the Shire?