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Laurinquë · 01-27-2008, 03:32 AM

583. Buy eyeshadow for Sauron.
584. Steal Legolas's wig

Eönwë · 01-28-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Laurinquë

583. Buy eyeshadow for Sauron.
584. Steal Legolas's wig

Legolas has a wig?
And there was me, thinking he had extensions.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-30-2008, 12:33 AM

It wouldn't be Legolas's wig, it would be Orli's wig!

(Legolas is too awesome for that)

mormegil · 01-31-2008, 12:25 AM

Some posts have been deleted due to the chattiness. Please keep on topic.

MaultheStoor · 03-11-2008, 07:24 AM

Let's go with an old classic, shall we? Just throw your most beloved item into Mount Doom. You will probably have a stupid moment and jump...er...FALL in after.

Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-13-2008, 11:49 PM

585. Climb up to the top of Barad-dur, wave the Ring in front of Sauron, then get in a chopper and drop the Ring into Mount Doom.
586. Free Morgoth from the Void.
587. Tell Sauron that he's NOT the King of the World, you are.
588. Tell Morgoth to bow "before me, lowly DOG!"
589. Run around in Valimar screaming "ALL HAIL MORGOTH" at the top of your lungs.
590. Drop a bomb on Taniquetil.
591. Walk up to Manwe and say "unfortunately, Eru has decided that YOU are unfit to rule the world. I am taking your place effective immediately."
592. Walk up to Morgoth and say "You ARE the weakest link"
593. Bang on the Black Gate of Mordor and then hand yourself over to the guards.
594. Walk up to Minas Morgul and ask a ringwraith for directions to Mount Doom because you have the Ring and you want to destroy it.
595. Step in front of Morgoth when he's swinging Grond around.
596. Put on the Ring in Rivendell and try to kill Elrond.
597. Scream in Black Speech in the middle of Lothlorien.
598. Try to hit the Eye of Sauron with a baseball bat.
599. Drop borate on the Eye of Sauron. (the pink stuff they use to put out wildfires)
600. Walk into Angband proclaiming allegiance to Manwe
601. Walk into the Outer Circles proclaiming that mOrgoth is a better King the Eru could ever be
602. Tell the Elves that Eru is a fake and that it was Morgoth who created the world

....More to come..im tired right now

Volo · 05-14-2008, 12:03 PM

586. Eat a sandwich.

01-30-2008, 12:33 AM	#3
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01-31-2008, 12:25 AM	#4
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Some posts have been deleted due to the chattiness. Please keep on topic. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

03-11-2008, 07:24 AM	#5
MaultheStoor Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: The cave under the Misty Mountains. Just take a wrong turn in the goblin's tunnels. Posts: 34	Let's go with an old classic, shall we? Just throw your most beloved item into Mount Doom. You will probably have a stupid moment and jump...er...FALL in after. __________________ Leave now, and never come back! Gollum, Gollum! See? You made him mad.

05-14-2008, 12:03 PM	#7
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	586. Eat a sandwich. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

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01-27-2008, 03:32 AM	#1
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	583. Buy eyeshadow for Sauron. 584. Steal Legolas's wig

05-13-2008, 11:49 PM	#6
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	585. Climb up to the top of Barad-dur, wave the Ring in front of Sauron, then get in a chopper and drop the Ring into Mount Doom. 586. Free Morgoth from the Void. 587. Tell Sauron that he's NOT the King of the World, you are. 588. Tell Morgoth to bow "before me, lowly DOG!" 589. Run around in Valimar screaming "ALL HAIL MORGOTH" at the top of your lungs. 590. Drop a bomb on Taniquetil. 591. Walk up to Manwe and say "unfortunately, Eru has decided that YOU are unfit to rule the world. I am taking your place effective immediately." 592. Walk up to Morgoth and say "You ARE the weakest link" 593. Bang on the Black Gate of Mordor and then hand yourself over to the guards. 594. Walk up to Minas Morgul and ask a ringwraith for directions to Mount Doom because you have the Ring and you want to destroy it. 595. Step in front of Morgoth when he's swinging Grond around. 596. Put on the Ring in Rivendell and try to kill Elrond. 597. Scream in Black Speech in the middle of Lothlorien. 598. Try to hit the Eye of Sauron with a baseball bat. 599. Drop borate on the Eye of Sauron. (the pink stuff they use to put out wildfires) 600. Walk into Angband proclaiming allegiance to Manwe 601. Walk into the Outer Circles proclaiming that mOrgoth is a better King the Eru could ever be 602. Tell the Elves that Eru is a fake and that it was Morgoth who created the world ....More to come..im tired right now