Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eönwë · 06-24-2008, 03:28 AM

598. Say "I'm the Doctor" when you're questioned by Saruman
599. Jump into a blue box (which isn't the TARDIS) when you're being chased by an army of orcs.
600. Die, and then forgget you can't regenerate
601. When the Uruk-hai surround you and your friend, say "They're not monsters, they're just innocent aliens".
602. Have two hearts (you just get stabbed twice!)
603. Drive your Blue Box into the middle of the Pelennor fields while the battle is going on.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 06-27-2008, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Eönwë

601. When the Uruk-hai surround you and your friend, say "They're not monsters, they're just innocent aliens".

Or alternatively, they could be Alien!

And he is worse than all of the orcs of Mordor and Uriks ever... just ask the Phantom.

Gollum the Great · 06-27-2008, 01:20 AM

604. TP the White Tree

605. Tell Butterbur that his beer tastes like vinegar and something the orc brought in

606. Say "Dude, what a pair of ugly mugs!" when Ugluk and Grishnakh are arguing

Eönwë · 06-29-2008, 02:01 PM

607. Slap yourself in the face.
608. Punch yourself in the face.
608. If you're flexible enough, kick yourself in the face.

or, if you're not a fan of hand-to hand combat:

609. Stab youself with a Bilbo's knife
610. Stab youself with the shards of Narsil
611. Stab yourself with a Morgul blade (well, you don't really die, per se)

Lindale · 06-30-2008, 07:46 AM

Place in front of Gollum a hundred shiny gold rings.

Tell old Denethor to chill immediately after he hears of Boromir's death.

Gollum the Great · 07-06-2008, 05:22 PM

614. Use Saruman's Blasting Fire on the 4th of July.
615. Invite a dragon over to do fire-tricks on the 4th.

-The Preciouss

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-06-2008, 05:55 PM

Pull on Tom Bombadill's Beard... hard... repeatedly...

OR

Tell Smaug he's put on weight.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2008, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Pull on Tom Bombadill's Beard... hard... repeatedly...

Do you really think that Tom would actually kill you? Well, he might feed you to a Barrow-Wight...

Another one,
Get stuck for a day with the BW.
Read Hookbill's newspaper... oh wait.

06-24-2008, 03:28 AM	#1
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	598. Say "I'm the Doctor" when you're questioned by Saruman 599. Jump into a blue box (which isn't the TARDIS) when you're being chased by an army of orcs. 600. Die, and then forgget you can't regenerate 601. When the Uruk-hai surround you and your friend, say "They're not monsters, they're just innocent aliens". 602. Have two hearts (you just get stabbed twice!) 603. Drive your Blue Box into the middle of the Pelennor fields while the battle is going on. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 06-24-2008 at 05:00 AM.

06-27-2008, 01:20 AM	#3
Gollum the Great Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The Pinnacle of my own might Posts: 386	604. TP the White Tree 605. Tell Butterbur that his beer tastes like vinegar and something the orc brought in 606. Say "Dude, what a pair of ugly mugs!" when Ugluk and Grishnakh are arguing __________________ 'It just shows you how true it is that one-half the world doesn't knows how the other three-quarters lives.' Bertie, The Code of the Woosters, by P. G. Wodewouse

06-29-2008, 02:01 PM	#4
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	607. Slap yourself in the face. 608. Punch yourself in the face. 608. If you're flexible enough, kick yourself in the face. or, if you're not a fan of hand-to hand combat: 609. Stab youself with a Bilbo's knife 610. Stab youself with the shards of Narsil 611. Stab yourself with a Morgul blade (well, you don't really die, per se) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

06-30-2008, 07:46 AM	#5
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Place in front of Gollum a hundred shiny gold rings. Tell old Denethor to chill immediately after he hears of Boromir's death. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

07-06-2008, 05:22 PM	#6
Gollum the Great Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The Pinnacle of my own might Posts: 386	614. Use Saruman's Blasting Fire on the 4th of July. 615. Invite a dragon over to do fire-tricks on the 4th. -The Preciouss __________________ 'It just shows you how true it is that one-half the world doesn't knows how the other three-quarters lives.' Bertie, The Code of the Woosters, by P. G. Wodewouse

07-06-2008, 05:55 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pull on Tom Bombadill's Beard... hard... repeatedly... OR Tell Smaug he's put on weight. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...