Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 07-06-2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Pull on Tom Bombadill's Beard... hard... repeatedly...

Do you really think that Tom would actually kill you? Well, he might feed you to a Barrow-Wight...

Another one,
Get stuck for a day with the BW.
Read Hookbill's newspaper... oh wait.

The Sixth Wizard · 07-07-2008, 08:19 AM

616. Charge into some heavily armed orcs, dodge a scimitar swing, kill the captain, chop down another three as they retreat, slice a Warg out from under its rider as a horde of reinforcements scream forth in fury, hold the line as the main host hits your outnumbered regiment, see men fall all around you before the first rays of sun break across the horizon, mount a horse as you gleefully rout the enemy from the field, then trip as you dismount hours later and break your neck. Damn.

Eönwë · 07-07-2008, 01:23 PM

617. Eat a balog
618. Smoke a balrog

618. Try to live as long as Gandalf without being a Maia.
619. Try to live as long as Legolas without being an elf.
620. Try to live as long as GImli without being a dwarf.
621. Try to live as long as Aragorn without being of Numenorean descent.
622. Try to live as long as any character with a longer-than-average-human-lifespan.

Lindale · 08-06-2008, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eönwë

617. Eat a balog
618. Smoke a balrog

618. Try to live as long as Gandalf without being a Maia.
619. Try to live as long as Legolas without being an elf.
620. Try to live as long as GImli without being a dwarf.
621. Try to live as long as Aragorn without being of Numenorean descent.
622. Try to live as long as any character with a longer-than-average-human-lifespan.

actually, just don't be an Elf or a Maia or a Vala or an Ent and you'll surely die. eventually. but if you want death to be faster,

634. just walk into mordor and ask, Why do all of you guys smell like you haven't bathed in a thousand years?

Babidi Buu · 08-06-2008, 09:52 PM

636. If denethor askes you to come over for a BBQ, Dont do it!
637. If a Balrog askes you to come over for a BBQ, Dont do it!
638. Annoying sauron about "Why does an Eye want a Ring?"

Lindale · 08-07-2008, 03:40 AM

639. Have Galadriel give you a lock of her hair, in front of Feanor.
640. Try to stop the rebellion in Tuna by saying, Eru'll damn you forever, in front of Feanor.
641. Let Feanor catch you staring like mad at the Silmarilli.
642. Try to keep a Silmaril without being a Son of Feanor.
643. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Earendil.
645. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Beren.
646. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Eonwe.
647. Just try to keep a Silmaril.

Faramir Jones · 10-03-2008, 05:07 AM

648. Ask Feanor why he's wasting his time making 'girly' things like jewels, and suggest that he should consider becoming an architect.
649. Tell Morgoth that his jewellery obsession is unworthy of his great ambition of absolute power over Arda.

07-07-2008, 01:23 PM	#3
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	617. Eat a balog 618. Smoke a balrog 618. Try to live as long as Gandalf without being a Maia. 619. Try to live as long as Legolas without being an elf. 620. Try to live as long as GImli without being a dwarf. 621. Try to live as long as Aragorn without being of Numenorean descent. 622. Try to live as long as any character with a longer-than-average-human-lifespan. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 07-07-2008 at 01:28 PM. Reason: added more

08-07-2008, 03:40 AM	#6
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	639. Have Galadriel give you a lock of her hair, in front of Feanor. 640. Try to stop the rebellion in Tuna by saying, Eru'll damn you forever, in front of Feanor. 641. Let Feanor catch you staring like mad at the Silmarilli. 642. Try to keep a Silmaril without being a Son of Feanor. 643. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Earendil. 645. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Beren. 646. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Eonwe. 647. Just try to keep a Silmaril. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-03-2008, 05:07 AM	#7
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	A couple of more suggestions 648. Ask Feanor why he's wasting his time making 'girly' things like jewels, and suggest that he should consider becoming an architect. 649. Tell Morgoth that his jewellery obsession is unworthy of his great ambition of absolute power over Arda.

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07-07-2008, 08:19 AM	#2
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	616. Charge into some heavily armed orcs, dodge a scimitar swing, kill the captain, chop down another three as they retreat, slice a Warg out from under its rider as a horde of reinforcements scream forth in fury, hold the line as the main host hits your outnumbered regiment, see men fall all around you before the first rays of sun break across the horizon, mount a horse as you gleefully rout the enemy from the field, then trip as you dismount hours later and break your neck. Damn.

08-06-2008, 09:52 PM	#5
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	636. If denethor askes you to come over for a BBQ, Dont do it! 637. If a Balrog askes you to come over for a BBQ, Dont do it! 638. Annoying sauron about "Why does an Eye want a Ring?"