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TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-07-2008, 08:39 AM

Hookbill, the Phantom and Alien this week is horrible! How could you do such a thing!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Lalwendë · 01-08-2008, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior

Hookbill, the Phantom and Alien this week is horrible! How could you do such a thing!?!?!??!?!?!?!

What Alien is unaware of is that Ye Child possesses fivefold Superhero powers. Like The Trump Of Doom, which renders all foes helplessly immobile due to the toxic gases. And The Power Vomit, a strange force he uses to project noxious substances some distance and can make his opponents blind. Occasionally he also uses his Jet Stream to soak your clothes through, too, so you must leave the room to change and he uses that time to concoct more cunning plans. Then there is also the King Karate Kick, a sinister power which has the ability to swiftly remove your plate of toast from your knee, and is generally a warning of much worse to come. As it's usually followed by the Kraken Wakening, his most powerful force, which has the whole neighbourhood awake and alert and attending to his every whim...

...against such an array of forces mere mortals are powerless...

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-08-2008, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Lalwendë

What Alien is unaware of is that Ye Child possesses fivefold Superhero powers. Like The Trump Of Doom, which renders all foes helplessly immobile due to the toxic gases. And The Power Vomit, a strange force he uses to project noxious substances some distance and can make his opponents blind. Occasionally he also uses his Jet Stream to soak your clothes through, too, so you must leave the room to change and he uses that time to concoct more cunning plans. Then there is also the King Karate Kick, a sinister power which has the ability to swiftly remove your plate of toast from your knee, and is generally a warning of much worse to come. As it's usually followed by the Kraken Wakening, his most powerful force, which has the whole neighbourhood awake and alert and attending to his every whim...

...against such an array of forces mere mortals are powerless...

Well, maybe Alien would not be able to stand it.... But then again he is Alien and I don't this that he is mortal per se...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-08-2008, 08:46 AM

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But then again he is Alien and I don't this that he is mortal per se...

Correction: I don't think he is moral per se.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 01-08-2008, 08:51 AM

So that would mean that he was immortal and unmoral? Because you can be that... Just look at Melkor!!!!

Groin Redbeard · 01-08-2008, 12:37 PM

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So that would mean that he was immortal and unmoral? Because you can be that... Just look at Melkor!!!!

Are you comparing the Alien to Melkor?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-08-2008, 12:41 PM

Unless you have an article on Alien's mortality and morality (or lack there of), I would advise cutting the chat if you please. Not even he can stop the onslaught of squirrels.

Incidentally, I've always thought of Alien as more of an enigma. Not really interested in anything other than self amusement and the pursuit of a laugh and possibly money. Whether or not he is immortal or immoral is irrelevant to him, I would have thought. But hey, what do I know, all I did was invent the beggar.

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TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Hookbill, the Phantom and Alien this week is horrible! How could you do such a thing!?!?!??!?!?!?! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-08-2008, 08:51 AM	#5
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	So that would mean that he was immortal and unmoral? Because you can be that... Just look at Melkor!!!! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

01-08-2008, 12:41 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unless you have an article on Alien's mortality and morality (or lack there of), I would advise cutting the chat if you please. Not even he can stop the onslaught of squirrels. Incidentally, I've always thought of Alien as more of an enigma. Not really interested in anything other than self amusement and the pursuit of a laugh and possibly money. Whether or not he is immortal or immoral is irrelevant to him, I would have thought. But hey, what do I know, all I did was invent the beggar. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...