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Old 04-25-2008, 09:49 AM   #1
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I went to the hospital for a 'pre-op' thingy-me-bob and got some news..
They say that the whole thing will be over very quickly; I'll go into the hospital on Tuesday and wait until I go to theatre either Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. I will very likely be able to go home on Wednesday evening or Thursday morning.
Why am I telling you this?
Because the NEW Phantom and Alien cartoon is set for release on Thursday (the Barrow Birthday) and I want to be here to post it. Although, if things go wrong, I may ask my brother to post it up in some way or another. I don't know.

So, that's the long and short o' it. Risk of death 0.02%, risk of annoyance 97.3%

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Old 04-27-2008, 05:24 PM   #2
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Once again I lack the ability to fall asleep, so for some of you this Downer may be a day early or whatever. But it is technically Monday here in Blighty...

More thanks to the phantom for the second story and mini headlines.



This week, Alien goes magic... I should have given him his pointy hat again.



Moreover, we are 5 weeks away from week 100!!! If you have anything you would like included in the extra special, five page edition of The Downer, then PM it to me. You can send; pictures, 5-600 word articles, puzzles or even little cartoons (not P&A, mind... They're MINE!).

Also, Oxonmooters, you may also PM me some stuff for the Moot edition. It will be 5 or six pages long as well.

Have fun, peoples!
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Old 04-27-2008, 06:02 PM   #3
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Poor Volo! Still, I'm glad to see that Aganzir is there to carry on his legacy! That's when you find who your friends are, way'ta go Aganzir (just don't kill me).

I'm thrilled from my toes to my eyebrows, I was mentioned in the Downer! Thise IS an honor beyond belief!

Best of luck with the surgery Hookbill, I hope all goes well.

P.S. Thank you for describing me as a dwarf, Phantom, I really appreciated that bit!
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Old 04-27-2008, 07:45 PM   #4
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:15 PM   #5
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I went to the hospital for a 'pre-op' thingy-me-bob and got some news..
They say that the whole thing will be over very quickly; I'll go into the hospital on Tuesday and wait until I go to theatre either Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. I will very likely be able to go home on Wednesday evening or Thursday morning.
Why am I telling you this?
Because the NEW Phantom and Alien cartoon is set for release on Thursday (the Barrow Birthday) and I want to be here to post it. Although, if things go wrong, I may ask my brother to post it up in some way or another. I don't know.

So, that's the long and short o' it. Risk of death 0.02%, risk of annoyance 97.3%
Here's a little something to while away the hours while you wait for the lights to dim in that theatre, Hookbill: Surgical Theatre. Let's hope that it is critics who have the unkindest cuts.
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Old 04-28-2008, 02:37 AM   #6
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Old 04-28-2008, 04:43 AM   #7
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Here's a little something to while away the hours while you wait for the lights to dim in that theatre, Hookbill: Surgical Theatre. Let's hope that it is critics who have the unkindest cuts.
... I think I preferred Alien with a chainsaw.

However, this is the perfect opportunity for people to suggest obituaries to put the paper, isn't it?
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:11 AM   #8
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Haha, this time The Downer just totally got me Especially the Phantom's article and the first five headlines (I experienced an uncontrollable outbreak of laughter when reading that ), and also, the comics!!!
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Old 04-28-2008, 12:06 PM   #9
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So, did anyone figure out the trivia question? It's a tricky one.

Nerwen and Groin- glad to be of service.
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:29 PM   #10
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Old 04-29-2008, 03:17 PM   #11
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So, did anyone figure out the trivia question? It's a tricky one.
It obviously, couldn't be the Witch-King, and I can't think of any other kings so I think I'll go with, erm, Cirdan?
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The Grand Admiral of The Downer is temporarily out of action, but so strong is Hookbill's will that even all the doctors in the world cannot stop his printing press.

Special thanks to someone or other for the mini-headlines and second story.



This week Phantom is thankful that Alien's outlandishness has manifest itself in a nondestructive manner.

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