The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Morthoron]

Originally Posted by Diamond18

The NAACP looked like a worthy cause at first, but then I noticed that Bucky Katt is not the president, or even a member, which severely damages its credibility in my eyes. As for me and mine, we shall follow Bucky's vision for world domination through violence and maulings.

In fact, look for more Downer articles in future chronicling our efforts.

Bucky Katt was a member of the NAACP up until 2006, at which time he attempted a coup of the organization. Unfortunately, he was thwarted in his ambitions when he made the mistake of letting his dog companion Satchel in on the plot. Satchel, misunderstanding the word 'coup', locked Bucky in a henhouse with a bunch of chickens. He was captured by animal control authorities and sent to the local pound. Paying the penalty for his foiled revolution (as well as being out of the house without a leash or proper license), Bucky was neutered by a nearsighted veterinarian. He hasn't been the same since; in fact, he currently spends most of his time in his plush Hollywood digs eating lasagna with Garfield.