The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

Aha! I foiled your cunning plan. You are just saying that to get you own face on the Downer. What crude, underhand tactics. Joking, joking.

My cunning plan? What? I was just stating the truth! Anyway, if I was trying to get my face on the Downer, then I could just ask Mr. Goomba. But anyway, I don't try to get my way by bragging about my meaningless life.

EDIT: I thought that John Fillis was a dog, not a giant monster. Alien said so himself!