The Bad LotR Fan Fic Drinking Game

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Lush

Heroine/hero is the 10th member of the Fellowship - take a shot.

Legolas broods about his feelings for hero/heroine - take a shot.

(This will happen, obviously.)

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Hero/heroine has a special horse, which could basically be described as "Like Shadowfax, only much, much better". –take a shot.

Hero/heroine is allowed to join the Fellowship despite being a vampire/werewolf/half-orc/Sauron's kid/something else which has no business being there. –take two shots.[

(Look, how did she come to ride "Sauron's horse"? There's something funny going on.)

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Elrond's second daughter - two shots (+bonus shot for half elf)

Originally Posted by Kitanna

Hero/Heroine is a wielder of magic in a Harry Potter, we can all be wizards, sort of way - take a shot.

And possibly:

Originally Posted by Ibrîniðilpathânezel

Hero/Heroine is Gandalf's apprentice ala Harry Potter (or, conversely, villain/villainess is Saruman/Sauron's apprentice, also ala Harry Potter). Two shots for one, three for both, four or more for both plus villain/ess reforms and becomes the apprentice's BFF (and probably Gandalf's newest apprentice).

There you go. At least eight shots, and you haven't even got past the synopsis.