If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

narfforc · 09-03-2008, 12:58 PM

Put them in my waste paper bin next to the U.F.O that somehow crashed into my roof last week....

Groin Redbeard · 09-03-2008, 01:56 PM

I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 09-04-2008, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network!

I didn't know that orcs possessed cell phones... But apparently they do.

HerenIstarion · 09-06-2008, 11:31 AM

Not exactly that many, and not exactly orks, and not exactly on my front door, but fly I did

skip spence · 09-06-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by HerenIstarion

Not exactly that many, and not exactly orks, and not exactly on my front door, but fly I did

Ah, you are from Georgia right? I hope the situation over there improves and that you and your family are and remain safe!

narfforc · 09-06-2008, 09:40 PM

I second that, sad to see The Land of the Golden Fleece in such a predicament.

Laurinquë · 09-17-2008, 08:50 PM

If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door I would probably be delighted, I mean Orcs at the door? That means they actually exist! That Hobbits actually exist! It would be wonderful!

I would revel in the glory of that for about 5 seconds, before an Orc knocked me out fo wearing such a silly grin on my face.

09-03-2008, 12:58 PM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Put them in my waste paper bin next to the U.F.O that somehow crashed into my roof last week.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-03-2008, 01:56 PM	#2
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	I'd ask them if Verizon Wireless is their network! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

09-06-2008, 11:31 AM	#4
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Not exactly that many, and not exactly orks, and not exactly on my front door, but fly I did __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

09-06-2008, 09:40 PM	#6
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	I second that, sad to see The Land of the Golden Fleece in such a predicament. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

09-17-2008, 08:50 PM	#7
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door I would probably be delighted, I mean Orcs at the door? That means they actually exist! That Hobbits actually exist! It would be wonderful! I would revel in the glory of that for about 5 seconds, before an Orc knocked me out fo wearing such a silly grin on my face.