The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[Morai]

My goodness, I missed a lot when I left the Downs for a month.

Favorite lines over the past month?

Bubbles to bubbles, bath to bath.

(Though just about every comic made me giggle in some way. Helping a friend move for four hours seems to work even better than chocolate.)

And

Beatles scientist fired for suggesting that Lucy is not in the sky.

Does that mean she's still with the diamonds? In that case, I might steal one or two. I have a college education to pay for.