Ways to die in middle earth - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lindale · 08-06-2008, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Eönwë

617. Eat a balog
618. Smoke a balrog

618. Try to live as long as Gandalf without being a Maia.
619. Try to live as long as Legolas without being an elf.
620. Try to live as long as GImli without being a dwarf.
621. Try to live as long as Aragorn without being of Numenorean descent.
622. Try to live as long as any character with a longer-than-average-human-lifespan.

actually, just don't be an Elf or a Maia or a Vala or an Ent and you'll surely die. eventually. but if you want death to be faster,

634. just walk into mordor and ask, Why do all of you guys smell like you haven't bathed in a thousand years?

Babidi Buu · 08-06-2008, 09:52 PM

636. If denethor askes you to come over for a BBQ, Dont do it!
637. If a Balrog askes you to come over for a BBQ, Dont do it!
638. Annoying sauron about "Why does an Eye want a Ring?"

Lindale · 08-07-2008, 03:40 AM

639. Have Galadriel give you a lock of her hair, in front of Feanor.
640. Try to stop the rebellion in Tuna by saying, Eru'll damn you forever, in front of Feanor.
641. Let Feanor catch you staring like mad at the Silmarilli.
642. Try to keep a Silmaril without being a Son of Feanor.
643. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Earendil.
645. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Beren.
646. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Eonwe.
647. Just try to keep a Silmaril.

Faramir Jones · 10-03-2008, 05:07 AM

648. Ask Feanor why he's wasting his time making 'girly' things like jewels, and suggest that he should consider becoming an architect.
649. Tell Morgoth that his jewellery obsession is unworthy of his great ambition of absolute power over Arda.

08-07-2008, 03:40 AM	#3
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	639. Have Galadriel give you a lock of her hair, in front of Feanor. 640. Try to stop the rebellion in Tuna by saying, Eru'll damn you forever, in front of Feanor. 641. Let Feanor catch you staring like mad at the Silmarilli. 642. Try to keep a Silmaril without being a Son of Feanor. 643. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Earendil. 645. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Beren. 646. Try to keep a Silmaril without being Eonwe. 647. Just try to keep a Silmaril. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-03-2008, 05:07 AM	#4
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	A couple of more suggestions 648. Ask Feanor why he's wasting his time making 'girly' things like jewels, and suggest that he should consider becoming an architect. 649. Tell Morgoth that his jewellery obsession is unworthy of his great ambition of absolute power over Arda.

08-06-2008, 09:52 PM	#2
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	636. If denethor askes you to come over for a BBQ, Dont do it! 637. If a Balrog askes you to come over for a BBQ, Dont do it! 638. Annoying sauron about "Why does an Eye want a Ring?"