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Old 06-14-2015, 03:58 PM   #1
Kuruharan
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Can we still have the Megazord?
Not now.
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Old 06-14-2015, 04:11 PM   #2
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Kuru, darling, can I just say that I am SO confused...I can't wait for the narrative denouement that explains it all. Why did Chrysophylax have an itch?
Mith, I think I was supposed to get biscuits as a reward for telling the truth. I didn't, I told a fib and said I was a wronged ordo - so you're off the hook, dear thing.
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Old 06-14-2015, 07:59 PM   #3
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McCaber has been trapped in the Barrow!
Good game, everyone! I couldn't have spent it with a nicer bunch of corpses.
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Old 06-14-2015, 08:01 PM   #4
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Silmaril

THE END

As the final title rolled across the screen the audience began talking among themselves.

"I thought that movie was in very poor taste," said Rikae.

"I thought that the dramatic tension and narrative structure of the entire work was undermined and ruined by ultimate failure of the lone anti-hero struggling valiantly against massive odds," said Formendacil.

"Funny, I agree strictly verbatim," said Boromir88. "I'm going to go buy another dragon ride."

"I liked the parts where I was telling people what to do," said the phantom.

"I disliked those parts intensely," said Mithalwen.

"I'm going to go find some Cortizone cream," said Thinlomien.

"I liked how I was right about practically everything," said Firefoot.

"I liked how I was freakin' awesome," said Nerwen.

Nilpaurion Felagund and satansaloser2005 slipped out the back for other activities.

"I liked the part where I banned everyone involved in this," said mormegil.

"Quiet please, everyone!" said Kuruharan. "We are missing the credits."


The Cast, in Order of Appearance
Outro Music

Kuruharan __________ as a catspaw, a Dwarf

McCaber __________ as a Fang Pack Wolf, a Lone Warrior and FIRST!

Nilpaurion Felagund __________ as Romeo Montague

Firefoot __________ as a Home Run Hittin' Ordo

Nerwen __________ as Yes She was a Dreamer, and She was the Only One

Rikae __________ as Prey

the phantom __________ as Phantom, THE Phantom, the Mastermind

Loslote __________ as a Grip Pack Wolf who did not go Quietly into the Night

satansaloser2005 __________ as Juliet Capulet

A Little Green __________ as the Sensible Ordo, a Victim

Mithlawen __________ as the Classy Ordo

Legate of Amon Lanc __________ as A Scholar among Ordos

Rune Son of Bjarne __________ as A Dane

Boromir88 __________ as Chrysophylax Dives, a Dragon

Eomer of the Rohirrim __________ as a Wargish Ordo

Nogrod __________ as an Ordo, yes really

Macalaure __________ as a Grip Pack Wolf who DID go quietly in the NIGHT

mormegil __________ as a Fang Pack Wolf, the One Who Bans People

Aganzir __________ as paradoxically, both the Hunter and the Target

Thinlomien __________ as an Itching Ordo

Kath __________ as the Elusive Ordo

Formendacil __________ as The Hero of the Grip Pack

Shastanis Althreduin __________ as an Agent with a Shield

Lalaith __________ as a Fang Pack Wolf, the Polite One



Similarity to persons both Living and Dead is entirely intentional.


PARTY VICTORIOUS


(c) An Ancient and Imperial Lineage Production
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Old 06-14-2015, 08:05 PM   #5
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But it seems Lommie had the itch....

Love the narration Kuru
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Old 06-14-2015, 08:08 PM   #6
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Love the narration Kuru
I'm glad you do, it was something of a horror to set up.

I was originally going to do something completely different but then Sally busted up the dramatic tension...so I changed it completely.

I had no idea how difficult setting up the credits style of post was going to be. It was literally two hours of trial and error and I'm not totally satisfied with how it turned out.
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Old 06-14-2015, 08:20 PM   #7
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Great job, everyone! It's been a lot of fun playing again.

Eagerly awaiting Kuru's commentary...
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