Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas and smote him where he stood.

[Ordimor]

Fortunately, Mandos was sick and tired of Legolas and smote him where he stood. :p


sorry, couldn't resist!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Unfortunately, this angered Gimli who went on a murderous rampage

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Manwe smote Gimli too.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunatley, it was only Movie Legolas that Eru smote. When Book Legolas saw what Eru had done, he shook his hand. Which set Gimli at ease, except for a rather large bruise from Eru's smiting.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately Eru Smote every movie LOTR related, and thus there was great rejoicing......................................... .....yay

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunatley, during the rejoicing Aragorn broke his leg.

[Farael]

Fortunately, he didn't break his hands and "the hands of the King are hands that heal" (translated by myself) so he quickly healed his leg

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Unfortunately Pippin had been mixing up Aragorn's medicines and pultices, so Aragorn ended up dying his leg hair green.

[Farael]

Fortunately (for Aragorn at least) as he was King it became a fashion for men to dye their leg hair green

[Ordimor]

Unfortunately ---> Gimli grew jealous of Aragorn's green leg hair, and the subsequent elaborate braids it bore, and in a rebellious moment shaved his whole body bare!

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Aragorn liked the new look and it soon became a new trend everywhere.

[Farael]

Unfortunately this new fashion spread so quickly that all of a sudden most of Gondor and Rohan was covered by hair.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Orcs could no longer attack, as they could not see what they were doing.

[bilbo_baggins]

Unfortunately, a sudden outbreak of lice consumed the kingdom.

[Farael]

Fortunately lice grew so big that the people of Rohan were able to ride lice instead of horses, becoming the new lords of the Middle Earth

[Roa_Aoife]

Unfortunately, the hair grew so thick that everyone had trouble moving- even the Lice Lords of Rohan.

[Farael]

Fortunately, Manwe decided to send a strong wind to blow all the hair away towards Valinor (because it had, at last, become a fashion in the lands of the Valar too)

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, this resulted in Manwe choking on a huge hairball.

[Farael]

Fortunately that meant that Yvanna could take his place, which was what she had always secretly desired

[Eonwe]

Unfortuantley (for her!) Tulkas threw out all the hair, killed the lice or drove them into the sea, and restored Manwe to the throne. after chianing Yvanna for an age, he sat back and basked in teh contentment taht comes from beer and restoring order to the universe

[Roa_Aoife]

Unfortunately, everyone thought Yvanna did a much better job than Manwe, and massive strikes were held.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, she didn't to a better job. the people soon reallized this and tulkas continued his resting.

[Ordimor]

Unfortunately, Most of her popularity was due to the sudden, large amount of cheap manual labor available - labor that soon turned out to be mostly from under age lice.

[Farael]

Fortunately (for Yvanna) it was found that Tulkas had either killed or driven to the sea many UNDERAGED LICE and therefore he was chained too, keeping Yvanna company

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, Eru was very upset with Manwe and he chained Manwe along side Tulkas and Yavanna and trust me, they were able to hurt him, real badly. :D

[Eonwe]

GAAA!! It's not supposed to work that way!! :cool:

Fortunatley, Eur realized that the only real problem was the renegade Yvanna, so he freed Manwe and Tulkas.

[Farael]

Unfortunately, Manwe was already mad at Tulkas and they fought endlessly, destroying The Shire in one of their battles and Rivendel in another.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Nienna wept over the ruined Shire and ruined Rivendell and her tears restored both places to exaclty how they were before they were destroyed.

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Unfortunately, she wept so much she caused a flood.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, the flood was just in time to wipe out an army of goblins riding on wargs.

[Valesse]

Unfortunately that perticular breed of wrag was endangered.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunatley, nobody cared exept for one little orc.

[Farael]

Unfortunately, that little orc was so obsessed about it, he became the new Dark Lord just to smite everyone else.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, that little orc fought in Moria and got killked by Sam and his frying pan.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately the orc became reincarnatd has a Balrog

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, the Orc in the midst of reincarnation spent many a days speaking to Eru and saw the error of his ways. So, when reincarnated as a Balrog he was a good balrog.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, the good Balrog got killed by an evil cookie.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, everyone was being so good, that Eru thought they deserved a cookie. So, he broke the giant cookie into pieces for all the good people.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, there was now thousands of evil cookies instead of one and they all startet killing all good people.

[Farael]

Fortunately Sam found out that they might be evil but they were also.... edible!!!

[Holbytlass]

Unfortunately, Sam was choking cause there was no milk.

[Ordimor]

Fortunately, Sams choking caught the attention of one Valar - Tulkas laughed!

[Farael]

Unfortunately, Tulkas' laugh was his greatest and most powerful song of destruction

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, it was aimed (if you can aim a song!) at the band of evil cookies ravaging the countryside.

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately it missed and hit Mt.Zoom that was driving in the country side, and that exploded with pepto bismal everywhere and wiped out the ladn! including the alien dog... johnny... and any one else that i've missed

[Ordimor]

Fortunately, None of those things belonged in Middle Earth.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, it all does. Poor Johnny, and Mt. Zoom with all it's pepto bismal spilt all over the place. :(

[Farael]

Fortunately, the fact that it is believed that all those things belonged to middle earth and at the same time it is believed that all those things did NOT belong to middle earth caused such a complex confusion that the whole universe decided to re-boot, starting from scratch again.

[Eonwe]

Unfortuantely, that meant all Eru's data was lost, had that hacked him off.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Captain Kirk had saved a copy of the data in the Enterprise's computer and gave it back to Eru, restoring Middle-Earth.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, Eru stopped trusting Captain Kirk after losing a poker game to him and destroyed the Enterprise, along with the data disk.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, that was the evil Captain Kirk in
an alternate universe (Eru being in on that
universe's coup plan by its Mr. Spock).

[Eonwe]

Unfortunatley, talk of alternate universes made everyone's heads swim - to Valinor! :smokin:

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, they were instantly teleported back to Middle-Earth.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, Middle Earth was a land full of Leprechauns, and Unicorns, and all the Greek Myth creatures( as wel las Norse, and Eygptian)

[Ordimor]

Fortunately, all the odd-ball creatures were located at the "Mall of Middle Earth".

[Eonwe]

Unfortuantley, nobody could make out why it was unfortunatle that the mall was filled with Leprechauns and Unicorns, not to mention crazy Greek creatures!

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, everyone shot the maker of all these odd-ball creatures.

[Farael]

Unfortunately Eru got sick-n'-tired of these random creations of non-middleearthian creatures and decided to start all over again

Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat
:D :D :D

[Roa_Aoife]

UNfortuantely, he tried to take it from some very hungry hobbits.

[Farael]

Fortunately Smaug showed up and the extremely hungry hobbits decided to have a Dragon roast.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, it was the dragon who was doing the roasting. Poor Hobbits...

[Roa_Aoife]

Fortunately, this meant Gimli could eat unhindered.

[Valesse]

Unfortunately Gilmi had decided to make the ultimate lifestyle change for a dwarf a week before and went level vegan.

[Farael]

Fortunately, that meant that he never took away the food from the hungry hobbits and therefore the hobbits were able to trick Smaug into joining them for dinner (and doing all the cooking) rather than having him roast them.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the fell engine sounds of Mount Zoom boomed over the land and the smoke blinded them all!

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Fortunately, the smoke cured the plague and all other illnesses in Middle Earth.

[Farael]

Unfortunately it did not help much those who had athsma.... but rather it made their life impossible!

[Captain Grishnahk]

Fortunatly, they were over populating Middle Earth anyway... and their deaths were not grieved. :eek:

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, the Elves who died overcrowded the Halls of Mandos and he soon had to move out of his cool bachelor pad.

[Captain Grishnahk]

LOL @ Glirdan!!!

Fortunatly he was planning on moving anyway due to the rat problem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, they were run over by Mount Zoom. It had got out of control and the Balrog who was trying to drive it was a bit drunk and was making his way towards the ring of doom to ''ave a woword withhh dat Mawnweee'' apparently.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunatly, Manwe was bussy taking dancing lessons.

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Unfortunately, his dance tutor quit as their feet kept getting stepped on.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Fortunatly, Dain the dwarf was giving lessons across the street.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Mr Balrog was too drunk to notice and ran him over. Mount Zoom rampaged on!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, due to continental drift, Mt. Doom
was
swallowed up in an earthquake and then
destroyed by molten lava.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunatley, it was fished out of teh magma by a multitude of fire pokemon to continue its headlong drive!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, it was put on the wrong road and was headed for Mordor again.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom came along and knocked it off it's path.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, mount zoom (would someone please tell me when this startet and why) was crushed into tiny bits by Scatha.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunately, Scatha felt remorseful afterward and put it together again.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Fortunately, the other orcs used it to run over the Pokemon who got into Middle-Earth since those freaky losers(the Pokemon) didn't belong.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, no one quite understood how Mount Zoom destroyed Mount Doom, as they were both the same thing. Mount Zoom basically being Mount Doom with wheels.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/MtZoom.jpg

So in the end, everyone decided to go and have a little lie down.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Fortunatly, a few leages away: Turian the elf was starting out on an adventure, and was at the present walking down a peaceful road, thinking all was fine and dandy...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him

[Captain Grishnahk]

Fortunatly Grishnahk was spared and he lept at Hookbill with his orcish axe in his hands.

[Eonwe]

(the Pokemon) didn't belong.
wahtever! pokemon deserve to be in anything even half cool! (kidding of course ;) :smokin: )

Unfortunatley for Grishnahk, the pokemon came back on last time to rescue hookbill before departing forever to the pokemon havens.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately for Grisnakh his orcs nearby were celebrating
Festivus Day, and in the spirit of Festivus gave
a present of the pokemon (pokemons?) to Grisnakh
before they could get back to the pokemon havens.

[Valier]

Unfortunately it was a GiggilyPuff Pokeman so he tossed it aside.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Gandalf arrived on the scene and everyone ran before he could uncloak!

[Eonwe]

Unfortunatley, most of them ran into mount zoom and met rather awkward end by drowning in molten stone.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, the crafty dwarves had created Mount Zoom Molten Stone repellent and all the dwarves lived, while everyone else died in the molten stone.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the dwarves found that they were allergic to Mount Zoom Molten Stone repellent.

[Kath]

Fortunately the allergy was not fatal.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, it was for Sauron. Sooo, he decided to change it's name to Mount Doom. It suits evil purposes better anyway.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Frodo was already climbing up Mount Doom with the Ring.

[Parmawen]

Unfortunately, Frodo developed a severe case of butter fingers (after eating several Butterfingers) and the ring slipped out of his fingers and down Mount Doom once more.

[Ordimor]

Fortunately .... Bart Simpson, in search of his missing Butterfingers, finds the One-ring and is on his way up Mt. Doom.

[Farael]

Unfortunately the original Mt. Doom was still there and Bart was not sure which of the two Mt. Dooms to climb

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the alien-eating dog pointed out the correct one.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, he climbed the wrong mount doom, just because he could. :smokin:

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, the false Mount Doom was inhabitated by a friendly ogre who told Bart that he was on the wrong mountain.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunatley, this didn't stop him. in fact, he killed that friendly oger and continued on his merry way, just because he could!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, he noticed that Sauron hadn't removed the wheels from Mount Doom yet and so he went to investigate.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Unfortunatly, he finds his butterfingers and tosses the ring aside. The ring magically floats all the way to the Misty Mountains...

"PRECIOUS!!!"

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Gollum was bitten by a poisonous snake while he was reaching for the Ring.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, Gollum had already been bitten by this same snake, meaning he was now immune to it's poison.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, he died at that precise minute.

[Eonwe]

unfortunatley, an orc-child picked it up at that exact second and slipped it on.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Fortunatly the orc child was afraid of intence weather and dark greyish conditions, took off the Ring and chunked it into a nearby river; not caring much for the scary thing.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, this started the whole epidemic "The Lord of The Rings" once again.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Gandalf stole Mount Zoom, picked up Frodo, and drove the mountain to where the Ring was in order to speed up the process of destroying it.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom had a flat tire and the Orc mechanic gave them one of those deep intakes of breath through his teeth. Gandalf knew this would be expensive.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, Gandalf realized that they were already at Mt. Doom when tehy got the flat, so the fried teh Orc mechanic, just as he was starting the transmition overhaul. :rolleyes:

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, they accidentally rehired that same orc mechanic.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunatley, it was found out that the orc mechanic was not a member of a union and therefor he was killed with a hammer.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the orc mechanic had a ravidly
feminist girlfriend who, upset with the male
dominant ethos in Middle-earth, decided to prove
that women (orcs) can make a difference,
and undertook to finish her ex (deceased)
boyfriend's job.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, she wasn't part of a union and was killed by a hammer too.

[Captain Grishnahk]

LOL!!!

Unfortunatly the hammar only made her mad. And (like all females {orcs}) blew her top and began chasing after Gandalf and Frodo away from Mt. Doom until they came to the Shire where she was killed by Tom Bombadill. Now the LOTR had to start over...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Frodo discovered that he had got some rope tied to his foot and he had been towing Mount Z/Doom along all this time.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, Frodo was actually Sauron in disguise.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Fortunatly Sauron did not know this.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Fortunately, the rope could not be broken or untied.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunately, Sauron (who i believe is currently disguised as Frodo) fastioned the rope into his most deadly weapon yet: the lasso!

[Valesse]

Fortunately most of the Shire already that by holding your hand up at eye level you can easily stop a lasso-enduced attack.

[Farael]

Unfortunately Tom Bombadil did not know this and he was caught by the lasso.... and he had never been caught before so this first time was too terrible for him to endure and he run all the way to Valinor.... crying

[Roa_Aoife]

Fortunately, Sauron was dragged along behind Tom (being still attached to the lasso) and Middle Earth was safe.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Unfortunatly Gandalf still thought Sauron to be Frodo, so he pulled Sauron, Tom, and evil back into Middle Earth.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, in Sauron's absence, Frodo had disguised himself as Sauron, and was ruling Mordor in a very orderly way.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Unfortunatly, Gandalf (still beleiving the disguised mayhem) thought Frodo to have turned evil, and abandoned the good side and became friends with Saruman because of Sauron's good deeds.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Radagast revealed himself as the
rightful leader of the Istari and got the blue
wizards to pack off Saruman and Gandalf
to Aman, where they were in sooo much trouble!

[Valier]

Unfortunately they escaped on Shadowfax and were gone from sight.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Shadowfax, though fast, could not out run the Nazgul on their Fellbeasts (who had now suddenly turned good), and they scooped up Saruman and Gandalf to fly them to Aman.

[Farael]

Unfortunately the fell beasts got hungry and they started nibbling at Gandalf's leg to pass the time until supper.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Gandalf threatened to uncloak!

[Farael]

Very Unfortunately the fell beasts figured they'd get reach to better meat if he did, so told him they did not care.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Manwe decided to weld Gandalf's cloak to his skin.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the welding process caused Gandalf to catch fire and burn to a crisp.

[Farael]

Fortunately (for Gandalf at least) that meant he actually became a Balrog and he could compete better with the one in Moria

[Eonwe]

Unfortuantly, as i gather taht gandalf is now inexplicably evil, he just joined up with teh balrog, and the balrog's cousin, johnny teh stinky balrog, and hit the town for a rampaging good time.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and missed the town completely

[Farael]

Unfortunately they went to an Albuquerque Isotopes game and torched the stadium down... accidentaly

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, they were all dreaming.

[elfearz1]

unfortunately, the dream gave them all what they thought was a good idea :eek:

[WaynetheGoblin]

Fortunately on the way to the stadium that they wanted to torch down gandalf got sprayd by water guns and got put out.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, the water was actually an acid that killed Gandalf instantly.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, he returned as Gandalf the acid-proof.

[Farael]

Unfortunately he was very susceptible to any basic compounds, yet he did not know it so he had a glass of milk. Let's just say he had a bad indigestion.

[Elu Ancalime]

Fortunatly, Legolas had some Miruvor-like Pepto-Bismal, and soon returned the White Wizard's pH to 7.
________
Suzuki Intruder History (http://www.suzuki-tech.com/wiki/Suzuki_Intruder)

[Captain Grishnahk]

Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since... ;)

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunatly, I dont have a clue what's going on so i'm not going to post here until it makes since...

Thank goodness. I thought it was just me. :)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, a rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots came and sorted everything out. As it stands, Gandalf is cloaked, Mount Z/Doom is being re-fuelled in Moria and Frodo is carrying the Ring from Rivendel.

[Eonwe]

Unfortuantley, that rather nice man in a blue coat and yellow boots wasn't as nice as he appeared to be. Yes, rather weighty evidence by a formost investigator has shown taht he is a supplier of clandesitne weapons to guerillas! :eek:

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, he had actually given the weapons to gorillas, who really didn't know what they were supposed to do with them.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortuantley, the Orcs did know how to use them.

[Farael]

Fortunately the gorillas pulled their act together soon enough to stop the Orcs from getting the weapons.

[Elu Ancalime]

Unfortunatly Donkey Kong crushed his AK-47 between his fingers
________
Weed (http://www.youtube.com/dispensaries)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, a group of angry Koopa toopas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koopa_Troopa) trampled them all.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunatley, the koopa toopas took all teh weapons adn fasioned a first rate army with them! and headed out to lay seige to purple minas tirith!

[Elu Ancalime]

Fortunatly Mario and Luigi ralled 2,000 shy guys on their trademark ostrich cavalry, and rode to the defense of Minas Tirith
________
Civic (Fifth Generation) (http://www.honda-wiki.org/wiki/Honda_Civic_(fifth_generation))

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunatley, no body cared about Minas Tirith anymore, because of the "hit a dwarf and see if you can make him bleed contest" that was held at Gundabad.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately they had to postpone that contest due to a Judge-Scandal

[The 1,000 Reader]

Unfortunately, the war was still on.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, nobody remembered that

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Minas Tirith was now driving off into the sunset... yes, it has wheels too! :D

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately (Why would it be Fortunately? Your guess is as good as mine.), it had a head-on collision with Mount Zoom.

EDIT: My 1100th post!

[Eonwe]

Unfortunatley, they fused into one huge careening ball of wheels and stone!

[Farael]

Fortunately, the good in Minas Tirith overcame the evil of Mt. Zoom and the big, wheely mountain was now called Minas Zoom, a place in which the party never ends.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, some werewolves crashed the party.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, the werewolves was killed by an angry dwarven hero.

[Farael]

Unfortunately the hero got devoured on night two.

Edit: Not making fun of you Rune.... just enjoying my bragging rights (earned or not)

[Eonwe]

Fortunatly, he saved everyone and the party continued unabated.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately a flux in the Space-time Continum happened and Mt.Zoom and Minas Tirith ended up having a drag race over STEEP-CLIFF-OF-POTENTIAL-DOOM, also known as Annabella Street

[Elu Ancalime]

Fortunatly, Gandalf showed up right before the race started and decided Mt Zoom should show everybody some doughnuts and burnouts in the parking lot after the race was over.
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ELEMENT (http://www.honda-wiki.org/wiki/Honda_Element)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the doughnuts ran away.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, Mount Dzoom made some more fresh baked donuts!

[Elu Ancalime]

unfortunatly for the others, they were mushroom doughnuts, and mario and the hobbits ate them all.
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RAMBLER REBEL (http://www.dodge-wiki.com/wiki/Rambler_Rebel)

[Boromir88]

Fortunately someone had to pay for all these mushroom doughnuts, and when the hobbits' check bounced, SWAT (Sauron's wicked-:beep: trolls) plus Commando Ninja Wizards were after them.

[Elu Ancalime]

and unfortunatly pippen had already stolen Sauron's PIN and IP so he knew he would get an extra hard spanking.
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Magic Flight (http://vaporizer.org/reviews/magic-flight-launch-box)

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, all of this was corrected by a plot device involving a lot of duct tape.

[Elu Ancalime]

hee hee hee hee....that pippin
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YAMAHA XV535 SPECIFICATIONS (http://www.yamaha-tech.com/wiki/Yamaha_XV535)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the duct tape, due to a typing error, became Duck tape and everyone was confused at the quacking.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, they were so thrilled by this new way of spelling Duck Tape, that they forgot all about the quacking.

[Farael]

Unfortunately Duck tape eggs were made of plastic and never hatched.... but the Duck Tapes were able to lay dozens of eggs an hour, rapidly covering most of middle earth on a layer of unhatched, plastic Duck Tape eggs.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Gandalf got some normal tape and tied up all the ducks. Now everyone was happy.

[Farael]

Unfortunately the ducks were not quite as happy as everyone else.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the Great Duck from Beyond the Pond came and tied up everyone else.

(This should be 'unfortunately' . . . )

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately (for the duck) some duck hunters showed up and shot him.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately (for everyone else), they could now escape.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, New Years came along and everyone was afraid of the Y2K problem, which was a really bad thing because it caused a total blackout and all the forces of Mordor come out to lay war on Gondor.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the trolls at the front stopped suddenly while everyone was moving rather fast, so they all fell over with a loud CRASH.

[Farael]

Unfortunately, Gondor had just purchased a new Anti-Fell-Beast-Defense-System (AFBDS) which crashed due to Y2K, showing one of the infamous blue screens.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Fortunately, the blue screen was so frightening that it drove all of Mordor's forces off of a cliff, killing them.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the Gondorians, seeing this, laughed to death.

[Farael]

Fortunately, without the two warring armies, Middle Earth actually became quite a cool place to be at.... somewhat like a big, rather HUGE, Shire.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately this didn't work out and Hobbit Gangs emerged, into a grand gang war


East Farthing Dragons Vs. the Buckland Marauders and such

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, the only one that got hurt during these gang wars was a poodle that got a rather uncool hair cut.

(don't ask me how the poodle became a member of a Hobbit gang)

[Farael]

Unfortunately the poodle took a revenge bite at Pippin who was just walking by

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, he was walking by a pit of lava and he moved just in time for the poodle to fall into it.

[Farael]

Unfortunately the poodle was the second-coming of The One Ring and as it was destroyed in the pit of lava, the pit blew up and started spreading lava all over the place.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, for dramatic effect, the lava went in super slow motion and everyone escaped in time for tea.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom caught up with them and they were once again in danger of being covered in lava.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran out of gas and rolled back down the hill where it was destroyed by its own lava.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, none of this mattered because the blue screen caused by the Y2K, which killed both the Gondor and Mordor armies and started Hobbit War Gangs, was also the way Sauron was resurected to his bodily form.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, he was only one foot tall.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, in Middle-Earth, the standard for "one foot" is one of Bigfoot's feet.

[Naria]

Fortunately, for the Hobbits in the area, they are all a 'bigfoot' and a toadstool taller than Sauron.

[Valier]

Unfortunately Sauron ate a little cake that read "EAT ME" and is now fifty feet taller than he was!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, nobody cared as they were busy waching Gandalfs new and cool uncloacking act.

[Eonwe]

ick! um... : puking :

Fortunately, East Farthing Dragons were running a racket involving uncloaking wizards and threated to break gandalf's knee-caps!

[malkatoj]

Unfortunately, to do this, they had to (a) create a lot more wizards and (b) teach them ALL to uncloak. The horror, the horror!

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Saruman refused to go along with this and instead turned the East Farthing Dragons into big blobs of chocolate pudding.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, fifty-foot tall Sauron happened to walk by the blobs and decided to eat them (he skipped breakfast). Now, not only was he fifty-feet tall, but he also weighed 500 pounds!!!

[Elu Ancalime]

But fortunatly that gave him high cholestoral, being an impediment to his power
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[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . cholesterol in an Ainu makes for some very interesting side-effects. Like laser-eyes.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they all had their eyes welded shut.

[Valier]

Unfortunately the lasers were so strong that they started to come out their noses,causing everyone to have a sneezing attack and start burning random holes through things.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they burned holes to other dimensions where everything was good and happy. And the Goodness and happiness spread to everyone and the lazars stopped. Even old Gandalf put his cloak back on and Mount Zoom had a bit of a break from repeatedly running a small orphan over.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately this was in fact a side effect, and, in fact, wasn't going to last too long

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Eru saw that this side affect was a good thing and decided to make it permanent.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . it was all a crazy dream.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, everyone had the same dream and decided to try and make it a reality.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, they couldnt because the giant squid said so

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, The Giant Squid only spoke Squid language and so no one could understand it.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, Ulmo had just published his book "How to learn Squid in 10 min," wich they all bought.

[Valier]

Fortunately the Giant Squid began to hear the call of some lovely lady Squid who wanted to mate.So the Giant Squid receaded into the sea,and forgot what he was enforcing!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Giant Squid was considered a delicacy in Gondor and they took the squid back from the sea! :eek:

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, they didn't know how to properly cook Gaint Squid and everyone got food poisoning which lasted for weeks on end.

[Valier]

Unfortunately all the puking from the food poisoning over flowed out on to the surrounding vegitation and burned it all to a crisp! :eek:

[Farael]

Fortunately, most of the squid-eaters were (of course) hobbits and as we all know, hobbits can eat ANYTHING without getting sick.... therefore, there was not that much burned vegetation...

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, there was in fact a lot of burned vegetation, since THE DRAGON CAME!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, everybody liked burned vegetation.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately they didn't like it when they were sleeping cause THE DRAGON COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIGHT

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, Manwe decidet that there should be no more nights and therefor no more dragon

[Farael]

Unfortunately, the people of ME could not sleep, therefore they brought the Dragon back only so that the nights would be restaured by default

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Varda got angry with Manwe and his descision to stop night because then no one could see the stars she created and she then decided to throw Manwe into the Void with his evil brother, MELKOR!!!!!!!! :eek:

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately she fell in too, tulkas forgot to pick up his health-weight-lifting bars wrappers again...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Manwë caught her in his arms, and they went back to Eä--together.

*giggles*

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, Melkor was already there writting his new album "why I am better"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Melkor sang so badly, no one really understood what he said.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, people still liked it and bought it. He got so rich that he bought Arda.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Eru fined him for trying to
change his music (the fine by a remarkable
coincidence equalling Melkor's fortune).

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, this was all just a really bad dream Eru was having and when he woke up, he went back to watching his soap opera's.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, the theme music to the soap opera's was all written by Melkor.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Fortunately (for music lovers) the producers
got Galadriel and Luthien to do a rewrite of the music.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, that was worse.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, Hookbill was lying. The music was brilliant even better than the one of Melkor. (wich have a striking resemblance to Norwegian death metal.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/Zoom.jpg Another Zoom post!

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Eru's TV anyway. :p