Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the TV was indestructable and all that happened was that Mount Zoom got a big hole in one of its tires.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunealty the Tv got stuck in Mt.Zoom and became its new tire

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Mount Zoom pulled a Dr. Jackyl/Mister Hyde and turned back into Mount Doom.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the reception on Mt. Doom was great, and Eru can still watch his soaps.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, Dr. Zaius (http://drzaius3.ytmnd.com/#) came by and did some crazy tests and made Mt.Doom Mt.Zoom forever

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Fortunately, the world ended at that very moment, rendering the eternal existance of Mt. Zoom's everlasting existance destroyed.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the world had ended. :eek:

[Naria]

Fortunately, the world ending opens up a window for a different path in this thread. :D

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately nobody can realize it until they follow the path of Pepto Bismal, Mutant Dogs, Mt.Zoom, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Dr.Zaisus and every other crazy thing

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, seeing as a lot of them have treaded those paths, they decided to make a start right at the beginning again. :rolleyes: :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, when Eru decided to make a new Arda, Mount Doom was once again given wheels. Even after Sauron gave specific instructions for the Orcs not to on the grounds that he didn't want the only place where the ring could be destroyed roaming around again. But it was too late.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, Eru made the wheels square by mistake.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Unfortunately, Eru didn't get them to be the rectangles that he wanted.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Frodo was already climbing up it with the Ring.

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Unfortunately, as Mt Doom jerked about with its square wheels, Frodo fell from the peaks of the mountain, plumatting to presumed death.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, presumed death is much better than normal death and it meant that Frodo now had the element of surprise while Mount Zoom was being re-fuelled.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, Frodo wasn't presumed dead. He was dead.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, it was only one of the Frodo
doubles that Gandalf had prepared
for just such an emergency, so Sam
was heard to call out: "Frodo lives!"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, that blew his cover.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately nobdy really cared anyways

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Boromir the Disco King challenged Frodo to a dance contest over the Ring.

[Kath]

Fortunately, Boromir had neglected his disco dancing for so long that Frodo won.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunaltey, Frodo was getting a bit tired of this whole 'ring thing' and decided would give it to the first person he met.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Boromir refused it on the condition that he get remedial dance lessons.

[Kath]

Unfortunately this meant Boromir never regained his previous talent at dancing, and the Ring went to Sauron, who happened to be the next person Frodo met.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately during the dance-off competitions it was little known that Sauron had a career change and he gave the ring to charity, which was about a 300 trillion dollars worth.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunaltey, the charity had nobody to sell it too, because nobody had that much money. So even though it was worth 300 trillion dollars, it was really worthless. Because nobody could buy it.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, they lowered the worth to the highest value that someone could buy it at, which was one BILLION dollars! Muhahaha!! *insert evil grin here*

[Kath]

Unfortunately, while all this maths was being worked out, the Ring had been stolen!

[Farael]

Fortunately it had been stolen by Sauron who's career change had been from 'evil ruler of the world' to 'petty thief' but then he donated it back to the charity as he didn't really have much use for it.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, he donated it to the Evil Impersonators of Sauron Club

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . he gave them the Impersonating Ring, not the real One.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, just as Sauron decided to be good and nice from now on (having just discovered the secret to world peace) he was run over by a speeding volcano. But what was more unfortunate was the fact that he had given them the Real One ring out of the kindness of his heart before he died.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Mount Zoom went on a rampage and destroyed all of Middle-Earth. Therefore, the new owner of the One Ring got run over.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunaltey, Minas Tirith strove against teh power of Mt. Zoom on the rampage and the strain proved to great and teh world burst assunder!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, during the stife, a young Hobbit nicked off with the ring and took it to the Mountain.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Unfortunately for Mt. Zoom, the hobbit actually managed to drop the ring into the Cracks of Doom, causing the mountain to explode and making Sauron stay dead.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, the explotion damaged the mountain in such a way that it could never again have wheels and therefor it was from that moment forth known as Mount Doom (or Amon Amarth, The Fiery Mountain, The Fire-mountain, Mountain of Fire, Orodruin)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, some strange creatures from the future came by and attached hover devices to the Mountain and it began to fly off into the sky, scorching birds as it went.

[Farael]

Fortunately, Gondor had been developing an anti-air missile to help with the Nazghul fell beasts and they shot down Mt. Doom, then they wielded it into place making sure it will not get wheels, hover-craft, legs, tracks or be carried around by any kind of living or undead creature

[Eonwe]

Unfortunately, some strange creatures from the future came by and attached hover devices to the Mountain and it began to fly off into the sky, scorching birds as it went.

Good lord NO! ;)

Unfortunatley, the Lord Denethor passed a law that the ring, Mt. Doom or Sauron could never be mentioned again. ever.

[Farael]

Fortunately, this allowed Gimli to start eating what he had found originally and which started all this mess

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, he was inexplicably transformed into a large cockroach.

[Kath]

Fortunately this meant he could now withstand a nuclear holocaust.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, he could not withstand the giant rock that fell on his head.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, the Colnol(sp?) came by and stopped this sillyness and we commenced with the story.... uh... Johnny the Stinky Balrog was sitting by the lake one day and decided to vist Mirkwood!

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Johnny fell off a huge cliff. (And no, he doesn't have wings!)

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, Johnny the Stinky Balrog is huge as well. actually huger than the cliff. so we wasn't hurt when he fell off.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately he rolled into the lake
with the Watcher (who was really ticked off,
having to regrow some tenacles after disco
Boromir and his fellowship had passed by).

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunatley, they knew one another from the BSBBC (Big Scary Beings Bridge Club)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, the balrog had been caught
cheating at the last game (playing against the
Watcher).

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, the Watcher had even worse memory than a chicken, and didn't remember that Johnny was a cheater.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, Johnny was not that bright and reminded him.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, teh Watcher could recognize one after his own heart, adn Johnny and the Watcher teamed up for teh most craziest con-fest in history. their net haul is reputed to inclued three elven rings, one large golden ring, seven of a set of nine and 5 of a set of seven rings, and many lesser treasures including swords of geuine Gondolindian origin, three of teh heirlooms of Gondor, and the Phial of Galadrial.

[Farael]

Unfortunately (for the balrog and watcher) The Three and the many swords of Gondolindian origin, as well as the Gondorian heirlooms and Galadrie's phial were quite poisonous for evil creatures such as them, so they passed away laying on top of their treasure

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . that was actually a good thing.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, this ment that the fellowship never encountered them, causing that part of the book to be somehow dull.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately (for book interest) one of the
cut off Watcher tenacles regenerated and
Watcher, Jr. decided to grab any good guys
who wandered by (especially since elves,
men, and dwarves played poker and scorned
bridge players).

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately, all the good guys were long gone, so Watcher Jr had to attack field mice instead.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Fortunately (for Watcher Jr.) he heard about those nassty
Fellowship people planning on sailing west so he left the
lake (like those crawling on land Florida fish) and got to
the encircling Sea to wait to ambush them off of the Grey
Havens. :mad:

[Farael]

Unfortunately for our many-tentacled friend, he was waiting too far into the sea and the ships had taken the 'straight road' well before they reached his ambush point

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Fortunately he managed to grab ahold of a line
the passengers were using to fish and followed them all
the way to Aman (which astonished the teleri
since those stay-at-homes had never believed in
sea monsters like Watchers. :eek:

[Eonwe]

Unfortunately for him, he was a fresh water watcher jr. and by some nifty osmosis, the valar shivled him into a watcher rasin.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the valar had learned a long
time ago that you can't eat just one raisin,
so Watcher Jr. was safe to hibernate
inside the giant raisin.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Watcher Jr. Suffered from a fatal heart-attack and the terror was no more and the hunt for the holy-grail could continue

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, the bridge guard asked them all three questions.

[Farael]

Unfortunately, after Aragorn had answered that his favourite colour was blue, Legolas said the same thing and got jetisoned off the bridge. (We all know his favourite colour is green, after all)

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the bridge guardian was forced to bring Legolas back by his hordes of fangirls.

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately, Legolas, by some mystical force and a toaster, was now an English muffin.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Gimli was hungry again and he liked English Muffins

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, Gimli was lying face down in a puddle of mud and could not eat the English Muffin/Legolas.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, after arising from his lowly puddle of mud (being thrust there so harshly by one pj) he went on to eat Movie Legolas/English muffin, as well as a whole horde of fan girls, who had also been turned into english muffins. Thus was great good accomplished: Movie Gimli threw off teh personification of bumbler and relcaimed his rightful position as BOOK Gimli. As soon as he ate the English muffin, the age long curse was lifted and Book Legolas was freed from the crystal tower which had held him prisoner for so long, and his evil jailers/torturers (aka fangirls) were vanquished once for all!!!

[elronds_daughter]

Unfortunately, Book Legolas and Book Gimli fell into a bottomless pit, at the (non)bottom of which lurks a balrog.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Fortunately the balrog was a strict vegetarian
and passivist, having left Beleriand because
(as he explained to Morgoth)
"violence is never the answer."

[Glirdan]

"violence is never the answer."

Oh no, a Beast quote!! :rolleyes:

Unfortunately, he hadn't eaten anything in days and decided to break his vegetarianness just as the passed him.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . nobody eats a Dwarf without sauerkraut, and he can't find some.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Legolas, trying to help, gave him some.

[Farael]

Fortunately, Legolas' clothes were made of vegetables the Blarog could eat.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the Balrog was allergic to obvious.

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, the antidote to his allergy was within easy reach.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, 'Easy Reach' was a man who didn't want people looking inside his stomach. :D

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, Easy Reach was already dead, waiting for an autopsy.

[Farael]

Unfortunately, Easy Reach was friends with the lord of Angmar and so the nine were protecting his corpse

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Fortunately Easy Reach was lying on a bed
of athelas (that's kingsfoil to you
Gondorites ;) ) which drove away the nine.

[Farael]

Unfortunately Denethor walked by, jumped on the very flamable bed of athelas while holding a palantir and... the rest is history.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Legolas and Gimli had escaped from the bottomless pit by now.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Gimli escaped by being
tossed out by Legolas.

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, Treebeard happened to be near the bottomless pit at the time, and caught Gimli before the poor dwarf could have a very nasty fall.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Treebeard tried to swat a fly using Gimli’s head.

[Eonwe]

Fortunately, Hard Reach, Easy's evil brother, killed Treebeard before he could.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, in his attempt to kill Treebeard, he made Treebeard drop Gimli back into the bottomless pit.

[Farael]

Fortunately, as the earth is round and the pit was "bottomless" it only meant that there was an exit on the other end of the globe, which happened to be Valinor and this is where Gimli ended up.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Celeborn got to him, and tried to send him back to Middle-earth.

'Stealing my wife, are you?!'

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Middle Earth had enough Dwarves and the Valar wanted Gimli to be a new tourist attraction in Valinor.

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately, Gimli stepped on Tulkas' toe, and so was kicked back into Middle Earth.

[Eonwe]

Yeah, that's right. You don't mess with Tulkas!

Fortunately, he landed in Easy Reach of a pot roast, with massed potatoes, gravy, peas and horse radish carrots.

[Precioussss]

Unfortunately, Bill the Pony had got there first and eaten all the food.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, Gimli smote him a ringing blow to the head.

[Precioussss]

Unfortunately, Bill had still eaten all the food and there was none for Gimli.

(I really like this game!!!)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, there was more than enough food in Bill's packs.

[elronds_daughter]

Unfortunately, it had all spoiled, since it had been there so long. Even the lembas.

[Naria]

Fortunatley, Gimli and Bill were conasiours of fine rotten foods.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, there was nothing fine about this rotten food.

[gralin musicteeth]

Fortunately, Bill Ferny rides up and offers Gimli and Bill a chance to win some good food in a game of cards.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Bill Ferny, Gimli and Bill
instead stole apples from his yard and
baked and ate excellent apple pies
(and gave the best one to Tulkus) who forgave
Gimli and escorted him and Bill to Valinor.

[elronds_daughter]

Unfortunately, on the way to Valinor, they came upon (and fell into) another bottomless pit.

[Farael]

Fortunately it has been demonstrated that all botomless pits lead to Valinor... or a Balrog's home, but as all Balrog's had been destroyed, they wound up in Valinor anyway.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Gimli actually wound up about 100 miles away from Valinor in the ocean, where he was eaten by a great white shark.

[Farael]

Fortunately Gimli's beard got caught in the shark's teeth and so the shark spat Gili out towards Valinor

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . he landed on Galadriel's lap.

That was unfortunate because Celeborn killed him seconds later. Killed dead, I say!

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, he wasn't dead because Celeborn was still in Middle-earth.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Gimli.

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, it didn't, because Mt. Zoom resides in the much a-steamed (it has many hot-springs) Middle-Earth. (hehe :smokin: )

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, its built-in teleportation device ensured that it got to Valinor to run over Gimli.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, the Enterprise was borrowing the teleportation device at the time.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, to save confusion, Minas Tirith ran him over instead. :D

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . there were two Minas Tiriths, and they were confused over who gets the wheels, so Gimli made his escape on a Taniquetil cruise missile.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the cruise missle hit a bird and exploded on contact.

[gralin musicteeth]

Fortunately, Bill the Pony (who had been totally forgotten about once he made it to Valinor) caught Gimli as he fell from the sky and carried him back into Valinor, where they met the Saucepan Man.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, The saucepan man used a saucepan as a tennis racket and hit Gimli back towards Middle Earth.

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, the Saucepan Man's pan had a hole in the middle, and therefore Gimli went nowhere.

[Farael]

Unfortunately he actually went nowhere, meaning the void.... along with Morgoth

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Morgoth had become quite civilised and offered Gimli a nice cup of tea.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Unfortunately, the tea burnt Gimli's tounge.

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, Morgoth had an ice cube handy, and gave it to Gimli, who found that it lessened the pain in his tongue greatly.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, the ice was actually dry ice.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the mist from the dry ice was so mysterious that Gimli was transported back to the Lonely Mountain.

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately, Gimli was ambushed and taken prisoner by Fatty Lumpkin, who happened to be at the Lonely Mountain at the time.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Fatty Lumpkin didn't mean to ambush Gimli. He was actually trying to ambush Cirdan, so he let Gimli go.

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately Gimli decides he doesn't want to live in Middle-Earth anymore. He falls into a deep despair because he can never seem to stay in Valinor for more than a sentence.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Gimli came out of
his despair when Galadriel
directed him via elf e.s.p. to
use one of the three strands of
hair she had given him to gain
entry to Valinor, where she
had prepared roast meat
and beer for a feast.
(Btw, anybody seen Bill recently?)

[elronds_daughter]

Unfortunately, Bill the pony had eaten all the food by the time Gimli got there.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately (for Gimli), Gimli ate Bill the Pony.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately (for Bill), Gimli
ate Bill the Pony.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, (for everybody) Bill the Pony was just a name Gimli had given his mashed potatoes.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the mashed potatoes had nuts in them, which Gimli was allergic to.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, he had an epipen! :D

[Valier]

Unfortunately it was a epipencil,not an epipen. So it did nothing and Gimil swelled up to twice his size,then fell over, then rolled down a nearby hill. :D

[gralin musicteeth]

Fortunately, Gimli was still in Valinor, so all was well.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Gimli rolled out of Valinor, into Avathar. There, Ungoliant's housekeeper found and ate him.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately we all know Giant House-keeping spiders don't chew their food they just devour it whole. So, Gimli wasn't dead, just in Ungoliant's House-keeper's belly....

[Precioussss]

Unfortunately, Gimli was not alone in the belly. There was a Balrog in there too.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately (for Gimli) a baby Alien was in
there too, and Gimli followed the
Alien as it exited the Balrog's stomach.

[Valier]

Unfortunately the baby alien was too fast for Gimil,and he got lost.He was swimming around in a big open space, when suddenly it began to fill up with a gross smelling fluid, that begain to eat through his boots. :D

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Gimli cut his way out with his axe.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Gimli's axe ran away.

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, the understudy for Gimli's axe was near at hand.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunately the balrog's chums decided
to give it a funeral fit for a viking. :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the understudy for Gimli's axe, Mr. Near Athand, battered the Blarog’s chums to within an inch of their life.

[Eonwe]

Unfortunately, Mr. Hard Reach came to their aid and beat down Mr. Near Athand!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately 42 tons of mushrooms fell on them (including the dead) and they where never seen again. (This is fortunately for me as I was getting quite annoyed with them)

[elronds_daughter]

Unfortunately, Pippin ate the mushrooms before they hit the ground.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, they were marshmellows.

[elronds_daughter]

Unfortunately, Pippin ate them anyway.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they were acidic marshmallows and burned right through Pippin's head.

[gralin musicteeth]

(Hookbill, how is that fortunate?!?!)

Unfortunately, Pippin died.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

(Erm... I don't know)

Fortunately, the acid Marshmallows fell on the Balrogs and burned them also.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately nice Smeagol (who only
wants to help) likes scrumptious acid mushrooms,
(preferably over fish) and while eating them
found the Precious inside one of them.

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, he found it by swallowing it.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately swallowing the ring triggers the self destruct Sauron put in the ring...Now Gollum was like a walking H-bomb.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the best before date on the bomb had long since passed.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, it still exploded when Sam dropped it (he thought it was food, so he took it from Gollum and attempted to eat it)

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately no one cares about sam anymore

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, it also blew up Minas Tirith.

[Valesse]

Fortunately the Gondorians were looking to renovate Minas Tirith anyway, and the explosion saved them a large amount of work.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, it costed them a great deal of their workers, so infact non work was saved for the individual.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the workers killed were of the
klutsy movie Gondorians, while book Gondorians
(including descendants of the Pillars of the Kings
builders) were spared.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, they were all at war. Being descendants of fighters also means you get the hereditary genes of wanting to fight constantly.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, their wives turned out to be
even better builders, and after renovating
Minas Tirith formed the powerful
and long-lived B.A.G.E.N.D. (The Builders
Ancalime Guild Evervigilant Neofeminist Diggers).

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately, there were no men left to procreate and the race of Gondorians became extinct.

[Roa_Aoife]

Fortunately the Gondorian women thought the Men of Rohan were better looking anyways.

[Farael]

hmmm cross posted with Roa... let's change it to

Unfortunately, all the men from Rohan were madly in love with Lady Eowyn

[gralin musicteeth]

Fortunately, Edoras decided to pull a Mt. Zoom and sped away, taking the Lady Eowyn wih it.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, it collided with Mount Zoom and the wheeled Minas Tirith, with all three exploding.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, by doing so they saved a little bunny. (I don't know how, but they did)

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, that little bunny was actually the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and bit all the survivors to death.

[Farael]

Fortunately Aragorn counted up to five... THREE!!!... three, before throwing the holly grenade which should only be thrown after counting to three, not five for that would be too much, nor two that would be too little... count up to ten and you will have counted far too long because you need to count up to five.. THREE!!!... before throwing the holly grenade

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . everything written by Tolkien blew up.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, all the copies did not.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the exploding originals burnt all the copies. :eek:

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, burnt copies taste lovely with whipped cream on top.

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately, Rune Son ate the burnt copies without whipped cream.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, they weren't burnt copies. They were actually burnt marshmellows

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the marshmallows were poisoned.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, no one wanted to eat them as they had all just had a big meal.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Tolkien returned from the grave and wrote everything again.

. . . Wait . . . this should be 'fortunately' . . .

[Farael]

Fortunately Nilp's unfortunately was quite lucky.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Farael's 'Fortunately' was unlucky. :p

(And it goes on . . . )

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Glirdan came by and stopped their bickering by saying "Who ordered the pizza?"

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Nilp pointed to Illamatar, wearing purple spandex.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Pizza was delivered by a dwarf, meaning that Middle Earth was back to existence.

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately, the Dwarf that delivered the pizza was not really a Dwarf, but Sauron in disguise.

[Farael]

Fortunately Sauron had became a pretty good person and did not complain when those who ate the pizza did not tip him.

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately Sauron was pretty upset that those who ordered the pizza would not share it with him.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they gave him a tasty cake.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, since he was now a good guy,
he had developed a taste for lembas.

[gralin musicteeth]

Fortunately, the cake that was given to Sauron was made of lembas

[Nogrod]

Unfortunately, without the Ring, Sauron hadn't materialized, and so the cake had no effect. Sauron felt himself humiliated and started having memories from earlier times, when humans had humiliated him. His newly-found goodness began to wear off.

[Roa_Aoife]

Fortunately, a happy round of Kumbaya chased away any ill feelings, and the goodness of Sauron stayed.

[Nogrod]

Unfortunately, Sauron also stayed: the pizzas had been eaten and no-one could make any more rounds of Kumbaya.

[Roa_Aoife]

Fortunately, they all started a few games of twister, which happened to be Suaron's favorite game.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunately Morgoth had cable tv (on demand)
and internet access in the Outer Void,
saw Sauron trying to reform and sent
e-mail to Sauron making fun of him.

[Nogrod]

Fortunately, Sauron had developed a sense of humor and great liking of satire, even irony. So, everyone at the party had a jolly-good laugh.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunately The Three Stooges started a pie throwing
incident at the party, which ticked off Sauron
(it being below his dignity as a maia). :mad:

[Roa_Aoife]

Fortunately, no one liked the Three Stooges anyways, so they were kicked out.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Groucho Marx was also at
the party and Sauron left in a snit
(or a huff) when Groucho leaned over
to him and said in his face:
"You know, you're very close to an idiot!"

[Eonwe]

Fortunatley, Tulkas crashed the party. and challenged one and all to a wrestling contest!

[gralin musicteeth]

Unfortunately, Tulkas exploded.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunatley that didn't ruin the partay

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately when Johnny the stinky balrog showed up, it did. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunatley, Mount Zoom ran over him. :p

[WaynetheGoblin]

Unfortunatley he made a force field out of fire that saved him.

[gralin musicteeth]

Fortunately Johnny's wife showed up and scolded him for spoiling the party.

[Roa_Aoife]

Unfortunately, this meant that there were two stinky balrogs at the party.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Fortunately the hostess found several
anti-stinky-balrog sprays
(mountain tunnel fresh) and used
them to good effect.

[Valesse]

Unfortunately they also contained aerosol.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, this was an environmentally-friendly type of aerosol.

[Eonwe]

Unfortuantley, some roudy Dwarves started a gasoline fight!

[Tuor of Gondolin]

But fortunately, before the fight, there was a run on these
excellent aerosols, which upset Sauron
so he left the party and set up a
rival aerosol plant in Mordor in conjunction
with Frodo and Smeagol- who it turned out
had survived his dive into Mount Doom
wearing an invisible asbestos suit, the
aerosol plant funded by a redevelopment grant
by the Better Gondor Business Association
and employees aplenty from unemployed
Southrons, Easterlings, and ex-slaves.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the plant blew up, and Mordor became mountain tunnel fresh.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, it was actually Numenor that blew up.

[Farael]

Unfortunately the term "blew up" is slightly miss used... as what happened is that it was blown upwards, out of the sea depths. How is this unfortunately, you say? that I do not know... which is quite unfortunate :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Mount Doom was left in tact with Sauron, Frodo and Sam alive. They drove over (In Mount Zoom) to Numenor for the party that King Elessar was holding and had a fun time.

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunately the party took a disquieting turn
when Arwen learned that Elessar had invited
his ex (Eowyn) to the party and a scene ensued
rivalling the "Cheers" Kelly/Emily fight.

Cliff: Uh oh, looks like Woody's babes are comin' to blows.
Sam, Frasier, Cliff, Norm: CAT FIGHT. CAT FIGHT.
Kelly Gaines: You get outta my way right now or, so help me God, I'll... I'll hurt your feelings.
Emily: You do that and I'll hurt yours right back.
Frasier: KITTEN fight.
Sam, Norm, Cliff: KITTEN fight.


For more see:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083399/quotes

[Boromir88]

Fortunately both ladies agreed to settle it with a fight to the death, mudwrestling contest, to win Aragorn's heart. (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=358848&postcount=10)

[Tuor of Gondolin]

Unfortunately, the two ladies were shocked
when Belladonna Took and Lobelia S-B
demanded to make it a tag-team contest
(and while smaller, proved to be
both quicker and meaner then Eowyn and Arwen).

After all, consider what the S-B really refers to. :eek: :mad:

And remember "The umbrella is mightier than the sword!"

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the party turned into an all out moshpit, and though Belladona and Lobelia were fast, no one can avoid an all out moshpit.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, while this was going on, everybody at the party/moshpit was captured by pirates.

[Gil-Galad]

fortunately the pirates in question were Partay pirates

[Nogrod]

Unfortunately this writer, who had not a faintest for what a "moshpit" is, was partly cleared by Meneltarmacil, and was able to form a repeat. So: better in the hands of the pirates' than in the hands of a Sackville-Baggins!

But as unfortunately, the next one had posted his unfortunately -message while this one was writing, and the whole stuff had to be turned over.

So:
Fortunately this writer couldn't undesrtand the main word-pun of this latter writer either... and the crowd were still on the pirate ship, alive and breathing.

But:

Unfortunately: There was no "part-ay" cabins available, and their reservations were declared worthless. So they would settle with a class D-cabins, under the waterline.

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, when the pirate ship turned upside-down, those class-D cabins were quite reversed!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, by a strange time/movie warp, the
pirate ship became part of the Titanic and the
reversed Class-D cabins were kept up all night
by Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend using an (ax?)
[hey, I didn't watch the movie 16 million times ]
trying to stop her boy toy from reaching the seafloor with the
Titanic. (This was before she dumped him for
the blond movie elf).

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the pirates made her walk the plank.

[Glirdan]

Unfortunately, there were sharks waiting for her.

[Farael]

Fortunately, they were vegan sharks.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately they thought she was a vegetable

[elronds_daughter]

Fortunately, the vegetable they mistook her for was asparagus. And none of them liked asparagus.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog did and ate her

[Farael]

Fortunately asparagus is one of the most poisonous vegetables known to man.... it tries to warn us with its foul taste yet somehow it seems no one listens!!... I'm rambling, what i meant to say is that the Balrog dropped dead

[elronds_daughter]

Unfortunately, none of this really matters.

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately she wasn't actually asparagus, only looked like it, so johnny didn't die

[elronds_daughter]

(Also unfortunately, Gil cross-posted with my edit.)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . everyone decided to start over.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Sauron and the witch-King got drunk and ran everyone over in the newly wheeled Barad-Dûr.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Barad-dur wasn't as dangerous as the newly wheeled Orthanc!! :eek:

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, all these wheeled structures ran over Frodo.

[Roa_Aoife]

Fortunately, Eru passed a decree eliminating all wheeled cities, towers, and volcanos from Middle Earth.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Sauron rebelled against the decree.

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Morgoth, who turned good while thinking his punishment over in the Void, ordered Sauron to do as Eru said.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, whilst Morgoth turned good in the void, everyone knows that evil is more powerful than good...because the good are bound by a law to do the moral and "good" thing, while evil is not. So, long story short, Sauron smote Morgoth.