Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Celuien]

Fortunately, the fraud book was written in a parallel universe. Which meant that in the universe this story started in, Captain Kirk and company were still searching for Sauron and trying to find a way to keep the Downs from vanishing in a temporal paradox.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, the eagles were still attacking the enterprize

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they could not breath in space.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, they were wearing space suits.

[Kath]

Fortunately the Eagles were attacked by a group of Trekkies who weren't about to see the Enterprise get destroyed.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the treckies only had replica space suites that did not work.

[Kath]

Fortunately the nerds among them quickly invented the appropriate breathing apparatus.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, this thread was rapidly becoming non-Tolkien related, so the admins made the Enterprise disintegrate.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, there were some helpful Hobbits around to do a bit of Ring destroying.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, those Hobbits weren't so helpful because it was Lotho, Lobelia and Gollum.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, they got fake rings, and Sam had the real ring

[Pallando]

Unfortunatly, Frodo wanted the Ring back, badly.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Sam actually didn't have the Ring. Gandalf did.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, through him, the ring wielded an evil power greater than Eru could imagine (or sing, if you will)

[Pallando]

Fortunatly, Gandalf resisted and handed the Ring to Merry.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Merry was actually Tom Bombadil in disguise!!!! :eek:

[Pallando]

Fortunatly, Tom Bombadil is the Master, and the Ring holds no sway over him.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, that was because he was actually Sauron.

[Pallando]

Fortunatly, Aragorn got him with Andrul.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, no he didn't because he was to busy yelling at Arwen when he found out that she was cheating on him with Haldir and Theoden.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Arwen was throw off the island, so there was no problem

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Legolas was to two days after and she started cheating on Aragorn with him.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Aragorn managed to kill Sauron while Sauron was torturing the Mouth of Sauron because the Mouth of Sauron's propaganda broadcasts were unspeakably boring.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, this new feat of Arargorn's still didn't impress Arwen and she continued to cheat on him.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Faramir tooks Boromir's place for the fellowship of the ring, and because of this, Aragorn could marry Eowyn

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Eowyn was to busy tending to an 80 year old man and had no time to get married.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Eowyn found a nurse for Theoden and was given permission to marry Aragorn.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, she fell for Boromir instead, only because he's the Disco King.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Aragorn secretly broke Boromir's legs and won the disco championship.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, he got found out and he lost the championship to.... GANDALF!!! (He uncloaked himself)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Gandalf was then disqualified and in the confusion, Aragorn made off with the trophy.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Faramir took the place of Gandalf and Boromir and took the trophy instead.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, by this point, Eowyn had already eloped with Gimli

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, it wasn't legal because there was no minister there to make it legal.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, according to Dwarvish law, if there are more than two kegs of ale at the wedding, it's official, so they were in fact married

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfourtunately, Gimli got drunk and ran into the mysterious forest of doom, never to return.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Legolas just happened to wander into that forest and he found Gimli and they were seen again.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfourtunately, he found Gimli dead.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Aulë came along and brought him back from the dead.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . undead Gimli needed a hair and beard transplant.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, undead Gimli liked his new look and decided to keep it.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, everyone else said he was ugly on the inside as well as the outside. Gimli Wept

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, his weeping brought Galadriel to him and she gave him a makeover.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, his weeping also brought Orcs!

[Celuien]

Fortunately, the Orcs weren't there to fight. They just wanted a Galadriel salon makeover too.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, she refused and they decided to fight to the death!

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Galadriel is Stonger than any of us think. ;)

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, I don't think. Therefore, she was not...um....Turgon?

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, today, you decided to use your thinker and you thought about it and agreed that Galdriel is stonger than the Orcs.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately today is not that day

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, we went into a time warp and ended up in the day where it was that day.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, I was also thinking about having fun, so I put on my Balrog Mask, and rampaged through Lothlorien, burning as I go :smokin:

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Galadriel stopped the burning before it could get very far and out of control.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Balrog turned towards Minas Tirith. His goal was to kill Denethor or die trying. :D

[Celuien]

Fortunately, the Balrog slipped on a banana peel, landed in a pool of water, and had his flames extinguished.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the balrog was Johnny the Stinky Balrog and even though his fire was quenched, his stink wasn't and he knocked everyone out with his putrid smell.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately a contingent of archers killed Johnny the Stinky Balrog. For good.

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, while everyone was battling the Stinky Balrog, Sauron found the Ring. :eek:

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Sauron was actually Frodo in disguise!!!

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Sam, in confusion, killed them both! (except for Sauron, who someone escaped...Maybe he had waynethegoblin protecting him)

[wilwarin538]

Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately that means we will start from scratch. (This ought to be a fortunately.)

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Glirdan missed the jump between having Sam kill Frodo and Sauron(who somehow lived) and Gimli eating something. (this seems like it should be an unfourtunately)

[wilwarin538]

Unfortunately no one understood that Wilwa was simply trying to make a joke by posting the first Fortunately ever posted on this thread. :(

[WaynetheGoblin]

Fortunatly waynethegoblin did get it.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, Tolkien had no idea how he started writing all this so he threw everything away and started all over...When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End...

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, what he wrote was "When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was asked by a wizard and thirteen dwarves to go on an adventure, he said 'No' and the entire series of events never happened and Johnny the Stinky Balrog jumped into Mount Doom with the Ring, destroying it. The End!"

[Hiriel]

Unfortunately, that never sold, and some scottish hobo with a beard down to his beltline found and published Tolkien's forgotten manuscript, making millions.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, either way, Frodo loses a finger, so it was all good!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the finger had a mind of its own, and it took the Ring!

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, it was severed, so it was dead and wasn't capable of anything an animate object could do.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the finger ran toward Perks and tickled him to death, because he said it was dead. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, rigamortis(sp?) set in and the finger froze still.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . rigor mortis did not exist in Middle-earth, so the finger, while tickling Perks, replicated and attacked Hookbill.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Frodo found his finger and sewed it back on.

[WaynetheGoblin]

Unfortunately he didnt know how so his finger jumped away.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, it fell into Mount Doom!!! Roar!!!

[Neurion]

Unfortunately, a hot and heaving spray of lava was spat out into the upper airs and began to descend upon him with incredible rapidity.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Gwaihir came and swooped him up.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Gandalf was on him as well, and he was uncloaked. :eek: I'm pretty sure you know what happened next, Frodo jumped off!!!

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, he jumped on another eagle!

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, so did Gandalf.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the other eagle didn't want Gandalf jumping on him too, so he moved out of the way, and Gandalf went splat on the ground.

[WaynetheGoblin]

Unfortunatly their was a trapalin where he fell.

[Hiriel]

Fortunantly, the trampoline bounced him right into the void, where a waiting Morgoth could better 'appreiate' Gandalf's odd company.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Morgoth soon got tired of Gandalf's company and he decided to cast him out of the Void.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Eru got to him before he could re-enter Arda, and Eru ate him, and turned him into a song, filled with happiness and white-ness!

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Eru didn't care much for White Istari and he spitted him out.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Gandalf arrived in Middle-Earth safe and sound.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, he landed on a distant island in the middle of the sea, and was never seen again! ....again!

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Manwë knew about the island and sent Gwahir to get Gandalf.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Gwaihir was getting pretty hungry, so he ate Gandalf.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, he didn't like the taste of Gandalf and he spit him out into Mordor.

[The Only Real Estel]

Unfortunately, Eagles can't spit that far so Gandalf landed in some forsaken wasteland. Now if we were talking about a European Eagle...:p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, there was a star-bucks in this wasteland and Gandalf got a job.

[WaynetheGoblin]

Unfortunately he was fired after 3 minuts.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, he won the lottery, and didn't need a job!



EDIT: 10 points for you if you get the numbers!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, he blew it all on blackjack and pipe weed, so he needed a job again.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Gandalf radioed Scotty flying above asking him to beam him up and to Helm's Deep.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the transporter was broken as usual.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the transporter was fixed in a matter of seconds.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, by the time they got it fixed Gandalf had been eaten by flesh-eating pirhanas.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the Enterprise got zapped into an alternate reality and Gandalf fell into a bottomless pit.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, by the time they got it fixed Gandalf had been eaten by flesh-eating pirhanas.

Fortunately, Gandalf came back as Gandalf the slightly bruised.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Gandlaf the slightly bruised became Gandlaf the overly ugly and unreconizable and thus he was not able to help everyone in ME due to the fact that he was ugly and no one reconized him.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, through the powers for '4 8 15 16 23 42', Gandalf someghow turned into a wild boar, and no longer cared about uglyness!

[Boromir88]

Fortunatly, through the powers for '4 8 15 16 23 42', Gandalf someghow turned into a wild boar, and no longer cared about uglyness!
I was going to say Fortunately Gandalf found someone just like him...Gothmog

But I guess I'll have to go with...

Unfortunately, Eru zapped Gandalf back to his prior ugly form, because he doesn't know how Gandalf changed into a wild boar anyway.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, he wasn't ugly in his new zapped form!

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, he wasn't white either. He was........PINK!!!!!

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately Pink was the new fad so gandalf wa hip and could hang out at the malls

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, they had to take his staff before he was let into the mall

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately he converted his staff into a necklace for some Bling-Bling, so Gandalf was fine

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, it was an evil choke-you-to-death necklace, and Gandalf started suffocating.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, he gave the said necklace to Sauron.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Sauron's squeezed eyeball wasn't a pretty sight.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . he gave it to his Mouth.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, The Mouth of Sauron had a dentist appointment.

[Orominuialwen]

Fortunately, the Mouth of Sauron still put on the Gandalf-strangling, eyeball-squeezing necklace.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Unfortunately, the necklace liked the Mouth of Sauron so it didn't kill him.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the dentist was happy that TMoS was still alive, as now he could charge him £490,000.01 (about $900,000.01) for the treatment and put Sauron out of business.

[Son of Númenor]

Unfortunately, the dentist's drill slipped and put TMoS out of commission; Sauron sent the dreaded Wingéd Attorneys, fresh from Lawzgûl, to collect millions in damages.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the dentist (like all of them) had excellent coverage.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, it turned out to be T-V coverage, which wasn't very helpful

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Judge Boromir88 dismissed it as a frivolous lawsuit. How he detests them.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, it was up to Glirdan and the rest of the jusry to decide what happened in the lawsuit.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, everything had to be put on hold as Melko returned to wreak his revenge on the law system! So he blew up the place and the Dentist, The Mouth of Sauron and Sauron got away while Melko was left blowing things up.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, this wasn't good news.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, everyone was so confused that they just assumed it was good and went back to work. Sauron got a job at Star-bucks.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, he got fired in three days, again.

[Gil-Galad]

Forunately Saurons dad got him a job at the zoo

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Sauron's dad was Morgoth who was still trapped in the Void and thus, Sauron was still out of a job.

[Gil-Galad]

fortunately Morgoth was Saurons adoptive dad, Aule was his real dad and Aule got Sauron the job and whatever Glirdan says doesn't apply to this thread anymore

[Márcolië Lamen]

Unfortunately this meant that Sauron was now trapped in an identity crisis because he learned random things he grew up assuming true were now proven false.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, Sauron's identity crisis caused him to turn over a new leaf. He then joined the battle against evil in Middle Earth.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, whatever Glirdy says still applies to this thread, it's what ever Gil says that doesn't apply. :p Since Sauron was going through an identity crisis, he didn't have a chance to make the Ring of Power.

[Gil-Galad]

i take it Glirdans is un forunate


Forunately what Glirdan just said didn't apply so whatever i says apply, but Sauron made a Folding-Chair of doom

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately The Elf-warrior fed Glirdan and Gil-Galad to Shelob to get them to stop fighting.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Shelob had a troublesome time digesting the two of them and exploded.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Boromir88 exploded at the same time.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Glirdan and Gil-Galad survived.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, the person watching this movie, didn't like Boromir88 exploding. So he rewound it to the very first post of the thread...

Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat

(P.S.) It's still on fortunately.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Gollum found something to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy.

[Gurthang]

Unfortunately, the something that Gollum found to eat in the Mines of Moria that wasn't stringy gave him... well,.... a rather nasty sickness. :confused:

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, that rather nassty sickness got passed on to the orcs and the Balrog.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Unfortunately, the virus made them super-powered zombies bent on taking the One Ring.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, those zombies were destroyed by Sauron because he thought they were to hideous to keep.

Ps: Welcom 1,000 Reader to the Downs!!! :D

[Captain Grishnahk]

Fortunatly the fellowship was chased by the balrog and the orcs, and they left gollum alone, (Who just went dancing on his way, singing a little ditty,... that i quote from memory,... and it goes a little somthin' like this...)))))

OOOOHHHH!!!!!!!

The stream and pool is nice and cool so juicy sweet!
We only wish
to catch a fish
so juicy sweeeeettt!!!!

sorry....

-The Captain



"What about their legs, they dont need those." -Grishnahk, Captain of the Dark Tower

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately the Balrog and orcs ran into Gollum, and the fellowship
escaped

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Gandalf still fell with the Balrog and eventually became Gandalf the White

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Gandalf's cloak wasn't ironed, so he killed himself again.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Aragorn ironed it before Gandalf decided to kill himself and Gandalf didn't kill himself.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Gandalf died when he hit the water so it took an extra two months for Gandalf and Gwaihir to find each other.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Gandalf unfroze because he was burning with anger and Gwahir actually found him two months earlier.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . .during that two months, Sauron recovered the Ring and invaded Taniquetil.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately the invasion was quickly exterminated.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the extermination was quickly invaded. :p

[Márcolië Lamen]

Fortunately this bantering between invasions and exterminations quickly fell

[Orominuialwen]

Unfortunately, there were more important things to worry about, since Morgoth had just kidnapped Varda.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Varda knew kung fu.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Unfortunately, Morgoth resurected the Witch-King, who somehow defeated Varda with his coolness alone.

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, Varda happened to be drinking some hot cocoa and put a damper on the Witch-King's 'coolness' for good...

~ Aesthete

[Kath]

Unfortunately the cocoa contained thermite and melted Varda!

- - - - -

Go Brainiac!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, a caravan got in the way! :D

[Kath]

Unfortunately it exploded with a pretty blue-white flame because there was a lead compound in it and so there was nothing to stop the thermite!

[Hiriel]

Except for a scowling purist of Varda's court, who fortunantly pointed out that thermite doesn't exist in middle earth.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, during the confusion, Sauron was making off with all of Varda's gold.

[Kath]

Fortunately, he had been caught up in the caravan explosion.

[Glirdan]

Unfourutnately, he got away, with the Ring!!!! :eek:

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, he decided to swallow the ring with a good glass of water, which unknown to him was coated with a high amount of formaldehyde, which immediately put him in a coma.

~ Aesthete

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Varda was killed in the thermite explosion.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the Valar can't be killed

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Sauron recovered from his coma.

[Glirdan]

Fourutnately, Frodo put him into a permanent coma by throwing the Ring into Mount Doom.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, everyone was wrong about the ring all a long. It couldn't be destroyed by Mount Doom, it could only be destroyed if there was a machine built that could travel the speed of light, making everything go back in time to before the ring was made, or if that doesn't make sense a tub of pepto bismal.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the liquid inside Mount Doom was infact pepto bismol.

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately it was radioactive Pepto Bismal... hey i started Pepto Bismal on here!

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, no one cared that Gil started Pepto Bismol on here. Besides, it wasn't radioactive, it wasn't even active. It was just plain Pepto Bismol.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately Liquid Analyst Tester Boromir88 stepped in and ruled in favor of Gil-Galad declaring it to be radioactive pepto bismol.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the radioactive tester didn't know what he was doing and therefor the Pepto Bismol wasn't radioactive.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Perky came with his spice rack and added poison to the pepto-(a)bismol, making it radioactive!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Eru ate the Ring. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, He got indigestion and Middle Earth became a crazy place where Gandalf was uncloaked and Balrogs had one wing.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . he took an antacid, and everything went back to normal.

(Gandalf was still uncloaked, though. ;))

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the antacid didn't work and he exploded. Gandalf however was still uncloaked!!!! :eek:

[Celuien]

Fortunately, when Eru explodes, everyone, including Gandalf, puts on a cloak. And being omnipotent, Eru simply reassembled himself and emerged from the explosion unscathed.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Gandalf didn't like having a cloak on so he took it off again.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Aule had constructed the cloak specifically for Gandalf, meaning he couldn't take it off...(i.e. he put super-fast drying super glue on the inside)

[Glirdan]

Unfoutunately, when Gandalf was fighting the Balrog, the heat of the Balrog reliquified the glue and Gandalf took the cloak off.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien erased the word "uncloaked" from LOTR and put a stop to all this nonsense.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the writer of the book!!!! :eek:

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Tolkien bought the copyrights from the real author and now it was his.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, J.K Rowling bought him out and she had the rights to the books!!!!! :eek:

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately Glirdan fell into the radioactive pepto bismal, or pushed in, becaue of his under-posting to me and Boromir

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Glirdan pulled Gil in with him. (This should probably be a fourtunately. :p ;) just kidding!!!)

[The 1,000 Reader]

Fortunately, Frodo woke up from his stinger-induced sleep and broke off from his dream( the thread.) Frodo then realized he was in Cirith Ungol.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, he wasn't awake because he had a dream that he had a wife. But then he did wake up and saw the horrible reality. GANDALF UNCLOAKED!!!!!! :eek:

[The 1,000 Reader]

Fortunately, Gandalf was in his regular attire and only missing his cloak, which he used as a coat.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, his attire was dyed pink and we all know that Gandalf likes white over pink.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, by this time, all the B-Downers had saved up enough money to a) buy the rights of J.K.Rowling and b) have her shot. They then gave the rights back to Tolkien and he finally erased Uncloaked Gandalf.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, he was rather amused by all the "Gandalf Uncloaked" comments and jokes passing between the Downer's that he let it stay.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately Glirdan let some other downers do the unfortunately part and learns to wait a little bit, like what i do sometimes

[Hiriel]

Unfortunantly, this post breaks Glirdan's 'unfortuantly post streak', so the question of whether he should wait or not like Gil-Galad does is dead. :(

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Sauron's life was bound to Glirdan's "unfortunately posting streak." When that streak was broken Sauron spontaneously combusted.

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately all of Middle Earth spontaneusly combusted with Sauron

[Boromir88]

Fortunately that was Eru's plan all along. He now got to sit in peace and relaxation never having to deal with the pesky races of middle-earth again. (Or Gandalf's uncloakedness).

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Eru's older twin brother, Meru, came and killed Eru. Then he created his own world where uncloaked Gandalf's walked the streets by the thousands!

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Glirdan came back and set everything straight. Eru back as head of Arda, no Gandalf's uncloaking and destroying Gil's big ego were just some of the things on his agenda.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . a cloaked Gandalf heralds the end of everything. The thread collapses upon itself into a single point of extreme inanity.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Fortunately, an atom survived, split, and recreated everything like it was before via a second big bang. However, Thursday had become the official "Mock Sauron" day.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Sauron did not like Thursday being 'Mock Sauron' Day, and so he made Reps of Power to distribute to the posters of Fortunately/Unfortunately thread. Then he secretly, in the forum of Mt. Doom, he forged the One Rep to Rule Them All. He took over the minds of all those who posted in this thread. SAURON WINS!!!

(Bleah, that was long!)

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, he lost the Ruling Rep of Power.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . he sent out his Repwraith, under the dreaded Perky King of Ents, to find it.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the greatest of Middle-earth gathered a trupendous force against Sauron and Perky King of Ents.

But that was only "A DIVERSION!" The real Trupendous force is marching to Barad-dur.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Legolas was leading the attack on Barad-Dur.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Legolas never runs out of arrows.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, he did this time.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately Haldir gave him some of his.

[Kath]

Unfortunately Haldir didn't like Legolas and gave him arrows that shot backwards (mwahahaha).

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, they missed Legolas and kept hitting orcs behind him.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, they did not kill them as they were blunt.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, by a random coincidence, there was a lighting storm that, once again by coincidence, randomly killed all the orcs in all of Arda. And if any every showed up again, the lighting storm would kill them!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunatly, the Uruk-high were still around

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Varda decided to blind them with light and they all fell into chasams and were never seen again.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, there was a trampoline at the end of the chasm, and they bounced back up!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fourtunately, not high enough.

[Glirdan]

Unfoutunately, the Nazgul came and brought them up one by one.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, everyone had already moved on and had some lembas at the local Starbucks

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfoutunately, the lembas was stale like everything else at star-bucks. :rolleyes:

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, they decided to skip the lembas and decided to go watch Denethor jump off of the top of the courtyard and watch him plumet to his fiery doom.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Denethor, for some crazy reason, had a fiery Balrog whip and took them all down with him!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, by the time he grabbed hold of anyone, he was only two feet from the ground.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, he grabbed Aragorn right before the wedding.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, the eagles came and scooped him up, blowdried his hair, and dressed him before dropping him off for the wedding.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfourtunately, he was now five days late. It took a long time to get Aragorn clean.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Arwen was to busy with Haldi to notice.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Unfortunatly Grishnahk had no clue what every1 was talking about... and it is all so unclear to any1 and every1....

So he started a new one...

Turian the elf was running down the rode, and a dark terror terrorized his very interior to tears.

Unfortunatly the terror had a horse

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Boromir88 understood what was going on and got everything back on track...When Aragorn was ready for the wedding to his shock Arwen and Haldir had married 3 days prior and Aragorn was informed they were on their honeymoon.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, this thread exploded from the total insanity brought about by all the recent posts.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the main posters of this thread (Gil, Menel, Hookbill, Boro, Perky and myself) started the thread up again.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

*cough*
The Top 5 posters on tis thread are;

Hookbill the Goomba 265
Meneltarmacil 184
Glirdan 160
The Elf-warrior 154
Gil-Galad 137

Just thought I'd point it out :D

Fourtunately, the main posters of this thread started the thread up again.

Unfortunately, all of the Middle Earth characters decided that they did not want to be toyed with in this cruel manner.

[Boromir88]

*cough*
The Top 5 posters on tis thread are;

Hookbill the Goomba 265
Meneltarmacil 184
Glirdan 160
The Elf-warrior 154
Gil-Galad 137

Just thought I'd point it out
Yes, I went through a long period of not posting on this thread. Though, I don't quite know the reason why. But, don't try to usurp me! I'm the founder here! :p

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Fortunately, Boromir88 gave them all 50 bucks and they came back.

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, the money was counterfeit and the characters were now very, very angry.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they soon found that the Orcs were so blinded by greed that they would accept these counterfeit monies. So now the Dwarves bought back Moria and everyone else paid the Orcs to go away for a million years.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, everyone knows that Orcs are a bunch of lieing, kinivng idiots and that they wouldn't go away. So instead, they told them that if they jumped into Mount Doom, they'd find the money. So they did.

[Captain Grishnahk]

Fortunatly Aragorn was greedy also, and found himself falling along with the orcs down into MOunt Doom

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the wheels were fixed and the engine working and Mount Zoom (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/MtZoom.jpg) sped off into the night before anyone could jump into the lava.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Mount Zoom was build over an endless time vortex and all the orcs (plus Aragorn) fell in it.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, this had zapped them back to a time before the world had actually existed, and Aragorn was now seriously in need of oxygen.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Eru brought Aragorn back to the present time.

[Morsul the Dark]

unfortunately eru foorgot aragorn's lungs so he was still in dire need of oxygen :D