Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky balrog got the ring, and everyone that tried to get it from him fainted

[Kath]

Fortunately Johnny the stinky Balrog died of a very sudden heart attack and never lived agan.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the water had been drained out of Khazad-Dum, and Gandalf, who was falling into the chasm, landed on some particularly jagged rocks.

[Gil-Galad]

way to go Kath, now i'm sad, i felt for Johnny...

Fortunately everyone turned on Kath and cahsed her out of the land because of their love for Johnny, and became the greatest allies ever and made a Johnny shrine...THE END

[Kath]

Unfortunately Gil soon realised that he could not end the story because the Ring was still out there.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately Gil did realize that he could bring Johnny back too life(did) and threaten to kick kath out of Gil-Galads Angel's

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately (for Gil-Galad), Meneltarmacil red-buttoned Gil-Galad into a black hole and caused Johnny the Balrog to explode.

[Orominuialwen]

Fortunately, the fate of the world did not depend wholly on what happened to Gil and Johnny.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the Ring got thrown into the Fires of Mount Doom by Frodo and when it did, the whole fate of the world did depend on what happened to Gil and Johnny.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . someone realised that the entire story about the Ring was just a horrible practical joke by a few unclad Ainur--Gandalf included, of course. ;)

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the fate of the world still depeneded on Gil and Johnny.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . there was no "world", and therefore, no "fate of the world". :p

Wait, I think this is unfortunate. *shrugs* Oh, well.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Eru had a back up plan ( :p ) and he transfered everybody to another planet.

[Gil-Galad]

well whatever

Fortunately they were only commercials about the one ring, so them ain program continued... "The adventuers of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky Balrog" i'm so wwriting about that...

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, Eru noticed this and switched the station back to an emergency-only world that he saved on his TiVo, with blander less complicated confections all wipped up whilst watching his favorite cooking show: "30 minute worlds for any impending doom or else..." and in part with the season premiere of Little Britian...


~ Aesthete

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Eru noticed the slight clash between the "fourtunately's" of Gil and Glirdy and the "unfourtunately" of Ka and he started a whole new world once again and this time he made sure there was no Ring of Power.

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, Eru was about to sit on his favourite sofa and finish watching 'All my annoying Varda Children' when suddenly some of the previous world which had refused the fate of the food compactor, spewed out the ring and into the new one whilst he just shrugged and continued to see if Aule could work out his constant neglect to Yavanna's garden that he was supposed to water whilst she was away...


~ Aesthete

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, the food compacters explosion caused enough force to launch the ring from Valinor to the Old Forest and right into Tom Bombadil's lap.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, as he did not care about it, he sold it to a passing Nazgûl.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the Nazgul was actually Frodo dressed up like one so he could get launched into Mordor without being conspicuous.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the catapult was too powerful and launched Frodo into outer space.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, he became a pinball, started bouncing off of the planets and landed in Mordor.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, he landed on a Mordor Catapult and was fired back to Rivendel.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the Mordor catapults weren't as strong as the others and he got launched into the Anduin.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, whilst being launched into the Anduin it was such a powerful force Frodo hit his head off a rock at the bottom, passed out and drowned. The Ring was back at the bottom of the River once again.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, this time, the Ring got caught up in the current and got carried down the Anduin.

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil found the ring again whilst on yet another errand for the very flaky Goldberry, and this time had a full background check on the Nazgul he gave it to, warning him to be careful with it next time leaving the Nazgul in a rather stupified pose...


~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, this was a good thing.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the full back ground check was flawed and he still managed to give the Ring to one of Sauron's Nazgul.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately that was exactly what Tom Bombadil wanted to happen.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, this means that the entire process was repeated, :rolleyes: !!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . it didn't have to, as the 'Nazgûl' was actually Frodo in disguise.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Manwe noticed this and because he thought Frodo was a Nazgul, he created strong winds which caused Frodo to be picked up by it and sent into the Anduin.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Ulmo picked Frodo up, and teleported him into that little brook in Mordor.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the water in that brook was very small and Frodo was tossed onto pointy rocks.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . pointy rocks don't really work (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=340495&postcount=85). </shameless plug>

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfourtunately, Orcs with swords do.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, these orcs, like most fictional enemy soldiers, had the same combat skills as Imperial Stormtroopers (that is, none) and the Hobbits got rid of them easily.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the Hobbits were clearing up the remains of the Orcs, and then, the Dragon came!

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, it was a nice, friendly dragon who was all too happy to give them a ride to Mount Doom.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the dragon was attacked in mid-air by the Nazgul and the Hobbits got tossed off his back.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they landed in the Shire.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, they landed just outside of the Shire, in the Old Forest, right in front of Old Man Willow.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Old Man Willow was in the process of hitting on a creepy tree lady, and had no care for the Hobbits so he tossed them back into the Shire.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, they missed the Shire completely and landed in the middle of the ocean surrounded by great white sharks.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Ossë was in a wrathful mood (like usual) and he tossed the Hobbits back onto land.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, the land mass he tossed them into was a village full of cannibal dwarves.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the Hobbits weren't dwarves, and therefore the cannibal dwarves refused to eat them.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately the cannibal dwarves had cannibal hobbits over for a party and the cannibal hobbits began gnawing on Frodo's leg.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the Eagles came and saved Frodo and Sam from certain death.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, as they were flying over the Misty Mountains, Gandalf called them to him and they dropped the Hobbits.

[Gil-Galad]

fortunately Johnny the Stinky Balrog caught them

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog disintegrated for no real reason.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Sam caught Radagast the Moth and instructed him to tell the Eagles forget Gandalf and come and get them.

[Orominuialwen]

Unfortunately, Thuringwethil suddenly turned up and decided to make a snack out of Radagast-the-Moth.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Radagast-the-Moth was actually Sauron in disguise.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, Radagast the Moth who was supposedly Sauron in disguise was actually Christopher Tolkien in disguise and now the stories over.

Let's see the creative downers get out of this one. :p

[Celuien]

Fortunately, the creative downers decided that a story is the result of collaboration between the author and reader and continued it anyway.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately they started over again with the Balrog wing debate.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, a bunch of Balrogs showed up and revealed that they did NOT have wings, thus ending the debate.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately only 5 balrogs showed up which started the debate of just how many balrogs were there? 5? 6? 2 (I'm convinced some of them are Balrog imposters :p ) ?

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately the world did not collapse now that that the Balrog wing debate was solved.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the world DID collapse when Tom Bombadil finally gave in and told everybody that he was really Bigfoot.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Eru had not yet given up hope on this thread and he constructed a whole new world.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Melkor started messing it up.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Eru tossed him into a black hole of doom. (We're not about to start the Silmarillion all over again!)

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, as we all know with holes, melkor fell through the bottom into a rather strange demention where he was caught in a caucus race and made to listen to a long tale about a moody mouse...


~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Hobbits of New Shire, lived in peace because there was no evil Ring to worry about.

[Kath]

Unfortunately this was not actually the case as when Eru had remade the world he had remade the Ring as well.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the Ring was found and another Council was made. This time they decided to go with Galdor's advice and throw it in the Ocean.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, a giant squid that was friends with Sauron found the Ring.

[Celuien]

Fortunately the squid wound up becoming deep-fried calamari on Thranduil's dinner table.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Thranduil ended up getting poison because the squid was deep fried properly.

[Boromir88]

And fortunately...Thranduil died. (I never liked the guy anyway).

[Morsul the Dark]

Unfortunately the not-fried-properly squid went on to bring the ring to sauron....

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, since the squid was half fried, Sauron decided to eat it.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Sauron found the Ring while he was preparing to eat the squid.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the Mouthof Sauron's Dentist came in and Sauron wasn't able to wield the Ring and Gandalf came and took it instead.

[Boromir88]

I see I cross-posted so I'll change...

Unfortunately, Barad-dur locks from the Outside and Gandalf couldn't escape.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, he used Radagast-the-Moth (as Boro previously stated, sent back by Eru) and he summoned the Eagles to his aid.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Mordor has a state of the art air defence system.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, that state-of-the-art air deffence system was not working properly at the time.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, the eagles got tired of hauling Gandalf around and just left him in Mordor.

[Gil-Galad]

fortunately gandalf was caught by johnny the stinky balrog

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was killed by the stink.

[arcticstorm]

fortunately days later Gandalf was reincarnated yet again, as Gandalf the bleached.

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Unfortunately, he now smelled strongly of chlorine/bleach.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Orcs would not go near him now.

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service did go near him.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, all the orcs from Sauron's swimming pool service fell in the pool and drowned.

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Unfortunately, the drowned orcs were quite a mess, and would be such a pain to clean up.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunatel, Sauron couldn't use the pool seeing as he had no body and the orcs didn't care for swimming either.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Gandalf did want too swim....uncloaked

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Frodo did, not uncloaked of course. Why would he want to steal Gandlaf's thing and possibly put himself at risk of being turned into a frog.

[WaynetheGoblin]

Unfourtunately gandalf turned frodo in to a frog for no reason.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . a frog turned into Frodo for no reason.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately radagast came by for a swim and turned the frog back into Frodo so we have two Frodos now

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the other Frodo gave good footrubs, so they let him live.

[Orominuialwen]

Unfortunately, both Frodos chose that exact moment to spontaneously combust.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . some Quarterling proved that spontaneous Halfling combustion is impossible, so the two Frodos de-combusted. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the brief combusting caused a forest fire!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the nearest forest was a thousand leagues away, so the forest fire did not find a forest to burn.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Treebeard was passing by!

[Lhunardawen]

Fortunately, it was only in Hookbill's imagination.

[Kath]

Unfortunately Hookbill's imagination was one of those that came to life!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, my imagination isn't very good and so Treebeard came out as just a Beard next to a tree.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, your imagination got better and the beard that was beside the tree turned into Treebeard. :p

[Orominuialwen]

Fortunately, it was a forest fire, not an Ent fire, so Treebeard was safe.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Treebeard just had gotten back from the Licensing Buearo, and just got himself re-classified as a forest-tree

[Kath]

Fortunately the paperwork hadn't been properly signed so he was still just an Ent.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Treebeard was doing his daily tree hug.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the forest fire was put out by Aragorn's Ranger Corps just before it got to the tree treebeard had been hugging.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, a bunch of large meteors tarted falling.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Gandalf created a meteor shield over the forest.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, the Perky Ent came and equipted his Balrog mask. He turned into a Balrog, and broke Gandalf's meteor shield

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Treebeard and Aragorn's rangers were smart enough not to trust Gandalf's meteor shield and were long gone before Perky came by and destroyed it. So, all he really did was kill Gandalf, who will be sent back anyway.

[WaynetheGoblin]

Unfourtunately after 20000000 times he didnt come back.

[Gil-Galad]

fortunately the Valar got lazy and mad, they sent back gandalf as a cat with only 9 lives

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, a large heard of Mumakil were running by and trampled him nine times, using up his lives

[Gil-Galad]

fortunately nobody listens to Perky so gandalf was fine and grooming himself

[Orominuialwen]

Unfortunately, Gandalf-the-cat got a hairball.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the hairball is actually a bonus life, so Gandalf now has 10 lives.

[The Perky Ent]

. . . no one listens to Gil-Galad either, so all posts after 1370 were void :p

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . some listen to Nilp, so they decide to get pizza.

[The Perky Ent]

. . . the Beorning attack (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=410582&postcount=2) also mauled pizza into oblivion, along with Llama

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Tolkien removed all references to 'Beornings' in his latest emendation to the Books. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Gandalf now had no one to come to Sunday lunch and so went on a rampage through the streets of Gondor causing a stand still to all business.

[Hiriel]

Fortunatly, it was sunday, so no one was at work :D

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Manwë abolished weekends, so people were forced to work on Sundays.

[The Perky Ent]

. . . it was Middle Earth Laybor Day!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, it was only a Rohan tradition, so Gondor did not observe,’ labour' day. (they were conservatives :D )

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Gondorians had no idea who Manwe was, nor did they know of anything about abolishing weekends. So, to them, today was Sunday, their day off.

[The Perky Ent]

. . . Sauron remembered he made a backup 'One Ring of Power', and returned to his physical form at the hight of his power

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Sauron was taking the day off too.

[The Perky Ent]

. . . Saruman wasn't, and sent his Beserkers to ravage the city

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, by the time they got there it was Thursday and everyone was armed for battle.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately it didn't matter and Saruman's berzerkers ravaged the city anyway.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, they all stopped their fighting because they saw Denethor, the "Hottest" Steward.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, everyone laughed themselves into comas.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Eru didn't like seeing everyone in coma's and he woke them all up.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, Morgoth thought it was funny so he put them back in comas.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Morgoth was at this time in the Void and has no power in ME.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately Morgoth had figured out Eru's secret...the void was only a figment of his imagination, making Morgoth think there was a void, when there really wasn't. So, he broke the imaginary void and put everyone in comas.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, JRR Tolkien's editors didn't like the coma part, so they made him change it so that comas didn't exist in Middie Earth.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, Tolkien could care less what his editors thought (like on several other occasions) and stuck with everyone being in comas.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, it was night time and everyone was asleep, so the beserkers didn't notice they were in comas, and all committed suicide

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, before they could commit suicide, The Nazgul King came and put fear into their hearts and they went around the town ransacking houses and killing the townsfolk.

Edit: My 300th post!! YAY!!! :D

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately the town was abandoned, so confused in their job, they all just went home and came back for the christmas party

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, they had a party in Orthanc for Saruman to go to when the town held their Christmas party and thus the berzerkers weren't able to make it. That and they weren't invited. ;)

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Pippin didn't die from eating poisonous mushrooms.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Merry died from loss of blood when he was attacked by a rogue splinter

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Glirdan was confused at how this turned into Pippin and poisonous mushrooms, therefor he didn't have a come back.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, The Perky Ent did, and made a comeback worthy of song.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Perky's comeback did not get turned into song and was forever lost. :p

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately no one has to wonder because it is unrelated. ;)

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, I forgot what the topic was about completly, and jumped the thread to 'Frodo and Sam had just entered Mordor'

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, since the ring was destroyed, Mordor was now an amusement park and hotel with a five star restaurant.

[Lhunardawen]

Unfortunately, it had a moody fire-breathing gigantic Eye for a mascot.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the moody fire-breathing eye served as a successful tourist attractments, especially the little ones who could poke it.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.

[Dimcollowen]

unfortunately they say those that stay at the Mt. Doom Inn and Hotel hear Gollum muttering "the precious....the precious....he stole it from us....yes he did precious....."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately...

. . . all who poked said Eye burst into flames.

Fortunately, they put the eye in a small cave where no one could get to him, so he reclined and started writing strange novels.

[Dimcollowen]

unfortunately his stories started to sell and talk show hosts wouldn't stop hounding him to come on thier show

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the said Eye didn't care because he was getting fame from it. And the rest of ME didn't care cuz that was one less Eye to get rid of. Now it's that stinky Balrog that has to go.

[Kath]

Fortunately this was a good thing as it got rid of loads of talk show hosts!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, no one wanted to go near him, as he was too smelly.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Gil-Galad did because they were best friends.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, all the talk show host then hounded Elijah Wood, and plucked out his eyes.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Frodo didn't mind the extra publicity because it made him even more famous because he wasn't that famous until he did LotR.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, he did mind not having any eyes, and only eye sockets.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, he had spare pair of glass eyeballs which he put in immeadeately after his eyes were gouged out.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately he still couldn't see of course.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, he didn't need to see seeing as the Ring was already destroyed and he didn't need to find his way to Mordor.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Grima killed Frodo. No word on whether Wormtongue buried him.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Grima killed him on his deathbed, at a ripe old age. For some reason, Grima had been able to get to Valinor...

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Grima's arrival in Valinor triggered a horrible catastrophe and all Middle-Earth was blasted off the face of Arda.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Grima died too.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Gríma was sent back as Gríma the Green.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Grima the Green was sent to the top of a high mountain bound with heavy chains.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Grima didn't receive that memo

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Aulë did, and chained him to the mountain, setting guards to surround his body

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, everyone was so distracted by Gríma the Green that they did not see Saruman making off with all the gold!

[Hiriel]

Fortunately, Smaug did, and BBQ'd the wizard, melting him into a golden statue.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Balrogs love golden statues.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, the balrogs ate Saruman the Golden Statue.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately, eating the golden statue gave the Balrogs horrible stomach aches.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, this meant that they called off their invasion of The Shire.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, this didn't mean they would call of their invasion of the rest of ME.

[Hiriel]

Fortunantly, before they attacked, they had to purge themselves in the great sea from their stomach aches, and they sizzled into nothingness.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Morgoth broke out of the Void and got more Balrogs and then went on a rampage through Arda.

[Cailín]

the balrogs did not have wings, so they didn't get very far. :p

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, they did have A wing and used it. (see my "Balrog Appreciation Month" thread for more info on the one winged Balrog's)

[The Perky Ent]

fortunatly, Balrog's only use their wings to stir tea, so it affect the destruction of Middle Earth

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the wind that they created with their wings happened to blow all the tea all over Arda, and since the tea was still steaming hot, it burned the forests.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Ulmo was challenging Manwe to a diving contest, and did the biggest cannon ball in all of existance, quenching the fires

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, the cannon ball was so big Arda became the Modern Atlantis.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the good guys had evacuated aboard the Starship Enterprise before this happened.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Star Trek has nothing to do with LotR and therefor they were all still stuck on Arda.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Star Trek and LOTR had crossed paths before (How do you think Haldir made it to Helm's Deep so fast?) So, Scotty again decided to lend a helping hand to all the good guys and beamed them up.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the Eagles saw them and decided to attack the ship because it looked evil.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, one of Star Tek's frequently occurring transporter malfunctions happened and he couldn't beam them up.

EDIT: Cross-post, let's change that shall we?

Fortunately, they weren't on the ship due to the transporter malfunction.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Glirdan got very confused at Menel's last post and demanded to know how the ship's malfunctioning had anything to do with the Eagle's attacking.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Menel explained by saying that in Star Trek, a frequent plot device was to have the transporter break down somehow so the good guys would be stranded on the alien planet.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Glirdan still didn't understand how this had anything to do with the Eagle's attacking the ship.

[The Only Real Estel]

Fortunately, Estel stepped in & quoted Meneltarmacil:
they weren't on the ship due to the transporter malfunction.
Therefore the Eagles were attacking an empty ship, which is not extremely life-threatening...carry on.

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Unfortunately, there were still several mice onboard the ship that no one had thought to evacuate. Alas for those poor creatures. :(

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, the mice were genetically engineered, so they could withstand an eagle attack

[Glirdan]

Fortunately, Estel stepped in & quoted Meneltarmacil:

Quote:
they weren't on the ship due to the transporter malfunction.

Therefore the Eagles were attacking an empty ship, which is not extremely life-threatening...carry on.

thanks for that clarificationm TORE.

Unfourtunately, they couldn't withstand the Eagle's beaks.

[The Only Real Estel]

No problem, Glirdan. :)

Fortunatley, the Eagles all had undergone major root canals earlier in the day, & were in no mood to peck a piece of paper, much less genetically engineered mice.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the mice happened to fall in the Fires of Mount Doom, with the Ring!!!! :eek:

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Peter Jackson wanted to throw up symbolism to the last, and made sure that Gollem fell with them, and created a little patch of hardened lava so they wouldn't melt into nothingness!

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the rats didn't have the genetically enhanced brain and they jumped into the lava.

[The Only Real Estel]

Fortunately, since it was genetically engineered mice, not rats, PJ's symbolism was still alive & well. ;)

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, Gollum was now able to retrieve the Ring from the mice.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunatel, the mice were more than a match for Gollum and they kept the Ring.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately the mice ran into the long caverns underneath middle-earth where Aule lives

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Aulë didn't care and he let them live.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Manwe did care, and killed Aule!

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Since Manwë and Aulë were both Valar and really good friends, it didn't happen. That, and Eru forbade Manwë to do so. ;)

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the mice plotted with the nameless things in the deep places of the Earth.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Merry and Pippin found some mushrooms!

[Gil-Galad]

fortunately Morgoth realized that this wouldn't be good reading material if he did do this, so he just went back into the void

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Morgoth didn't get a chance to do so because the clash of two Unfourtunately's brought the end to Arda.

By the way, is today perhaps team up on Glirdy day? First me getting lynched and now here! :rolleyes:

[The Perky Ent]

fortunatly, Melkor made sure to lynch Glirdan 1,000,000,000,000,000 times before arda was destoryhed, so everyone was happy

[Glirdan]

Thanks Perky. That made me fell really good. :rolleyes:

Unfourtunately for Perky, he did so to Perky as well. :p

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, as an ent, perky didn't mind. He just grew back from one of the many hidden seeds he planed throughout Arda .

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Glirdy didn't mind either because he was going to the Halls of Mandos and he'd get to see Fëanor and the other Elves.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Glirdan got chewed out for being a were-bear.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Glirdy attacked Elf-Warrior that night for accusing him of such a proposterous(?) thing. :p

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately (for Glirdan and The Elf-warrior), they were both squished by a large anvil falling out of the sky.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunatetly, it took more than that to take down a bear, as Menel should no doubtly know.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately after 1,000,000,000,000,000 lynchings Glirdan wasn't quite as spunky.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Glirdan's ego was just a little smaller than the phantom's and he was still spunky.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Elf-warrior somehow managed to survive. ;)

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, so did Menel and Elf-Warrior and Glirdy decided to team up against Menel and make him pay for saying that we could be so easily killed.

[The Perky Ent]

Unfortunatly, Tom Bombabil lost his boots :(

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, this had nothing to do with the argument going on between Elf-Warrior and Glirdy.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, a boot-less Bombadill means that all other arguments are put on hold until the boots are found. Because, at midnight, a bootless Bombadill turns into a black hole!

[Celuien]

Fortunately, the boots were spotted under a pile of moldy lettuce at 11:59 PM.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, he didn't put them on until 12:01 and he turned into a blackhole anyway.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, Captain Kirk was still in orbit. He had Scotty beam the boots aboard just as the transformation was taking place, did a slingshot around the sun, and time-warped back to a point before Tom became a black hole to deliver the boots.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, something went worng with the ship and they were stuck in the time warp and thus not being able to deliver the boots.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, the crew grew tired of hearing Spock sing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" while they were trapped in the time loop, so Scotty the brilliant engineer repaired the ship and brought them to their destination safely.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, they ended up in the wrong time era.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, they arrived 3 months before Sauron forged the One Ring, giving them a chance to alter history.

[wilwarin538]

Unfortunately, that meant that the story of the Lord of the Rings didn't happen so the Barrow Downs never excisted. :eek:

[Glirdan]

Fourtnately, someone decided to write LotR and the Barrow Down's came out a few years after the release of the first book.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, The Lord of the Rings was now different and included the sentence, "Balrogs defiantly do not have no none wings... perhaps" and no one took it seriously.

[The Perky Ent]

Fortunatly, Tolkien had a sense of humor, and put "just kidding" right after it :D

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the author and any book with his name in it was automatically suspected be a fraud book.