Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Nimrodel_9]

Fortunately Gil ran out of breath and had to stop for a second, so Frodo caught up.

(I just noticed, I am now a Ghost Prince of Cardolan! Yay! :D)
Nimmy ;)

[wilwarin538]

Unfortunatly a tiger spontaneously came and gave Gil a ride.

(congrats Nim, I just became a Shade of Carn-Dum saturday ;) :smokin: )

[The Only Real Estel]

Fortunately, the tiger stepped in a giant pothole and broke it's leg.

[wilwarin538]

Unfortunately the tiger was winged.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately the Tiger was only winged if it turned into a Bear called Lazer Bear, with its hordes of monkies and its Canadian flag on its back...oh yeah and its Laser beam eyes, so totally awesome!

[The Only Real Estel]

Unfortunately, it did turn into this Lazer Bear creature that Gil speaks of.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately the Lazer Bear was a moron and ran into the Sammath Naur and fell into the lava with the Ring.

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, the Lazer Bear was also known by some eaters of Ichtho that when it met lava, it would turn into Lava Fishie the Wonderful Dancer of the Molten Twist and Eater of Sauron's Favorite Shinny Toy, thus saving the ring from yet another close encounter...

~ Don't ask me where that came from Ka

[Nimrodel_9]

Fortunately the volcano erupted and the Lava Fishie flew through the air, landed in one of the few puddles in Mordor, and melted. Or dissolved. Whatever. :p

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Unfortunately...Because it had eaten the ring, and now had dissolved, the Ring was lying in a puddle on the ground in Mordor where anything evil could easily pick it up and carry it away. :D

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Frodo took the Ring and went into Sammath Naur.

[Anguirel]

Unfortunately his knowledge of physical Geography was poor and he walked into Barad Dur, under the impression it was a volcano.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately it was Mardi Gras in Mordor, so everyone was drunk, including gandalf

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Frodo was sucked into a randomly appearing Black Hole Of Doom (tm).

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunatley that black hole was a Black-Time Hole and Frodo was transported to where the handsome Gil-Galad was walking in the woods...

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, the 'Handsome' Gil-Galad in confronting the ring had a rather nasty breakout, causing frodo to escape from such a sight...


~ Just Ka...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Frodo fell through yet another time warp and came to Middle Earth again.

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately it was during the Middle Earth dance-off...and Frodo got served by Legolas elvish hip-hop

[Encaitare]

Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King came in first place and made Legolas so mad that in the midst of the ensuing slapfight, Frodo was able to sneak out the back way.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately, Frodo took a wrong turn on his way out and ended up in Mordor again.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Frodo remembered that it was Mordor that he was intending to go to. i.e. to destroy the ring.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately Frodo was taken captive by a band of hungry chipmunks.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they were scared away by the sight of Frodo's sword, Sting.

[wilwarin538]

unfortunately Sting was scared away by the sight of the chipmunks, so the chipmunks came back.

[Encaitare]

Fortunately, Frodo happened to have a packet of nuts in his pocket, which he gave to the squirrels, and they hailed him as a god.

[Holbytlass]

Unfortunately, these squirrels ritualistically sacrifice their gods.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Snaga was hunting chipmunks and saw Frodo.

[Holbytlass]

Ha-Ha Elf warroir, we did it at the same time...

Fortunately Snaga saved Frodo from being sacrificed.....
Unfortunately, it was Snaga!

[wilwarin538]

Fortunately as Snaga was about to kill Frodo he saw the error of his ways and gave Frodo a hug. :D

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately it was the hug of DOOM!!! ha ha ha yeah...

[wilwarin538]

Fortunetaly the hug of DOOM doesnt effect hobbits so Frodo came out alive.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately the Poke of DOOM does have an effect on hobbits and Snaga began to chase Frodo with his his finger.

[Anguirel]

Fortunately Snaga, demonstrating his awesome power to the Hobbit, poked himself and died instantaneously.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the smell of death attracted evil crows!

[Nimrodel_9]

Fortunately the crows were hobbit-friendly and left Frodo alone.

[Anguirel]

Unfortunately, Frodo was by this stage quite broken down and paranoiac, and was too scared to move.

[wilwarin538]

Fortunately Sam came and started to carry Frodo away.

[Anguirel]

(Oh horror! This is becoming like the book!)

Unfortunately Sam was too unfit to last long and quickly suffered a cardiac arrest.

[wilwarin538]

Fortunetaly the cast of ER came out of nowhere and saved him.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the 8 and the Barrow-wight found fell beasts and went hunting for the Ring.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately they got confuesed between the ring and the movie, so they went to their friendly neighbourhood Blockbuster instead

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, The store was sold out of The Lord of the Rings after Sauron bought them all up to go on a twelve hour watching spree!

[wilwarin538]

Fortunately once Sauron realised he loses at the end he started to cry and brought the movies back.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Sauron got back in contact with the 9.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, by now, Frodo and Sam were just getting inside Mount Doom!

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately strange blobs of blue gelatin started falling out of the sky and blocked the entrance to Mount Doom.

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately, it was second breakfast time.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the gelatin was poisoned.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Frodo and Sam hate Jelly. So they took their swords and cut through it until they were in the Crack of DOOM!

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Frodo refused to destroy the Ring.

[Anguirel]

Fortunately the Ring, which was getting tired, depressed and suicidal, slipped off Frodo's finger anyway...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Gollum jumped out from behind a stone and took the ring before it fell!

[wilwarin538]

Fortunately Gollum slipped on a purple banana peel and fell off the edge.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the Ring had slipped from his fingers as he fell and was now lying before the corrupt Frodo!

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately, Sam-the-uncorrupt slipped the ring into his pocket before Frodo saw.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, Frodo didn't have to see the ring, he could smell it. And the demented, mouth foaming, Frodo went after Sam.

[Anguirel]

Fortunately an epileptic, emaciated Hobbit is rather weaker than a healthy, muscular Hobbit.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Sam was the epileptic, emaciated Hobbit.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Gollum climbed up from a ledge and tried to take the Ring but the Ring slipped out of his grasp and fell into the hot lava and was thus destroyed.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Tolkien was unhappy with this and changed it to read
"Fortunately Gollum climbed up from a ledge and tried to take the Ring but the Ring slipped out of his grasp and fell onto Frodo's head".

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately, the ring got stuck in Frodo's tangled, sticky, unwashed hair and didn't fall into the lava.

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, the tangled, sticky, unwashed hair was actually a wig, allowing Gollum to snatch the hair and ring off of Frodo's head during a death-defying leap from his ledge.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Anborn was watching off in the distance and lassoed Gollum, shouting..."Yay I got the squirrel!"

[Holbytlass]

Unfortunately, Anborn's cowboy shouting awoke the watcher in the water, with its tentacle, tethered Anborn, who still had Gollum lassoed. (picture that one)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Aragorn, who thought this was getting far to silly, snatched the ring from Gollum as he flew past.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately he forgot he can't fly and fell to his immediate doom of broken bones

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, this meant that Gaffer Gamgee could pick up the ring and, as Gandalf had told him all about it, he made his way to Mount Doom.

[wilwarin538]

Unfortunately, the Gaffer noticed Sauron's unkept garden and immediately took out his gardening tools to fix it.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Orcs scared him away.

[wilwarin538]

Unfortunately the orcs had scared him away so quickly that he dropped the ring.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, Sam and Pippin had been searching for the Gaffer to ask him to settle a dispute over the best way to grow taters. They were therefore in the vicinity when the ring was dropped and Pippin picked it up before the Orcs noticed it lying on the ground next to the Gaffer's abandoned garden tools.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately Pip thought the Ring was a butterscotch lifesaver and put it in his mouth.

[Maikadurwen]

fortunately he spit it out after almost choking on it

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately he spit it out right itno same liquid hot Lava

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately(?!), it fell into liquid hot lava lamp instead, therefore not burning up.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, it was Sauron's lava lamp.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, a lava lamp was just was Boromir needed for his disco party, so he took it and headed for Minas Tirith.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately Boromir tripped and the glass shattered.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately the ring was only half-melted after the glass broke and only the evil things were half-destroyed etc.

[Holbytlass]

Unfortunately, they could still run on one foot, fight with one arm and see with one eye.

[Nimrodel_9]

Fortunately Sam found the half melted Ring and brought it back to Frodo who had now washed his hair.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Frodo was still ring-possessed.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately he was only half-ring possessed so he only wanted half of the half of the ring...and a new car

[Holbytlass]

Half of a half of a ring....that's a quarter. Unfortunately, Frodo used that quarter in a gum machine and got...Hey! a plastic novelty one ring!

[Tymezennith]

Fortunately, the other quarter of the ring sprouted legs and started walking along beside Tom Bombadil, who gave it a "Ring Biscuit" and it followed him home.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, again, Tolkien realised that he'd been smoking his pie too much and went in search of his tip-ex (I don't know if you have an American equivalent, but do inform me if you do) to correct his now hole ridden plot.

[Celuien]

Tip-ex = White-out (http://www.officedepot.com/textSearch.do;jsessionid=00000EFG2K5WPCYTSAVIICC43 FQ:uhas9m8r?uniqueSearchFlag=true&Ntt=white-out&x=0&y=0) ?

Fortunately, Tolkien changed "Fortunately the ring was only half-melted after the glass broke and only the evil things were half-destroyed etc." to read "Fortunately (?), the lava-lamp and ring landed in an ice bucket, instantly cooling the lava and enclosing the unmelted ring in solid rock."

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately it was the Witch-King of Angmar's Ice-Bucket

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately, the Witchking of Angmar brought the ice bucket with said rock encased ring to Bilbo Baggin's birthday party.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Tip-ex = White-out (http://www.officedepot.com/textSearch.do;jsessionid=00000EFG2K5WPCYTSAVIICC43 FQ:uhas9m8r?uniqueSearchFlag=true&Ntt=white-out&x=0&y=0) ?
Seems close enough.

Unfortunately, the party had long since finished and so he kept it for himself.

[Kath]

Fortunately he only got to keep the bucket as one of the gardeners charged with removing the drunk hobbits used the ice to wake up some of those too heavy to get into wheelbarrows.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately the Ring's evil contaminated the ice and the corrupted hobbits were now trying to get at it.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, *yours truly* came and set the hobbits staright, in some nice Rugby teams...you got the Shire Hobbits, and the Buckland Tooks, and the Rivendell Half-elves...and etc...

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, a gaping plot hole appeared, destroying the entire storyline.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, this meant that the ring was destroyed.

[Gil-Galad]

Unofrtunately, with the plot line destroyed, the only availbles character was Duck Dodgers of the 24th and 1/2th century!!!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Christopher Tolkien saw his fathers work being sucked into the plot hole and decided he'd better rite some good stuff before "That blasted duck gets in and ruins it!"

[Memory of Trees]

Unfortunately, Christopher failed miserably and the duck escaped and ate him anyway.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, John Ronald Ruel, who had been out to find some more weed for his pipe, found the duck running riot and the plot hole sucking his work into oblivion. It was further fortunate that he had just photocopied some of it and managed to write,
"Fortunately, the ring was re-forged and given back to Frodo. Gandalf turned to Frodo and said 'Now, no more of this nonsense, just destroy the thing. But first take a short holiday... Did you enjoy it? Now get on with it!'"

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, Frodo had neglected to study maps while on vacation and became lost in Mirkwood.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunatley the same thing happened to the spiders of Mirkwood, who were now lost in the Old Forest

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Frodo fell in the enchanted river! :eek:

[Kath]

Fortunately, that gaping plot hole from a while back had been centred in the middle of the river so there was no water in it and the only ill-effects suffered by Frodo were damaged pride and some bruises.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately Frodo was now stuck in a gaping plot hole. :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, after Tolkien’s editing, the hole was not very big and so Frodo was able to get out.

[Elennar Starfire]

Unfortunately, due to the nature of plot-holes, Frodo was turned into a rather large toad.

[Maikadurwen]

fortunatley gandalf appeared and turned him back into a hobbit.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately the Ring had been turned into a toad also, and Gandalf forgot to turn it back in to a ring, so it was now hopping away. :p

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately it was captured by some Frenchman in a nearby caastle and threatened to taunt Frodo a second time!

[Memory of Trees]

Unfortunately for the Frenchman, Frodo (who does not like to be taunted) whopped him over the head with a frying pan and sneezed.

[wilwarin538]

Fortunetaly for the Frenchman(unfortunetaly for Frodo), Frenchmen have very thick skulls.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Ring hopped into the Dauphin's container of tennis balls that he gave to Henry V.

[Larien Telemnar]

Fortunately Henry V. didn't like toads, so he threw the Ring out into the royal pond.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, there was a watcher in the water.

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, the watcher was too busy with drinking his afternoon tea and didn't notice the ring.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately the frenchman noticed the ring again and went ot the castle aaaaaahhhhhhhh

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, he had not picked up the ring and Frodo had!

[Larien Telemnar]

Unfortunately Gollum attacked Frodo from behind and stole the Ring from him (Uhoh).

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Gollum couldn't escape because Henry V had besieged the castle.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Gollum was in a differnt castle.

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately, Gollum was in the Queen of Heart's castle and she was screaming, 'Off with his head!'

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, She realised she was in the wrong story, apologised to Gollum and left.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately that was after she said 'Off with his head" so the ring rolled away from Gollum's dismembered body into Scene 24

[Larien Telemnar]

Unfortunately Gollum's body was reanimated by Sauron trying to use Gollum to get back the Ring, so Gollum (Minus the head) went after the Ring into Scene 24.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Gollum had no head so he ended up in Bram Strokers Dracula

[Larien Telemnar]

Unfortunately for Gollum, Dracula was hungry.......... *Cue music from JAWS*

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, Gollum was far from a beautiful young damsel in distress and the Count had to pass up. With no effort really...


~Ka

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Master Fer, (A cowardly French soldier.) found the Ring and put it on.

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, it was elusively stolen from him by no other than: The Scarlet Pimpernel!!!

~ Ha, ha Ka

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Gollum couldn't find Dr. Frankenstein in order to reattach his head.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Pimpernel had no idea of what the ring was or what it could do and sold it to Frodo at a cheap price and he hopped off into the distance.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the English captured the Pimpernel during the battle of Agincourt and Henry V gave the order to kill the prisoners.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Frodo already had the ring and was on his way to Mount Doom... AGAIN!

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunatley Frodo was in the wrong direction because Mt.Doom has turned into a 60's diner

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien REALLY did not like the way the story was turning out, got up, yelled "ENOUGH! I QUIT!" and threw the as-yet unfinished manuscript of the story into the trash can after tearing it into a billion pieces.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunatley, GIl-Galad became the new star of this new plot combing the streets with his sidekick Danish(who will be played by Nimrodel_9) and looking for the evil Blue Lazer, whos leader is the ....well wouldn't this be Fortunately? i mean its Gil-Galad in all his glory! i know that the next person is going to put something like 'Fortunately that plot was also thrown out' live the dream! and keep your stick on the ice

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, while Gil-Galad was talking about how great he was, a runaway freight train ran him over, thus ending something that would likely have become a complete disaster.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately there are no freight trains in Middle Earth.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately one day, Christopher Tolkien found all the torn up bits of manuscript from his father, pieced it all together with a lot of tape, and continued with the story.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately an Orc spotted Frodo.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Orc had no legs.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, he had a rocket-propelled wheelchair.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Orc had the setting too high and he ended up on the moon.

[Evisse the Blue]

Unfortunately there were loads more where that Orc came from.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Frodo had a grenade launcher.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately he didn't know how to use it and blew his legs off

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately, Sam is there to carry Frodo around on his back. How does he do it? (maybe Jose Conseco knows).

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Orcs called in a Nazgul.

[Kath]

Fortunately the Nazgul were otherwise occupied and while the orcs were complaining about this Frodo and Sam managed to escape.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, The Witch King settled the complaints by burning all the Orcs!

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Sam and Frodo got to Sammath Naur.

[Anguirel]

Unfortunately Frodo was so overcome by deja vu, he swooned into a persistent vegetative state.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, Sam was still awake and tossed the Ring into the Crack of Doom.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, they had come to the wrong volcano.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately the Ring sank into superhot lava and the Ring was destroyed anyway.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Frodo was wearing the ring at the time.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Sam pulled Frodo out.

[Anguirel]

Unfortunately what remained of Frodo could have been carried by a three-legged ant.

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately, Merry and Pippin came by to cheer Sam up with victuals from Saruman's store-house and 'Old Tobey".

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately M@P and Sam were killed in a volcanic eruption.

[Larien Telemnar]

Fortunately, the Valar took pity on the four heros and brought them back to life, sending them to Rivendell.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the Valar had no concept of time, and by the time they sent the four heroes back to Rivendel, it was now a combined casino and brothel.

[Anguirel]

Fortunately there was a bookshop nearby, and Pippin picked up a copy of Lord of the Rings, where the hobbits learnt, to their surprise, that they had saved the world via a completely different, and rather more sensible, course of events than the ones they had actually experienced...

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately it was Lord of the Rings on tape read out by Woody Allen

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, this did not mean anything to the Hobbits.

[Larien Telemnar]

Unfortunately while they were listening to the story they got run over by a bus, which for some reason had careened out of control into the casino which was once Rivendell.

[Gird]

Fortunately the bus was made of cheese so very little damage was done.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, it was made of the Evil Killer Cheese of Doom, which was even worse than a normal bus.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, the mice on the bus had gobbled up so much of the cheese that there wasn't enough left to harm the hobbits.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately the mice gobbled up the hobbits

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the mice were small and kickable. So the hobbits kicked them away.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the headless Gollum died because the Ring was destroyed.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, that had been many yeas ago, and so the Hobbits really did not care.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the mice were really shape-shifting Balrogs.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Hobbits were able to get to higher ground. As Frodo said, "everyone knows Balrogs don't have wings!"

[Evisse the Blue]

Unfortunately Frodo was wrong. They did have wings and were very eager to use them. :p

[Saurreg]

Fortunately the balrogs were not aerodynamically shaped for flying.

[Holbytlass]

Unfortunately, the balrogs (like bumblebees) did not know this, so they flew anyway.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they did not get very far.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, they got far enough.

[Nimrodel_9]

Fortunately the hobbits found a rock and quickly hid beneath it.

[Gird]

Unfortunately the balrog landed on the rock, crushing the hobbits.

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Fortunately, the Balrog was distracted by something shiny, and quickly left the rock.

[Larien Telemnar]

Unfortunately the Hobbits were still crushed.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunatley a eagle picked up the rock

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the rock was too heavy for the eagle to lift.

[Maikadurwen]

fortunately the rock was a large piece of cotton candy that was disguised as a rock.

[Evisse the Blue]

Unfortunately, the hobbits were allergic to cotton candy.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, there was a hospital near by.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately it was haunted by Barrow-Wights

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they were the doctors.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, they were destroyed by an army of giant evil cows.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunatel they were destroyed by an army of giant Termites seeking to make the world right

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the hospital was made mostly of wood, so it collapsed due to the termites' eating it.

[Larien Telemnar]

Fortunately the Hobbits had recovered and had run from the hospital just in time.

[Kath]

Unfortunately they ran right into the army of giant termites.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately the army of giant Termites were good and decided to help the hobbits

[Larien Telemnar]

Unfortunately thew weren't very smart, and couldn't help all that much.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately the Pimpernel got back to his own time. (He survived the battle of Agincourt because Henry V canceled the order to kill the prisoners before they got to the Pimpernel.)

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortuantely that had nothing to help with the story so the hobbits were still with the Giant Termites

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Fortunately, the Grand Termites were allergic to mushrooms, and the hobbits smell strongly of mushrooms. :D

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, everybody was trampled by a stampeding herd of angry musk oxen.

[Larien Telemnar]

Fortunately the Musk Oxen were hungry, so they stopped.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunatley they ate poor sam and agreed to let Frodo go if he can anwser them these questions three, otherside they see

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they were very easy questions, "What is you're name?", "What is you're quest?" and "What is you're favourite colour?"

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Frodo anwsered "Kevin Dubrow", "Neverending quest to save my girlfriend" and "Alabaman Chicken"

[Larien Telemnar]

Fortunately the Musk Oxen believed him :eek:

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the magic powers did not and threw them into the lake of doom!

[Saurreg]

Fortunately the lake was dry.

[Larien Telemnar]

Unfortunately there were alligators who lived in the once un-dry lake.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, they were too dehydrated to notice the Hobbits.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately a badger eyed Master Fer and he was so scared he ran into a river and drowned.

[Saurreg]

Fortunately that held no meaning to the dazed hobbits who were still in the dried up lake.

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, a sudden torrential downpour began to refill the lake.

[The Only Real Estel]

Fortunately, the hobbits had climbed out of the dry, uh, lakebed by now. :p

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortuantely it was slippery so the hobbits fell and Kevin Dubrow broke his leg

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, a mysterious stranger on a flying beast picked them up.

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, it was the Witch King on a Fell Beast.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, he was now so old that he could not remember why he had been chasing them, and so let them go.

[Kath]

Unfortunately, when he let them go they were still a good 100 feet up in the air.

[Memory of Trees]

Unfortunately, worse things waited for them on the ground, like angry cousins and mud fights.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, when he let them go they were still a good 100 feet up in the air.

Fortunately, they landed on a trampoline and eventually got safe onto the ground.

Unfortunately, worse things waited for them on the ground, like angry cousins and mud fights.

Fortunately, they were all asleep and the Hobbits could sneak past with ease.

[Kath]

Unfotunately the couldn't remember where they were going or why and had a 'what is the point!' crisis just on the outskirts of the group of angry cousins.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Samwise suggested that they go and sit in the bar he saw on the horizon and think about things.

[wilwarin538]

Unfortunately they got drunk.(or atleast I think thats unfortunate ;) )

[Gil-Galad]

fortunately they were already drunk for the past events to happen

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately they were kidnapped by an evil circus operater.

[Vinyacoriel]

Fortunately, the evil circus operater was drunk too, so that the hobbits could escape.

[Parmawen]

Unfortunately, angry cousins have noses like bloodhound's and a passion for pinching cheeks in that annoying way so they sniffed their way up to the freshly escaped hobbits who had left the drunk circus people singing old bar tunes.

[Vinyacoriel]

Fortunately the angry cousins walked right past Aragorn and Legolas whose completely opposite and very strong sents completely threw off the angry cousin's noses and they got all confused about where the hobbits were.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately they still had eyes and could see the hobbits in a corner

[The Only Real Estel]

Fortunatley it was a group of other hobbits & the fortunate hobbits were far, far away.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, as they entered what looked like a peaceful place, THE DRAGON CAME!

[Maikadurwen]

fortunately the dragon was only one of gandalfs fireworks.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, it was heading towards them! *Dramatic music*

[Celuien]

Fortunately, it was too far overhead to hit the hobbits and just made a lovely display as it exploded.

[Memory of Trees]

((I apologize for the two "unfortuantes" back there. Kath and I cross-posted...))

Unfortunately, Frodo sprained his neck from staring at the sky for too long.

[Vinyacoriel]

Fortunately, the hobbits had a cast to wrap his neck in

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, it was infected!

[wilwarin538]

Fortunately Merry's parents had forced him to go to medical school.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, he always sneaked out of lessons and learned nothing.

[Holbytlass]

Fortunately, Frodo's vaccinations were all up to date so he couldn't catch the infection.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Pippin did get infected... with the Plague! or was that plaque?

[Vinyacoriel]

Fortunately, Pippen only had plaque, not the Plague.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, it was a man-eating plaque!!!

[Bungo Baggins]

Fortunately, Pippin was a hobbit, not a man and was safe.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, it did not know the difference between a Hobbit and a Man.

[The Only Real Estel]

Fortunately, man-eating plaques die when they try to eat things that aren't men, so that took care of that.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, an evil giant snake thing named Bob appeared and started eating everything in sight.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Gandalf came to the rescue and killed the snake.