Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, it still wasn't fatal and they all skipped off to play in a fun game! (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showthread.php?t=14199)

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, they fell down a bottomless pit.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the bottomless pit had a bottom, with pillows and lots of lembas!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the bottom of the pit was there because of a lack of funds in the pit diggers association. This meant that the pillows and lembas were of a very low quality and probably poisonous.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the pillows were all organic and
had been made at COFF (Certifiably Orc Fully Free)
factories.

[Volo]

Unfortunaly, the pillows were carnivores.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the pillows had no teeth.

[Precioussss]

Unfortunately, the pillows were actually not pillows at all, but cacti.

[Alonna]

Fortunately, all the spines on the cacti had been removed.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, the spines regrew.

[satansaloser2005]

Fortunately, the spines were more of a feather-like consistency

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the orcs solved everything, so the good guys that smoked pipeweed got out of the bottomless hole (which wasn't really wasn't bottomless) that the feather like consistency of spikes on the cacti.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, the elves unsolved everything.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, a dragon ate them all.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, THE DRAGON spit them out IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, he spit them directly into Mount Doom.

[Alonna]

Fortunately, Mount Doom had stopped erupting.

[Thinlómien]

Unfortunately, Mt Zoom hadn't and it was close enough to drown them in lava.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the eagles saved them.

[Alonna]

Unfortunately, the Gondorian soldiers decided to use the eagles for target practice.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Sauron took over the world

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, Sauron took over the world.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, he didn't have the Ring(it was in the hands of a halfling)

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, that halfling was Pippin, who carelessly gave it away to a Ringwraith.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, That was just Frodo dressed as a Ringwraith.(and there was no Wraiths for a gazillion miles)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the Barrow Wights were there to take the ring! ;)

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, that was the BWH, and he is not that crazy(is he?)

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, he really was that crazy.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, he dropped it and it came into the hands of Bombadil!

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, Bombadil really was the Witch-King.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Éowyn was there with Merry, and they had their swords!

[Alonna]

Unfortunately, Pippin had replaced their swords with fake rubber ones as a prank.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the Witch-King laughed so hard at their attempts to kill him that he exploded.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, the ensuing explosion destroyed everything in a 3-meter radius, with residual damage from within 10m of the Witch-King at the time of explosion.

[Volo]

Fortunately, there was nothing exept an overgrown mammoth within the 10m radius.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, said overgrown mammoth was the most important mammoth in the world and held the key to the destruction of Sauron!

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the key had gotten passed to the Barrow Wight Himself!

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, since we all know that the key to defeating Sauron is the Ring, that meant that the B-W had the Ring.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Frodo was in the hands of the BW and he knew how to get Tom Bombadil!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Frodo was in the hands of the Barrow Wight who was convinced Frodo was an endangered bird and tried to keep him safe by putting him in a cage.

[Alonna]

Fortunately, Frodo had a picklock with him and was able to escape the cage.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the cage had been hung directly over a pool full of crocodiles.

[Nogrod]

Fortunately Frodo knew there were no crocodiles in the Middle-Earth and so he saw that they were only illusions to which he wouldn't buy into.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, The pond actually had me in it, and I happen to not like Frodo!:D

[Alonna]

Fortunately, Frodo is a better swimmer than you are.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Hobbits don't and can't swim and I can!(even if it's not that fast):D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, all the water was drunk by Bombur and Frodo captures and axes you to death. :p

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, I happen to be a Barrow wight, and that means that I can't be axed to death:p, and besides I've got Sauron's key to taking over the world around my neck anyways, so Frodo doesn't have it anymore!

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came along and convinced the barrow wight to give johnny the keys and run away to the seas. (it rhymes so it must be true!)

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the key was just a fake!

[McCaber]

Fortunately if it was a fake, Frodo still had the real one.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, a Dragon ate him.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Sam was there and he cut the belly of the dragon open and Frodo and Lotho came out "So that's what happened to the Pimple"!

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, no one cared about Lotho.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Lobelia did!

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, she only cared about him enough to hit him with her umbrella.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, he had allies so he sent her off to the Lockholes!:p

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the lockholes were full

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, there was a pit near by.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, it was not really a pit, but more of a a small hole full of soft cussions

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the cushion filled hole was a hobbit hole, a hobbit hole called Bag End!

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, the Black Riders knew where Bag End was.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, it was just Lobelia and the black riders had no use of her!

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the TheGreatElvenWarrior barrow wignt who's being neglected here looks exactly like gollum from behind, and good ol' Sam was sneaking up behind her.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fotunately, TGEW is not a guy but rather a thirteen year old girl who happens to like her dearest Samwise much more than a girl should love a already married hobbit in this case and would gladly ask for his autograph before he would kill her ...

and she happens to be able to kick but of people who confuse her gender(and besides shes got a full head of dark brown hair that is rather long)...

(but she might have mercy enough to save thee from being killed by her total and complete scaryness, nails, and teeth(and plus her moms expired medicine in her medical kit because she happens to be a Paramedic))

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, walls of text are too boring to pay attention to.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the walls of text is too long to pay attention to!

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, a squirrel stole the Ring during the confusion.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, it was a chat squirrel and it gave the Ring to Esty.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, a racoon then then stole the ring from Esty.

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, the raccoon was me (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpost.php?p=379031&postcount=1011).

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the pengish revolt against raccoons led lommy to be driven to the sea.

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, being actually a penguin, it was no problem to me. ;)

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately, it was a sea of liquid hot magma

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, lommy is the world's only flying penguin

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, penguins don't fly because their feathers aren't made for that.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, that is not the reason she could fly. She was riding on the back of an eagle.

[Alonna]

Unfortunately, the penguin was so heavy that the eagle couldn't carry her and fell into the sea of magma.

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, she was resistant to liquid hot magma.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, the eagle wasn't.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, nobody cared about the eagle!

[Thinlómien]

Unfortunately, the eagle cared about himself and was greatly grieved by his own death.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Gil came by and made up the Weeping-Ghost Eagle and it shall now be a new trend-character, such as johnny, Mt. Zoom and the Alien Zombie Dog.

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunatly, all those character all died in a car accident.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Groin is new amongst us and has yet to know, nothing can die in this thread permanantly. also i forgot to add Were-Feanor and Zombie-Disco Boromir.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, a massive in-joke rebellion took place and the resulting war left several of them with less limbs and or wheels. Needless to say, they destroyed a lot of the countryside.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately (For the eagle), the eagle was Gwaihir's brother and had been hunting the hare that had killed his brother on page 1 of this thread, and that was the reason it was here

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the Eagle was lost and was never seen again!

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, the elves went to hunt the hare.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the hare was actually a hair

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, the hair was on a hare.

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunatly both hair's/hare's were on fire, and they burned the elves up!

[McCaber]

Fortunately the elves knew enough to stop, drop, and roll.

[Alonna]

Unfortunately when the elves stopped, dropped, and rolled, they rolled into a bunch of thorn bushes.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the bushes were really an intergalactic space pod taking the elves to the prison planet Polaris7(don't ask, it's from the most recent play I was in;))

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, every one had now forgotten about the eagle.

[McCaber]

Fortunately, the eagle was now a ghost and needed no cares.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Polaris7 was about to go through a pole shift which would wipe out all life on it.

[Groin Redbeard]

Fortunately, the ghost eagle used his supernatural powers to save all the life.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, wiping out all life on Polaris7 was a very good thing!

[Laurinquë]

Unfortunately, the eagle has forgotten how to apperate to imaginary planets and the elves and all other lives are stranded.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

fortunately, they started to eat each other

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, they didn't taste good.

[Hammerhand]

Fortunately, one of them had three small sachets of mustard to flavor the raw meat.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, those tiny mustard packets don't go very far towards making elf taste good. Believe me, I tried.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, they had enough condements because they had a big pocket to put them in after they stole them from the lunch room and the school Phsyco-cologist has many packrts as well!;)

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, there was a hole in that big pocket of theirs, so they lost all the condements, and by the time they picked them all up the elves began to rot and get spoiled.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the the nice little place they went to turned out to be Valinor!

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, as soon as they arrived the Valar packed up all their things and moved Valinor away to an unknown location.:p

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, everyone forgot about their prior experiances and moved to Mordor (including the Valar)

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, when the Valar arrived Sauron and his thugs had a brawl with them in one of the allies of Barad-Dur.

Oh no,:eek: I'm stuck with being the Unfortunate person! I'm so depressed.:(

[McCaber]

Fortunately, Sauron's got nothing on Tulkas.

(And I like being the unfortunate one. It's easier to think of humorous stuff.)

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Frodo was there to overthrow Sauron.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, TGEW crossposted.

[Groin Redbeard]

Fortunately, that was not unfortunate.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, we still have a story to tell.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, its a good story

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, we're still not telling it. Even more unfortunately, I'll do nothing to get back on topic.

[Groin Redbeard]

Fortunately, I wished for 2 wishes that turn into fishes, who have wishes for more fishes to have wishes that are corrupted by other fishes who have wishes that my wish will come true.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, everybody ignored the last post and went on to talk about how wonderful life would be with Gothmog as king.

[Groin Redbeard]

Fortunately, we put a stop to that.

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, Gothmog somehow managed a massive and efficient personality cult via a random late-night poll, that was exclusively given to those Morgoth had paid off to get his right hand man out of a tight one...


~ Just Saying... Ka

[McCaber]

Fortunately, Gothmog was the right candidate at the right time. He just struck a chord with the public.

[Laurinquë]

Unfortunately, most of the public was comprised of earwigs.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the public knew who to cast as Gothmog!

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, the directors didn't.

[Eönwë]

Fortuantely, the directors were fired after that incident with the salad and the fire...

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, the new director they hired was none other than Morgoth.

[Alonna]

Fortunately, the Valar were keeping an eye on Morgoth so he didn't misbehave.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Morgoth did misbehave and thus lead to a horrible death to all of the cast members!

[McCaber]

Fortunately, after the cast was dead Tulkas put a quick stop to this.

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, Tulkas was on steroids and the people forced him to leave the country.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, so was Morgoth

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, Morgoth was really taking sugar pills, and Tulkas beat him to a pulp!:D

[Alonna]

Fortunately, Morgoth was severely allergic to sugar and had a terrible allergic reaction.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, his allergies did not prevent him from wreaking havoc on everyone.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Morgoth's allergies weakened him so
that his wreaking havoc consisted of putting a
"Brady Bunch" tv closed loop virus on all cable
programs in ME. (Which is frightening enough,
in itself). :eek:

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, that's the way they all became the Brady Bunch!

[McCaber]

Fortunately, at least they all had a good theme song.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, it was by force, and some didn't like it.

[Groin Redbeard]

Fortunately, Morgoth hypnotized them so that everyone would like it.:p

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the cable system exploded and nobody was happy.

[McCaber]

Fortunately, the death of cable let everyone realize how awesome books were.

[Alonna]

Unfortunately, Morgoth had a good cable repairman who was able to fix the cable.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, a shark ate the repairman.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, because he ate the repairman, the shark was able to fix the cable.

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, after the shark fixed the cable he ate it.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, in the meanwhile, everyone was reading books, including HoME

[Alonna]

Unfortunately, all the books were written in a foreign language no one could understand.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Gandalf managed to translate them.

[Laurinquë]

Unfortunately, he translated them into Hawaiian, the only modern world language he was interested in.

[McCaber]

Fortunately, Hawai'ian is still an awesome language.

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHHTT

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, the DRAGON could not see in the dark.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, he could still BURNINATE in the dark!

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, he lit several sticks of dynamite on fire by accident and blew himself up.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, it burnt up all the books translated into Hawaiian so people couldn't have an argument aboutwhether Balrogs had wings.

[Manwathiel]

fortunatly, a Balrog turned up so they could see if it had wings or not

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, that balrog was Johnny the Stinky Balrog

[Manwathiel]

fourtunatly, everyone attacked him with deodrant and he stoped being smelly

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom gave Johnny a lift away from the deodorant people.

[Manwathiel]

fourtunatly, they dropped him in the land of sweet smells

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately Johnny's stench was so strong it overpowered the land of sweet smells and became known as the Land of foul smells

[Manwathiel]

fourtunatly johnny died and the land died with him

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Yavanna fixed this by invented a flower which smelled nicer than Jonny smelled bad.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, All of the deoderent people caught up with Johnny in now the land of foul smells...

[Eönwë]

frtunaetely, Johnny was dead so he could be fully deoderised without fear of attack from his (nonexistent) wings

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, he rose up again to become Johnny the Stinky Zombie Balrog!

...I'm going to regret posting this...

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Johnny was getting tired of Zombie-Disco-Boromir always trying to be the better zombie, and pestered Manwe to make him normal again.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunaelty, Manwe got so angry that he bew out Johnny's fire

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Manwe made Johnny immortal without realizing.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Johnny misheard "immortal" as
"immoral" and began visiting numerous houses
of ill repute. (Well, I guess that's unfortunate).

[Nogrod]

Fortunately Johnny's terrible hearing had nothing to do with the effectivity of the spell - and as he also had trouble with his other senses he only imagined those ill-reputed places with his mind's eye.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, Shelob came back to wage war on the world again.

[Precioussss]

Fortunately, Johnny ate her.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, that meant Johnny was a hero, and anyone that hated Johnny hates all the good things in the world.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, a nice plate of food apeared in front of Johnny

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, despite the plate being nice, the food was horrible.

[McCaber]

Fortunately, he ate only the plate.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the plate was made of nitroglycerine, which reacted with Johnny's fire and...

*BOOOOOOOOOM!*

[McCaber]

Fortunately, as a Balrog, fire and explosions have no real effect on our dear Johnny.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, the fire and explosions woke
up Gandalf who chased Johnny down pits
and up mountains.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Gandalf and Johnny are friends and also Gandalf knows that Johnny is immortal!;)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Gandalf and Johnny got into a fight
over a really cute maia and Gandalf got Eru to
send Johnny into the Void. :eek:

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Melkor was just about to escape from the void and offered Johnny a way out with him.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, Melkor escaped from the void.

[Rikae]

Fortunately, Johnny voted for him and got him lynched.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, Melkor was the Seer.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, that was the deciding vote, were-feanor and his wolves won, the game was over and Melkor was alive again.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Melkor was only alive as a
reanimated zombie.

[Groin Redbeard]

Fortunately, Melkor the zombie was quite handsome.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, that made Zombie-Disco-Boromir jealous.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, they were both burned to ashes because THE DRAGON CAME!

[Rikae]

Unfortunately, the ashes were also quite handsome.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON exploded in a rather anticlimactic 'pop'.

[Eönwë]

fortunately, it was a handsome sounding 'pop'

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, the last post doesn't count, because dortunately isn't a word (it sounds cool:D).

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, it cancelled out the previous double 'Unfortunately' posts.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately (to fix up the whole mix up of double unfortunately posts) the post actually now says (And has said for a while) fortunately and so the handsome pop is resurrected from the dead post graveyard.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, that means it was not only a double post, but a zombie double post.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately its time to get back on topic

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, a mad Oliphaunt trampled all the zombies flat.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, zombie threads can not be trampled on, so they stayed alive on other computers (Except the one that was trampled)

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, he trampled the entire Internet.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, that means that I can't do my paper about the internet and I end up failing out of college.

[Rikae]

Unfortunately, that means that I can't do my paper about the internet and I end up failing out of college.
Fortunately, Harvard gave McCaber an honorary PhD in Applied Lycanthropy.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the villagers lynched him before he could get anything out of the degree.

[McCaber]

Fortunately he at least got a meal of the Harvard professors.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for the Harvard professors, they
encountered a vengeful McCaber, now starring in
"Young Frankenstein II, He's Back With An Attitude!"
(The love child of Elizabeth and the monster?)

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Eru slipped and fell on the reset button.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, this caused everything to revert to the way it was in the beginning, and thus Morgoth was no longer stuck in the Void.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Morgoth was not et Morgoth, as such, and still, Melko, and not yet evil, and all the other Valar liked him (except Ulmo, the outcast, with his amazing foresight).

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Melkor had somehow kept all his memories from before the reset and was therefore still evil.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately (for Melko) the other Valar didn't know this and were still his friends

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, Ulmo found out!

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, he told he other Valar



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[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, it was too late and Morgoth had taken over the universe.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Meneltarmacil has run out of ideas that end in the total destruction of Arda and beyond

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, other people than Menel still had these ideas.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, I'm not one of them

[Rikae]

Unfortunately, I am one of them and THE DRAGON CAME!

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, he got really sick and died.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, before he died he caused some major havoc.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, that havoc was undermined by Gandalf. and became nuisance havoc.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, this made Major Havoc sad. With his demotion, he was only a Corporal Havoc.

[Rikae]

Fortunately, he died and became Incorporeal Corporal Havoc.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, Professor Chaos

http://copiaeincolla.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/professor_chaos.jpg

came by and recruited him to his cause

[Rikae]

Fortunately, his cause was "looking as absurd as possible while sharing chocolate bars with his pet bat in the stairwell of a large and very ugly central European university EDIT and chanting "yes, I am on topic, Tolkientolkientolkien".

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the Hare (that started off as hair in page 1) returned again in the arms of Zombie-Johnny-the-stinking-Balrog

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, they both smelled nice!

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, that amounted to almost nothing.

[Eönwë]

Fortunatey they were frozen for two years (using superior cryogenicss to what we have now, that actually worked)

[Rikae]

Unfortuately, Prof. Chaos and Corporal Havoc mistook them for fudgesicles and ate them.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately this did not matter, as they were only their stunt doubls, and the real ones were safely locked away in mount doom

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortuantely, Mount Doom became Mt. Zoom once again!

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, it drove off a cliff and fell into the sea.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the Sea was so sick of the Mount Zoom joke that it threw it back onto the land with a roar.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the Hare and Johnny escaped unscathed

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Johnny and the hare disappeared into oblivion.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, oblivion was actually Bilbo's house, and they were all well fed and happy.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, they (some dwarves and a wizard)
were all well-fed and happy because they had just
crashed at Bilbo's, eaten all his food, and got him to
go off on an adventure to Aman to help Morgoth get
three really neat jewels he wanted.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Ulmo appeared and convinced him to come back

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Ulmo's appearance caused a gigantic tsunami to engulf the Shire.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, none of the cool kids lived in the shire.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the Nine happened to be in the Shire at that moment, and they were swept away.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the Nine had seen PJ's movie and
used Legolas's surfboardish techniques to
ride the deluge back to Mordor.

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately, the deluge took a right at isengard and ended up in Dol Amroth.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Dol Amroth was also the name of a lovely sweet-shop in the countryside, and thats where they ended up.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, the nazgul found out that the shop
was owned by Gandalf and featured only white
chocolates-not the nazguls favorite
REALLY DARK CHOCALATE!

[Groin Redbeard]

Fortunately, Saruman's store was next to Gandalf's with all sorts of dark treats.