Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the Nazgul ran over Gandalf while trying to get the chocolates.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they were very light, and Gandalf wasn't harmed at all.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, the steeds were not so light.

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, they were magic steeds that floated in the air instead of walking on the ground.

[Valesse]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was too tall for the steads to clear his head safely.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, there was a posistion open for a headless horseman.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Gandalf could not take it anyway, as he did not qualify for the criteria (Headless horseman, not Headless Horsemaia)

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the Valar decided to give him a new head.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, it was a balrog head

[Valesse]

Fortunately, the Balrog head came with the ablity to spit fire (... and to eat ridiculously spicy hot sauces).

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, confusion over his new identity caused him to throw himself into the Pit of Khazad-Dum.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, that is where every Maia with a Balrog head fell, and they made a society and gandalf was at peace in his new home.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, a civil war soon broke out.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, it was a very civil civil war.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was nit very civil about it.

[The Sixth Wizard]

Fortunately, Gandalf spontanaeously combusted.

...

... what? It was fortunate!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the fire spread into the cake shop! :eek:

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately the cakes where fire-proved.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately the owner wasn't (and neither were any of the other sweets)

[Valesse]

Fortunately, There was a fire squad nearby to handle the matter.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately they handled the matter in a very clumsy way and all ended up dying in a most gruesome way.

[McCaber]

Fortunately, it was really funny.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, everyone for miles around died laughing

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, some Sackville-Baggins speculators
came by later and made a "killing" buying up the
now available properties and turning them into
a Walmart Superstore (well, not so fortunate for JRRT). :eek:

[Valesse]

Unfortunately, there wasn't enough business to support the superstores and the Sackville-Bagginses became destitute.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately (well, not for the Sackville-Bagginses), this forced them to give out free goods.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately (for the HAPA [Hobbits Against
Pipeweed Addiction] ) a Saruman subsidiary
took over the store and prospered selling
pipeweed and accessories to Easterlimgs and
Southrons since they assumed Aragorn's smoking
was the key to his military success.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the Easterlings and Southrons all died of lung cancer, eliminating the threat to Gondor.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, with no-one to fight, Gondor did not need all its warriors and lost a lot of its power and dignity (not to mention land).

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Gondor still had enough power to
invade Bree using "Shock and Awe" tactics to
intimidate Bree's greatest warrior (Barliman Butterbur).

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately (for the war) , Barliman was Aragorn's friend, so when he found out, they stopped the attack

[The Sixth Wizard]

Fortunately, Bree is a complete hole anyway and the countryside would be impossible to march through (I've heard its even got blackberry bushes, yeowch!), so it all ended up good for Gondor.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, it came to the wrong place.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for the resident, the wrong
place seemed to be Bilbo's study, but
was in fact PJ's reconstructed Bag End.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately (maybe, not sure how much directing experience the dragon has), the dragon ate PJ and went on to direct "The Hobbit" himself.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately he directed "The Hobbit" (namely Bilbo Baggins) to the Void

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Smaug then went on to direct
"Cats-the Reunion Tour" before writing
the definitive biography:
Ancalagon the Black: The Superdragon no one
Knows.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Ancalagon the Black actually turned out to be female (Despite what has been said) and sued Smaug for not being politically correct and not writing "superdrangoness"

[The Sixth Wizard]

Fortunately this prevented Smaug from directing the movie entitled "The Hobbit", which ended in a dramatic reconstruction of Bilbo being directed to the Void.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately this meant that no-one would ever be able to direct the movie entitled "The Hobbit"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Saruman, working on a comeback as a
sharp Middle Earth uberlawyer (no umlauts available
here :mad: ) won Smaug's case against Ancalagon
(who, it turned out, was really a transvestite) and
Smaug then agreed to produce The Hobbit as part
of his HBO series Everything You Ever Wanted To
Know About Dragons But Were Afraid To Ask.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, he rewrote the script so that it was all about the poor old Dragon just trying to keep his treasure safe from Dwarves, Lakemen, and burglars, and ended with Bilbo getting burned to a crisp by Smaug.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, eveyone liked it and it made Smaug rich again!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Smaug, Saruman then
demanded his $600 an hour lawyer fee
(plus expenses to use the Minas Tirith
law library) which took 70 per cent of
Smaug's new treasure. :(

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately (for Smaug) dragons tend to eat anyone dumb enough to mess with their treasure.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately (for Smaug), Saruman was not just "anybody", he was a Maia with superpowers!

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, those superpowers only meant Super-Hearing and the ability to to blame other people.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, he blamed Smaug

[The Sixth Wizard]

Fortunately, Smaug's mother entered here, heard the conversation, and told him to go to his room, no "but"s.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately he said "But"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Smaug's uncle, a peace
time consigliere, was able to "keep the peace"
between Smaug and his mum at a congenial dinner
at Louis' in the Bronx.

(They had the veal).

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, A BALROG APPEARED!!!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the balrog was a skilled family
conflicts therapist.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, he died

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Saruman used his voodoo to bring him back from the dead

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, being dead had changed the Balrog and he could no longer family conflicts therapist.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, it also meant that he lost his [nonexistent] wings.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, if he lost his non-existent wings, with that being double-negative, which then becomes a positive, therefore the Balrog currently has wings.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, that is impossible, as Balrogs cannot sustain the weight of wings (not being built for such a purpose).

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Middle-Earth good guys, Saruman
whipped up some genetic engineering to allow
balrogs to have and use functional wings.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately (for the people of middle-earth-sorry balrog!) This meant that the balrog turned into an uruk with wings, and he lost his Maiaric capabilities.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, Saruman was able to make millions of Uruk's with wings.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they alll got eaten by the original one, who turned back into a Balrog.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, before they got eaten, the
winged uruks got Saruman to give functional
wings to Treebeard's turned evil buddies.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, this made them turn back into normal trees (with wings!!!).

[Eonwe]

Unfortunately, you've got my name! Just kidding...

Fortunately, these horribly disfigured trees were promptly cut down by Saruman's ruffians...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Saruman's ruffians got so drunk in celebrating that they filled Bag End up with empty mugs, kebabs, sick and badgers. Frodo was not impressed.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Bombadil came by to cheer everyone up.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Bombadil brought lots
of beer and wine and crashed at Bagend
due to a spat with his mother in law.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Bombadil was just Merry's nickname, annd then the real Tom Bombadil came to sort everyone out.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, the real Tom Bombadil's
nickname was Merry, so everyone got
even more confused. :eek:

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate Tom Bombadil, resolving the confusion.

[Eönwë]

Unfortantely Tom Bombadil sang his way out (as you do) and magaged to turn the dragon into a very harmless chicken, which everyone (except Tom Bombadil, who is supposedly vegetarian) ate.

[Valesse]

Fortunately, the fact Merry/Bombadil ate the chicken and Tom Bombadil/Merry did not resolved the issue again.

[Eönwë]

Unfotunately, a hole in the space-time continuum appeared and trapped everyone in the Void!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the Void was in the attic of the
Green Dragon so everyone went downstairs
and had PINTS!! of beer while Merry/Bombadil
and Bombadil/Merry led them as they
danced and sang on a table.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately, it was non-alcolholic beer.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, there was lots of alcoholic wine.

[Valesse]

Unfortunately, the wine didn't taste very good at all.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, this caused Barliman to invent
the wine spritzer. (Well, it beats watching
Merry try to match Hillary Clinton boilermaker
for boilermaker). :D

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, they realised that they actually were on a desert island, and had to burn it all when a nearby ship passed.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the island turned out to be Tol Eressëa,
candidate for a second round match in Arda Cup Soccer 2008.

[McCaber]

Unfortunately, the Angband team was the one who ended up there.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Tol Eressea was just a new-fangled nickname for Davy Jones' Locker which happened to suddenly enter Tolkien's legendarium.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Davy Jones' Locker turned out
to be a locker in the training room of Team
Valimar training for Arda Cup Soccer 2008.

VALIMAR
G- Ungolient
DF- Ulmo
DF- Alatar
DF- Pallando
DF- Radagast
MF- Arien
MF- Orome
MF- Tilion
MF- Earendil
FW- Tulkas
FW- Eonwe

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, nobody cared.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Unfortunately, nobody caring was the sign that Dagor Dagorath is upon us.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, though it may be upon us, it wasn't upon them.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Unfortunately, Morgoth decided to hit Eönwë with Grond. :p

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Eönwë (http://forum.barrowdowns.com/member.php?u=6500) wasn't there to get it...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Unfortunately, instead of writing, TheGreatElvenWarrior was there to get it. Morgoth decided destroying the Shire is a more profitable pastime.

(Think of the Hobbits!)

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the hobbits know he was coming so they asked the Valar if they'd help in getting Morgoth out of the Shire.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Unfortunately, the Valar, too, decided that destroying the Shire is fun.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, in came the Illuvatar! And the Shire was saved from all destruction.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, as soon as Illuvatar left, all the Valar (except Ulmo, of course) attacked the shire again.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, all inhabitants of the Shire fled to the Barrow-Downs, Old Forest, and Tom Bobadil's house... Tom Bombadil's house turned into a hotel essencially.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Tom Bombadil went deaf, so when the EVIL Valar came, he couldn't help them as they sang for him to come.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Eru made Gaffer Gamgee one of the Valar in the top position!

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, he got corrupted (By wanting to make a new species of Potatoes, which Eru didn't allow him to- even theough they were the size of small cats and repelled all bugs!) and the only faithful Vala left was Ulmo, and he was in hiding.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Gaffer Gamgee died of potato poisoning and Ulmo discovered the cure for gangrene.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Samwise didn't like that, so he went on a rampage while in Valinor, so many beings were hurt and killed...

[Oddwen]

Fortunately for Valinor, Samwise mistook the hill of Túna for a fish, so he tried to eat it and died before he did much damage.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, for Valinor Galadriel came! And she saved Sam and The Gaffer but decided to trash Valinor and turned into a queen, beautiful and powerful, so she ruled Middle-earth...

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, she was as beautiful as Luthien, so she died.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Celeborn came to the rescue and Valinor was saved!

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Cirdan hadn't made the ship and on the way back, it sank.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, nobody important was on the ship, so it didn't matter.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the ship did carry someone who was going to be important, so a few years later Middle-Earth was covered by a swarm of giant, man-eating locusts from Khand, the sncestors of whom the important-person-to-be (otherwise known as Bob) would have killed.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, said savior of Middle-earth was raised out of the sea by Ulmo and was saved.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately he fell out of Ulmo's hand as he lifted him up.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Osse was there to pick him back up.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Osse was attacked by a swarm of demonic monkeys and dropped Bob during the confusion.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Bob was actually a Balrog, and he flew with his wings of shadow.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was there to knock Bob out of the sky.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate Gandalf.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Gandalf tasted so bad that THE DRAGON spit him right back up.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Bob fell on him, as wings of shadow aren't real wings at all.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, it was not specified who Bob fell on, so it was assumed that Bob fell on the half eaten Gandalf, and since Gandalf can't fly they fell into the ocean.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Bob used his "wings for show" to swm back to dry land, witth Gandalf clinging onto him.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was trying to kill Bob in the process.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON was still alive and rather mad at them.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, said dragon didn't do anything to Bob, but caught Gandalf...

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the dragon got Weil's disease and died suddenly ("I knew I shouldn't have eaten all those rats!")

[Eönwë]

Fortuantely, a new one popped up in its place.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Eonwe double posted.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, it was only to make sure that this game didn't disappear forever into the deeps of time.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the game wouldn't have disappeared into the depths of time.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, this short interruption into the main game was stopped with this post.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, TGEW didn't know where to begin...

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, a dragon ate him and started the action again.

[Groin Redbeard]

Unfortunately, the Dragon was flattened by Mount Zoom when he attempted to cross the street.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, this all just happened in Frodo's dream.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom ran over Frodo while he slept.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, he was deep underground in a hole, and Mt. Zoom just went right over and he was unharmed.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom turned 'round and went into that hole and then ran Frodo over

[Eönwë]

Fortuantely, just as it got above him, it started spinning "right round, baby, right round" and the force lifted Frodo off his feet and out of its top.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, in order to do that, Frodo had to pass through the lava to get to the top...:rolleyes:

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Mt. Zoom was still singing the song, and to do that, the lava had to come out first- in fact it also flew outwards due to the spinning (centrifugal?) force.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, according to my science teacher, there is no such thing as a centrifugal force, so that just couldn't happen

[Eönwë]

Fortuantely, that's only one science teacher and Mt. Zoom didn't have your science teacher (in fact, he had none) he didn't know this, and anyway, the effect is the same,whatever you label it as.

Also fortunately, I am leaving this thread until someone else comes in to free me from the "fortunately"s, as this thread is unfortunately abandoned by other Downers or I just have nothing better to do (more likely- I'll probably do the next one anyway).

[Babidi Buu]

fortunatly, Babidi Buu has come to visit this thread. Unfortunatly It will probably leave Eonwe stuck on the "Fortunatly's"

[Nerwen]

Fortunately, I'm going to ignore the last post. (Sorry, Babidi Buu.)

Fortuantely, that's only one science teacher and Mt. Zoom didn't have your science teacher (in fact, he had none) he didn't know this, and anyway, the effect is the same,whatever you label it as.

*cough* *cough* It's due to inertia.

So where were we? Oh yes.

Unfortunately, the interior of the mountain was red hot, so Frodo got horribly burned.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately, The eagles came with giant bucketts and cooled Mt. Zoom off

Off Topic: Well, a tried:confused:

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Manwe had just invented plate
techtonics which heated up Mount Zoom and moved it
next door to Bagend.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the hobbits got a nice hot summer due to it.

[Nerwen]

Unfortunately, Frodo couldn't enjoy it much, due to those horrible burns I mentioned in my last post.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunatly Sam, Merry and Pippin Did:)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, while visiting Eriador from Gondor, Arwen
gave Frodo aa excellent herbal massage learned
from her daddy which cured Frodo.

[Nerwen]

Unfortunately, this caused Frodo to fall hopelessly in love with Arwen.

(Sorry again, Babidi Buu. You need to try a bit harder.;))

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately, Aragorn came in and noticed frodo beginning to fall in love with arwen

(that's the best i can come up with so far. Trying to get better though)

[Nerwen]

Unfortunately, he was so outraged that he ran Frodo through with Andúril.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, it was only a ceremonial rubber
Anduril which only tickled Frodo.

[Nerwen]

I said "he ran Frodo though"!

Deal with it!:p

[Lindale]

I said "he ran Frodo though"!

Deal with it!:p

Fortunately Mandos wasn't quite willing to accept Frodo in his halls and had him restored to full health.

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately, Frodo still had the Wound(Which is actully a hole) Aragorn had given him..

What is anduril a "Morgul Blade"?

[Nerwen]

Fortunately, Arwen sewed it up.

[What in Middle-earth does your question mean, Babidi Buu?]

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, she sewed it up with elven rope, which just made things worse!

[Lindale]

Unfortunately, Frodo still had the Wound(Which is actully a hole) Aragorn had given him..

What is anduril a "Morgul Blade"?

(Anduril is the farthest thing from a Morgul Blade. Morgul blades are, well, those wielded by the Nazgul, like the knife that pierced Frodo on Weathertop. Anduril is the sword reforged from the shards of Narsil which was used to cut the Ring from Sauron's lovely hand.)

Fortunately the elven-rope had magical properties which, apart from the marijuana-ish side effect, healed Frodo.

[skip spence]

(Anduril is the farthest thing from a Morgul Blade. Morgul blades are, well, those wielded by the Nazgul, like the knife that pierced Frodo on Weathertop. Anduril is the sword reforged from the shards of Narsil which was used to cut the Ring from Sauron's lovely hand.)

Fortunately the elven-rope had magical properties which, apart from the marijuana-ish side effect, healed Frodo.

Unfortunately, the marijuana-ish side effect gave Frodo the munchies, and he stuffed himself with Lembas until the stitches burst open.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Frodo didn't.

[Lindale]

Fortunately, Frodo didn't.

Frodo didn't what?

[Eönwë]

Frodo didn't what?

Burst open.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately by some twist of fate Frodo was allergic to some other component of the Elven rope (or the needle used was dirty) that he needed to go to Elrond directly.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the Spanish Inquisition appeared (which
surprised everyone) and Frodo confessed he was
actually fine and was just hoping someone would feel
sorry for him, put him in a comfy chair, and get him a
nice cup of tea.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Frodo was a liar!

[Babidi Buu]

What is anduril a "Morgul Blade"?

[What in Middle-earth does your question mean, Babidi Buu?]

Just joking around ^_^ I knew Anduril was not a Morgul Blade. I just said that because of my Unfortunately thingy about Frodo still having the wound (Or hole)
-------
Fortunately, the nice cup of tea had some kind of Magic that would not alow frodo to lie

Hope that's not a refrence to something else..

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, not being able to lie, Frodo confessed
that he never wanted to be a ringbearer, preferring
to be a lumberjack in British Columbia,
where he could sing, sing sing...

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, because he hasn't got a "best girlie by his side", he's technically not allowed to.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Morgoth got out of the Void by some weird chance and decided to go on vacation on the exact same spot where Frodo was

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, they hit it off and became
a big hit on off-Broadway doing a revival of
The Odd Couple.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Morgoth got drunk one night and killed all the musicians with a cheeseboard.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the musicians were replaced by
an all-girl dwarf band from Erebor.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately, Sauron had booked an all-male black metal band for Morgy's amusement way way way beforehand

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately both bands dozed off while listening
to the Contemporary Blues Sound of the D.M.D.
(Dead Men of Dunharrow), who put on a great
benefit concert at the Stone of Dunharrow
every March 7th.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately when Sauron saw what was happening he wasn't able to keep it in and cried, "It took me an awful lot of money and a hell lot of trouble booking that band, Morgy!"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Manwe came up with a solution,
a Battle of the Bands! At Varda's suggestion
(since she wa sick of Morgy's whining and hated
Heavy Metal bands) to be played every March 23-25.

As she observed to all the Valar
PSYCH, MORGOTH!!!

P.S. The dwarf band decided to lead with "Pretty Woman."

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately a great fissure opened up in the ground and everyone fell in.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the sides of the fissure were made of
soft, spongy rock and gently slid everyone to a
giant ampitheater ideal for musicians.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately because Ulmo was against any rock band he sabotaged electricity and no one can now plug anything.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, though it was ideal for musicians, it was actually made to house gladiators fight to the death or against wild beasts from far Harad, and they were all forced to join in by Makar, who even though was got rid of, apppeared out of the mists of scribbles.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for competitive sports the first
match turned out to be one of Sauron's pteradactyls
against Lobelia S-B with her umbrella. It was horrible!
(The pteradactyl never had a chance). :(

[Babidi Buu]

Furtunately, Even though it was one of Saurons pteradactyl, the Valar took pity on the poor creature. No creature deserves a fate like that!

Fate worse then death probably

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Melian mistook the pterodactyl as a huge bat and tried to shoo it with her magical powers

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the pteradactyl managed to buy a very nice
cave condominium in Menegroth from Thingol, since he
figured the pteradactyl could be useful in controlling
those pesky dwarves.

[Caladarasiel]

Fortunately the pteradactyl managed to buy a very nice
cave condominium in Menegroth from Thingol, since he
figured the pteradactyl could be useful in controlling
those pesky dwarves.

Unfortunantly, the pteradactyl decided to pick up techno dancing and was forced to leave the condominium.

[Lindale]

Fortunately a new creature emerged from Luthien's chambers, a result from the magic she's been using to free herself from Hirilorn

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the creature proved to be
Woody Allen's pet robot in the 1973
movie Sleepers, so it wasn't very much help.

[Lindale]

fortunately a really random Mary-Sue from some other dimension came into the party of fortunes and un-fortunes we've been talking about

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately, Everyone started having a Panic attack (Mostly Legolas)

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, a great meteorite came out of the sky, which made them look and see.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Varda lost her nerve when she saw the meteorite--"Who's been bringing down these lovely stars that took me ages to create?!"

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Stephen Hawking explained to
Varda how to get new stars from some
friendly, neighborhood black holes nearby.

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately, He was lying. The black Hole is actully a Portal from where the Mary-Sue came From. And when there's One. there will be More!:eek:

Ran out of idea's. Sorry:(

[Lindale]

Fortunately Morgoth, who wanted nobody else but him and his minions to be the lords of evil with him as the Great Chief, used all his power to close the black hole portal.

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately, Some of the mary-sue's got through.

I Know all to Well the Power of the Mary-Sue's. And you think Sauron or Morgoth is Bad?

[Lindale]

Fortunately all the Valar, Melkor included, decided to put behind all animosity to battle the Mary-Sues, and even invited Makar and Measse.

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately The Mary-Sue's Power was Beyond Imagination And the Valar Bearly stand a Chance!:eek:

Persistent these Mary-Sue's are. Actully reading about them as i Write! It's Scary:eek:

[Lindale]

Fortunately Aule came forth from his forge, saying he had a machine to put an end to the Sues.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the Mary Sues had a counter-machine. It also happened to be able to talk and was pink and fluffy.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately a number of Marty Stus appeared
with counter-counter machines at Aule's request,
to thwart the Mary Sues.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the Mary-Sues were just too pink, too fluffy, and too many.

[Babidi Buu]

(Warning: this is a refrence to the Movie's. I sorry:()

Fortunately, Sauron thought about Something. he searched for the Witch-King to ask where Everybody's Favorite orc, Gothmog was. Hoping to find the orc and Scare the Mary-Sue's away.:p

Yep. I really ran out of idea's.

[Lindale]

Apparently this Gothmog happened to have been eaten by a Mary Sue. Unfortunately.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately, Gothmog was still alive and The Mary-Sue Spat him back out. "Ewww, Not very Tasty."

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately he died of being exposed to bad characterisation.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately, he was only faking the death and was Pretty much Healthy, Wealthy and Wise.

Well, He doesn't look very "Healthy, Wealthy and Wise" with that look:p

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, 5 minutes later, he really did die.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately, he came back from the dead.... As a ghost!!!!:eek:

Running out of Idea's. Gothing's and Mogging's isn't going to last long.:p

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, ghosts aren't aloud in Middle-earth, so he commited suicide (or at least tried to).

[Lindale]

Fortunately, Melkor claims to have a good idea.

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately, The idea was Less-Likely to be succesfull and was Fairly dangerous

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Eru decided he wasn't happy with Arda the way it was, and decided to start from scratch.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately he forgot to make Melkor un-evil so the rebellion of that weird guy continued

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, this time, no-one else joined.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately he held a really large tantrum much like a whiny kid who doesn't get his supply of sweets or is forced to eat veggies. :D

[Valesse]

Fortunately Eru practiced good parenting, and dealt with the issue swiftly.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Turin accidentally blasted off some unknown-of before experiment of Aule.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Aule's new experiment consisted of a
friendly ice hockey game (played on the Helcaraxe)
between orcs and a Noldo third division team (to
equal the odds) to determine mastership of Beleriand.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately, and predictably, the orcs cheated.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they still lost.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, during the Noldo win Maedros's
prosthetic hand came off and was carried
by a gleeful balrog back to Thangorodrim.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, he grew a new hand (Maedhros, not the Balrog!:p)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the Balrog also grew a new, more HORRIBLE, hand.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately (although not for the balrog)
he was watching the mst3000 version of
the Crawling Hand and the hand decided
to strangle the balrog on the theory that
one good hand deserves another.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately in the midst of all this there came a hurricane.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, It only swept the Balrog away.

[Eönwë]

Unfortuantely, it came back.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately, Another hurricane came:p

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, Another Balrog came and his name was johnny.......

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Mount Zoom zoomed by
on its way to Mount Gundabad
and squashed the balrog.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom crashed into a very large strong tree.:eek:

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the tree was actually an ent
mechanic who quickly repaired Mount
Zoom (after peeling the balrog off the side
of Mount Zoom).

[Eönwë]

Unfotunately, the ent suddenly turned into a huge version of Old Man Willow, and swallowed Mount Zoom whole under his roots.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, the Balrog was able to get away.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the balrog was driven bonkers by
a Spanish swordsman who repeatedly said:
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die .

In all fairness, the balrog did have six fingers on one hand.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, in his madness he was driven to make millions of snowmen to do his bidding.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, the snowmen all landed in
Mordor in summer and quickly became
ex-snowmen.

[Lindale]

fortunately some sort of Eru-in-a-machine made it suddenly the winter solstice.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunaely, the Balrog froze to death.

[Lindale]

Fortunately, a crazed Fëanor came into the picture. How and why, don't ask me.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the crazed Feanor was immediately
brought back to the Halls of Waiting by a
ticked off Mandos who said: "You come right back here this
instant, young elf!"

[Lindale]

Fortunately (?) Fëanor whined like a little kid, which made the rest of the Valar angry and thus they tried to convince Mandos to let him go--he's lost his mind anyway.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Feanor, Mandos had other ideas.
He put him in a western Aman Halls of Mandos
condo with only basic cable!

How basic? One of the more popular channels
is the Thangorodrim security cam looking out on
Anfauglith.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, he was crazy and did not really mind.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately after around five minutes of seeing only rocks and elves trying to escape, he started to throw tantrums which drove Morgoth mad.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Feanor stopped whining when he
discovered the MEEX (Middle-earth Exercise Channel)
where he was torn beween the Melian Areobics Video
and Eowyn's HardBody Workout.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately power went out. Poor bloke.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, during the power outage
Melian was doing a book signing at
the Halls of Waiting Borders Bookstore
and Feanor got an autographed copy
of "30 Days to Doriath Fantastic Abs."

[Lindale]

Unfortunately when Fëanor tried to follow the instructions he did not get the results he wanted, so he threw away the book and cursed Melian.