Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, these particular hobbits' regeneration powers allowed them to regrow their feet.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, hobbits can hide better than Melkor can seek.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Melkor, the new hobbit
feet proved adept at kicking around orcs and
bad valar.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Melkor's sick experiments were thwarted when Ulmo decided to flood his strongholds.

[Hakon]

Unfortunately, Manwe got mad at Ulmo for doing all the work.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Ulmo didn't care, because Eru liked him more than Manwe.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Ulmo didn't care about Manwe's wrath, as soon as Manwe saw that Ulmo didn't care, Manwe got over it.

[Eönwë]

(Unfortunately, there was too much x-posting on this thread)

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the massive x-posting leads to a system overload which causes all of Arda to blow up and we return to the beginning...

Gimli is hungry

[Hakon]

Unfortunately, everything must happen the same way and Gimli wants to go after the fish that Gollum wants.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, there is no hair/hare confusion this time.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, even though there is not confusion about hair/hare, there was a confusion about the rabbits.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, a huge dragon appeared.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the dragon ate the rabbits...

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the rabbits were evil (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg), so everyone was happy.

[Boromir88]

unfortuately the rabbits' evil souls gained possession of the dragon

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately suddenly a red arrow entered the dragon's
stomach and killed the dragon and the evil rabbits souls.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, the souls meshed together into an even more monstrous beast.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately for Middle-earth Gollum was very hungry
and ate the monstrous (fish) beast.

[Hakon]

Unfortunately, Gollum now grew in size and was possessed by the evil souls.

[Valesse]

Fortunately, the evil souls which now possessed Gollum noticed how it was their shortness which had made them so mean -- being laughed out all those years by the bigger, more hunky souls will do that to you!-- and they decided to change their after-lives for the better and do some good!

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, that was the moment someone decided to throw an apple at them.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Roac just happened to be flying by and got hit by the apple instead

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the apple flew off and hit Beorn
(and it's not wise to tick off Beorn). :eek:

[Hakon]

Fortunately, Beorn was sleeping and the apple didn't wake him.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, it bounced off Beorn and hit an angry Warg.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Treebeard then caught the apple
and squished the angry warg.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately angry wargs never travel alone, in fact they like to travel in packs of 1,200

[Valesse]

Fortunately, the other 1,199 wargs were busy doing 1,199 different things and did not notice the bouncing apple, nor the squishing of their friend until Treebeard was far away.

...Mind you it must have been 1,199 very involved things considering the time that must have elapsed.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately all those 1,199 different things had something to do with terrorizing hobbits

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they all caught a rare disease.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, they were able to purchase cures
from BIll Ferny's cutrate drug emporium:

"Come on down to Friendly Bill's.
Our Prices Are INSANE!"

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the Arda Drug Administration raided Ferny's Fharmacy, because none of his drugs were ADA approved, and the wargs couldn't get their cure

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the ADA failed to arrest Ferny, therefore, he set up shop once again.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Ferny got attacked by rabid wargs.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for them, the wargs died after they bit
Bill Ferny (Bill, of course, was fine).

[Hakon]

Fortunately for the wargs, one warg lived and ran off to get the ADA to raid Bill's new shop.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately a mutated Orcish archer shot the ADA enforcer with a spiked arrow.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

What's the "ADA"?

[Boromir88]

Tuor, the Arda Drug Administration...completely made up a few posts back. :D
Originally posted by Boro: Fortunately the Arda Drug Administration raided Ferny's Fharmacy, because none of his drugs were ADA approved, and the wargs couldn't get their cure

Continue... :)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Thanks. I missed that.

Continue...:cool:

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the ADA enforcer was wearing a mithril shirt.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the arrow hit him in the leg, where the mithril didn't cover him.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, 'twas only a flesh wound, and it didn't kill him

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for the orc, Wormtongue was passing by
and was just thinking of something tasty for dinner.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately (for the orc) Wormtongue was a vegetarian.

[Valesse]

Unfortunately (for the orc) the warg which had seen him shoot the ADA officer was not a vegetarian.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately (for the warg) the orc was delicious.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately the warg was banned from all warg-society, because wargs can't eat orc on tuesdays or thursdays

[Hakon]

Fortunately, the warg managed to fall in love with some other warg outlaws.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, even they shunned him for eating orc on a non-orc-eating day.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately he met a friendly group of Elves, who happened to be Wargs-rights activists

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for the warg, the liberated elves
were also women's rights activists, abhorrent in
warg philosophy.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, the warg had enough and ate all the liberated Elves. For this heroic deed he was accepted back into normal warg-society

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately warg-society had recently enacted a "Don't Ask,
Don't Tell" policy regarding eating liberated elves, so when the
warg bragged about it he was eaten by the other wargs.

[Hakon]

Fortunately, the dead warg's mother gave him a nice funeral.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, because she mentioned his living deeds, she was also eaten by wargs.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, the other wargs got ill, so they could not eat anything else for quite a while. Alas for the mother, who did not benefit out of this arrangement.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately (for Middle-Earth), this illness actually gave the wargs the ability to fly, even when the sickness left them and they were able to eat.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, they were only able to fly within thirteen metres from their homes.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, their homes were right next to a road which many people passed each day.

[Hakon]

Fortunately, ten ents started to protect the road.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, they turned huornish (or is that huorny ;)).

[Lindale]

Fortunately a myopic Hobbit cried: "I saw the Entwives!" and distracted the huorny Ents.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the entwives all had headaches.

[Valesse]

Fortunately the huorny ents were all narcoleptic and fell asleep in place!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the wargs took advantage of the ent
sleepiness to steal acorns from all of the oak ents.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Gandalf came by in his cart and lit a fire beneath the wargs' feet

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, the wargs had flame-resistant shoes on at the time.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the wargs thought they were buying flame-resistant shoes, when really they were only ordinary sneakers. (The shoes were from Bill Ferney who was now facing charges of fraud and false advertising :p)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Bill Ferny's attorney, Wormtongue,
got him off by pleading Bill Ferny was
"emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt"
(he watched old M*A*S*H* reruns).

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, they both were watching M*A*S*H re-runs and thus couldn't be bothered to do anymore evil things... for a time.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately, for a time, only lasted 3 minutes

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, (the Balrog was asleep) during those three seconds a hole ripped in the fabric of time and space, so Wormtounge and Ferny got sucked in.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, it "spat" them back out at Bag End.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Bill Ferny was a bff with the Gaffer.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately the Gaffer got amnesia and forgot about this.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately (I think :) ) Ferny was also a bff with Lobelia.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately Lobelia was in prison for assault with a deadly weapon (no doubt her umbrella)

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, that prison was the Lockholes, this in itself isn't good, but Frodo and company came to rescue her (and her umbrella)!

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately even if Frodo let her out, she still wanted Bag End and started chasing Frodo with her umbrella.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, Frodo didn't want Bag End anyway. He had Crickhollow, after all.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately on the way to Crickhollow there was an unexpected flood, and Frodo had to return to Bag End.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, he had mushrooms to ease the sorrow of this unfortunate series of events.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Gollum ate all the mushrooms.

[Lindale]

Fortunately a fairy-like creature appeared and gave Frodo a magical flask.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, that magical flask contained magical liquid that turned anyone who drank said liquid into a squirrel.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately squirrels are cute and fluffy so everyone thought it actually did Frodo a favor

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, he was a RABID squirrel!

[Boromir88]

Fortunately Bill Ferney, having failed as a pharmacist and a salesman, tried his luck as an exterminator of rabid and dangerous creatures. "Squirrels, rats, roaches, chinchillas, hamsters, you name it - if it's rabid and dangerous Ferny will get rid of it." :p

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Ferny needed a certificate as a licensed
exterminator- only obtainable at MTPU (Minas Tirith
Polytechnic University).

[Lindale]

Fortunately Ferny knew a Bree local who forges documents (and who also does a lot of tax evasions and the like) and had a false diploma from MTPU done.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately Ferney was swallowed up by Old Man Willow on his way to The Shire

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, the false diploma was still intact.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Old Man Willow had a legitimate diploma
(which was what OMW was trying to proudly show Merry
when the hobbits thought he was trying to kill him)
and so outed Ferny's false one.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Tom Bombadil just happened to be walking by.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Tom was in OMW's class at MTPU
and honored the old school tie.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, OMW offered old Tom Bom a pint of ale.

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately that was unwise because offering Tom B a drink is like offering Sauron a monstrous pet to guard Mordor for him

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, it was like offering fluffy and cuddly monstrous pet.

[Laurinquë]

Unfortunately, the fluffy pet had long, venomous, fangs and liked using them!

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they were too blunt to do any real damage.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, they did not have to be sharp, due to their large size.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, he had a problem with not loosing all of his teeth.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the fluffy monster's fur was also poisonous.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, the poison merely caused one to crave mushrooms.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately, there was no longer any mushrooms as Gollum ate them all.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Lobelia put up lots of canned mushrooms.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, they had gone rotten due to a spell by Saruman.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately fluffy monsters enjoy spoiled
mushrooms as a dietary supplement and had a
pleasant afternoon tea party.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the spoiled mushrooms and the liquid in which they were canned in caused tummy trouble for the fluffy monsters.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, they had some special medicine to help their stomachs.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately their mums were very upset that they
drank the liquids and sent them to bed without any dessert. :(

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, their mums also decided to give them tummy rubs.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately their dads thought that their mums' having to rub them made them spoiled.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately their dads were intimidated when the
Spanish Inquisition appeared and accused them of heresy,
(worshiping Sauron as a god)
and demanded that they CONFESS! CONFESS!

[Hakon]

Unfortunately for the inquisitors, the witch king showed up and killed them all.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, the witch-king was wearing pink at the time.

[Laurinquë]

Unfortunately, just before they were killed the inquisition informed the Witch-king that pink was passe and hulmiliated him; causeing him to forget what he was doing there and run back home to change

[Boromir88]

Fortunately he had perfected teleportation, so it didn't take the Wiki long to be back in his normal black robes.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately (for him) Mount Zoom ran over the Witch-King.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, he suddenly aquired the ability to regenerate.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately he regenerated as Deagol and
was immediately strangled by Gollum.

[Hakon]

Fortunately Sauron the once great Necromancer revived the witch king.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, when revived, the witch-king showed a strange liking for socks. In particular, Saruman's socks. ;)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the Witch-King was very good
at making nazgul sock puppets.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, the plays he put on with said puppets were rather gruesome.

[Hakon]

Fortunately, his audience was filled with Orcs who loved gruesome stuff.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately you really can't expect gruesome-loving orcs to behave; a few minutes after the play, they all got into riot, and reduced the Witch-King to tears.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, the Witch-King had his fell beast to cheer him up.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the fell beast was a noted Middle-earth thespian,
said to have coined the phrase "Dying is easy, comedy is hard"
while doing a remake of "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way
to Minas Tirith."

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Tom Bombadil came, singing, to see what was going on.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, the Fell Beast hated Tom's singing
and told him "You're Fired!"

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, Tom's ego was strong enough to withstand such words.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Tom's singing killed the fell beast.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, the witch-king could make another out of play-dough.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, then it was just a play-dough fell beast and not a real one.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, the play-dough was pretty pink, which the witch-king liked.

[Morsul the Dark]

unfortunately the pink was fairly obnoxious neon pink, which enraged the rioting orcs who then tore it aprat and they all used the chunks they tore away to make various things, one or for example created a spleen.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Fortunately, it was a very attractive spleen.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, attractive play dough spleens are the secret
ingredient to movie Saruman's orcs so he made lots of new Uruk-Hai.

[Lindale]

Fortunately, a bucket of bile-like material ruined the play dough spleens.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, dwarves (again!) delved too deep, this
time in a mine in Erebor, and uncovered a rich vein of
play dough spleen.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the tunnel closed up.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, some dwarves were also closed in.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the play dough spleen released a chemical which killed the dwarves and made sure that no-one could ever get to it alive.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the relatives of the trapped Dwarves started to protest.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Aule sided with them and took their
case to Manwe.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Manwe was shown by Ulmo that it was better that the play dough spleen was left in peace or it would destroy all of Arda.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Manwe found a way to dispose of the
play dough, sending it to Melkor in the outer void.

[wilwarin538]

Unfortunately, the play dough spleens were still trapped in the tunnel with the dead Dwarves

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the tunnel was also sent into the void to Melkor.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the tunnel with dead Dwarves and spleen filled Melkor with escape ideas.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the weren't very good escape ideas.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, Sauron smuggled in some really good
escape ideas in a cake he baked.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the cake smelled so good, the warden of the Gate of Night confiscated it.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately (for the warden) the cake also tasted nice.

[Hakon]

Unfortunately, since the cake was sent by Sauron it was tainted and the warden became sick.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Este gave the warden some
medicine for his tummy and he got better.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, this meant that there was no-one to fill in for the warden while he was sick.

[Lindale]

Fortunately Gandalf happened to be passing by.

[Eönwë]

Unfortuantely, he didn't notice that there was anything wrong.

[Lindale]

Fortunately the warden only took one day's sick leave, and came back to work immediately.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, in that time, Melkor had already escaped.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Melkor got lost and stumbled into the Houses of Waiting,
where Mandos had a nice room all ready for him.
One with only basic cable!

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, it was there that Melkor had time to plot his revenge on the world.

[Lindale]

Fortunately the technology behind the TV entertained him mightily.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, he learnt how make his own TVs.

[Lindale]

Fortunately he got pleased with TVs mightily and postponed his plans of world domination.

[Morsul the Dark]

unfortunately using the TV's he made he brainwashed the citizens of Middle Earth

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the citizens of Middle-earth wized
up and voted him off the island (of Middle-earth).

[Lindale]

Unfortunately that depressed Melkor a lot.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately it didn't depress the peoples
of Middle-earth at all.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, this was the first time that the people of Middle-Earth weren't depressed, and this caused unprecedented occurences.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, they were not depressed when all of this rubbish was going on.

[Laurinquë]

Unfortunately, while the inhabitants of Middle Earth were busy being happy, Melkor and his minions swam ashore.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the unprecedented occurrence was than all the humans (including Southrons and Easterlings) banded together, and built defences to protect themselves from Melkor.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, a herd of rampaging oliphaunts trampled
down the defenses and fell into the ocean while being
pursued by a (herd?) of Middle-earth giant lemmings.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the defences were rebuilt in record time.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the defences were built with substandard materials, and fell down in fifteen minutes' time of oliphaunt rampage.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they at least had amassed huge armies, even larger and stronger than those of Numenor when trying to reach Valinor.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for them, the chief oliphaunt (Horton)
led in smashing the armies, and Melkor, because he
thought they would attack hobbits and told his fellows:
A person's a person no matter how small.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, the dragon came in the NIIIIIIIIGHTTTT and much was burninated.

[Roa_Aoife]

Unfortunately, a certain web-based character came and retrieved his creation.

[Mnemosyne]

Fortunately, before he was retrieved Trogdor burninated the French sig!spammer who had unexpectedly hijacked the thread.

[Nessa Telrunya]

Unfortunately, Saruman appeared, holding his socks high for all to see.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Mount Zoom ran over the socks.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Saruman had another pair of socks.

[Loslote]

Fortunately, these were so disgusting that he was forced to wash them.

[Roa_Aoife]

Unfortunately, he lost all of the left ones after running them trough the dryer, which caused him to rampage in search of socks.

[Lindale]

Fortunately Fatty Bolger happened to have finished washing Frodo's and Sam's socks.

[Mnemosyne]

Unfortunately the notion of hobbits owning socks made this writer's head explode.

[jucucis]

Unfortuantely, he didn't notice that there was anything wrong.

That's a very interesting topic. But this field is still new to me. It will be grateful if you give me some
more information about it. Thanks in advance.
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[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the explosion wasn't too messy and was cleaned up in 3 seconds.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the explosion occurred inside Sam Gamgee's
Socks-R-Us Magic Emporium and destroyed his inventory
of socks for the Big Folk at Bree.

[Lindale]

Fortunately Frodo kept a copy of Sam's account book.

[Loslote]

Unfortunately, Sam couldn't read Frodo's handwriting.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Gandalf could.

[Loslote]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was busy having a pillow-fight with Pippin and Merry.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately this helped Mayor Gamgee since they
bought the pillows at his discount store Pillows-R-Us.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately, Gandalf was still immersed in the pillowfight with Merry and Pippin.

[Loslote]

Fortunately, both hobbits took pillows to the head and Gandalf was forced to stop pillow-fighting.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, Merry and Pippin sustained head injuries.

[Lindale]

Fortunately Sam had an icebag.

[Laurinquë]

Unfortunately, the icebag exploded and covered everyone in massive, dimensionally transcendental icebergs.

[Lindale]

Fortunately, Osse and Ulmo showed up.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, so did a surf boarding Melkor. :cool:

[Loslote]

Fortunately, Melkor didn't know how to surf, so he fell off.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, he fell on Merry.

[Loslote]

Fortunately, they both fell into the water.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately it was in shrieking eel infested waters. :eek:

[Loslote]

Fortunately, Fezzik was able to pull them out.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Fezzik also gave out a shout.

[Loslote]

Fortunately no one heard it because they'd all fallen asleep randomly.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, this meant that they left the cakes too long in the oven, and they burnt.

[Loslote]

Fortunately, Pippin ate them anyway.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately, Pippin drank all the ale too.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately for other hobbits, Pippin actually drank
Saruman's newest invention---GINGER ALE!

[Morsul the Dark]

Unfortunately, because this invention was so new, not enough product testing was done and it had Far too much carbonation giving it "Fizzy Lifting Drink" capabilities and Pippin started floating away.

[Mnemosyne]

Fortunately because carbon dioxide is actually heavier than normal air the laws of physics kicked in and sent Pippin crashing to the ground.

[Roa_Aoife]

Unfortunately, because carbon dioxide is also poisonous, Pippin began to suffocate.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately (although not for Sam) Rosie rushed over
and gave Pippin extensive mouth-to-mouth resusitation. :p

[Morsul the Dark]

unfortunately Rosie developed a Florence Nightingale-esque love for Pippin

[Lindale]

Fortunately Pippin woke up.

[Morsul the Dark]

Pippin then slapped...

[Loslote]

Fortunately, he missed and just waved his hand aimlessly in the air.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Sam, Pippin dazzled Rosie with his Rohan
steed and armor and rode away with her to the
kazbah (well, actually the Great Smials of Tuckborough).

[Loslote]

Fortunately, Rosie then fell off the horse and went back to Sam because Pippin had gotten distracted by a feast.

[Morsul the Dark]

Unforunately Pippin started choking on a chicken bone and Rosie had to hymlick him

[skip spence]

Fortunately it was a successful manoeuvre and the chicken bone shot through the air

[Morsul the Dark]

unfortunately it hit a nearby Troll and he, the troll, became infuriated.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the sun rose.

[Morsul the Dark]

Unfortunately The Troll was lunging at that moment and the now Rock Solid Trolladite(get it? haha.. nevermind) fell on, and crushed, the lovely feast

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, everyone went over to continue the feast at
Bilbo's (they cleverly came in two-by-two).

[Morsul the Dark]

unfortunately they forgot the Sacksville-bagginses were minding the house so they had to deal with a dreadful hostess

[Loslote]

Fortunately Bilbo returned from his Quest for the Golden City.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the S-B's had changed the locks on
the doors and windows at Bagend.

[Lindale]

Fortunately Bilbo had some Dwarven locksmiths with him.

[Loslote]

Unfortunately they were all drunk and couldn't help.

[Lindale]

Fortunately, the Gaffer tricked Lotho to give him a spare key.

[Loslote]

Unfortunately, the key turned out to be for Lotho's storehouse.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, it was filled with good food.

[Loslote]

Unfortunately, the hobbits ate it all and didn't have any left overs.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they enjoyed eating it.

[Loslote]

Unfortunately, they ate too much and got stomachaches.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Saruman had a cure for their stomach aches.
Having them bungee jump off Orthanc.

[Loslote]

Unfortunately the bungee cords broke.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, their fall was cushioned when they
landed on a pack of wargs passing by.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately, the Wargs were hungry and thought of the falling hobbits as mana from heaven.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, the hobbits were armed.