Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Melian cursed him back.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Caranthir then cursed Melian (those
hothead Noldor do stick together).

[Lindale]

Fortunately someone noticed the ramble, and put an end to it by putting Fëanor and Co. back to where they belong.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, where they belonged was right in the middle of Valmar, and they caused havoc there.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Mount Zoom came by and pushed
them into a nice seaside resort on the Western Sea.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom suddenly exploded.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately, Sauron Reforged(Or re-built) Mount Zoom.

if it even is possable to do that..

[Lindale]

Unfortunately after ten minutes it collapsed again. Faulty construction materials,see.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, he got an orc (mutilated by Morgoth from an amazing elvish craftsman) to re-repair it for him.

[Lindale]

Because the constructions materials are faulty and do not pass quality control, even the amazing ex-elvish craftsman cannot do anything about it. Unfortunately.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Morgoth got some of the
dwarves from Noogrod to provide
quality construction materials (he
duplicitously promised to get them a
simaril to replace the one Beren got back
from the dwarves).

[Lindale]

Granted that the construction materials are now above average, Mount Zoom is finished. But when Morgy can't pay back the dwarves, they unfortunately stage a coup. Complete with nuclear weapons.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately only Mount Zoom was destroyed (as well as Morgoth's pride).

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Morgoth, the dwarves got Manwe
to give them a lien on Thangorodrim as payment
and converted it to a luxury set of condominiums
with a great view of Beleriand.

[Lindale]

Fortunately those condo units sold like pancakes to Elves and Men and Dwarves alike.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for many orcs on the verge of
retirement, they couldn't afford TT (Thangorodrim Towers)
and became vagrants on the shores of the Ice Bay of
Forochel.

[Lindale]

Fortunately the Petty-Dwarves decided to construct cheaper versions of the TT.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately that stood for Tawtly Towers...

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, Basil Fawlty and Polly were
lured from Torquay to organize the various
Middle-earth TTs, and even more fortunately,
Sybil insisted Manuel go in place of Basil.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Manuel couldn't speak Westron.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Polly picked up the local lingo
quickly, even speaking it in the regional dialect
(without an accent).

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, while Polly was able to speak the local lingo and
even speak it in the regional dialect without an accent, she was unable to understand it.:eek:

[Lindale]

Fortunately they all found a laptop with internet access and were able to do online translation via Babel Fish.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Sauron, being a junior evil
guy, knew how to use the "internets tubes"
and "the e-mails" (unlike some older
politicians) and did his best to crash
the good guys computer programs.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately, By some twist of Fate, Saurons computer program crashed.:p

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Saruman was forced to repair it.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, he knew nothing about computers.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, some bad dwarves (exiles
from Nogrod) had taken computer training
from Aule and repaired Sauron's internet access.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, the computer had no virus protection and while online he (the computer) caught a rather nasty cold and shut himself down. This left Sauron a blubbering wreck.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the nazgul arranged an intervention
for Sauron and also teleported Bill Gates in to fix
the virus problem.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME IN THE NIIGHT!!

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Unfortunately, everybody ignored the dragon and went fishing.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately for the dragon, he went fishing for
dwarves (who he saw skinny-dipping in The
River Running). Now there's a picture! :eek:

[Boromir88]

unfortunately, dragons don't like wet dwarves

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately (for dragons, not dwarves)
dragons find them delicious when steam-dried
and properly prepared.

[TheGreatElvenWarrior]

Unfortunately, the dwarves didn't like that idea at all!

[Mithennor]

Fortunately (for the dragon) he was large enough that this would not deter him

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the dragon exploded

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the dwarves found roasted exploded
dragon to be as delicious and filling as meat
cooked on the bone in- say- Moria
(with lager beer, of course).

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, they all got drunk and decided it would be really funny to burn down Minas Tirith.

[Mithennor]

Fortunately Minas Tirith is built primarily out of stone

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the drunken dwarves confused
Fangorn with Minas Tirith and gave Treebeard
and friends hotfoots (hotfeets? ;) ).

[Mithennor]

Fortunately drunken dwarves are far from quiet, so Treebeard heard them coming

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, while marching to Fangorn along the
Anduin, the dwarves found hundreds of lesser magic
rings and were able to be invisible to the ents.

[Mithennor]

Fortunately they were still very loud, even though they were invisible.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for the ents, the invisible dwarves drunkenly
began chanting "Frau Blucher, Frau Blucher" which caused
horse herds in Rohan to rear and stampede over the ents.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, the horse hordes of Rohan trampled over the dwarves in the prcoess.

[Mithennor]

Unfortunately the horse hordes of Rohan were now lost in Fangorn

[Boromir88]

Fortunately there were convenient sign posts showing the way out of Fangorn.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, some cad had messed the signes around so they now pointed deeper into the forest.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the messed up signs led the horse
hordes of Rohan to Beorn's old place where
they beat up the ponies there for prissily walking
around on two legs while serving food to hobbits and dwarves.
(The dogs were on strike so ponies had to fill in as waitanimals).

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the dogs on strike decided to have a demonstration, screaming classic lines like overworked underpaid!

[Diane C]

fortunately the ponies coped valiantly and the dogs were turned into wargs by a stranger draped in a black cloak who just happened to be passing through

[Lindale]

Unfortunately the stranger in black turns out to be one of the blue wizards gone awfully mad, because he lost his blue cloak.

[Mithennor]

fortunately someone showed up with an extra blue sheet that they had gotten at a flea market around the corner

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, a blue cloak is to the horse hordes of
Rohan as red is supposed to be to bulls, and they
trampled the befuddled wizard (who, let's face it,
was even less competent then Radagast).

[Mithennor]

fortunately the wizard was saved (albeit only barely) by a rather pathetic spell that had been woven into the sheet/cloak

[Diane C]

Unfortunately, the moth, famous for coming to the aid of Gandalf atop of Orthanc had eaten part of the cloak fabric which carried the most important part of the woven spell

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the moth was eaten by the eagle
who carried Gandalf. Although while that was fortunate
for the moth-loving eagle, it really didn't help the
wizard very much.

[Mithennor]

unfortunately for the wizard, though his life had been spared, he now had amnesia

[Lindale]

fortunately, another stranger arrived, this one in a dark-green cloak.

[Mithennor]

unfortunately this one had amnesia too

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately a mysterious ranger strode by and
cured both wizards with athelas, actually
found by his hot elf girlfriend.

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately, since he has amnesia, he could not remember her name.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately he also was cured of amnesia using
the athelas and remembered his name was
Trotter.

[Diane C]

Unfortunately, the hot elf girlfriend had had a previous bad relationship with someone called Trotter. So she slapped him round the face and whistled for Shadowfax to pick her up and take her away from this madness

[esnc]

Fortunately, Gil-Galad was dead

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, that didn't affect the story in any way.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

(Fortunately?) the hot elf girlfriend's bff was now
the queen of 4th Age New and Expanded Gondor
so when she rode into Minas Tirith the queen
offered to fix her up with Legolas's bdf (Gimli!).

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Eru stepped and changed Arda again.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

(Fortunately?) in the new Arda
the hot elf girlfriend and her bff
established a feminist awareness
movement in Rivendell much to
the exasperation of the bff's daddy
and her traditionalist ranger boyfriend).

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately they all died in a car crash. Oh.. wait... a "van" crash.:p

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately they were elves and were fast tracked
back to Middle-earth.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Osse got bored and decided to throw their boat off course, so they landed in the far South.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the girls found the long lost
Blue Wizards there and hit it off with them.

[Mithennor]

unfortunately, their blue cloaks got bleach on them, so they were no longer blue and were suffering from an identity crisis

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they looked good in their new white robes.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Radagast got jealous of the
Blue Wizards good fortune and sent some
birds to, ah, discolor their white robes.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, Gil-Galad comes back from the dead!

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, people forgot that he was alive.

[Lindale]

Fortunately Fingolfin comes to join Gil-Galad in returning to life.

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, they were returned to life in the depths of Angband.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, they were returned to life 60-feet tall.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, they were stuck in a sealed cave.

[Ilya]

Fortunately, there was enough TNT in the cave to blow a way through.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately they attached the TNT to the cieling, and they were just underneath a huge underground lake.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the cave, while huge in area, was
only an inch deep.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately it still had such a huge area that it contained more water than the Mediterranean Sea.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Aule got Arien to have
the sun shine really hard
and all the water evaporated.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately it rained back down again.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately, it rained in Harad where it needed the rain. and gave birth to Water Oliphaunts.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for summer sports emthusiasts the
water froze and an inpromptu ice hockey game
broke out between the Harad Harassers and
Gondorian Avengers.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately it was fun!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, chaos ensued when Eowyn
scored a hat trick and Gandalf refused to
throw his hat in the rink.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, everyone forgot about Gandalf's hat when Mount Zoom entered the field fitted with skates.

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, the skates were roller skates.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, they were bright pink and orange!

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Mount Zoom, it appeared in
1970s South Philadelphia and was knocked out
by Dave Schultz and other Broad Street Bullies.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, it managed to run over them.

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately, David Schultz was wearing the Sock of Power.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, he died because the sock's stench was too overpowering. (it was a sweaty gym sock)

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately, the Sock passed to his heir.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, his heir was the Witch-King, who was currently driving Mount Zoom.

(Wait, how is it fortunate that the Witch-King now has the Sock of Power?)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for the Witch King the SoP slipped
off and fell into Galadriels washing day clothes.

[Ilya]

Fortunately, the SoP came through the wash without bleeding.

Edit: 100th Post! :)

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately, the sweat from the SoP got on Celeborn's undies.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, some of the power got passed on too.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the sock itself disappeared in the laundry and went wherever socks go once they disappear in the laundry.

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, that place is the Shire.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the Great Eater of the Socks appeared! :eek:

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, he disappeared before he managed to eat any socks. ;)

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately, the Greater Eater of Socks left behind a Great Glut of Socks.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the socks were made of GOLD!

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately, they were members of a Sock Cult.

[Thinlómien]

Fortunately, the Sock Cult was completely harmless.

[the phantom]

Unfortunately, the pack of giant rats charging down the hill wasn't.

[Strongbow]

Fortunately, they were distracted by some well-placed lembas bread.

[the phantom]

Unfortunately, the lembas bread gave them much strength and energy.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, the lembas gave them the strength and
energy to become good rats who saved much of
Fangorn from Saruman by scrawling "SOME TREE" on their trunks.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Saruman interpreted "SOME TREE" as "Get some really high-quality wood here!", motivating him to cut it down even more.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately for Fangorn, female spiders stick
together, and when Shelob heard of Charlotte's
motto being disrespected she got really
ticked off!:mad:

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately, Sam came in with a super-duper bottle of Ungoliant-spawn Raid.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the bottle explodes quite easily when shaken, and being jostled around by Sam while on Bill the Pony...well... *BOOM*

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for Shelob, this incident goes far to
explain Sam and Frodo's getting by Shelob in
her lair.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Frodo stopped screaming.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, this was because the bear had finished eating him.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Frodo was only mostly dead, not
all dead, so he took a really big pill,
waited an hour, got better and ate the bear.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the bear tasted bad.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Stephen Colbert was happy to
serve the BEAR! up for a secular humanist holiday feast.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the bear wasn't happy to be served up for a secular humanist holiday feast.

[Ilya]

Fortunately, the secular humanists preferred the turkey and left the bear to battle Colbert.

[Beregond]

Unfortunately, for the bear, the end came quick via Colbert's lightsaber.

[Ilya]

Fortunately, since bears are brutal killing machines, everyone else was relieved.

[Beregond]

Unfortunately, PETA was not amused.

[Strongbow]

Fortunately, PETA was ignored.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, Radagast was also not amused.

edit: Hey! Hey! I was first!

[Beregond]

Fortunately no one saw the shadow lurking in the trees with glowing eyes.

;)

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, everyone heard it. :p

[Strongbow]

Fortunately, upon realizing he had been heard by everyone, the shadow revealed itself.

[Beregond]

Unfortunately, it was Sauron.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, he was ringless

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately, he was wearing a cocktail dress.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, it looked good on his naturally feminine figure.

edit:
PS. It seems all the ones lately can be either.

[Beregond]

Unfortunately, he started to dance the springle-ring.

[Ilya]

Fortunately, the arrival of a band of orcs put an end to that.

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately, they had a troupe of Balrog ballet dancers with them.

[Beregond]

Fortunately, they did not Riverdance.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the danced Swan Lake instead.

[Beregond]

Fortunately, Tchaikovsky was not alive to see this abomination.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, his ME alter-ego was.

[Beregond]

Fortunately, Maglor was far away.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the other Sons weren't.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and ate them.

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, the dragon felt very bloated afterward.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, it was in a good mood, so it didn't care.

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, it's mood put it off-guard when a scruffy bowman with a black arrow snuck up from behind.

[Shastanis Althreduin]

Fortunately, dragons are heavier than scruffy bowmen with black arrows, and that particular dragon took that particular moment to sit down in that particular spot.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, it was spiky.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

And fortunately for the bowman he held the
arrow above him where it went into the
dragon in the region of the - er - chest.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the bowman was flattened.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the dragon died and a company of
dwarves got his treasure.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, the treasure was so hot (from the dragon) that it burnt the dwarves' hands when they reached for it.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunatel the dwarves were able to use their
hot hands to turn some nearby coal into diamonds
and so added even more to the treasure hoard.
:D

[Lindale]

Unfortunately some Grinch-like figure came out of nowhere and took all the jewels and treasures away.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately it was Christmas (or possibly Erumas, Manwemas, or Gandlafmas/Olorinmas depending where on Middle-Earth you are)

[Lindale]

Unfortunately this Grinch ate all the Christmas/Erumas/Manwemas/Gandalfmas/Olorinmas cookies, and left the little hobbitlings and elflings crying.

[Ilya]

Fortunately, the Grinch's heart grew three sizes upon seeing all the little 'uns crying and he died of cardiac arrest.

[Strongbow]

Unfortunately his corpse began to rot with LUDICROUS SPEED.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, it had total biodegraded within the hour, so there was nothing left for people to look at in disgust.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, having nothing to look at in disgust
spoiled the orphan orcsees secular holiday party
at Aunt Shelob's place.:(

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Shelob gave them a passing ranger to amuse themselves with.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately for the orclets the ranger gave
them to Sharkey to amuse himself with.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Sharkey threw a seriously awesome party for them.

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, the party got broken up way too early.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, they all gate crashed Gandalf’s birthday party and had an awesome time there.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately they were so loud they woke
up Varda who busted the party.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, she tried to stop Gandalf uncloaking.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately, she tried to stop Gandalf uncloaking.
???

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, she didn't succeed and everyone was blinded for life. :eek:

[Lindale]

Fortunately Manwe was alerted and took Varda home.

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Unfortunately, Varda did not want to leave the party and there was one of those awkward scenes in front of all the orclings and the still un-cloaked Gandalf as Manwe glared at Varda from across the room.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Mandos smoothed over the "awkward"
situation by proclaiming a doom that they
all go to Tol Eressea and "Party on dudes".

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately they had no boats.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Thorondor and lots of his pals
flew the whole gang over (and stayed to
party as only super eagles can). :cool:

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the island was struck by a giant meteor, killing everyone on it.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Fortunately, nobody had really cared for the swindler called Everyone

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, Everyone had been diagnosed with a degenerative illness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyX9zdcU0T0) and so his estate was able to charge the meteor with a lawsuit.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the meteor had Mandos as defense
attorney and got off with a warning to not
destroy Everyone it came across.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Melkor was the judge and he said, "Off you all to the Void and never trouble me again!" and chuckled like the madman he probably is.

[Vaine]

fortunately Melkor got thrown into the void by Manwë the next second.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately his screams damaged Manwe's eardrums.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Everyone cooperated in the successful surgery
to repair his ears.

[Vaine]

unfortunately the main surgeon herself (Varda) dropped her scalpel during surgery and cut Manwë somewhere painful, causing further screaming.

[Lindale]

Fortunately Manwe remembered he was a Vala, and he just left the body with the broken eardrums and got himself a new body. Sorta like clothes--you change your soiled clothes with new ones from the closet.

[Vaine]

unfortunately his new body came with some unwanted appendages.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately he got even more surgery to get rid of the extra tentacles.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Everyone got bored with Manwe's
mid-Age crisis and unexpectedly went to visit
Bilbo at Bagend.

[Groin Redbeard]

Fortunately there were lots of cakes!

[Vaine]

unfortunately, the dwarves ate all the cake before the other guests arrived, and bilbo cursed at them for repeating what happened before the incident with the dragon.

[Lindale]

Fortunately it rained Coke.

[Vaine]

unfortunately for frodo, who hated coke, drinking or otherwise (!),
sat down, crying in a corner.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Arwen sent him a keg of wine spritzers.

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, those wine spritzers had been set aside for Aragorn.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Bilbo retired to the Gaffer's and
enjoyed many rounds of Gin and Tonics while
reading the Gaffer's best seller Chicken Soup
for the Befuzzled and Bebothered Hobbit" .

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately, they stopped selling the books all of a sudden.:(:eek:

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, Aragon came and stole back his wine spritzers and had them all to himself as Frodo went back to cry in the corner.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately as Frodo cried a rainstorm of Pepsi came, and he cried all the more.

[Vaine]

fortunately, pepsi was Gandalf's favourite drink.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately it was caffein free diet pepsi.

[Vaine]

fortunately no-one was excessively tired at the time and in dire need of caffeine, so the decaf pepsi served its purpose just fine.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately the purpose of providing drinks
was to lull all of the partiers so
THE SPANISH INQUISITION could demand they
CONFESS! CONFESS! CONFESS! that they
were agents of Sauron.

HA HA HA HA HA! (maniacal laughter)

[Lindale]

Fortunately Everybody confessed, and that was enough for the Spanish Inquisition.

(What will they do to Everybody, aye we wonderss!!)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Everybody relapsed and Cardinal Ximenez
ordered Biggles to give the rack a turn!

(Who wasn't available since he was on First Base).

[Vaine]

fortunately the randomness ceased after a while, and everything turned back to normal.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, "normal" turned out to be an alternate
Middle-earth "Where apes evolved from people!"

(Well, actually from Barliman Butterbur's descendants,
but whatever).

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, half of the population were singing lumberjacks.

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately it caused everyones ears to bleed.

:p:p:p

[FeRaL sHaDoW]

Fortunately, this did not stop the lumberjacks from singing.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Butterbur's descendants started to sprout weird tentacles and fins.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the tenacles and fins proved very
useful in combating descendants of The Watcher
in the Water who were found swimming up the
Brandywine .

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, the savage war between the Butterburs and the fierce but silent Watchers ended in a 40-year armistice before most of the Butterburs were wiped out in a surprise all-out attack by Watchers that had evolved to grow prodigious beards and provide travel accommodations.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Brandybucks wiped out the Watchers
using Brandyhall attack submarines made from the
more noxious descendants of Old Man Willow and
directed by Saruman's cutting edge sonar technology.

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, the attack submarines did a lot of collateral damage, destroying the old forest.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Bombadil got his chum Johnny
Appleseed to replant the Old Forest.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately this Johnny suddenly fell asleep.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately he got eaten by orcs (well, it was fortunate for them!:p)

[Babidi Buu]

Unfortunately that poor orc got sick..:(

(Once more, ran out of ideas..)

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately Elrond was nearby and cured him
with a yummy green tea brewed from athelas.

[Lindale]

Unfortunately Elrond never realized until too late it was an orc.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the orc was a fan of Star Trek: The
Next Generation and considered Worf as a
role model, becoming a valued member of Rivendell's
TaRT (Truth and Reconciliation Taskforce).

[Ilya]

Unfortunately, the elves of Rivendell were all Star Wars fans and beat the poor orc up, pausing at odd moments to make fun of Shatner.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately a Balrog appeared and joined the party!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Mr Blobby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkSFrY2NdcY) also turned up and traumatized them all. The Balrog especially.

[Eönwë]

Fortunately, Tom Bombadil came to sort out this mess.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately Goldberry called out
"Toga Party!" and invited everybody to
their house, except her ex-boyfriend (Haldir).

[Lindale]

Fortunately the traumatized Balrog rejected the Toga Party.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately everyone else joined in the fun.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately they didn't have much fun.. how unfutunate..

Psh:p

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, they set fire to the house.

[Lindale]

Fortunately it rained

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, it didn't put out the fire and just made the floor wet.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately this made a great water slide
named "Waterloo" which was relocated
to San Dimas.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately, since it was acid rain, the water was highly acidic.

[Lindale]

Fortunately the ground was highly alkalinic, so when the acid hit it it became neutral.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Unfortunately, this took place in South Harad
and the water was all drunk by a herd of
thirsty Oliphaunts.

[Babidi Buu]

Fortunately it started raining. Woohoo!:p

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately it was raining cows.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately the cows landed on
and crushed the evil oliphaunts.

[Eönwë]

Unfortunately this benefited nobody, as the oliphaunts were already dead.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Fortunately it benefited the cows (although
they did become fearsome vampire cows).