Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately they were now too full of chocolate pudding to move.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Frodo found that he could now roll to Mount Doom.

[High King Fingolfin]

Unfortunately, Frodo now had to roll uphill.

Yay! :D My Haunting Spirit Post!

[Gurthang]

Fortunately, by the time he had rolled to Mount Doom, he was back to normal size.

[CaptainofDespair]

Unfortunately, so was Sam.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Sam decided to help Frodo thinking, "It's better to have a world that Sauron doesn’t own."

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, a ferocious beast attacked them.

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, the 'ferocious' beast was just Elrond who had not slept for the past month because of his melodramatic daughter and because his private emergency coffee bean reserve had been sucked dry.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Hobbits beat him unconscious anyway because they thought he was trying to take the Ring.

[solarisa]

fortunately elrond was just a painted on blownup stress relieving punchbag (only $5.99!), so frodo and sam only practiced their punching skills.

[solarisa]

unfortunately (and this is REALLY random, apologese) a mob of teleri rushed over and sat on frodo and sam. and fell asleep on top.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Sam and Frodo managed to escape and head on up Mount Doom while the Orcs were distracted in refuelling it! :D

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, all the plot holes that had just been written caused the storyline to collapse. :p

[Kath]

Fortunately Kath remembered the good old days when this thread actually made sense and so the story was restarted.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, just as the story was beginning again, Frodo decided he didn't want Bilbo’s stupid Ring anyway and so forced him to take it to Rivendel.

[Kath]

Fortunately this was not a problem as Frodo became attached to the stirrup Bilbo's horse and was dragged to Rivendell anyway.

[Nimrodel_9]

Unfortunately by the time they got to Rivendell, Bilbo realized he must have dropped the Ring some where along the way.

[Orominuialwen]

Fortunately he had a pretty good idea where he might have dropped it.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, he had dropped it in Gollum's cave, and Gollum now had his Precious back.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, Boromir was wondering in Gollum's cave, killed him, and took the Ring. (for Boromir of course)

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, this meant that Boromir now had the Ring, and he did not want to give it up as it had made him the One Disco King to Rule Them All. (not that he needed any help there, but...)

[Gurthang]

Unfortunately, during his daring disco dance, the dastardly Ring dissappeared!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, The Ring was now in the hands of Frodo for some reason.

[Boromir88]

Hookbill, agh, you leave me no choice.... :p

Unfortunately, Boromir was quite upset because Frodo somehow had his Disco Ring, so he killed Frodo and took the ring back.

[CaptainofDespair]

Fortunately, Saruman, dressed as Christopher Lee, was able to use his wit to trick Boromir into giving him the Ring.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Saruman now had the Ring and used it to turn the Shire into a gigantic parking lot.

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the giant parking lot attracted many tourists. One of them happened to be Elrond who drove up in his new Escalade and ran over Saruman.

[CaptainofDespair]

Unfortunately for Elrond, Saruman splattered himself all over the car, staining it red.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, it was already a red car.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately it had Old Wizard smell on it so Elrond couldn't pick up anymore of those hot elven babes

[High King Fingolfin]

Fortunately Elrond was too old for most of them anyway.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the smell attracted Bob the Troll.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, he was many miles away.

[CaptainofDespair]

Unfortunately, he had his Boots of Blinding Speed on (though they were uncomfortable).

[High King Fingolfin]

Fortunately they were so uncomfortable that he threw them away.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately he smashed down Bree's East Gate.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, he stepped on a rather large splinter and hurt his foot pretty bad.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately this made him really mad.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Elrond had driven away now and was smoking a pipe down in Rivendel.

[CaptainofDespair]

Unfortunately, Elrond came back to find Gandalf and Bilbo smoking his pipe.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Bob the Troll squished him before he could hurt either of them.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, he tried to squash Gandalf and Frodo.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Gandalf and Bilbo were in a tank.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Gandalf became crazy and blew up Rosie O'Donnell's house with the tank, his reason was that it would make an awesome beer commericial

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, Rosie sued him for libel, because she did not want to be associated with beer, and Frodo got off free because of his display of 'pouty eyes of dispair' and was excused from the court room. Gandalf had to try other methods...

~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Gandalf trapped Frodo in a net with a female Dwarf who beat him up after Frodo accidentally called her "Sir".

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Bob the Troll ran over both Gandalf and the dwarf with the tank.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunatle the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, it was mid-day.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Gandalf and the Dwarf were dead anyway.

[THE Ka]

Fortunately the dragon was having a nasty spell of insomnia, and Gandalf found that all of his fake-your-own death tapes came in hand...


~ Aesthete

[CaptainofDespair]

Unfortunately, Legolas was having a dance-a-thon nearby.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately the dragon decided to eat Legolas.

[Morsul the Dark]

Unfortunately for the dragon all of Legolas's fan girls attacked him

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately the dragon ate them as well.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the dragon burst into bits as the fan girls were too many for his stomach to hold. The fan girls (and Legolas) escaped!

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately the dragon was actually Trogdor, and in all his majesty, came back together to burninate the countryside

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, he was in the middle of a city. No countryside for miles and miles and miles.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately trogodr squashed hookbill's house and everything that is dear to him, then burned the city down to make it into a countryside

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately this was not a good thing.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, while the Dragon distracted everyone, Frodo had made his way to Mordor. Even Sauron was eating popcorn and watching the Dragon.

[Morsul the Dark]

unfortunately so was sam and gollum dot hold of frodo

[Cailín]

Fortunately Gollum was mysteriously far more interested in Frodo's eccentric hobbit clothing than his former precious and so Frodo managed to escape - naked, but safe.

[Morsul the Dark]

Unfortunatley Gandalf owned the patent on being "unlcoaked, and related wordings" and Frodo had to pay a hefty fine

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, as was previously mentioned, Melkor had blown up all the courtrooms.

[Morsul the Dark]

unfortunately that meant lawyers had no where to go so they began to terrorize the world

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Middle-Earth had plenty of rope.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the rope was allergic to lawyers.

[Celuien]

Fortunately, Frodo escaped during all of the confusion and was now disguised as a 3-foot-tall rabbit.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Elmer Fudd spotted him.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Elmer Fudd was still the clumsy klutz that he is, and he ended up shooting Gollum.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Gollums ghost came back...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, this was a strange kind of ghost, in that, everyone could see him, but he couldn't see them. He ended up haunting a restaurant in the gap of Rohan.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately for the umteenth time Frodo refused to destroy the Ring.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, a goat butted him into the lava along with the ring.

[WaynetheGoblin]

Unfourtunately sam grabbed his hand frodo slipped but sam had the ring in his hand.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the evil killer teddy bears pushed them both in.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Eagles swooped in to take them out of the lava.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

. . . Eagles swooped in to take them out of the lava.

Unfortunately, Sam still had the ring in his hand.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately the Eagles remembered that they were never again going to help anyone, so they dropped Sam into the lava with the ring and life continued on...even though the ring was destroyed before and sam wanted to continue his hunt for Oliphrogs...but now thats Gimli's job

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the ring had not landed in the lava and was actually resting on the body of Gollum who had fallen and landed on a stalagmite.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, a large rock fell and knocked it into the lava.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the lava solidified before the Ring could melt.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Orcs had given up on the idea of a motorised Orodruin and decided to pour the lava they had been using as fuel back into the magma chamber... where the ring was.

[Gil-Galad]

unfortunately the orcs cleaned out the chamber first, and they found the ring

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately a big fight erupted over it and all the Orcs in the area killed each other off.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the Nazgul flew in to break up the fighting, and in so doing found the Ring.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Nazgul began fighting.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately after the Barrow-wight threatened to kick them off the forum he took the Ring to Sauron.

[Gurthang]

Fortunately, Sauron was so occupied playing Werewolf, he didn't even notice the Ring, and so it just sat there beside him. :D

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately it was night, so Sauron got up to take a break and saw the ring there

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Eru decided to change the fashions of the world again. So the Ring was suddenly transported to . . . Erebor?

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately it was picked up by a psychopathic Troll.

[wilwarin538]

Fortunately a bunch of phsychiatrists(sp?) came and locked him in a padded room.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the troll turned out to be a Balrog and burned the cell with his fiery sword!

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately an ice-spear maker killed the Balrog with his ice spears.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the ice spears all melted due to the Balrog's fiery heat before they could even touch him.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, in the confusion, the Balrog dropped the ring and it rolled towards Frodo who happened to be there.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . it was not really Frodo, but a disguised Gollum. He takes the Ring and puts it on.

[WaynetheGoblin]

Fourtunately the place caugt fire cause of the balrog and the ring rolled to frodo.

[Orominuialwen]

Unfortunately, because of the smoke from the fire, Frodo was not able to see the ring as it rolled towards him, so it went right past his left hand and stopped in a pile of dirt in the corner.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the dirt was put in a bin, which was then carried away towards Mount Doom where they were now depositing the rubbish.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortuantely the went to Mt.Zoom by accident

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Mt. Zoom was what the Orcs had renamed Mount Doom to after they attached wheels to it.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, everything suddenly got caught in THE TIME WARP OF DOOOOOOOM!!!

[WaynetheGoblin]

Fourtunatly it was so small nothing could fit in it.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Balrog was still at large.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Balrog was distracted by chasing Mount Doom (or Zoom (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/hukbillgoomba/MtZoom.jpg))

[WaynetheGoblin]

Unfourtunatly the wheels came of and he caught mt.zoom or doom.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Balrog decided to drink the lava.

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, he over indulged, there lying drunk and rather unconcious he rolled down the side of the volcano and had to start all over again.

~ Aesthete

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Frodo found the Ring.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . it was not really Frodo, but a disguised Gollum. He takes the Ring and puts it on. :p

[Boromir88]

Fortunately, it really wasn't the Ring it was a fake ring, planted by Frodo, he found in a Cracker Jack box. Frodo meanwhile has the real ring.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Gollum throttled Frodo and took the Ring.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Fortunately what Gollum thought were Frodo's bloodshot eyes, were actually the eyes of Sauron in the guise of a Hobbit.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Sauron had taken the Ring from Frodo and tossed him into the lava.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Gollum bit Sauron's finger off and ran away with the ring. Sauron meanwhile was left rolling around on the floor shouting, "Not again!"

[Boromir88]

Unfortunately whilst Gollum was so happy at getting the Ring, he trips and falls down Mount Doom...rolling right into Gothmog (obviously I'm talking about Gothmog the Nazgul :p , not the the pink hairy guy).

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Gothmog freaked out Gollum so much that he ran into the hot lava of Mt. Doom, thus destroying the One Ring.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the eruption of the mountain caused Frodo to be sent back in time to when the Ring was first forged.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately Frodo quickly returned to his own time.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately Sauron had forged a spare Ring back in time, and Frodo took it - after biting off Sauron's other finger.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, this new Ring was made of chocolate, and Frodo ate it.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately,Frodo was allergic to Chocolate

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, through the graceful digestion of Crisco cooked over a hot-burner, Frodo saved his own life and had a wonderful brownie-sale with the remains, thus raising enough money to make his own ring...


~ Aesthete

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the entire world suddenly turned into a gigantic all-meat pizza with no anchovies for no discernable reason.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the World of Middle Earth was fine.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Balrog burnt down Bag End.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the fire department arrived in time to put it out.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Gandalf left his cloak in there to scare some childeren, so naked-Gandalf began wandering around

[Boromir88]

Fortunately the Shirriffs caught and retained naked-Gandalf in time for him not to attract much attention...and so took him to Hobbit Jail.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, there was a huge earthquake, several volcanoes erupted, a freak tornado, tsunami, hurricane, meteor shower, etc., etc.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately these things happened only in areas under the dominion of Sauron.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, that's where Frodo was at the time.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately the Ring was destroyed by an erupting volcano.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately, Sam was with Frodo to Mordor.

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, a mysterious editor with a knack for making sequels and drainning writers, was not pleased with the current ending put Frodo and Sam back with the ring at the start of Mordor, this time wearing a flame-resistant fake mustaches...

~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, the moustaches were iron and belonged to Tony Cash (with his Iron Moustache) and he came to take them back!

[Kath]

Fortunately Tony Cash had become demagnetised and so was repelled by the iron moustaches.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Frodo loves cheese. :D

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, this had nothing to do with what was going on.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . it had something to do with what was going on, for Tony Cash, as foreseen by Mandos, turned into cheese.

[Morsul the Dark]

Fortunatley being the cheese lover he was frodo ate johny cash as he pondered whether or not it was cannibalism

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, he thought it was and so handed himself over to the police.

[Morsul the Dark]

fortunately they relized hobbits and humans although similiar are not the same species so it wasn't cannabalism

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Balrog burned up #3 Bagshot Row.

[Morsul the Dark]

Fortunately everyone was far enough away to be safe...except the hobbits at
#3 bagshot row

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the law is a bottomless pit and Frodo fell into it.

[Orominuialwen]

Fortunately, Gandalf uncloaked, who was still in the Lockholes, helped Frodo escape from them.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Balrog burned down many Shire villages.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the Shire villagers burned down the Balrog, starting with its wings. :p

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, they gave up after they could not find the wings. :p

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, the Balrog was so confused over whether or not he had wings that his head exploded.

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, as with any great horror scene and monster, the Balrog's head which flew about in a sky of destruction and cheese eating was in many pieces which formed into more Balrogs...

~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, these Balrogs tried to fly off the edge of a cliff, but not having wings (or if they did, they could not use them) they fell to the ground and died.

[High King Fingolfin]

Unfortunately Middle-Earth turned upside-down, Illuvatar being very bored.

[Kath]

Fortunately he soon realised that he should be above that sort of thing and turned everything the right way up again.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Meneltarmacil stole the Ring and became Ruler of all Arda.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Fortunately, Aragorn cut off Meneltarmacil's finger, and through the Ring into the crack of Doom.

~Elrowen

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, the ring found Meneltarmacil's finger a very bad fit and out-of-season, thus went shopping for another... Which happened to be in the direction of Mordor.


~ Aesthete

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Bigfoot found it and took it to Mount Doom.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately he took a walk by Dol Amroth, tripped on a bannana peel and fell into the ocean

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the Ring floated right to the shores of Eldamar.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Finarfin took the Ring.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . Finarfin did not like the Ring, so he threw it away.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately, Feanor found the ring when Finarfin threw it away, and decided it may help him in his quest for the Silmarils.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Feanor found the ring to be more trouble than it was worth, with all those Nazgûl hindering him, and so he threw it away.

[arcticstorm]

Unfortunately, the ring was found by Melkor's servants and brought to him.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Melkor was displeased with Sauron's ignoring him for so long and destroyed the Ring with his bare hands. (He taught Sauron most of what he knows, so he could probably do it)

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, because Melko was not returning Sauron's calls, he decided to make war upon him, destroying most of the lands in the marching of his hordes.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Sauron died when Melkor destroyed the Ring.

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, Melkor was in so much happiness that he resorted to gin, and right before he expired he hiccuped the ring...


~ Aesthete

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Fortunately Melkor was in Mordor at the time, and he hiccuped the ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

-Elrowen

[Kath]

Unfortunately the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, Melko left a message after the beep. :D

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately the message machine was busted.

[WaynetheGoblin]

Fourtunately it was magicly fixed.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Ring was picked up by an Orc.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Orc was run over by some Hobbits in a cart.

[Celuien]

Unfortunately, 200,000 orcs showed up on the hobbits' doorstep. :eek:

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Aragorn defeated them with his army of green slimy dead guys (courtesy of PJ)

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunatley, the green slimy dead guys were actually real men that went for a swim in the Anduin before the fight, and they all slipped on rocks and fell down before they could get to Aragorn.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Orcs died of laughter.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, so did Aragorn.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, Arwen kissed him in a non-canonical dream and woke him up.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Aragorn now went on a hunt for Peter Jackson to ask him what the hell he thinks he was doing.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Pj was in a listening mood today.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Aragorn was more interested in what colour Jackson's blood was compared to some red paint on his sword blade.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, PJ was wearing Frodo's mithril armour and the sword bounced of and hit Legolas in the arm (his shooting arm)

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Aragorn got possessed by demons

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, they couldn't stand all his greasiness and the smell and so they left.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the will of Aragron was stronger than those of the demons and he drove them out.

[Kath]

Unfortunately the slight clash caused by having two "fortunately's" caused Aragorn to spontaneously combust.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately for Arwen, she was cheating on Aragorn with Theoden and Haldir and therefor she won't be a widow for very long.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Glorfindel went after Arwen for stealing his horse.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Arwen was at the time hiding in a bush with Haldir not doing anything dirty.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, Glorfindel set that bush on fire.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately Glorfindel found them, and being a friend of Aragorn's.... got a little angry....................

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Arwen gave in to Glorfindel and gave him his horse back and he promised he didn't see anything and Haldir was a little confused about why there were two unfourtunately's.

(ps, just kidding about the Haldir comment)

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately PJ called Haldir off to Helm's Deep and Glorfindel started raging about the various things going wrong.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, a strange hyena-like beast dragged Glorfindel off a cliff. ;)

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Gandalf was then the White Wizard and he whisked all the charcter's in the movies that were introduced (except Arwen) in the LotR series to Valinor.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, their ship sank halfway there.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Ulmo was in a good mood.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unforunately, after finding out the stories of the characters, Ulmo wasn't sure he wanted to be in a good mood.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Manwe was in a good mood and ordered Ulmo to save them, against Ulmo's will of course.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately, they were washed ashore back on Middle Earth

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately they found an inn.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately, the Nazgul found it as well, and had a grudge against some of the characters.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, there were so many ppl there that looked like them that the Nazgul didnt no who to attack.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron found the Ring and gave it to Sauron.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Gandalf saw him and he ran up and uncloacked himself ( :eek: ) and the Mouth of Sauron dropped the Ring.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately the ring fell into Anduin.... and the entire process was repeated.

[The Elf-warrior]

Fortunately the Ring fell down a plot hole and thus was banished from this thread.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . the Ring found its way to the Crazy Captions thread.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, everyone knew the power of the Ring and left it along.

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Unfortunately, Sauron got mad that his Ring was banished, and forged another...

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, the fires of Mount Doom were out at the time.

[THE Ka]

Unfortunately, he remembered that he had left Mt. Doom's propane bill on the counter, and after having a nice cup of tea and toast he payed his bill collector, all with a gracful ease of someone under pressure...


~ Aesthete

[Elrowen Tinúviel]

Fortunately, Celebrimbor "borrowed" Sauron's propane heater, so the fires of Mt. Doom didn't come back to life.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, Good old Mount Doom became Mount Zoom once again and drove off to run over Celebrimbor! :eek:

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Celebrimbor was visiting the Dwarves of Moria and Mount Zoom couldn't find him.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the Balrog found him.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Celebrimbor distracted him by asking the Balrog if he had wings. :rolleyes:

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately another Balrog killed him with his fiery whip. :(

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Gandalf came along just as Celebrimbor was slain and he uncloaked himeslf ( :eek: ) to scare them off.

[The Elf-warrior]

Unfortunately Gandalf was surrounded by enemies.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, his enemies were surrounded by Eomer and the Rohirrim.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately Eomer was surrounded by his enemies, and they brought a troll...with a laser and a guitar

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Eomer brought his guitar and they had a guitar war, which Eomer won.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortuantely, The Cheat went up behind Eomer and unplugged Eomers guitar, and Eomer was cheating, so he was disqualified

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, The Cheat's head exploded, as it often does.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, the Cheat's head explosion also knocked Eomer's amp over and therefore he was found out.

[THE Ka]

Fortunately, Eomer found all of this rather absurd and gave 'The Cheat' a nice sized pony named 'Mr. Dandiworth' for his troubles.


~ Aesthete

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Unfortunately, no one had seen an Orc walking off with a ring of power.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

. . . someone had smelled said Orc, and fired an arrow at his direction.

[Kath]

Unfortunately they were so overpowered by the stench that they misjudged the direction and accidentally shot Eomer.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fortunately, the Orc laughed himself into a coma.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, a Balrog found the Ring.

[Meneltarmacil]

Fortunately, it was too high up for him to reach or climb to... and of course he couldn't fly as he had no wings.

[Glirdan]

Unfourtunately, more Balrogs came along and they stood on each others shoulers utnil the could reach the Ring.

[Gil-Galad]

Fortunately a stinky balrog came and all teh other balrogs fainted and made Stinky Balrog vey sad and he had to go live alone in the forest... poor umm... Johnny the Stinky Balrog, poor poor Johnny... no friends, no family, alone because of his stinkiness

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately for Johnny, he found a woman Balrog who was just as stinky and they got married and lived happily ever after.

[Gil-Galad]

Unfortunately the woman balrog was actually gandalf uncloaked...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Fourtunately, Johnny was blind.

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, they were standing on the Bridge of Khazad-Dum and Gandalf broke it.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, Gandalf turned into a bird and said "I'm no fool! I shall fly!"

[Meneltarmacil]

Unfortunately, the bird he turned into was an ostrich, and so he started falling.

[Glirdan]

Fourtunately, when Gandalf broke the bridge, the Ring fell with them.