Crazy Captions

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Merry: The Tie Fondler returns!
Pippin: RUUUUN!!!!

HAHA! *snickers* AHHH!!!

Merry: *gasp* *jaw drops* Its Gimli in a tutu!
Pippin: Where? I don't see him... is it pink? is that it? AH!!!!!!!!!!! smilies/eek.gif

yeah lame I know...

[Elennar Starfire]

Merry: Frodo!?! What are you doing in that tree?

Frodo: Never mind that, just GET ME DOWN!!!

I have absolutely no idea where that came from.

[Naz]

Oooooo... Aaaaaa...

I dunno... just the look on Merry's face...- -;;;

[Lily Bombadil]

This is for the Legolas riding picture. I posted a caption for it, but it "mysteriously disappeared".

OW! Gimli! Get your axe outta my BUTT!!!!

[merenwen]

The_Hand: lol!! i *lovelovelove* that part in zoolander!! it's one of my most favorite lines to repeat over and over! and over and over....

smilies/biggrin.gif ~merenwen~

[arianrod]

Merry and Pippin have just realized...


...they forgot to turn off the water at Crickhollow.

[ September 27, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

[Naz]

arianrod, that is too funny! I burst out laughing when I read that!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Merry: What the...?

*In tree*

Gandalf: I am a tree, you cannot see me, for I look like any other tree here, I am a tree, I feel like a tree...

[Finwe]

Merry: Does Galadriel know that white becomes transparent when it's wet?

Pippin: Where? Where? Let me see!!!!

[One Axe to Rule them All]

"That's one more for exotic bird bingo...."

"Who knew that denethor's medication would make him pro-trees and anti-fire....."

[The Only Real Estel]

Legolas: Aragorn, nad no ennas!
Aragorn: Man cenich!

Legolas: An army of Elf girls in bikinis! PAR-TAY!!!!!!!!!!


Probably the best one I've seen yet! smilies/biggrin.gif

[Finwe]

It was a moment of inspiration! I don't know what came over me!

[Esgallhugwen]

Merry: Wow that is one big pile of dragon caca!
Pippin: and what's really weird... doesn't it smell like chocolate to you?
Merry: Pip don't be getting any ideas or I will be forced to fong you!

yes it is gross and not the least bit funny, but I'm bored. smilies/confused.gif

[arianrod]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/celeborn/fotr_celeborn_lorien_3.jpg

[Oddwen]

Celeborn: (totally without feeling) "Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man do you know the muffin man he lives on Dury lane..."
Galadriel: "So it begins..."

[ElentariGreenleaf]

Celeborn: *BELCH*
Galadriel: *sniffs* Erch! That REEKS! I knew I shouldn't have cooked curry... with marmite.

OR

Celeborn: *sings* Donvinatie!
Galadriel: *thinks* I'm married to a loonatic...

[Lyta_Underhill]

Celeborn: (gags) I swallowed a bug...ack! (thinks: maintain calm expression...)
Galadriel: (resigned sigh, speaks through side of mouth) If you'd keep your big Teleri trap shut, you wouldn't have that problem...

[The Saucepan Man]

Celeborn: *slurring* My name is Celeborn and I am an alcoholic.

Galadriel: *whispering* Not now, Celeborn. Your therapy session is tomorrow.

[Alatariel Telemnar]

Celeborn: and now I will sing Twinkle Twinkl Little Star *does voice excercises* *sings Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in a squeaky voice*

Galadriel: *telepathically* RUN FOR YOUR LIVESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Oddwen]

Celeborn: "Peregrin, if you do not pick my wife as Ms. Middle-earth, I shall breathe on you! Like this! *hhhooooohhhhhh*


(Anyone remember that?)

[arianrod]

(hey, I can post for my own pic, right? smilies/biggrin.gif)

Celeborn: Tell... me... where..... is.... Gandalf.... for.... I.... much.... desire...

Galadriel: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Celeborn: I am happy, oh so happy, and *blah-blah* and *blah-blah* and GAY!!!!!!!

Galadriel(in thought): I should have joined Finarfin...

Lame, yes, but praps we chatsy with it a bit, praps... smilies/tongue.gif

[The_Hand]

Celeborn: Ah ah ah! (about to sneeze)
Galadriel: (thinking) Valar please don't let him get it all over the guests!... again

[ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: The_Hand ]

[Feared Half-Elf]

This is what happens next in my world...

...Galadriel suddenly produces a Post-It saying 'insert 50p coin here' with an arrow ponting downwards and sticks it on Cleborn's nose.


Lame, but oh well.

[ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]

[Lily]

Celeborn: Baaaaaa!

[Elennar Starfire]

I am your angel of music, come to me angel of music...

Sorry, Galadriel's expression made me think of Christine in a trance in The Phantom of the Opera. Songs from that have been stuck in my head all day, soo... *sings* The phantom of the opera is here inside my mind...

[Arothir]

Celeborn in a singing voice: OHHHHH!!!!

Galadriel thinking: Oh why did I ever go to Doriath?

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Galadriel: *from the corner of her mouth* No, Celeborn, for heaven's sake, how many times have I told you that weed is BAD?

-Menelien

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Galadriel: Just ignore him, he's a cardboard cut out.

Anyone remember that blooper? Who did that anyway? It was genius!

Celeborn: AAAGGH!! WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE!! *Jaw locks* Oh no, not again!

Galadriel: *Thinkin* Don't cry, it'll be okay, you still look graceful, just pretend you don't know him...

[Yavanna228]

C: *in stereotypically aristocratic British accent* 'Welcome, my friends, to our land of joy and peace that lasts forever.'
G: *thinks* 'And ever, and ever, and ever...'
smilies/rolleyes.gif
Ok, I know that's not canonical, pardon. smilies/smile.gif
Peace
PS. To all the ones with the Celeborn halitosis posts, hurrah! smilies/biggrin.gif The good old days!

[The_Hand]

Celeborn: Ga...la...driel... I think I'm aaah choking... can't breath! Got lembas stuck... arrrgh!
Galadriel: What? you're hungry? Have some lembas dear.

[Amanaduial the archer]

Galadriel: *from the corner of her mouth* No, Celeborn, for heaven's sake, how many times have I told you that weed is BAD? *sweetly* GOTO, dear, methinks someone has been spending to much time around Anenga... smilies/wink.gif smilies/biggrin.gif

[Naz]

Celeborn: "Peregrin, if you do not pick my wife as Ms. Middle-earth, I shall breathe on you! Like this! *hhhooooohhhhhh*

(Anyone remember that?)



I read that thread! I read your quote & burst out into insane laughter! smilies/biggrin.gif

[dragoneyes]

I am happy, oh so happy, and *blah-blah* and *blah-blah* and GAY!!!!!!!

That's pretty and witty, just so you know.

Celeborn: Tonight on Lothlorien news: Mystery unfolds as fellowship tell all; Gandalf, what did the people think of him?; Gollum rumoured to be sneaking around, truth? Or was it just a trick of the light? and lastly, Sauron regains hold of Mordor, bad news for everyone else.

Galdriel: *thinking* Wrong camera you prat, WRONG CAMERA!

[Esgallhugwen]

Celeborn: BlahBlah blah blah....
Galadriel: *thinking* wow Frodo looks soooo cute, must have him, i'll keep him in a little cage and feed him lembas.

or
Celeborn same as before
Galadriel:*thinking* Celeborn all he ever does is talk...urge to kill him rising... Legolas never talks so much I will make him my new husband...yes ..excellent!! smilies/evil.gif
She twiddles her fingers like Mr. Burns. smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Lyta_Underhill]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/tttpics/frodo/ttt_frodo_27.jpg

Frodo: Help me, Sam! I spilled the hair gel! What do I do?
Sam (offscreen): Don't ask me! You should have consulted Legolas while you had the chance!

Cheers!
Lyta

[The_Hand]

is it just me or does it look like he is reaching for something being him...:

Frodo: Oh **** Sam I just sat of something... its wet.
Sam: zzzthat ish my ffffashe!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Frodo: Er, Sam? Why did you just throw that bucket of cold, dirty water all over me? And, er, why are you holding another one?

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Voiceover:" His mom kept warning him about wet dreams but he didn't believe."

(I'm sorry, couldn't help myself. Sorry.)

[Oddwen]

Wow! I've played in some rough sprinklers before, but that last one was a doozy!

[Elennar Starfire]

See? I can be Grima!

or

Frodo: I'm already awake!

Legolas: That was for the smell.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Voiceover: Dead Marshes...the new fragrance for hobbits.

-----or-----

Frodo: Can you believe it? Legolas just peed on me!

Legolas(offstage): You needed the bath, Stinker!

Oh, please, not the flying tomato again! smilies/frown.gif

[ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]

[Arwen1858]

Frodo: I'm already awake!

Legolas: That was for the smell.

Ah!!! That was what I thought when I first saw the pic, and was going to post it, but you beat me to it! smilies/tongue.gif

[Meela]

"Uh... Sam? Maybe I should have the hose back now..."

[ElentariGreenleaf]

One rainstorm to WASH THEM ALL!!

.... *ducks to avoid flying (sharp and painful) objects*

Ok,ok....

Frodo: *thinks* Must reach Sting.... Sam approaching.... Knew I shouldn't have fallen down again... stupid Ring.... stupid Sam. Where's Gollum when you need him to distract Sam?

[Lily]

urge to kill him rising..

LOL!!! I love that one! "Urge to kill fading..rising...fading fading gone."

But anyway!

Gollum:If I've told you once! I've told you a million times! DON'T FOLLOW THE LIGHTS! Or next time I'm not fishing you out of there! Mmmm fish would be good....*rambles on about fish*

[The Only Real Estel]

Frodo: "Sam!!! You put my hand in warm water while we slept! How could you! I don't even have a spare set of clothes!"

smilies/biggrin.gif

[The Saucepan Man]

(Continuing a personal theme ...)

Frodo: Heeelp me! I'm melting!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

http://www.lordoftherings.net/homevideo/homevideo_gallery/images/image9.jpg
Boromir: Father, I've just received word...Meela's at the front door and she won't leave until you go!
Denethor: Heh heh...not again...

I'm SO sorry...I just couldn't resist! smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Meela]

I think the house just collapsed from the shock of my shrieks of laughter!! smilies/biggrin.gif

Okay... I've recovered... *deep breath*

Boromir: Father... the Enemy has destroyed Minas Tirith.
Denethor: C'est la vie! *strikes a match*

[dragoneyes]

Guy in the background: ...and do you know what I said to him? I said: You have no right to speak to me like that! I am a soldier of Gondor and could strike you down in a second! *takes a swig of his drink* And then he ran off into the night screaming like a girl!

Denethor: *thinking to self* I remember when I used to show off to all my enemies. "Enemies!" I'd say, "One day, I'll be able to cut your head off with a word!" Ahh, those were the days...

Boromir: *thinking to self* Note to self, next time someone starts a finght with me, play the "I'm a commander of the Gondorian army" card...

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Denethor: You are the joy of Gondor, Boromir...
Boromir: *thinks* Will... restrain... self... will not... tell... father... precisely how many... times... I have heard this...

-Menelien

[Finwe]

Boromir: Um... Father... Lady Galadriel is at the door yelling something about a baby.

Denethor: *smirks* Ah, memories, memories.

[Elennar Starfire]

Boromir: Um, dad? How much did you drink?

Denethor: *giggles drunkenly*

Guy In The Background: *passes out*

[Esgallhugwen]

This is one for that cute yet wet picture of Frodo:
Little did Frodo realize that waking up next to Sam would have very surprising if not wet results!!

or
Gollum house training 101: When your teaching him to use the litter pan do not, I reapeat DO NOT STAND NEXT TO HIM!!

and the latest pic:
Boromir:"Uh Dad..xyz..x...y...z!!" he say with a very stressed tone. while his dad looks about drunkinly.

[ October 05, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]

[Oddwen]

B: Dad, I simply must insist that you stay away from the car from now on. Do you think that we have that insurance?

D: What insurance?

Random Duck: AFLAC!!!!

B: What?

D: *thinks* Burn, baby burn...


Boromir: Um, dad? How much did you drink?

Denethor: *giggles drunkenly*

Guy In The Background: *passes out*

(That reminds me of...)

B: Father, have you been at the Gaffer's home brew?

D: No. Well, yes, but what does that matter?

[The Saucepan Man]

Boromir: What business have you here, old woman?

Denethor: It's me, you fool! I'm your father, remember?

[Meneltarmacil]

Sorry, I don't have any good captions, just something I noticed.

Don't you think it's time to close this thread and open a new one? I mean, we're on page 12 already!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Gondorian soldier: ...And then I see this Black Rider. He was scary and all, but when raised his sword...oh my Eru! His freaking body odor blasted us!

Boromir: Yeah, and Anduin was so contaminated, that when I reached the other shore, I stank like a Ranger.

(all three thinking)

Denethor(laughing): Stank like a Ranger! That's a good one, Borrums!

[Arwen_Evenstar]

B: Father, I come bearing grave news; someone has stolen all of the oil from our winter supply chamber...we will have to send men out for more.
D: Oh, um...how...terrible...quick, SEND FOR MORE OIL!!! BEAUTIFUL FLAMMABLE OIL!!!

*shakes head* Oh dear. Oh, oh dear.
I've sunk to a new low...
Eh...

[arianrod]

That's a good one, Borrums!

Borrums? LMAO! Oh, that's great... smilies/biggrin.gif

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/elrond/fotr_elrond_lastalliance_5.jpg

Elrond: No, Gil-galad, we are NOT there yet!

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

WAZAAAAAAAAAAP!?!?

I am so sorry.

[Finwe]

Elrond: *thinks to himself* What was I thinking when I took this job? Gil-galad never told me about the risks of my jaw freezing in the middle of a yell!!!!!


Gil-galad: *runs off in a hurry and proceeds to get himself killed* Whew! I'm safe in Mandos! *looks around surreptitiously* Bloody Half-elves!

[THE Ka]

"WHERE'S MY COFFEE AND HAND WARMER!", "IT'S ALREADY 3:OO O'CLOCK AND I'M STILL GETTING TERRIBLE SERVICE AROUND HERE!" mutters to himself, " Ahh! the horror of it..."

The guy next to him stares to the side and says under his breath, " Give me a break..."

I know, I know, but hey, that's the only thing that came into my mind... smilies/rolleyes.gif smilies/redface.gif smilies/smile.gif

[THE Ka]

This is for the "wet" picture of frodo.

Sam: Uh? you okay?
Frodo: oh... yeah, sure yeah just fine! he, he eh... smilies/frown.gif

Frodod says to himself: Ahh! i feel so constapated... I don't know if i should get up.... smilies/smile.gif

Yeah, i know it's lame but, i've got all the time in the world... smilies/wink.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Aragorn! You give Arwen her dress back this instant!

(Aragorn is wearing Arwen's dress. I'm not that sick-minded.)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Elrond: Come out, Mr. Anderson! I've brought more of my buds, just for you!

P.J.: Cut! What in Mordor were you thinking, you blasted Half-Elf?

-----or-----
Elrond: Taste the sunlight on my forehead, you freaking fools of Morgoth! And, yeah, that includes you, Sauron!

Wala lang!
->The True Son of Finrod

[Arwen1858]

ARAGORN!! I warned you I'd take drastic measures next time you touched my daughter!

Well, there's my attempt, anyway!

[Arwen_Evenstar]

E:Will someone please inform whoever is standing behind me, that their lance is poking me up the-
PJ: CUT!

..........forgive me. I try, I really do...
smilies/frown.gif

[Anything but Arwen]

For the prev pic:

Guy in backround: Got any change? Sir?

Boromir: Uhh..

Denethor: Back away, dont make eye contact...


smilies/rolleyes.gif Sorry. It just popped into my head...

And for the Elrond pic..

Guy on far left: Whoa! Dude, I can smell your breath from back here. Get a mint!


I'll go now...

[Finwe]

(for the wet Frodo picture)

Frodo: I just wanted a bath!!!! What do you mean that was the last of our water???????

[Oddwen]

Elrond: YOODELOODELOODELEEEHEE-HOOO!

[Meela]

"It's one, two, skip, left, you idiots! You step to the right *after* the twirl, not before!"

[Feared Half-Elf]

Elrond: Don't even think about trying to cut my hair without me noticing!!!

[Lyta_Underhill]

*for the Boromir/Denethor picture*:
Boromir: Uh, Father, I know you loved Mom, but you should have let her be buried with her own hair, instead of wearing it yourself...besides, it just doesn't go with the outfit.

Denethor: Since when are YOU a fashion critic? Don't be a pansy, son! It is a sign of manly bravery to wear one's hair in long, graceful waves...if you were Faramir, I'd expect a discourse on my fashionable fur collar as well...

Boromir (thinking): well, I won't mention it here...

Cheers,
Lyta

[Oddwen]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrboromir/thumbnails/tnboromirthought.jpg

What is this I see? The secret Disco Training Camp, the trainees of which intend to usurp me? NEVER!

[ October 08, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]

[Meela]

Hmmm... blue eyeliner. Or do I prefer the black?

[Elennar Starfire]

Yum, squid! Too bad it's so small...

[Lily Bombadil]

For the Elrond one...

Elrond: If I hear one more person say, 'my feet hurt', I'm gonna sream, like this: AAAAAARGH!!!!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Boromir: Hmmm...since I'm Disco King already, maybe it's time to be Ballroom Dancing King, too...

-----or-----
Boromir: What's that I see burning out yonder?
(looks far, then thinks)
Boromir: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Dad torched my disco tracks!

Wala lang! smilies/rolleyes.gif
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie the Vanyar

[The Saucepan Man]

Boromir: *Whispering* Psst! Elrond! Get the glue. My moustache is coming loose.

[Finwe]

Boromir: Does the black leather make me look sexy? Or would you prefer the maroon?

Elrond: Black is fine, Boromir.


Legolas: Stupid pansy! That's my job!!!!

[Lyta_Underhill]

Boromir waits for an opportunity to discreetly tell Gandalf about a booger that has been distracting him throughout the Council of Elrond...

[THE Ka]

This is for the denethor/boromir/crowd of people picture...

Armor: 5 pounds of silver

weapons: 2 pounds of gold

Having to remind your father that this is the 50,000th time he's said that your his favorite... priceless....

For everything else, well, your on your own...

ha...ha... i just noticed that i sound lame.wierd.

wait a minute! wait a minute! whoa! freeky! ok, if anyone wants to know what the Ka might look like look at the picture with denethor and boromir, ok look at the center of the picture near denethor, the guy with the dark brown hair.he's got a cup in his hand and his face is faceing to the right. see him? It's the identical twin of the Ka!
Well, that's unusual, it's not everyday you see a guy who looks just like you... and is on a poster smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/rolleyes.gif

TRAGIC RABBIT
Tragic rabbit, a painting,
the caked ears green like rolled corn,
the black forehead pointing at the stars,
A painting on my wall, alone.

As rabbits are, and aren't. Fat red cheek, all art, trembling nose, a habit hard to brake as not.

You too can be a tragic rabbit; green and red your back, blue your manly little chest.
But, if you've ever goaded into being one beware the True Flesh, it will knock you off your tragic horse, and brake your tragic colors like a ghost breaks marble; your wounds will heal so quickly water will be jealous.
- a selection from Stan Rice's Some Lamb (1975)

[arianrod]

Frodo has just volunteered to take the Ring to Mordor...

Boromir's thoughts: "Wow... Frodo is gre-- who is THAT?!"
Figwit intrances yet another victim....

I'm sorry. I had to do it. smilies/biggrin.gif

[Anything but Arwen]

Frodo is gre-- who is THAT?!

Ha! Figwit strikes again....

[ElentariGreenleaf]

http://www.figwitlives.net/images/Figwit7.jpg

Figwit: *thinks* Humph! Look at him... What does he think he is... a king? *snigger*

[Lyta_Underhill]

Aragorn (thinking): I can look as pompously serious as any Elf! (avoids looking sidewise at Figwit to make sure he's still winning the "pompously serious look" contest.)

Figwit (thinking): I can look as pompously serious as any Man! (can't resist a sidewise look...I AM winning, right?)

[Meela]

Aragorn: you see, the thing about responsibility and leadership is that I have no time to devote to myself. My subjects must come first, and frankly, I don't know if I can cope with that kind of stress. As my therapist said recently...

Figwit: *hmmm... I like his shoes...*

[Finwe]

Figwit: *thinks to self* I hope that unwashed lout realizes that Arwen braided a pink ribbon into the back of his hair.


Aragorn: Don't I look manly? Don't I look sexy baby?

(My obscure Austin Powers reference for the day)

[Elennar Starfire]

Figwit: Hah! I can sit straighter than Aragorn!

On that Boromir one:

Boromir is reading the latest posts at the Barrow-Downs!

(Seriously, that's how I sit when reading the latest posts! I just noticed! isn't that weird?)

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Figwit: I'll take his ring, yes, precioussss and then we'll be the masterssss...

Wala lang!
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie the Vanyar

P.S. Just a question. Who is this Figwit character?

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

For the Denethor one:

Denethor: Haha! My newly created Borri-bot! The perfect son now new and improved!! Heh...I'm so cool...

For the Boromir holding his 'tache one:

Boromir: *Suddenly distracted from the Council of Elrond* ......Did I leave the oven on..?? Oh no...DAD!

Yours obliviously

~Naurwen.

[Yavanna228]

Nilpaurion,
Figwit is the 'name' of the elf in the picture with Aragorn. Some rabid fangirl ( smilies/wink.gif) got hold of him and gave him the name Figwit from the phrase 'Frodo is grea...Who is that?!?' That was the thought going through most everyone's mind. smilies/wink.gif Not much else is known about him, but he does have a website devoted to him. I'm pretty sure this (http://www.figwitlives.com) is the URL, but there's a teaser there. Hope that helped!
Peace

[Esgallhugwen]

Boromir: *Suddenly distracted from the Council of Elrond* ......Did I leave the oven on..?? Oh no...DAD!




mwahahahaha smilies/biggrin.gif that is too funny

hhmm lets see, for the Elrond one:
Elrond"At first
I was afraid I was petrified, never knowing how I could live without you by my side.......But now your back from outer space...-"
PJ:"Cut!! Look Hugo will you stop having Priscilla Queen of the Desert flashbacks; that's armour your wearing not a frock!!"

yes sooo lame I like my one about that wet Frodo pic better.

Gollum house training 101: When your teaching him to use the litter pan do not, I reapeat DO NOT STAND NEXT TO HIM!!

[Feared Half-Elf]

For the Aragorn and Figwit one...

Random background voiceover: And today's latest fashion seems to be a rod up one's backside...

[arianrod]

As the rest of the members present at the Council of Elrond try to pay attention to the Elflord's lecture, Figwit has engaged himself in a staring contest with the Ring...

...Elvish wisdom apparently isn't all it's made up to be.

OR

Figwit: (thinking to himself) Ring... so... shiney... o_0

[lothlorien]

Hi I have just signed up and I came across
a few boards by accident. I have only just begun my obsession with Tolkiens work and I am driving my family insane with my obsession. My friends and family members started insisting I stop reading tolkien
(Have you ever been on one of those really long car trips that take like 8 hours)
well we were on one of those and my sister asked me where abouts Mina's Morgul was and I told her about the ages of middle earth and the Geography of middel earth eventually 6 hours later my 2 sisters were staring of into space and my father stopped the car and said IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING YOU'LL WALK THE REST OF THE WAYso I had to stop right at an interesting part to. smilies/frown.gif

[Finwe]

Aragorn: Boromir just asked Silindë to blow his Horn of Gondor.

Figwit: *snicker snicker*

The Very Secret Diaries strike again!

[Arwen1858]

Figwit: (thinking, and shooting cold looks at Legolas) Who does that blonde elf think he is, anyway? He thinks he's so good-looking. I was doing just fine with the ladies til he came...

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Dum-de-dum!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_fangornforest_7.jpg

[Anything but Arwen]

"Wait - this isn't Hobbiton?!?!"

Sorry..I couldnt resist... smilies/evil.gif

[Meela]

"The lembas is missing???"

[Arwen1858]

Pippin: What do you mean there aren't any pubs between here and Mordor?!

[Finwe]

(I know this isn't very imaginative, but it seemed to fit Pippin perfectly).

Pippin: "At first I was afraid I was petrified, never knowing how I could live without you by my side.......But now your back from outer space..."

Treebeard: Hoom hom!!! Little Orc, burarum! Stop that racket instantly, or I shall get hasty!

[Oddwen]

A Borri-bot...hee hee...

Hugo Weaving sang "I Will Survive" in Queen of the Desert? EEEEWWW!!!


Pippin: "What? Noo! Don't breathe on me, Celeborn, I'll do anything!"

[arianrod]

And this is one of the better reactions to Legolas's rendition of 'The Silmarillion: The Musical'.

Ahhh, Secret Diaryness...

[ October 12, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

[Anything but Arwen]

Actually, Arianrod, I thought it was Legolas' nekkid rendition...

Cassie Claire has a LOT to answer for...

[arianrod]

Was it really? Ah, well that's much less painful than Gimli trying to do high-kicks I suppose. Thanks for correcting me. smilies/smile.gif

[Anything but Arwen]

No problemo... Speaking of Cassie Claire..

Merry tells Pippin what blowing the Horn of Gondor REALLY involves...

*slaps self* Bad, bad, diary obsessed girl..

[Esgallhugwen]

Well Hugo doesn't sing it per-say he lipsync's it with Guy Pearce, and that other older fellow. Well anyway for Pippin.

"Frodo, there is a very big, black, drooling spider behind you!!"
Frodo "Ya right Pip, I'm not falling for that again, remember when we were in Moria and you said there was giant ant behind me, when it turned out to be Gandalf and you laughed"
Pippin"but, but ,but, there really is a-"
"No Pip I'm not listening lalalalalala"
*covers his ears*
Oh well Frodo better realize soon that Pippin is telling the truth or he's going to make himself a nice little dainty for a hungry spider. that will teach Pip not to cry giant bug so to speak.

[Elennar Starfire]

Pippin: ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR!?!?!?!?!?

Please, please, please don't remind me of the secret diaries! I now wish I had not read them. (There's no disgusted graemlin, so you'll just have to imagine several here. At least three of them.)
~_~ <--Disgusted expression, as close as I can get.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Top Three things that made Pippin scream:
What do you mean I swallowed the Ring?

Do I look like Treebeard? Aaahhh!(He kind of looks like Treebeard, doesn't he?)

Did I just see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked? Melian, help me!!!!!



By the way, what is this Secret Diary thing?
(Or do I want to know it?)

Wala lang!
-> The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarie the Vanyar

[Oddwen]

You don't want to know, at least if you're militantly against slash.

[THE Ka]

Merry: pipin... i have something to tell you...

Pipin: besides the fact that our food is almost completely non- existant and has some how dispeared, what?

Merry: well, well....

Pipin: What!? spit it out!

Merry: i well, ate the food... all of it i'm sure i did check. oh, yeah, and i smoked what was left of our weed... I hope you're not made or anything, i mean , at least we both have each other...


Pipin: YOU SMOKED ALL OF OUR WEED! NO, NO ! NOT THE WEED!

heh heh.... my lame quotes strike again...


" You want to know a day of mass confusion?" "Yeah, what?" "Father's day in Harlem..."
- A friend

"I do not believe in the immortality of the individual, and i consider ethics to be an human concern with no superhuman authority behind it"
- Albert Einstein

[Anything but Arwen]

Pippin: ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR!?!?!?!?!?

Lol! I thought of that one, but for some reason didn't put it. Odd, as it was the first thing to spring to mind...

If you want to read the Very Secret Diaries, Go Here (http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/)

[Esgallhugwen]

hope this works*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodosam_hollin_1.jpg

Frodo: 'hey Sam wanna hear a joke?'
Sam: 'Sure Mister Frodo'
Frodo: 'Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They take her to the local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit asks the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it."

The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"

"No. I couldnt get on the bed!"

'pretty funny huh Sam?'
Sam: 'Not really Mister Frodo, I can relate'
smilies/evil.gif

[Feared Half-Elf]

For the Pippin one...

Pippin: Blueberry muffins!!!!

or

Pippin: TELETUBBIES!!!!! RUN!!!!!

By the way, the Very Secret Diaries are V. disturbing....

[ October 13, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]

[Finwe]

Frodo: I love you Sam!!

Sam: *burp*

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: C'mon, Sam...just one.
Sam: No, Mr. Frodo. Rosie's behind you...

Wala lang!
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar

[Elennar Starfire]

Sam: I shouldn't have eaten that fifth piece of lembas...I think I'm gonna be sick!

Frodo: Not on me! Turn around! *backs away*

[Lyta_Underhill]

I actually made a photomanipulated caption for this picture about 3 weeks ago, but I'll simply repeat the captions I made for it:

Frodo: This is really good stew, Sam!
Sam: (thinking) should I tell him I had to substitute orc intestines for the sausage?...NAAAAAAHHHH!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Elijah: Look Sean, its right here in the contract. I get more money than you!

Sean: *grumble*

[Anything but Arwen]

Frodo: Look Sam! Look, I cooked something!

Sam: That looks...delicious...Im sure..

[Feared Half-Elf]

Sam: Er, Frodo? A big bird just did a big poop on your head!
Frodo: Did it really, well I never!

[The Saucepan Man]

Frodo: For pity's sake, Sam, I'm eating. Would you mind answering nature's call somewhere else.

(This is the polite version. smilies/evil.gif )

[arianrod]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/nazgulfrodoosgiliath.jpg

Nazgul: Hey, kid, do you know where I can find the land of Baggins? See, I'm supposed to meet this guy named Shire there...

[Shire Flower]

“Hey, I’m going to Mordor. Could you give me a ride?”
“Sure thing. To Mordor we will take you.... bwhaha!”

[Arwen1858]

This is for the one with Figwit and Aragorn.

Getting invited to the Council of Elrond:
1 million
Having better posture than the king of Gondor:
5 million
Seeing Aragorn with clean hair:
priceless

[Meela]

The Osgiliath dental care program was running particularly smoothly that day.

[Anything but Arwen]

"Hey Mr, sweet ride!"

[Esgallhugwen]

Strong breeze hits Frodo's back*
'Ok either thats the smell of Mount Doom erupting or..'
Frodo turns around 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'

As we all know when volcanoes erupt they release that gas what is it, nitrogen? or something. Well it really smells. smilies/evil.gif

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

After seeing all the damages and ruins of Osgiliath he regretting decided to tell him that he failed the pilot's examination.

[Rose Cotton]

http://img-nex.theonering.net/movie/preview/images/rotk_trailer01_137a.jpg

Legolas: OW!!!!
orc: Get 'em were it counts! smilies/evil.gif

[Finwe]

Random Uruk: First one to spank the Elf gets a lifetime supply of blood!!!!

Uruk-hai army: *SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!*


Legolas: HOLY ELBERETH!!!! OW!!!!

[Elennar Starfire]

Flying Creature: I will bite off your head, small furry thing!

Or

Flying Creature: I am too a dragon! I can breathe fire, see? *tries, nothing happens*

[Elwen_starmaiden]

Legolas:I will disable the orcs with my horrible singing voice. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Oddwen]

Legolas: BEHOLD! THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE! I shall get it for myself, though I have to fight the entire army of Mordor...wait! Gimli! NOOOO!!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

For the Nazgul one...

Nazgul: Which way to the wraith's room?
Frodo: Straight ahead, then left. You won't miss it.
Nazgul: Thanks!
-----or-----
Winged steed: Group hug!

For the present picture...
*Legolas is in the middle of a battle, but he sees Gimli holding...*
Legolas: Nooooooo! Not the Herbal Essence! That's my last...
*He wasn't able to finish, for an orc killed him, Haldir-style*
*Why did PJ kill Haldir?*

Yours, if you want to :p
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar

[Anything but Arwen]

Legolas decides to use shock tactics on the army -

"Oh Eru! ARAGORN WASHED HIS HAIR!"


The Secret Diaries strike again!

[Naz]

http://shop.decipher.com/Images/CardImages/LOTR-EN07080.jpg

Ary: Ooh, tall shiny sword...

Elrond: Watch where you're pointing that thing!!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Aragorn: Ooh, it's sooo shiny. I can see a reflection of my face in this blade!

Elrond: Yeah, that's why I usually allow my men to use bows only. I mean look at Legolas. Would he ever fight if he had a mirror with him?!

[Meela]

Elrond: whoo! human compass!

[Finwe]

Aragorn: Made in.... TAIWAN???? Where is this Taiwan?

[The Saucepan Man]

Aragorn: If I poke up here, maybe we can escape from this darned card.

[Lily]

Aragorn: This end up?

[Yavanna228]

Aragorn: 'Good gracious, Elrond. You really need to get rid of these cobwebs.'

Peace

[arianrod]

Frodo: Woah, you've got Anduril?! I've been looking for this card for ages! I'll trade you my Narsil for it.

Sam: Narsil for Anduril? Are you crazy?

Frodo: OK, fine, I'll throw in Sting, too. C'mon, two for one.

Sam: No way.

Frodo: Hmph.

[Elennar Starfire]

Aragorn: *hits Elrond on the head with Narsil*

It's scary, that pic of Aragorn looks like my friend's dad!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

*Aragorn toys around with sword, like the thing he did in Helm's, Deep*
Aragorn(looking at blade): 'tis a good sword...(looks at Elrond)El...rond...
Pippin(from behind the curtains):OK, who's up for Elrond nuggets?

Yours, if you want to smilies/tongue.gif
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar

[THE Ka]

Aragorn's thoughts:
Aragorn actcidentally pokes a hole in the ceiling to discover arwen's bedroom, and is to busy to listen to elrond..

Elrond: aragorn... ARAGORN! what the hell is the matter with you? it's like you've seen my daughter again where i caught you last time-...
Aragorn: ahh... yah (is to busy trying to get a better view through the hole in the ceiling.

Elrond : wait a minute... what is that hole doing in th-
ARAGORN!

lame. come on people say it . i know i'm lame. that's why I only laugh at my own jokes...


"As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away."
- Hughes Mearns

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_merrypippin_moria_1.JPG

Merry: Geeez, Pip! Why don't you give a person some warning?!? My mouth was open and everything...

[The_Hand]

For the Aragorn card:

Elrond(full of envy): Hmph... Well I have a big one to!
Aragorn: Oh please! It's not the size...Its how you use it!
Legolas: yeah look at me I have two and the girls love me!?
Elrond: What in Middle-Earth are you taking about!?
Legolas: Were we not discussing are swords?
(strande looks from Aragorn and Elrond)

hehe couldnt resist!

[Anything but Arwen]

It's scary, that pic of Aragorn looks like my friend's dad!

Praytell, where would I be finding this guy..?

For the Aragorn card:

Aragorn: Oooo!!! Pointy....


For Merry and Pip:
Merry: Pheew! Pippin!

Pippin: Dont look at me, it was Gandalf..


I hope that thought has warped your mind for the next few days... smilies/evil.gif

[Finwe]

(For the Merry and Pippin picture).

Merry: What do you mean you forgot your clean underwear???????????


smilies/evil.gif smilies/evil.gif

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Merry: Watch your feet, Pip...you don't want to kick me by accident, especially not around th-MMPH!!

[Meneltarmacil]

Elrond(full of envy): Hmph... Well I have a big one to!
Aragorn: Oh please! It's not the size...Its how you use it!
Legolas: yeah look at me I have two and the girls love me!?
Elrond: What in Middle-Earth are you taking about!?
Legolas: Were we not discussing are swords?
(strande looks from Aragorn and Elrond)

That was just SCARY.
smilies/eek.gif

[Elennar Starfire]

Merry: How many mushrooms did you eat? You're heavy!

Pip: At least I'm not as fat as you!

**I do not think that Merry is fat, but Pip had to say something!**

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It's scary, that pic of Aragorn looks like my friend's dad!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Praytell, where would I be finding this guy..?


My friend's dad doesn't really look like Aragorn, just that picture for some reason.

[Lily Bombadil]

Merry: Gosh, Pippin! That's smelled like Bill crap!
Pippin: No more than your mama...

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/fotrpics/grouphobbits/fotr_frodosam_rivendell_1.jpg


Do you really think we'll be able to pick up HBO with this, Mr. Frodo?

[Elwen_starmaiden]

quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Elrond(full of envy): Hmph... Well I have a big one to!
Aragorn: Oh please! It's not the size...Its how you use it!
Legolas: yeah look at me I have two and the girls love me!?
Elrond: What in Middle-Earth are you taking about!?
Legolas: Were we not discussing are swords?
(strande looks from Aragorn and Elrond)

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That was just SCARY.


You're telling me. smilies/eek.gif

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Sam: Look! A Rambaldi artifact!

-----That was lame. Let's try this.-----

Frodo: Let's take this home. I need a new food processor!

Yours, if you want to smilies/tongue.gif
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar

[Meela]

Sam: this Elvish pinball is really quite something, Mr. Frodo!

[arianrod]

I saw these on another site:

"Okay Sam, one more game of 'Hungry Hungry Hippos' but then I REALLY need to get to the council meeting."

"They were fresh out of lawn gnomes, Mr. Frodo, but they had tons of this 'New Age Art' stuff."

"Frodo and Sam have finally completed their first Nazgul trap."

And now mine:
You see, Sam, according to the advanced skill of this Elvish astronomy-reading device, we should both already... be... dead... well that's discouraging.

Sam: What IS it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: It's a satelite dish. It receives and sends radio waves from an oribiting satillite in space that are sent into a Television set and displayed as picture and sound on a screen.
Sam: ...And what does THAT mean?
Frodo: It means Elrond's got over 20 cooking channels in his throne room, and we're gonna find a way to watch them all.

[ October 24, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

[Arvedui III]

Heheh, that's great.

Herm, here's one that's maybe not so great:

Sam: Well, Mr. Frodo, I dunno...
Frodo: Go on, Sam!
Sam: But is this contraption really one of those 'power-ball' wheels the elves speak of?

[ October 24, 2003: Message edited by: Arvedui III ]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Sam: Now, see here Mr. Frodo; if we spin it like this then we can watch the pennies go around and around and we can race them! Okay, ready, set, GO!

[Elennar Starfire]

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! If you spin the ring on the outside, the ones on the inside spin too!

Frodo: Oooooh...

[Oddwen]

(Hmm, how about drawing on some of my furniture moving experience? smilies/tongue.gif )

F: No, Sam! Push!
S: But I-
F: The other way!
S: I can't go that way!
F: Move, you big fat...
S: Well if you're gonna talk that way, you can forget about me helping you move to Crikhollow!!

Or...


S: If we drop this on Boromir's head, do you think he'll stop begging us to do the Wave?
F: Do you think we can get high enough above him to drop it?

(Just imagine...Boromir's at the council giving his "lidless Eye is always watching" speech and all of a sudden-whomp! Heh heh...)

Or...

F: No, I think it's the other way that goes up.

Or...

S: MY FINGER! MY FINGER!

Or...

F: Bwahaha, Sam, I have invented the WASHING MASHINE!

Or...

Sam: So, you just put your golf ball in here, and it comes out clean, eh?

Or...

F: Heh heh, this'll fix Legolas!
S: Um, what is it Mr. Frodo?
F: Uhhh...it's a...a Legolas fixer.

http://img-nex.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/b/9173_b.jpg
It's alright, Mr. Pumpkin, we're running far far away so that Merry won't make fun of us anymore!

Or...

I can't believe that I agreed to wash Gandalf's clothes for a month...

Or...

I hope Aragorn won't mind what I did to Anduril...

Or...

Gimli says that this is a special rock that I can squeeze ale and mushrooms, huh? Well, I'd better cover it up and hide it somewhere where Merry won't find it...


(Wow, I'm on a roll tonight! smilies/biggrin.gif )

[ October 25, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]

[Elennar Starfire]

smilies/eek.gif Wow, Oddwen, that was a lot!

Remember that pic of Frodo and the Nazgul? I just thought up another caption for that.

Frodo: You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Spa...*falls off the bridge*

[Lady Snickerdoodle]

Lembas makes me constipated.

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Pippin: Oh, no. I feel like Josh Groban again...aaah!

Yours, if you want to smilies/tongue.gif
->The True Son of Finrod, and of Amarië the Vanyar

[Feared Half-Elf]

I can't wait for Halloween!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Er, that was meant to be for the picture, not a rambling, random outburst which shows my insanity.

Although everything shows my insanity these days...

[Balin999]

S: Common Mr. Frodo, it's so easy.
F: I still don't get it.
S: Common, you just scratch it. *weekieweekieweekieSauronsucksweekieweekie*
F: Oh Sam, people will always remember you as Middle-Earths first DJ!
S: Yeah, hey P.J., don't you have any more convincing stuff lying around in your basement? We are looking like idiots!
P.J: Cuuut! (I need some time to think here)

[Elennar Starfire]

This has been pretty slow lately, so...

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/rotkpics/rotk_frodo_3.JPG

Frodo: Birdy, birdy, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye?

Ok, that's scary, he looks like he could be doing the dance from the Thriller music video. smilies/eek.gif I should know, I had to learn that dance in my Modern Dance class.

[The Saucepan Man]

*To the tune of Bad Moon Rising*

Frodo: Aaaarrrgghh! Nooooo ... ooouuuwwwl!

[Naz]

"O- oh... hiiii Farmer Maggot! *gringringrimace*"

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

Frodo: Oh, wow! Galadriel, that's amazing. I had no idea Elves were sooo flexible...

[Meela]

Frodo: aaahh... ahhh... ahhhchoooo!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

At Council of Elrond:

Frodo: Ooh! Pretty colours!

Elrond: Pay attention to me, urchin!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Oooooh...ahhhhh...oooooh...yay! Ahhhh...oooooh!

Bonfire night in the Shire!

[Finwe]

Haldir *in a very deep voice*: Frodo...... I am.....your......MOTHER!!!!!!

Frodo: Mama???????


(Don't ask what I was thinking. I'm going through a very stressful week, I haven't eaten anything for three days except three six-packs of Diet Coke, and I've gotten a collective amount of three hours of sleep. FEAR THE SLEEPY HIGH KING!!!!!!)

[ November 06, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ]

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

FEAR THE SLEEPY HIGH KING!!!!!!


*cringes in a corner* No! Please, don't! It's too inhuman!(OK, inelf. Whatever... smilies/rolleyes.gif ) Don't make me clean up after Fëanor!!!!!

(With that over, we proceed to...)
Frodo: My Flaming Eye Action Figure(wait...what action can a flaming eye do? Anywhen...) is stuck up that tree. *looks pleadingly at audience, makes sad puppy eyes* Can you help me get it?

-----or-----
Frodo: Wow, that's a big mushroom.
Sam(off scene): I don't think that was a mushroom, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: So, what is it?
Sam: Remember the Rambaldi artifact a few pictures back? I think we just blew Rivendell up.

OK, That was long.

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->banakil on mumakil

[Arwen_Evenstar]

Ok, firstly, when Oddwen said:
'It's alright, Mr. Pumpkin, we're running far far away so that Merry won't make fun of us anymore!'
It reminded me of Tom Hanks in Castaway and Wilson:
'PUMPKIN!!!!'

AND

For that legolas one:
'Wait a minute, you're not Uruk-hai, you're FANGIRLS!!! WAIT, STOP, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME????!!!!'


*sigh*
I try. I really do.
smilies/smile.gif
Have a nice day.

[The Barrow-Wight]

This topic is too long.

CLOSING

[Meela]

The old thread was too long... here's the new one.

http://www.everafter.faithweb.com/images/83672.jpg


(I'll let someone else start with the captions...)

[ November 07, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[ElenCala Isil]

Aragorn: *singing to himself* The king goes marching home again, hurrah! hurrah!

Gandalf: Bloody hell, I forgot my ear plugs again *bonks soldier in front of him with staff, and takes helmet* Ahh.

Théoden: We're all gonna die.

*shrug* I can't think too well today.

smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Sleepy Ranger]

Gandalf:*to himself* I'm one of the main guys an Istari at that and I'm pushed into the back? I won't stand for this PJ, I'll get you for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aragorn: Well Gandalf look at me I'm king and I'm stuck here too, butyou don't catch me screaming like that.

[Arothir]

I thought Theoden looked hunched over as if he had been stabbed in the back.

Theoden: Uhh, I feel sick.

He falls over
Guy in center: Finally, I killed the king! I hate wearing these silly hats that you call helmets!

[Lyta_Underhill]

Theoden: I want the singing Rohirrim on the left, and the dancing Rohirrim on the right!

Gandalf to Theoden: Where do I go?

Theoden: You have a duet tap dancing number with Aragorn.

Aragorn(thinking): Senile old king...I will sing, but I will NOT dance!

Legolas (thinking): maybe I can get out of this one...

[Elennar Starfire]

Gandalf: *sniffs* What is that smell?

Soldier in front of Gandalf: I just had to let that out! I hope no one notices!

[Finwe]

Everyone on the horse starts randomly chanting and bonking themselves on the head with whatever they're holding.


Everyone: *Chant Chant Chant* *BONK* *Chant Chant Chant* *BONK*

( smilies/biggrin.gif smilies/biggrin.gif Yep, another Monty Python.)

[The Saucepan Man]

*As the finalists line up for Rohan's "Beard of the Year" competition, Legolas wonders how on Middle-earth he got talked into it.*

OR

Legolas: *thinks* Why is Father Christmas following me?

[Arwen_Evenstar]

they aren't actually riding horses. There are people behind the scenes banging coconut halves together that were carried over by birds.....

Not much of a caption...ah well
(God bless Monty)
smilies/smile.gif
Have a nice day.

[Arwen1858]

I have 2 different Legolas ones:

Legolas:*If that wizard touches my bow with his staff one more time... he'll have an arrow run through him so fast, he won't know what hit him!*

Legolas: (looking at the singing soldier on the right)*Opera! Anything but opera!*

ok, my brain is really tired right now, so what seems funny to me might not seem so funny to the rest of y'all. It's after 2 in the morning because I stayed up late watching TTT. I do think that soldier looks like he's trying to sing opera or something.

[Feared Half-Elf]

Gandalf: Damn I forgot my fresh underwear!

[dancing spawn of ungoliant]

Gandalf (thinking): I'll close my eyes and when I open them, all these slow and noisy people have gone away, right?

or...

*On the queue for the sales at the Gap of Rohan*
Legolas: Let's try to gather some positive energy! Everybody, close your eyes and think about some happy thoughts!
Legolas (muttering between his teeth): har, har, suckers...I'll get the pink furry socks while these idiots are dreamin'!

[ November 09, 2003: Message edited by: dancing spawn of ungoliant ]

[Finwe]

Gandalf: Come on guys, is it honestly so bad that we lost Helm's Deep???? I mean, we still escaped with our lives.

Theoden: *sniff sniff* I lost my teddy bear!

Legolas: *sniff sniff* I lost my hair brush!

[Meela]

Soldier: okay, now form an orderly queue! Gandalf... I said orderly!

Theoden: any orange juice?

Aragorn *peers*: nah, they're fresh out. But you can have blackcurrant!

Gandalf: darn... what about the cookies?! They're not all gone, are they??

Aragorn: um... *checks*

Legolas *rolls eyes*: c'mon, guys... it's just post-battle refreshments... don't get your knickers in a twist.

Soldier: nah, save that for later. Have you seen the queue for the toilets?!

[Rose Cotton]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/ROTKPICS/rotk_soldiers_1.jpg
I feel pritty, oh so pritty, I feel pritty and witty and bright!

[Moritari]

This isn't too good but it's all i can think of:

Pj: They are going to war, not a carnival, WHERE IS THE ARMOUR?

Richard Taylor: Yeah, about that, it's not finished yet, but it's O.k! Arwen's dress will do for now, and you can fill in the right costume with the computer graphics!

Pj: i guess, it worked for Elrond, didn't it?

[The Barrow-Wight]

The old rules still apply:

b]Pictures[/b]
1) Pictures must not be borrowed from the bandwidth of other sites.
2) Pictures must be no larger than 100K in file size.
3) Each picture wil remain up until at least ten captions have been suggested for it. Once that happens, anyone can put up the next picture.
4) Pictures should come from the movies or animations

Captions
1) Each person may only put up one caption per day.
2) Captions will not be vulgar, religious, political, or otherwise inappropriate. You know what I mean.
3) You may remark on other captions, but only in a post that contains your own caption (no posts will contain remarks only)
4) Anyone can post a caption, including the person who posts the picture.

These are fairly simple rules designed to keep this topic readable. I'm sure most of you will have no problems following them. If you are unsure if you should do something - don't.

[Meela]

Soldier: I told you you didn't have time to cook before the battle... how can you possibly fight in that apron?!

Horse: *thinking* how can I possibly move with that apron catching under my hooves every two seconds...


(In response to BW's post... I apologise for the size of my picture, it was just what I had at the time. If you like, I can resize it. And the site all my pictures come from is my own.)

[Feared Half-Elf]

Soldier 1: Where is your uniform?

Soldier 2: Er, well, it's in the wash. Problem is, all the armour went rusty...

[ November 10, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ]

[Anything but Arwen]

Legolas: *thinks* Why is Father Christmas following me?

*snerk* Good one!

Anyway, to my own caption...

Horse 1: What are they WEARING?

Horse 2: Dont ask...bender night at Lothlorien...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

For the first picture...

Soldier in the front: *stumbles*
Soldiers behind him: *grin*
Gandalf: Wait. Are these Elladan and Elrohir in disguise?

-----or-----
Legolas: That guy fancies me...

For the second picture...

Soldier in front: How come he gets the neon pink cloak?
Plain soldier behind him: He'll be the target of the Orc archers when we make our escape.

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->banakil on mumakil

[Finwe]

(For the second picture).

Soldier # 1: What's wrong?

Soldier # 2: Should I tell him that he's got the reversible cloak inside-out?

Everyone else: Nah!

[Feared Half-Elf]

Soldier: Are you sure that isn't Eowyn who didn't want to part with her favorite dress?

[Elennar Starfire]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/eomer/ttt_eomer_23.jpg

Look at my lovely teeth! *grins*

Don't you think Eomer's teeth are a little too perfect?

[Finwe]

Eomer: WHAT did you say about my sister, Grima?

[Oddwen]

Saaaaay...Grima! Aren't those my socks?

[Mariska Greenleaf]

Hmmm...I wonder if Legolas notices I stole his Herbal essence shampoo...

[Anything but Arwen]

Sorry Theoden, there are no more cookies. SOMEBODY *pointed look at Aragorn* ate them all...

[ November 14, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[Meela]

Eomer: Grima... Eowyn might find the no eyebrows thing sexy, but shaving off the rest of your hair...?

[Feared Half-Elf]

Eomer: Who...ate...my...MUFFIN!!??

[Finwe]

Eomer: No I did NOT copy Eowyn's hair-style, uncle!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Eomer: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and gritty and gay!

(gritty...)

-----or-----

Eomer: Something wrong with clothes, man?

Eowyn: My wedding dress! He took my wedding dress!

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->banakil on mumakil

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Aragorn (off camera): No, Eomer, THIS is how you do it! *whistles*

Eomer: Sssst...ssst...I don't get it!

[The Saucepan Man]

Eomer: *Poking his head through a hole that he has just hacked in the door with his axe* Heeeeeere's Johnny!

[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

"Ah ha! King beats your Jack, Aragorn. So I decide what we're doing today and I say we're going to the funfair!"

[Meneltarmacil]

http://img.www.tolkienonline.com/gallery/archive/eowynfightsaragorn02.jpg

[Alatáriël Lossëhelin]

Aragorn: Hey, be careful with that sword, honey! You could poke someone's eye out with that...

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Legolas(no, thay's not Eowyn): How dare you kiss me, Mortal!
Aragorn: I thought you were Eowyn!

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

[Mariska Greenleaf]

Eowyn: "Size doesn't matter eh?"

[Meela]

Eowyn: whoever skewers the potato first gets the jewel. Agreed?

Aragorn: agreed.

*Eowyn lets out a war cry and skewers the potato*

Aragorn: dammit...


Later on...

Aragorn (to Eowyn): where is she, the woman who gave you that jewel?

Eowyn: I dunno, where is she?

Aragorn: oh, probably out shopping or something...


(I know it's a bit long, but I couldn't resist)

[ November 18, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Feared Half-Elf]

Aragorn: You dare give me a shave...

[Finwe]

Aragorn: I still say that Faramir's a pansy and you're better off with a sexy King like me!

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Eowyn: Don't...Touch...The MERCHANDISE!

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Aragorn and Eowyn... Flirting again.

[Elennar Starfire]

Aragorn: *thinks* EEK! her sword is longer than mine! I better get outta here! *runs away*

[Anything but Arwen]

Aragorn and Eowyn... Flirting again.

ELANOR MAY GARTON! THAT IS MY QUOTE! I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR MONTHS! Ohhhh, I'm *so*gonna kick your a$$ when you get back to school... *fumefume* And anyway, the CORRECT quote is

"Aragorn and Eowyn flirting yet again.."


EDIT: I'm so totally leaving something unpleasant in your locker while you're in Germany-land..*fume* I mean it!

[ November 20, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]

[Elennar Starfire]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/tttpics/grouphobbits/ttt_frodosam_12.jpg

Frodo: What is that stench?

Sam: Faramir... Bad enough you kidnap us, but did you really have to eat those beans?

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: Ah, nirvana at last...
Sam: Is that me on the stage?

(It turns out, they were watching Matchbox 20!)

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

P.S. Sam looks like a fat version of Rob Thomas in the picture...

[purplefluffychainsaw]

Luthien, if you put something in my locker then I won't bring you anything back from the chocolate factory!!! So be good.. And anywya, I got there first, with the quote I mean.

[Anything but Arwen]

*gets into poking war with PFC* Damn you, hobbit girl, DAMN YOOOOOOOU...mm...chocolate...

[Lily]

Frodo and Sam just firgured out what genetics is. (lol I just had a test on that subject, it was hard man!)

[Finwe]

Sam: What's Captain Faramir doing, Master Frodo?

*Faramir is disco-ing, in desperate imitation of his brother*

Frodo: I can't do this Sam!

[Duncariel]

*Frodo* Oh Faramir, cut that out, it just isn't right...

*Sam* Uhhhgggg....

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Frodo: I'm tired...where are we?
Sam: ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath?

Later days! smilies/cool.gif
->Elenrod

[Lyta_Underhill]

Frodo: It's bad enough you're holding us here against our will, Captain Faramir, but do we really have to watch you try on wedding dresses as well?

Sam (whispering to Frodo between his teeth): Just humor him, and maybe we'll get out of here sooner!

Cheers!
Lyta

[dragoneyes]

Faramir: *at the end on a speech that has plainly taken him hours to say and even longer to think of* ...And so the girl whose aunt's husband's son's third mother four times removed was a goat, walked into a pub and said "I've been waiting on that hilltop for five hours and *begins laughing* and it's been rainig and why did... why did no one meet me?" And every- everyone else said "Because we were DRINKING!" *breaks down into uncontrolable laughter*

Frodo: I have heard better jokes from the mouth of Sauron.

Sam: I don't get it.

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

If you look at Frodo, there's a hand on his shoulder. Made me think of this:

Man: No, Elijah, you're not on at this moment, this is Sam's speech, you've got to let Sean be on by himself...come on

Elijah: *Teary* But...I'm the star...

Sean: Pffsh...


Rubbish? Maybe. Amusing? Probably not.

Love you all

~Naurwen~ smilies/smile.gif

[ElenCala Isil]

Frodo: Holy...Eru...

Sam: You mean you see it too?

Frodo: I'm...scarred!

Sam: Is that really Aragorn?

Frodo: Is that...really...soap?!

Faramir: *grabs on to Frodo to keep from falling over* I can't believe it!!! ARAGORN FOUND SOAP!!!!

[Shire Flower]

A sense of DOOM, heavier than the weight of the Ring and Bombur the Fat Dwarf combined, hits Frodo when he discovers that the only way Faramir will let him go is if he passes a 100 page algebra test.

[Elennar Starfire]

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbnails/TTTPICS/PIPPIN/ttt_pippin_14.jpg

Elvish candy! Yummy!

[Meela]

Pippin: a finger trap and a band-aid for a gag. And you call yourself captors?

Uruk: shut up.

(I can't remember what the finger traps are called... are they Chinese something?)

O Denethor, o Denethor/Your fireworks are such a bore/All you have is burning kings/They don't even have golden rings/O Denethor, o Denethor/Your fireworks are such a bore **hides from Meela**

*chases*

I'm seeing quite a few signatures that feature me pop up around here smilies/smile.gif Keep 'em coming!

[ 5:04 PM November 27, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

[Oddwen]

I believe they're just called "Chinese Handcuffs", Meels.


Pippin discovers, rather embarassedly, that he probably should not have actually fetched the bone.

[Rose Cotton]

Pippin: Finnaly! This thing was chaffing so bad! (inspired by Billy Boyd)

Merry: Pippin, drop that! You don't know where it's been!

[ 10:36 PM November 27, 2003: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ]

[Feared Half-Elf]

I was watching Inspector Gadget earlier, goodness knows why. Anyway, it inspired me for this pic...

You see? He vomits spiders, I throw up butterflies!

[Elennar Starfire]

Pip: You see, Merry? I can get away any time I want to. I hid the key in my mouth.

*chases*

EEP! *runs for a new hiding place, dodges around Denny. Meela is distracted* smilies/tongue.gif smilies/evil.gif